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Tuesday, September 24, 2019

English 101 -Annoying Abbreviations

Some people have a PHD in abbreviating and changing some words......






Some people say.....

- Sist instead of Sis
- Dint instead Didn't
- Am instead of I am
- lolz instead of lol'
-Yelz instead of Yes


Which words do you remember that are shortened to annoy you?
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77 comments:

  1. STARRY LARRY24 September 2019 at 13:03

    Till now, I don't know most of these annoying abbreviations




    *Larry was here*

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  2. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 13:05

    K instead of Okay.

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    1. Shooter Gyal24 September 2019 at 13:38

      The worst

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    2. Essa Atelier (IG:@essaatelier 08052058241)24 September 2019 at 14:04

      I so hate this one ehnn

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    3. Engraced 24 September 2019 at 14:24

      The way "K" annoys me ehh. I see it as rude especially when you type a long message and the receiver replies with 'K". I also don't like HBD....i don't reply to that.

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    4. SMURF24 September 2019 at 16:29

      Btw as by the way, olfize for office,

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    5. ElizabethBathory24 September 2019 at 17:54

      I've even seen ofix.

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  3. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 13:05

    IJM amen

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    1. Candy24 September 2019 at 13:47

      Hate that. Also hate, llnpijn. You are wishing one long life, but abbreviating it. Hissss. I don't respond to such.

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    2. Lillysimple24 September 2019 at 16:06

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @ candy

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    3. Candy24 September 2019 at 18:07

      @Lillysimple, it's true na. When i see such nessages, i don't waste my time to reply

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  4. SluttyChic24 September 2019 at 13:06

    By the way.....btw 🤦‍♀️

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  5. ****Bbjac****24 September 2019 at 13:08

    OK....o

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  6. HF Beddings,OriginaHoney,Fabrics, Pillows, Towels 09072300391 IG:@hf_emporium_24 September 2019 at 13:11

    Yelz is to mimick a certain people in a particular tribe.

    They trying to funkinize their English, ended up sounding hilarious.

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  7. What Else Bitch24 September 2019 at 13:12

    BTS..Subs..BS..TL..BTW...Rubbish English..Bia this Bussu your own is too much oo with your oversabi glasses...

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  8. Olodo Sapiosexual24 September 2019 at 13:13

    Mine is not a word, but a setence

    HBDWULLNP

    Happy birthday, I wish you long life and prosperity.

    Very annoying

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    1. Gifty24 September 2019 at 13:57

      Lol, what of hml?
      Biko what's the meaning of kmt?

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    2. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 14:04

      Kmt - kiss my teeth?

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    3. ♌LEO PERIDOT. 24 September 2019 at 14:05

      KMT means Kiss My Teeth.

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    4. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 15:16

      Kiss mi teeth. It's a Jamaican slang for saying fuck off of I don't care.

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    5. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 15:16

      Kiss mi teeth. It's a Jamaican slang for saying fuck off of I don't care.

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    6. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 15:24

      Kmt doesn't mean fuck off or I don't care to Jamaicans. It means the equivalent of 'mstcheeeeww'. Please be guided accordingly. Merci😊

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    7. MadameDiva24 September 2019 at 16:57

      Wait,what?! KMT means Kiss My Teeth?!😯

      I thought it was short for Kermit oo. I'd always wonder wetin bring Kermit the Frog into the convo🙄🤨

      Still wondering why I don't like abbreviations?

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    8. Gifty24 September 2019 at 17:53

      Lol @ madamediva Kermit the frog? Chain
      Thanks guys.

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  9. Elixir24 September 2019 at 13:15

    Yhu..... you
    Plez..... please
    Ur....... you are
    Jux..... just
    Skool...... school
    Fink........ think
    Fankz........
    Thanks
    The PGA kpata kpata of them all is
    Kk instead of ok... I don't respond to you again when I see that.

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  10. Aproko Queen24 September 2019 at 13:15

    LWCMTFSB: laugh wan carry me trowey from storey building. So annoyingly funny😂😂

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  11. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'24 September 2019 at 13:15

    PSE instead of please.

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  12. Kelvin Dat Edo Boi24 September 2019 at 13:16

    Lemao, talmbout, what on earth are these????
    Don’t even say it’s ‘talking about’ cuz it don’t make no sense!

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 13:56

      😂😂😂😂 okay, this is me. Kelvin, catch this mid finger! 😣

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    2. Gifty24 September 2019 at 14:00

      Omg that talmbout is so hilarious,
      I know someone that says #like serious" lol, mgbeke's of those days.

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    3. Kelvin Dat Edo Boi24 September 2019 at 14:21

      Ikwakwakakwakakwkwaa Persian oooooo! 😂😜😚

      Delete
  13. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 13:17

    Any and every abbreviation. it gives me headache trying to decode.

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  14. excited courtesy24 September 2019 at 13:22

    brb-will be right back.
    btw-between
    kk-ok
    lmao-laughing my ass out
    dr-Doctor
    etc.

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  15. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 13:25

    BRB - Be right back
    ohk - okay
    Bcus - because

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  16. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 13:26

    Sic. What does that "sic" mean sef?

