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Friday, September 06, 2019

Friday Gistscafe -Anything Goes!!

Na waaaah!!!!







Gists everywhere and i dunno what to do....
let me compose myself and think whether to do a direct story or rumour has it...

All i know is that after so many things i heard to day,i can confirm to you that the SOCIAL MEDIA IS A SCAM!!!....what!!!...stop tapping!!!

Make una dey gist..I dey come!!!

125 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahahahaha.....I have never tapped into someone’s life.
    I want mine and mine alone.

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    1. Slutty, we're similar... I don't tap into any body's life.
      I don't count other people's money or wealth.

      I am very contented with the little I'm blessed with.

      People are so fake nowadays.

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    2. Contentment, that’s the word πŸ‘ŠπŸΏ
      I live a very simple life, doing my little hustle and I get by.
      I don’t even have time checking on people to see what they are up to.

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    3. As in ehn, dem palmwine tappers association. Any small thing "I tap" yen yen yen. Social media na scam las las

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    4. Slutty and ms A we are both in the same WhatsApp group.


      I heard a very shocking thing today that left me sad.

      Nigeria is a time bomb waiting to explode.

      I think this country will be better without the Nigeria police.

      I will give you all the gist tomorrow on sp post.

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    5. Nigerian police, fear them.
      Anytime I see them, I πŸƒ πŸƒ πŸƒ πŸƒ

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    6. Since all of una don suddenly turn to non tappers so who now are d tappers?

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    7. @cutie, check your tappers register πŸ€₯πŸ‘…

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    8. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, cutie no mind sluttychic oooo. Sluttychic that was a very funny response 🚢🏾‍♀️🚢🏾‍♀️🚢🏾‍♀️🚢🏾‍♀️

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    9. Cutie most of the tappers have stopped tapping.

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  2. Replies
    1. ...That what was thought was the real deal, was just an illusion after all.

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    2. The blossom and his seemingly perfect marriage. Stella is doing another exclusive tomorrow

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  3. make una bring gist make we read. I am hust passing.......

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  4. Lol at stop tapping, awon palm wine tappers.
    I don’t even follow any “celeb” on social media and nothing wrong with following them but pictures are deceiving. In this life everyone is hustling, I don’t have sleepless nights comparing myself to anyone biko.

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    1. I'm not even on any social media app. Na Stella blog get me.
      I keep thinking, if those I know in real life are faking it on SM, how can I possibly believe what someone I don't know is saying or displaying there?
      People, run your race oh. Nothing is ever as it seems most times.

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    2. But if your not on any SM, how do you know those you know are faking it?

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    3. @ Olivia
      Cos some of these pseudo-happy people are neighbours and extended family members, and I have siblings on SM who see their updates.
      We will know the real narrative, but then they present a different thing online. Marvelous something I tell you.

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  5. Stella stop it !! Abeg come back and complete this gist cos my body dey shake .

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    1. Lol... after that Maureen and Blossom exclusive this morning, I suspected that a RHI was in the offing.
      It might have something to do with a “patter of tiny feet” coming soon.
      I no dey house abeg.

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    2. That "shaking body' is called akwukwu
      You want interpretation?
      Convulsion.

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  6. My eyes are still popping. πŸ™„

    Na wa o.

    Akpo ki cinema.

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  7. My own concern is the case between Busola and Biodun. Thanks and good afternoon everyone

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    1. @ Blessed princess, I don't know why I just love you, may God really bless you dear

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    2. Amen. May God bless you too dear

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  8. How has FG resolved or resolving the babaric killing of Nigerians in South Africa?

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    1. You sure know how to divert abi

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  9. Blossoms story really shook me, and I'm stoll trying to grasp the gist.
    Lilian, don't tell me you are really the devil in human form by causing pain and agony to your fellow woman.
    Blossom, if this is true then karma knows your address. May you never find love again and may you be used as a prawn in the hands of women.
    Red, work on yourself and give yourself time to heal. Love will find you again.

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    1. Wawu!!! Issa "prawn" thing!!! Lol! You're too bitter, please drink fanta.

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    2. no be only PRAWN, you go soon see crayfish, lol!

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    3. Yea.Women must learn to be shellfish and not shrimp on loving themselves fully.
      Maureen,don't let this make you hide your light in a shell.Crab on to life and live it to the fullest.Life may have given you saltwater but like an oyster,turn it into a pearl.

      Don't mind Blossom and his crayfish head.

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚una well done oh! Kamikaze and the gang πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    5. I mean, Kami. I'm just surprised Maureen didn't find Blossom Fishy. If wishes were seahorses. πŸ˜‚

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    6. Kamikaze pun the beat 🀣🀣🀣 Sea me rolling on the floor.

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    7. Kami the Pun queen πŸ˜€
      You had me in stitches during the Dabota/horse episode.
      You've started again, abi?

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    8. Kamikaze, are you sure you’ll make heaven laidis?

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    9. Reemah, πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘. I hail, keep sailing!

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    10. Yaba left escapee6 September 2019 at 16:31

      Sharks all over.... #evil.

