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Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Laugh Out Loud





45 comments:

  1. I tire oπŸ€”

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  2. My Bros got distinction in further math na.
    That dude up there na sididude. Na so
    them dey behave o. Them go dey fork
    both sisi and dudes. Them no dey stay
    in one place.
    πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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  3. Ngwa Stellz ask them ooo.... Applied Maths people hahahahahhah

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  4. Are you Econometrics?
    Are you cost Accounting?
    Are you Java Programming?

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    1. Yollar, Econometrics is a bastard and cost accounting is it's cousin!

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    2. Brostitude

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  5. Don't mind them,I was about to start dating a guy and before I could say"jack" ...he all of a Suden stopped replying and picking my calls and when I pressed further to know his reasons,he said I am the jealous type and he is scared I might do something dreadful 😈,someone that we haven't met ...his ex was aggressive. ..
    Stupid guy ..the most painfull thing is all those night calls I had with him,I was already falling inlove...
    Chaiiiii...well it's well

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    1. If possible please delete his number...That's why is not good to give time to them on phone when you are not a therapist...He used your time to feel better about himself

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    2. I had an ex like this, but he was a psycho. if i get angry when he does something very bad, he says I'm not a wife material that he scared. But him he can get angry ohhh...i ran before someone uses knife on me

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    3. Take this trick from me, every joke u Mk and he laughs, call him a MUMU keep repeating it nxt time u get another toaster. Don’t allow him near/close to ur heart! Be very insensitive to things he holds dear. Trust me everyone has a tread hold for nonsense. His true colors go show.

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    4. Midnight calls for who I never meet? No bros, I can't share you with my sleep.

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    5. Hahahaha

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  6. Maybe he is Geology or Pharmacy

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    1. Even if I finally understand him, what do I stand to gain? Would I be given a PhD? Or after all the hard work of encoding and decoding a lunatic, hope the end wouldn't be just marriage o...

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  7. Even further maths can be understood, dude is an alien. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. I tire o,he might be roman numeral. If ten different people don't understand you ,why not just try out aliens,who knows ?you might just be lucky. Obviously,you're a rare breed of homosapien.

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  9. Lol. I hated further maths in school.

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  10. Probably he loves econometrics

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  11. A huncle on this blog is sitting pretty on this table lemme sha mind my business

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    1. Caesar. Come and pack your shade abeg.
      Come with Dangote truck oh!
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚na only laugh I laugh ooo

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  12. The dude is understanding mathematics. That’s why d babes dem break up. Dem no understand am.

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  13. I follow you ask the same question o Stella.

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  14. I tire oπŸ€”

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  15. I once dated this fine bobi,very tall, handsome,six packs,good accent and all but guy was a broke ass,I have a well paid job so it was my money and car he was showing off with.
    Come and see babes dying to date him,some were so bold to ask him out.
    Local game for to his head and he started showing attidues towards me.
    Not to waste my time after 2 years of dating,I called him and told him he has to look for job and drop that mentality of going abroad and go search for a job.
    He got angry and told me to my face that is it because of the change I give him or my old Camry he drives?
    But that when I get salary I give him almost 80k every month,I inherited the bungalow we live from my late parents and I am the only child.
    That day I walked him out and pack all his things,he said those are not all his things,I told him he came to my house with one luggage and all I bought I have taken,he cursed me,he said so many babes wants him that I should give him few days to see ,that I was behind his failure ble ble bla.
    To cut story short it's been 7 months now,I drove pass him last week and he wore his faded shirt,he looked unkempt and lost, all those babes don disappear πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚,time waster

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    1. So you think the dude cannot do well without you?
      He is not perfect but his life can pick up anytime.Yea you tried for him and it didn’t end so well but don’t feel he will end up a loser without your 80k,old Camry and other freebies!

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    2. Sorry poster... there’s is no difference btw u Nd d faded guy. For u to stoop this low, u get ur own issues.
      All these girls that pays boyfriends salaries. Are u guys alright at all???? Mtcheeeew
      To think u coming here to form super woman... the joke is on u babe. Carry ur L with pride

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    3. You did well. Na Dem. Lesson learnt. Next time take full doze of Solomon capsule.

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    4. You are SUPER WOMAN

      There's no joke on you

      most women don't see clearly once they are emotional

      you made a choice to move on despite the butterflies

      YOU ARE THE REAL MVP

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    5. Anon 20.52, I remember your chronicle from not too long ago. The very lazy and ungrateful Bini guy and his mum right?
      You both have a child together isn't it?
      My dear you did very well by kicking the nuisance out of your house and out of your life!
      BOMBOCLAAT...

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    6. With that mentality? Of course he can't do well. Even if he manages to hit it, he will definitely squander it in the end. You did well to let him go. Faworaja.com mtsheww

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    7. Why pay a guy to date you? If you had not cut him off the moment he gets a source of income he would have dumped you. A man has a role of being the head of not things will fall apart. And you can only assist as a wife not as a girlfriend. Babes will never learn

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    8. Mama she is not same person. That one came back from abroad,rented a house was once married or so. This is a different story.
      Look at all them lazy ass insulting her, Na dem dem.
      Another person pikin gave u 2yrs of her life with luxury, a car, a hse, feeding, clothes and cash and somewhere in ur demented mind , u tot u cld use her power to intimidate her? Like really? Oya nah MUMU set of men this days.
      If Na Sharp Guy, e for don soji find better level with d packaging but guy man felt entitled because he is/was good looking onuku

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  16. Let me hear from C****r🚢🚢🚢

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  17. I prayed and fasted about a particular guy I was kinda involved with for 3 days, the situationship was a complicated one. There was so much of silent treatment and it was so emotionally draining. The revelation I got after was heart breaking,turns out the guy has been talking to someone else, he even had the effrontery to say it to me and anytime I threatened to leave he never apologizes, he is so proud and arrogant yet disturbingly fugly. See me thinking after my prayers he would become loveydovey, it was a breakup I got and he doesn't care. May be God has a way of setting things straight.I am still dealing with the residue feelings.I know he doesn't deserve me, he has abusive and domineering tendencies. The only option left is to move on.

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    1. 22.10 u were jazz. That’s the new format. All Na yahoo plus. They will jazz u and empty u financially and emotionally , the once that can’t do hello hello. The prayer actually helped to nullify his hold on u. Go do thanksgiving

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  18. See how all dem gold digging men are coming for her. Poster you did well o jare. Let his ungrateful attitude sort him out.

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