Sunday Laughs

*I AM NOT IN THE MOOD*
*I AM ON MY PERIOD*
*I MISS MY PERIOD*
*I CAN'T MAKE IT AGAIN*


You see this four sentences. No matter how educated a guy
is. He can never understand it immediately. He will still ask you. *"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"?*
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. Cat fish pepper soup N2,700 and 1Bag of Cement is N2,700. *And Your Girlfriend always Prefer to eat cat fish pepper soup Everyday. **My brother * *Kneel down where ever you are* *letz pray.

**Stretch Forth your hands* 

*To the direction of your Girlfriend And shout. **My father... my father, Any girl that is eating my Mansion in the form of catfish pepper soup
* .*CATCH FIRE oyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa






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*If the bride's parents dance too much on your wedding day just know you just married out the trouble maker in their family.*
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7.When a guy truly love u, even when u sleep and snore, he will be like
"Baby snore for me, my sexy tiger generator"






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.*A girl who wants to cheat will cheat. If you like feed her until she can't walk again. She will still crawl to another guy...*

Fear women.






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.Have you ever watched a movie and shouted at the actor "mumu walk fast, they are coming"






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‼If she cannot open her legs for luv, don't open ur wallet for luv.
Guys should i increase the volume??






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If your Girlfriend name is Ruth and she is short, she is the root of your Problems




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BREAKING NEWS!
Lagos state government has banned the importation of white pants because ****** girls can not maintain it.
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