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    11. Perx,with the way she played the octopus and held on to him like a barnacle?I doubt!
      Cod willing,maybe one day,she would see that this is all just a winkle in the story of her life.
      As for Blossom,still waters sometimes do run deep.

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    12. Reemahhhhhh....just clam your legs tight as you roll.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    13. P.S,I can make you heaven anyhow you like...baked,fried,'krilled' or roasted?
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    14. Gawd forbid Blossom would never be anybody's prawn and neither would Maureen become anyone's Lobster!
      Oh Kami how I love to hate youπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    15. hahahaha all of una don kolo finish. see me laughing and crying. just small mistake una don turn am to something else. Kami I love you scatter. you got a good sense of humour.

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    16. hahahaha una don kolo finish. see me laughing and crying. just small mistake una don turn am to story. Kami, I love you scatter. you got a good sense of humour.

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    17. hahahaha Kami I love you, you got a good sense of humour, but una no well o. just small mistake una don pull matter like chewing gum. Stellas blog be giving me life.

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    18. Ron has dolphins on her dp!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    19. Kamikaze, I always enjoy reading your comments πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘ŒπŸΎ

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    20. Mama Mia,they should just team up and become sushi.

      I just plain love you.πŸ€—

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    21. Kami πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜žπŸ˜ž

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    22. Smh! Btwn Kami and Perx I dont know who has more skoin. But I thank God none of you have FISH brain. Lol

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    1. Yaba left escapee6 September 2019 at 14:59

      Come to Lekki and see, neighbourhood gist will bust your eardrum, the highest fake life is in this Lekki, evil spirit blowing breeze in this Lekki.

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    2. I like you Yaba Left Escapee... at least I like who I perceive you to be. I'm female.

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    3. No b lie Yaba left

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  11. Here for comments, aproko can sweeet🀐

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  12. But will my Naija girls hear that all those things they see on social mmebi
    na chaff and fried lies?
    I been don dey yarn am since. But it is either they shoot arrows to my smooth nyansh or they open the gates of hell and carry me throway inside.
    😯😯
    It was on this blog that I met some people that have the keys to the gate of hell.
    Ngwanu ndi (palm wife)tappers, keep tapping till una go tap amusu chop.
    😯😯😜😜

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    1. @Jaunty high five tooπŸ™‹‍♀️
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      How you dey?

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    2. @ajuju, where have you been?

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    3. I'm fine, believing you and the entire family are also doing fine!

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    4. @Sluttychikito m
      I been dey o, just dey yarn my truthful yarns.
      And shooters dey shoot them piercing arrows.
      Ndewo

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  13. Mama d mama of blogosphere may your days be long.

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  14. Social media is a facade. 😱😱😱😱
    I am still shock about Red story....May God heal her.
    She needs are love ones right now.

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    1. Which Red? Biko give us gist!

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    2. @Olori
      *Shocked*
      *loved ones*

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    3. Don't mind madam red, trying to make Blossom's ex go green with envy but see where it led her to now πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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  15. Anything goes...to the market to buy mangoes...then she begins to watch as her man goes..to watch a match, but on his way he matched a watch.

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  16. Social media is a facade o. Not everything is real.
    Stella we're waiting for you

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  17. Stella Nwanyioma Abeg as E dey hot biko πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯..... Waiting

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  18. Bvs like gist ehn. But we're always quick to call out BBN housemates for gossiping.

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  19. All I know is social media is an illusion. Stop comparing your life and others u see on it! We are all on a journey, with our own struggles! So move along.

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  20. "Stop tapping" took me tf out. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    I love love and will always uhhhhh and awwww 😍😍 lovers display of affection. One can't tap what you already have na.

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  21. Big Brother Flatmate6 September 2019 at 14:41

    Presently in Big Brother House and NEPA just took the light...This place is damn hot*rolling eyes*
    If i vex now i will just leave this house.

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    1. How are the house mates doing πŸ‘…
      Before you leave, check for those with SVD and report back 🚴🏿‍♀️🚴🏿‍♀️🚴🏿‍♀️🚴🏿‍♀️🚴🏿‍♀️🚴🏿‍♀️🚴🏿‍♀️

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    2. Ndoo, Next time carry handfan or that small rechargeable fanπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    3. Or kuku find paper, fold into two and fan yourself . But wait o , is there no generator? Make then on am now, abi no fuel?

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  22. Naughty Stella

    She knows how to tease us, make us wait for the juicy stuff!

    Entertainer extraordinaire

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  23. Even Iara has gone back to her country as I heard. That's why you no longer see her with oshiomole

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    1. I for drop first hand info o,but mke I leave exclusive for Stella,na her forte

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    2. Thank God for her.
      What business does an orangutan have with an Eskimo dog?

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    3. sluttychic i give up on you

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    4. Slutty, no heaven for you🀣

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    5. Anon Biko drop the gist. Don't let us wait for Stella
      So Oshiomole's new wife have left him?

