STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
STRANGE HUSBAND
I really need suggestions on how to handle my present situation. Im married to the most caring and loving man I know, and weve been married for 18months.
My issue with this man is the way he behaves towards s*x when we have visitors in the house, sometimes his relative, mine, or our friends spend the night or days at our place.
On a normal day my husband is the average percent s*x person. There are days we just cuddle and sleep , sometimes 1 week there will be no action and we are both fine. Recently, like 6months ago, I started noticing that when ever some one his at the house ,this man will want loud s*x, I dont know the msg is his trying to pass those people, even when I control myself and not moan, he will go on a loud spanking spree so the whole house will know we are having s*x .
This has been eating me up. Please is anyone on this table, or did you manage your situation because his attitude is really embarrassing me in front of our guests . I need help please beevees.
*He is not trying to pass any message,you married a man with a sick mind oh...The thought that other people can hear is what drives him to a complete orgasm........Didnt you see this aspect of him before Marriage?You didnt notice anything strange in his romantic or s#x life?
*He is not trying to pass any message,you married a man with a sick mind oh...The thought that other people can hear is what drives him to a complete orgasm........Didnt you see this aspect of him before Marriage?You didnt notice anything strange in his romantic or s#x life?
Enjoy the ride oh..lol
Hmmm let me just read comment
ReplyDeleteEverybody can't be vanilla.Your husband is an exhibitionist.People like him also want to make videos during sex and take pictures too.He should have married someone who shares his tastes.
DeleteI think the middle ground would be a sound proofed room with mirrors above the bed.
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Mine is like that too especially when kids are around or family members
DeleteKamikaze you forgot the cuffs and ties 😂😂
DeleteOh yea Cyclone! That is if the exhibitionist is into bondage too😂😂😂
DeleteHe is not necessarily sick, that is just his fetish. Have you tried talking to him calmly? There may be a way to accommodate him so you both get what you want.
DeleteYou can as well suggest the way...don't you think? Poster please continue to accommodate till you have grown up kids and his so-called fetishes keep piling up, continue.
Delete@stelzs pls not in a wrong way oo...but I tot u use to say we girls should close d cookie jar till marriage? How come u asking her if she ddnt see this behaviour b4 marriage?👀
DeleteY are married women scared of talking with their husbands?
Poster talk to Him naa...we are not him n him is not us🤷♀️
put tape on his lips. If he still screams, take him to a psychiatrist.
Delete21:35 maybe if I were privy to their convo I could suggest something. You missed the point. Abeg shift ITK......
Deletetess-baby that was what came to my mind when i saw stellar's response. But truth be told one has to @ least have an idea of what it is going to look like for the REST OF ONES LIFE before signing the forever contract
DeleteNo be small enjoy the ride🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 married BVS over to you guys.
ReplyDeleteBaffles me when people in relationships/marriage don’t ask or talk to their partners first before sending in chronicles.
ReplyDeleteThis person is your partner, when in doubt I believe they should be the first person to talk to and then when they don’t give you a satisfactory answer you can decide to share with the public.
I fear that many of you are with partners you can’t really talk to when it’s on personal issues like intimacy etc. and it’s a problem becsuee you'd always experience something new or different with them.
Talk to your husband just as you’ve done here. Let him know you find it strange and would like to know why he acts that way. Perhaps, he has boasted to his family and friends of his sexual prowess, he is trying to keep up with the charade. Ask him and stop indulging him since you don’t like it, it’s strange.
I was reading to see where she will say "I have talked to him but no avail" but I didn't see. The reason I asked in my comment below.
DeleteI'm confused as well as to how people are maybe scared (or whatever it is) of discussing issues with their spouse.
DeletePoster have you had this discussion with your spouse before tabling his matter Here?
What did he have to say?
Let's start from there first.
Last paragraph, talk to him first.
DeleteI think ur husband doesn't want any relative to be too comfortable in his house. He does that to make them uncomfortable so they can plan their leave asap. But kuma dey fall hand,so u no fit ask the man wet they fuck, spank and love u so. If u no want am,I like am so.
