Sunday, August 11, 2019
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The Mechanic own Hehnnn, that was how our Mechanic claimed he was testing driving our Car and he was under the influence of alcohol, he hit an Okada driver badly and he was mobbed.
ReplyDeleteFrom test driving car to Police station.
From 40k for repairs intially to 100k for panel beating and painting.
It's only few Nigerian Mechanic that will Heaven
.... at least few will make heaven, but mark my words, no tailor will near heavens gate.
DeleteSome tailors will make heaven o please 🤣🤣never disappointed any customer before, na sleep I no go sleep o , I must deliver at agreed date
DeleteWe'd have to hear the opinion of your customers individually, if they were trully satisfied with the product... not just meeting the agreed date, before we decide if you'd near heavens street.
DeleteThat was how my son took my car to mechanic, and he decided to use it to go have fun with his babe.
DeleteI went for lunch at an eatry and saw my car, when i cane with cab o. I had to call and asked if my son went out with the car, but he said no. I waited and when they came out i aaked for my keys.
The guy was confused cos he doesn't know me. I went inside and showed him my license i usually keep inside. the guy knelt down and was begging o. Hahahahahhaah he ended up driving me home that day. I forgave him because i understand.
@Anon 11:16, 😀😀😀
Delete@Anon11:31 ok oh
Right@ YLE
Aunty Amebo,Mechanic Hehnnn, they commit under guise of Test driving
Aunty Amebo, your son or your mechanics son 🤷🏾♀️
DeleteAnon 13:51
DeleteYou people don’t read to comprehend... you just want to attack. She said her son took her car to the mechanic... the mechanic then took the car out to flex with his babe.
Hahaha haha
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteWho are you!!! That question dy pain o.
ReplyDelete"Who are you", literally translates to, "shut the fuck up, you ain't shit", in Nigeria. 😂😂
DeleteLmao, or they will say, you don't know who I am? No sh*t, who you be sef?
DeleteThe guy acting rich and 1k disappeared got me laughing so hard. Nice one Stellz
ReplyDeleteThat was my best as well. Very nice.
DeleteSeriously 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@ black parents in prison.
Hahahahahahaha i can relate
Delete😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteThanks Stella, had a serious laugh
ReplyDeleteThanks so much Stella, I had a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteThank you Stella
ReplyDeleteYou made my day
OMG!!!! This was good!!!! Still laughing sef....
ReplyDeleteHahahaha really funny laughs.Thanks Stella for the entertainment.
ReplyDeleteNice one Stella, luv u too much
ReplyDeleteToke's own got me. Ah, black people are naturally funny, Naija's in particular
ReplyDeleteThen Africo parents, apologize, how , for what? You will hear, so I am lying, I am now a liar abi, then slap gbosa!
Then the little boy in between the mannequins, chai, infants can act up in the mall like crazy. That's when they will throw tantrums. For Yankee nah, you no fit slap in public begore someone just use phone video it, then call police. And for some weird reason, these kids some who are even toddlers know say na public be this, people full everywhere, so you no fit beat am.
Gosh!!! My stomach o😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I had a good laugh.
ReplyDeletethank you Stella
Very funny collection 🤣🤣🤣😄😅
ReplyDeleteThanks Stella 👍🏽
Lol @ hold on tight baby, we are about to pass calabar. 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI remember when I was dating my husband in the university of Benin years ago. One day like that, the pussy was itching me and making me dance everywhere. I decided to go do HVS. Doctor I met said the result is good and the pussy needs vacation or rest and probably I shouldn’t wear tight undies but my bf also had to do test to confirm he is also safe. I went home, told my baba to go do his own. He requested for the name of the test. I wrote it down for him and he left. This guy is 6 feet 4, fine boy well dressed basketballer o.When he entered the lab center, he was faced with about 5 working girls.
ReplyDeleteGirl 1: hello good morning sir, what can I do for you?
My bf: Yes how are you?
Girl 1: I’m fine, thank you sir.
My bf: I want to do HVS
Girl 1: HV what?🙄🙄
My Bf: I said HVS
All the girls started laughing..
Girl 2: Sir HV what?
My Bf: what is wrong with you people? Is this how you attend to customers here? I said it’s HVS.
Girl 3: Please do you have any doctor’s prescription?🙄🙄
My Bf: Yes of course ( and he brought out the paper I wrote for him)🤣🤣🤣🤣
All the girls gathered looked at the paper started laughing. Next thing is , sir do you know the meaning of HVS?
My Bf: Do I like a fool in your eyes? That’s the test I want to do, my girlfriend did hers here few days ago.
(All the girls started laughing and some have started crying self)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Girl 3: Oga HVS is Vagina swab. It’s Semen and urine culture you need, go and meet Oga inside. 🤣🤣
My guy nearly paralyze, he no see wheelchair buy if not he for nor fit waka comot there..🤣🤣🤣
He came home later and I went to see him.
Baba face be like frozen monkey.
Me: Baby how did it go na
Him: ☹️☹️☹️☹️
Me: Baby why is your face like this na?
Him:🐻🐻🐻🐻
Me: Baby what is happening na? You are not the angel I used to know...
Next thing Baba asked me the least expected question.
Him: What is HVS?
That’s when my heart quickly went to recollect lost and forgotten data from my medulla🤯🤯🤯and transfered to my mouth🤓🤓🤓
Me: I can’t recall the H sha but VS is vagina swab🤣🤣🤣🤣
Him: You are fool in this life and you will continue to be a fool😭😭
🤣🤣🤣My people Na so e happen o. Anytime I remember, I will just start laughing , how time flies..
I'm literally in stitches reading this...hahahahahahhaah
DeleteEnter your comment...the naija parents got me in sticthes....
ReplyDeletena my papa b dat
The boy in the mall just made me laugh really hard, kai!!
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