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    6. Abeg biko drop the gist o, I heard she was pushing for divorce before but Oshiomole didn't agree. I haven't heard anything about her since that divorce news

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  24. Social media is a scam. I have always said but recent happenings have proved me right. When the Perkins broke up I just went to sleep. Now I am reading about Blossom and red, I just want to face my front from now. I deactivated my instagram because of all these pepper dem.

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    1. Omg! See lyrics, i read this comment in rap. 😣

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    2. Perxian you are a case 🀣 I just re read my comment and it does sound like a rap

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  25. Stella abeg bring the gist o. God pls help me not live a fake life even with all i'm going through, i'd rather keep 'chot' and keep moving.

    MAMA BABY

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  26. I really feel so sorry for maureen.
    All d love she showered him gone into d bin!just like dat!

    I pray God to intervene abeg, this kind thing fit make person run mad.

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    1. It’s really sad. It’s well with both of them.

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    2. Tah, which love?πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜• She was doing all that to pepper Blossom's ex. .That's not love abeg.

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  27. Stella, dont do rumours, I noticed when you do rumours people repost and claim it. Drop it as e dey hot... I love seeing your gist on instablog9ja

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  28. Biko do Rumour has it ! It’s been long we had one ..
    Somebody said blossom has a baby mama

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  29. Please we are waiting. Thank you.

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  30. Tapping Kwa,when am not a palm wine tapper,I no dey tap from social media,if I want to tap I will take rope and climb palm wine tree

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  31. good one Stella.i bought picanto Kia for my wife to ease stress.though nija used but clean.thats what I could afford then.wen I brought it home.my wife yabbed me but I put am for body.telling me most of her colleagues bought higher cars that there husbands are better than I.she told me on Tuesday that some of them hv bin coming to office without car.some borrowed car while some rented and they cant continue with fake life.she beggeg me but I felt bad.

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    1. Say what?
      Biko, forgive that thing she said, abeg. No vex again oga.

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    2. She is very ungrateful.

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    3. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ na to sell the car.

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    4. That kia picanto is a bit lousy and fragile though but at least you gave her a gift.

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    5. Please forgive her abeg, we women re like that sometimes, always trying to outdo other women, that's why some go to extreme length like borrowing of things to show off that they are doing better than others.

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  32. This one I keep reading about blossom and red, what happened to them? Let me go and read other topics on the blog πŸƒπŸƒ

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  33. Lol @ stop tapping. Will they hear?
    Biko tappers, no mind Stella abeg.
    Go and buy enough kegs jare, and that knotted strong rope abi wetin wey palm wine tappers dey use take climb. Gather them and tap away to your heart's content. Don't ask God for yours oh, for blessings tailor-made for you as a Creator's original that you is, okay? Seek photo copies with all your might, desire fruits of trees whose roots you can't see. Contentment and running your own race in your own lane is such a bore.

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  34. what's happening g between Anita, Uche and Destiny stella biko!!

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  35. Everything na AUDIO,audio money,audio love,audio happiness etc.

    Someone dropped here it that the guy has been abusing the wife physically and the wife keep covering him up. There was a time she said she had hot water accident I learnt the guy abused her

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    1. πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯oh heavenly father. This is what alot of women go through. Abuse emotionally and physically, yet they cover up just for love sake

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    2. Who begged her to cover for him?

      Apples and oranges, the girl loves the guy die

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  36. I mentioned it here
    I am afraid of Blossom. I don't watch his movies because I feel like he has this wickedness in his eyes. When she narrated that hot water incident, I felt that man has been abusing her and she keeps covering up for him. I felt she seeks validation from Instagram because she feels unloved.

    Redvigor did nothing wrong loving that man. There are women the men chased them to the moon yet they are divorced. Some men get high from chasing women. Is she supposed to play hard to get even in marriage? How many married women get to play hard to get with their husband while married and busy with children.

    We need to stop analysing and wish her all the best.
    She is a selfless loving person and will find love quickly
    She will also get married and give birth to very beautiful children

    Redvigor, remain strong

    KING XOXO MYSTERY

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    1. Don't be too quick to judge sis,only if we see beyond closed doors....!

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    2. Xoxo, where have you been? Lol @ your comment. Very wicked guy, quiet yen yen yen na them wicked pass. She shot her shot, he should have stayed away knowing he wasn't emotionally available and still sulking over his ex, eleribu.

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    3. I don't pity her a bit, same way I don't pity those shooting their shots at other ladies men and instead of them to keep quiet after hurting the other lady through their actions, they will continue to brag about taking the man from his lady as if he's a trophy. Sebi trophy has walked away now. .mtcheew

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    4. Xoxo, where have you been? Missed reading your comments

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  37. So there are people that don’t know that lilian specializes in sleeping with people's husbands/boyfriends. This girl fear me even with how she praises AY’s wife calling her sis etc. Someone that till tomorrow she’s still sleeping with. Who opened her nail place? If I spill on Lilian all her friends will run cos she has no mercy. Lilian that your marriage failed doesn’t mean you should destroy any relationship/marriage around you. Kai!

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