DeleteHmn, the nonsense women have to put up with in the name of marriage.
ReplyDeleteIf the woman is freaky and doesn't mind, it's a different issue.
If you complain they'll say you want to scatter your home with your hands, enjoy the ride, blah blah blah.
SMH.
Lol. Manage am like that.
ReplyDeletePlease we should stop all this manage of a thing. If it's not working, it's not working. Statement of manage him or her like that tend to keep people grounded when they ought to have sort for possible remedy or better still walk out from abusive situations in life.
DeleteHe is your husband, ask him.
ReplyDelete"I noticed that whenever this happens, you behave like this. Is it intentional? Can you explain why you behave like that? Can you stop? Because it is strange and disturbing to me."
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ReplyDeleteThis one no be legitimate pounding again o.
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If you people are in Christ and you believer the bible as God's word. Show him these scriptures;
Ephesians 5:21 Submit to one another out of reverence for Christ.
Tell your husband (POLITELY) that what he is enjoying is giving you pain and stress (love is kind 1 Cor. 13:4, love does not seek his own . . . is not selfish).
If he is enjoying loud (legitimate) pounding and you are not and he is not considering your needs, it is no longer acting in love etc.
Biko kowatasiara oga -explain give oga on top say iti mkpu in pounding is not the way to please you or God inugo?
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DeleteThey both have needs. That is why compromise is necessary.
DeleteI can only imagine how embarassed you must feel. What I find most wierd is how you have not talked to him about it. Why is it like ya'all are afraid when it comes to talking to your spouses?! Have a talk with him already!
ReplyDeleteNawa oh such a man is all i can say
ReplyDeleteSorry I had to laughed after reading this. Maybe he is feeding his ego since he does that only when people are around. Have you politely talk to him on how you feel about that? I didn't see you mention that in your post. Maybe that will help.
ReplyDeleteTeejay, I need to talk to you about your English!
DeleteNa wah ooh!
Anon you understood ba?Please manage am like that.He is improving.
DeleteTeejay has really improved @Anon. Manage him like that please.
DeleteTeejay talk sey him no like when people dey talk manage manage
DeleteNa wa o! Let me read comments
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ReplyDeleteIts his fetish, you either talk to him, tell him your reservations about it, manage him like that if he refuse to time it down or you arrange ya load 😁..your choice.
If thats his fetish he should book a hotel room once a month, at least theres plenty ppl around, then if he likes he should do gymnastics & swing from the ceiling, spank ur ass till it turns bright red, you can as well scream or moan as loud as stadium speakers... the hotel management is used to such ringtones, no one will care.
DeleteIt won’t do it cause there’s no serious embarrassment factor with strangers bud enjoys that it bothers her and makes her shy
DeleteIf she acts unbothered he won’t enjoy it again
Yaba left is officially mad
DeletePoster you may have to take your husband to a psychologist or sex therapist. Hopefully you can convince him. You said he is a good man, so I have reservations of you just ending it like that.
DeleteThere is nothing one will not see or hear.
ReplyDeleteWhat of ur kids if u have any?
Does he not think of them.
Maybe he is not comfortable with the visitors and loves his space.
He wants them to be irritated feel uncomfortable and leave. ..
I noticed my husband always behaved strange whenever my friends came visiting...he'd just want sex anyhow or maybe we're in a friend's place and the place is not even conducive BUT when we visit his sister he becomes holy holy, I changed it for him...when we visited the sister na me start the madness and he was shocked, I now asked what was the problem? He no fit talk...I said I guess you now understand..from then he is now normal. How can a normal person be wanting sex when we are more than 2 in the room? Abeg abeg...
ReplyDeleteLmao! You gat his medicine.
DeleteThis got me laughing like a mad man. 😂 Your husband want the guest to know what you're doing in the other room and want you to scream loud for them to hear.
ReplyDeleteIt's a souvenir from you guys to them to take home. 😂
Lol
Deletewe are really different types of people on earth.
ReplyDeletePoster We can only assume answers but he's the only one that can tell exact reasons
Exactly.
DeleteCarburetor cleaner, ogwu eji asacha akpa ngwongwo maka umu ife.