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    1. What Else Bitch24 September 2019 at 13:53

      Sic means the reporter is quotely the speaker directly especially if ''taabon'' dey instead...

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    2. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 14:03

      It's latin but often used when quoting original words with incorrect/slang spelling.
      SIC - spelling-in-correct. Imo

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    3. ♌LEO PERIDOT. 24 September 2019 at 14:06

      Same in context .
      Used when quoting a sentence , word etc .

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  17. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 13:27

    is "lol' English?
    Let them not go and write that in exams

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  18. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 13:31

    "Buh" instead of "But","Gurl" instead of "Girl","Cum" instead of "Come"(The real verb),"Serzly" instead of "Seriously"...the list is long but these came to mind.

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  19. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 13:47

    In addy for in advance

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    1. MadameDiva24 September 2019 at 17:27

      This for me is one of the worst abbreviations!🤬

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  20. miss Aboki the beloved😁24 September 2019 at 13:55

    I dont think pipo(people), wee(will), pelzon(person), yelz(yes) and the likes are abbreviations. It's just a way of sounding funky. No serious minded person will use them in a formal setting except your village pipo are on your case.
    I use BRB, SMH, Bcos, BTW etc, atimes when I'm too lazy to type them out in full.

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    1. Nachi24 September 2019 at 17:54

      Thank you.

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    2. Kamikaze24 September 2019 at 19:31

      Pipo and wee do not sound funky even in informal setting.

      So annoying.I get so pissed.

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    3. Anonymous25 September 2019 at 03:59

      Pipo, wee, kee, nau etc is just phonetically spelling out Nigerian English exactly as pronounced every day on our streets. Abi is that not how most Nigerians speak when they are in their element?

      As for the pelzon, yelz etc, that’s basically they way Falz the Bad Guy and Jenifa speak. It’s not that serious guys.
      *omo Iya Doctor*

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  21. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 13:57

    Av instead of have, gud instead of good, 1daful instead of wonderful.

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  22. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 14:03

    I strongly believe abbreviations are used to reduce letters in a word, but when you see some with almost same or even more, it sucks! words like- YHU (YOU), WEE(WILL), GURL (GIRL), OW(HOW), AIIDY(ALREADY), LOLZZZZZZZZZ

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  23. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 14:22

    Good PM ...the day someone sent me that I say NA WA O

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  24. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 14:30

    GM, Good AM, Good PM

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  25. Kim nana24 September 2019 at 14:34

    The way K annoys the hell outta me ehn, I pray I don’t angrily fling my phone one day...once u put K just know the conversation has ended for that day... I have a friend that does it all the time and I usually correct her, she learnt the hard way when she foolishly write k in her test... the lecturer purposely singled out her own for everyone to see!

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  26. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 14:42

    I instead of Hi

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  27. Miss Ess24 September 2019 at 14:44

    Aawwnn instead of aaww

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    1. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 21:24

      That awwwwn is very, very annoying

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    2. Chikito The Blog Sager with some fire 😜24 September 2019 at 22:35

      Very local 🤣🤣 'awnnn' how am I supposed to pronounce the 'n'?

      Delete
  28. Millypee24 September 2019 at 14:57

    lmfao- laugh my F**king a** off, brb - be right back, hbd -happy birthday wllnp - wish you long life and prosperity , stellz -stalla, upandan (stella's favourite) - up and down...

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  29. Vicky Posh24 September 2019 at 15:04

    now I know what BTW mean

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  30. Minrex24 September 2019 at 15:08

    K instead of Ok or okay. If you can type k what's stopping you from putting o before the k.

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  31. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 15:33

    Gurl is not bad. You know Americans pronounce R in every sentence that has it. Nigerians, we don’t.

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  32. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 15:50

    The one that get me piss is Good PM for good afternoon or Good AM for good Morning

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  33. snarKer24 September 2019 at 16:16

    WYD (What you doing?) is annoying as heck! Immediately lose interest in any conversation that this abbreviation pops up in.

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  34. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 16:23

    'Am' is the one I can't stand. Meanwhile, Stella, I thought this was going to be a more interesting post. Your examples don't match my expectations. I was thinking more in terms of like Acronyms or something. I'll keep thinking though.

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  35. Nachi24 September 2019 at 17:56

    I use annoying abbreviations when I am not really in the mood to talk to you or I am just vexed at something or moody. My response na mood. lol

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  36. Anonymous24 September 2019 at 21:46

    I hate all abbreviation word.i tell my son he should never send me a message with abbrivated words.cause I told him it makes spelling difficult and he doesit

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  37. Chikito The Blog Sager with some fire 😜24 September 2019 at 22:33

    Appaz - means apparently
    Rushands - please does anyone know what this means? The day I saw it I didnt bother asking 🤷🏽‍♀️

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  38. Chikito The Blog Sager with some fire 😜24 September 2019 at 22:34

    I use omw (meaning on my way) alot though 😁 maybe cos I'm always late 🤣

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  39. Broomstick24 September 2019 at 22:50

    Lolz was added to the dictionary. Why not try to find out first before getting irritated in ignorance?

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