ReplyDeleteIfe eji agbachasi pipe onoro onu mma.
Yochasia akpa ife gi ka odi Ocha.
Ife eji asachawu ife mma inoru na ogede.
Ogwu eji asacha akpa Amu ona epick oku.
Maka umu utankam na uyankam, umu kuturuma, umu repus and gwopus, umu ojeruputu, umu lekwulekwu, umu arurubala, umu chinkwachinkwam, umu oko ogbe ndida, umu yoyooriyoori, ma oria ebutere mgbe ana eme inter house sports pheeeewwww oyochasia gi odika mgbe idi 15yrs. Nkea maka infection gbara nchala...
Nee nwata rigoro okwete, gbadagba gbadagba!!!
Nkea maka utankam na uyankam.
Nkea maka mkpariamu.
Nkea maka repus and gwopus.
Nekwe obianuri ime ulo, ekwekirikwe, agbaichidi, baby na today, echete enwebe oñyu, gangagangam, ina ebe nri ina ebegbu nri mma, ina edi akwa iron ona agbati, ikwechiri na fight ibulu agafe, inoru oru ibulu nwa anosike, ana aku gi Monday hammer n'ukwu ikwechiri isi ya na idika anyu, ana ebere gi akwa oñyu Oh Daddy Oh Daddy Oh Daddy Oh Daddy.
Iga eji nkea dakata ya ife okpurukpu anya mmiri adonyecha ya na nko anya nabo, añuri eju ya obi, echi oghanata azu. Nekwa ya ebea, nwata rigoro okwete, tutukaka, baby na today, gangagangam.
E fillie Hot idebe ya, obulu na idi añy Hot igbanye ya warm water. Ubosi inwere champions League ichekie ya igbara ya one shot, je na akpa nkata na eri ife na atu alo. Ona ewete aka 20 minutes orejie, ina ebe nri ina ebegbu nri mma, carburetor gi aburu ekwekirikwe.
Carburetor cleaner, nwata rigoro okwete, gbadagba, gangagangam, Dike anata ogu, unu eje kworiba apiti, unu eje ribe Ogbono Igala, unu eje biribe ndu na mma, unu eje riba ugwu akwanga.
Ogbono Igala bu highest grade, isie ya ikpoghue etua omado na efele. Nekwa ya ebea, ona ekechagbu oku mma, ona ekechagbu oku mma, ona ebecha!
Ihea bu mgborogwu Ike eji akpa ike.
Nwa obere ihea di ebea igbajuo ya mmiri ma obu nkwu oku idobe ya, ubosi ichoro ikpariamu ka otuo gi ahu, immacha ya ofuma ituru ya otu shot, ona ewete aka 20 minutes oregister unu eje kworiba apiti, ije bebe Agu mbo, ije biribe ndu na mma, unu eje ribe ugwu akwanga.
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DeleteI remember this video!
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DeleteWhoever wrote this is jobless 😀😀😀😀😀, see as he/she translated the whole video correctly, word from word 😀😁
Only my igbo people will understand this comment
This anonymous is craaaaaaaaaaazy lmaooooo
DeleteYaba left comman advice somborri ooo
DeleteLoooooool 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cant deal 😭😭😭 the fact you wrote down everything 😭🥴
DeleteThere must a reason behind his attitude, let him explain his reasons with that you can understand. Is possible oga want to put a stop to those coming for a visit o your house.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Jumping to conclusions would be foolish.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂Poster why not talk to him about it.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe,I will advise you to oblige him by shouting on top of your voice too anytime you guys are at it and people are around.
ReplyDeleteLmao
DeleteMaybe he's the quiet type and so he wants them to know that he can do the do and make you screem😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteMadam pls talk to ya husband. This might even be just a coincidence. He might not have noticed
ReplyDeleteTell him how you feel about it, okay?
ReplyDeleteYou need to sit your husband down and talk sense into him to stop feeling like Jamesborn when guest is around.
ReplyDeleteWhat of Jamesdeath?
DeleteLol
DeletePlay music to suppress the moans..
ReplyDeleteyou know moans alone turn some people on..
So does music.
DeleteMaybe you should talk to hkm and try having the television on or play music when having sex ..that might help him since he wants to feel like someone is hearing him
ReplyDeleteLearn to say no at such times. And be firm about it. People only treat you the way you allow them to. If you have extra room,sleep there.
ReplyDeleteI don't think there's anything wrong with your hubby. Hey! But that's just me. People have various proclivities when it comes to sex and as long as it is within the legal limits and both parties are okay with it... unfortunately, you aren't okay with this. Our thresholds vary.
ReplyDeleteSweetheart, I have noticed that some men who marry ladies who aren't that sexually adventurous, find it difficult to open up and tell them the freaky things that really get them excited in the boudoir. That's why it's imperative that you marry your type. When one partner's freak flag flies higher than the other's, there's bound to be misunderstandings. A lady felt her hubby was "possessed" because he loves sucking her toes, while another lady wished her hubby could do that because it drives her wild. I guess one woman's "ewwww!" is another's "ooh la la!"
My darling, I totally understand how embarrassed you feel, a lot of people are more reserved when it comes to sex but it appears your hubby isn't. Perhaps he hid this side of himself for fear of judgment, and the "real him" is just coming out. He may even have more freaky things that turn him on that he is yet to unleash. Lol! Have a heart to heart talk with him, be gentle and not judgmental. Let him know you understand he enjoys sex that way but you feel embarrassed knowing your guests will be well aware of what's going on. Tell him to suggest other ways sex can be spiced up without either of you feeling weird.
Don't just reject one sexual experience without suggesting something else. A lot of men take sex very seriously and no man wants a wet blanket as a wife. I'm not saying you should accept everything he throws at you sexually. Let him feel desired and if you have boundaries, let him know in a non-judgmental way. Communication is extremely important in a marriage. I hope you aren't a prude, though? Because I have this funny feeling that there might be more "surprises" yet to be unveiled. Try to be more mature about your hubby's desires and don't freak out(no pun intended) each time he does something you consider strange. Talk to your man about it, he's yours after all, no? I wish you guys many happy and "adventurous" years ahead.
e-hugs and kisses.
Sorry hubby is rude
DeleteIf you don’t want guests tell them it to come
Don’t bother them with your sex life
Yep.
DeleteI have said it here before that a person's 'yuck' could be another's 'Oh my!'.
I suggested a compromise for the couple.I hope the poster is open minded as this could potentially end in disaster.
Precisely, Kamiee honey, I sincerely hope she'll be open minded and not overly prudish. It's all about compromise.
Deleteall i can say is na wa... either he wants them to stop disturbing you guys or he loves the adrenalin high of being heard this is not applicable cos he aint stealing nothing and aint scared of being caught. answer to your predicament lies with him, ask him.
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I'm a lady and I love sex outside the bedroom. With my ex, I had it on the boot of his car, at club toilets,in his car, on his office table, we've even had threesome . That's my fetish, the possibility of someone catching us makes it more interesting for me. Tribe issues put an end to our relationship. My new boyfriend is okay but I don't know how to tell him I like sex spicy and hot and rough. He's the vanilla guy and I'm the ata rodo girl. I'm ashamed to say that most times I still go banging my ex. He seems to be the only one that can give me what I need.
ReplyDeleteHe's your x sha... continue doing I'd even in the gutter with him
DeleteI think we are in the same WhatsApp group with this crazy fantasy. I want to have outdoor sex like at d beach. Cinema.. infact the thought of someone catching gives me multiple orgasm. Stella he get orgasm becos he knows someone cn hear him. But am scared if he start having kids. Will all these still be???
Delete@beevee don't mind that one doing it in the toilet like those places don't have CCTV cameras. That was how one did it in the cinema thinking nobody knew but the face was all over the internet. Fetish kill una there mtsheww.
DeleteMe i love unplanned sex.
DeleteSex that just happens in the living room, bathroom, kitchen... Sex that begins from watching TV or having an erotic conversation, but my husband is a dunce in that sector. What to do
I have a feeling he is only trying to prove to visitors that he is the 'bomb'in bed. Since he is not that way when it is just the two of you.
ReplyDeleteIf you feel humiliated by this actipn, it's best to speak to him about it and tell him how it makes you feel.
ReplyDeletelol...your hubby is one of a kind!
ReplyDeleteHave you tried talking to him about it especially after having a quiet sex (when no visitor is around)and he still doesn't change?
Have you tried making a loud noise when making out with him and no visitor around?
How did he react?
Hmmmmm......
Does he do this only at night when visitors sleep over or at any time of the day? If he does this only at night, then ban visitors from sleeping over since it embarrasses you. If he questions your decision, tell him your reason. It's either he behaves "normally" or you invoke a "no sex when there are visitors around" clause. Let him choose one.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if he does it at any time of the day as long as there are people around, then he may be trying to prove a point that only he understands. I agree with those who advised that you first discuss this "issue" with him. Hear what he has to say but put your foot down all the same. He should have married a porn star who has no qualms about moaning for the camera na. Inukwa releasing za oza room ringtone for visitors every time. Hian!
Lol i think I'm on this table and honestly its disgusting. My husband will want our neighbours to know we are "doing the do", he most times walks around our compound naked knowing fully well that we have neighbors.
ReplyDeleteHe feels he is the sexiest being alive. I have complained and complained but he just does not want to change. Everything he does makes him look sexually disgusting to me.
I don't care anymore tho.
I think Stella is right, he maybe sick in the mind.
Boring wife. That's your husband's fetish. Mine is old me men. I get wet at the sight of old men. Currently sexing my boss, three of my former lecturers, my former boss, my landlord and a man I met on a business trip. All of them are over sixty and I'm in my mid twenties. My fiance is in his late thirties. Don't be too serious.
ReplyDeleteYou are a sex addict with serious daddy issues! Get help.
DeletePoster, your husband wants all them people to know he’s tapping that ass real good. Na shoyoyo. Just tell him you don’t like it.
ReplyDeleteYour own is even better. We live at Okota in a building with a block of 6flats. Mine wants us to do it under the staircase. He has been begging for it according to him even if it is once. I jus tire. I asked what if people see us? He said the scrambling and running away will be part of the fun. I refused and have been refusing. That's how someone will video us and put on Social media. Some people are just wired very differently.
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 some men nawa 🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️
DeleteChinekeme!
DeleteMama nkechi, is that you?
Is a crazy fantasy 😎
DeleteDoes he have a pot belly?
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DeleteYour man is either endeavouring to prove a point or pass a message across. Whether this attitude of his brings forth a negative or positive result is what I am not sure of. But at the expense of your privacy, It's inglorious I must say.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean he discusses such intimate issues such as his sexual prowess with everyone or he feels inadequate in that aspect and suspects you might have complained about it to your friends, so he endeavours to put out a veneer of your marriage having this enormous sexual allure in order to clear the air?
Something isn't right and your alarming replication and perplexed state is a testament to the fact that you both lack enough communication and there is a disconnect somewhere, else your hubby would not have had to resort to this juvenile comportment without you being cognizant of it.
Does he even put his guests' feelings into consideration? I can't imagine for the life of me having to go through such at a friends place simply because I visited.Yes, I know you are married and conspicuously having a go at it, whenever you deem fit but do you have to rub it in their faces. Utter disrespect of blatant irreverence.
Thank you ooo you are the only one who thought about how the visitor feel.fetish fetish hianesttt!!!!people don't want to have manners again sef.Like nobody is talking about the embarrassment they must have felt.Was this not the same reason a man was sued to court in the abroad all because he neighbours filed a complaint of LOUD SEX and he spent some time in jail.Same reason a couple died they had sex while the car was in motion fetishhhhhh.Fetush my bouncy backside🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️ Poster refuse him sex when you have peple in the house.Don't allow rubbish.begire you know it those people will start having a mental image of you guys doing it in their head.What is the difference between what you are doing and putting on a porn video and not viewing it but hearing sounds. Muffin browser mesing up
DeleteWow...supuuu biko
DeleteFunny chronicles
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing who sent in this chronicle.lol.
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