1. Urinating behind the Latrine.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall.
3.Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake
5. When you take shower,they ask where you want to go.
6. Keeping some plates,cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
7. Counting pieces of meat!
8. No natural death in Africa......your enemy is always the cause.
9. Counting money after withdrawing it from the ATM.
10. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
11. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it to test whether it can work.
12. There are some special parts of meat that are always for the husband eg. the gizzard.
13.Removing shoes when there is mud.
14.Buying new clothes when its Christmas.
15. Sweeping the whole compound when one is expecting visitors.
16. Looking left and right when crossing a one way road.
17. Women counting pieces of meat after cooking.
18. Preserving an empty plastic bottle after consuming its content.
19. Reserving a special chair for the husband/ father.
20. Asking for dash when you buy.
21. Telling children to tell visitors that you are not around, though you're in.
22. Peeling of the skin of molded bread to eat the inside.
23. Enjoying the aroma coming from a neighbour's kitchen.
24. Smelling your armpit to know if you should bathe.
25. Using your fingers as toothpick.
26. Expecting more...?
Hehehehehhe Please any you think should be on this list...
Wife sleeping next to the wall
ReplyDeleteWho started that?? 😂😂😂😂
I am guilty of many
Me too. Sometimes I put my legs on the wall 🤓
DeleteYoruba will say u are a witch ..slutty. Me i love sleeping on the wall cos its cold
DeleteSDK
DeleteThat looking left and right on a way road is very necessary in Nigeria especially Mile 2 road i.e Oshodi Apapa road
The rate drivers take one way on that due to thoes trailer that blocked the road.
One need to be very careful
Wives sleeping next to the wall
Actually men generally likes when women sleep inside,
Even some female friends will order u to sleep inside *wall* even in your own apartment
You are talking about drivers what of those aboki bike men that can appear from no where and be on speed
DeleteGuilty of no 18, I get plenty empty bottles for house
ReplyDeleteVery true, especially in lagos
ReplyDeleteWhat is very true? If you re not dropping incomplete yarns, you are giving wrong answers to questions.
DeleteNo 16 is very true, especially in Lagos.
DeleteAnon, can you kindly leave Cynthia alone pls? Not everybody deserve an attack here.
DeleteIdiotic monitoring spirit.Why not face those that give complete yarns.
DeleteI do not understand number one.
ReplyDeleteShhhh please let me hide here.
Delete26. Expecting females to get married immediately after graduation.
27. Counting down to delivery of a baby from wedding month.
28. It's unusual for a family to have one child.
29. Single young women living alone are perceived irresponsible.
Delete30. It is criminal to be a successful single woman! And if you are, don't you dare buy a car!
U are so right Mama Mia..29&30 so true. I don tire with the mentality
Delete31. First born especially females should be the first to get married
Delete32. Rice is for sundays' and special occasions
You are so right Mama Mia😀
DeleteI finally have a blog id!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome
DeleteWelcome grace ❤️
DeleteGracie001 you're welcome on board. 👍🏽👍🏽
DeleteDon't comment under ANG
DeleteWhen they see you have big boobs and ass, they start to say “Na so so shit full that yansh o”������
ReplyDeleteSlutchic, you must be associating with Agberos, only them can talk like this.
DeleteLol
DeleteYea this definitely doesn't apply to me...
ReplyDeleteUsing ice cream plate to preserve food in the refrigerator.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteI shared ice cream someone got for me with a colleague and its the plate she now uses to bring food to school
Cooking rice on sundays 🤣
ReplyDeleteStill do it till date ooo Sunday is for RICE!!!!
DeleteSleeping close to wall is so me. Hubby done complain him done keep quite.
ReplyDeleteNo 3, what we kept behind the door in those days was cutlass esp @ night. My dad no dey hear go come.
ReplyDeleteNo 12, I don't eat chicken head, feet & that triangular part they say is the buttocks. Hubby or anyone can have it😁
No 16 is very very important especially in this Lagos before one okada will come from 'nowhere' and you'll find yourself in igbobi.
No 18, yes very important too. We use it for zobo and kunu.
Lol... No 9 is very important ooo, last year an ATM dispensed N9,500 as against N10,000.I noticed because I counted and the machine is beside an eatery,had to send a mail to the bank and was reimbursed.
ReplyDeleteMy former boss wanted N10,000 but received N11,000 instead and was debited N10,000. Lol...
E be like say I go start to dey count. If dem wan laugh me, make dem laugh
DeleteLet me start counting too abeg.
DeleteI still counted today
DeleteLast year December, I wanted to withdraw 20 but machine brought out 17k
Choi!!! Counting money after withdrawing from the ATM... I even did that last night.lol...
ReplyDeleteCan't help it sometimes...
Let me add,
ReplyDeleteWhen they see you as a young girl (say teenager) with big boobs, they will say you have started following man.
When you have stretch marks as a young lady, they will say you have been pregnant before. My mom was guilty of this those days.
Haha haha 🤣🤣🤣 so true
DeleteChinese do the ATM counting too. I had to tell a Chinese lady to excuse me yesterday here in London when she withdrew money and started counting before she left. I have changed the sleeping by the wall, and moved hubby towards the wall under the pretence of watching the TV
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteGuilty as charged but not in all.
ReplyDelete1. Always have this crazy mentality that Wall geckos are sent to monitor me at home...
ReplyDelete2.Checking locked doors to be sure they are properly locked.
Expected stand for an elder to sit.
3.Bargaining for stuffs even at the Supermarkets ,Boutiques and big shops.
4.Tasting Garri before buying.
I hate wall geckos 🤮🤮🤮
DeleteU're not alone..
DeleteTasting Suya before buying; chei school days.
DeleteSo True
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂
guilty of most of it
ReplyDelete1. storing of black polythene nylon
2. keeping of used plastic
3. using of ice cream plastic for storing food in the fridge
4.
I’m guilty of nos 3.....lol sometimes I even buy ice cream cos I need the plastic
DeleteWhen you become rich after loosing a loved one, they will say you have joined a cult.
ReplyDeleteSome people say when lizard steps on a female, means she’s pregnant💁🏿♂️
ReplyDeleteThis is very true. Anytime I'm pregnant especially the first two weeks a lizard must run across my legs.
DeleteMy mum sees baby lizard whenever anyone close to her is pregnant
DeleteDo you live in the bush? @ anony19:56
DeleteMy neighbor blamed enemies of killing her dad of 102yrs,the thing weak me..
ReplyDeleteLast week my neighbors security knocked on my gate,when I opened he said "sis I dae outside since dae perceive smell of fry plantain na e I trace am com your side,abeg if e plenty give me small make I join you chop"I laughed and gave him,he was great ful.
I had a friend back in sec sch,she peels the back of eggroll before eating.bleble hope you have changed.
One is very dangerous expecially with the kiakia infested brain of most commercial drivers.
I don't have sleeping position,I might end up on the floor few mins after falling asleep on my bed.
No vexo jare I still count my money from ATM .....
I remember my roomie back then in the Uni. She was my bunkie...
DeleteOne night, she fell from up 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 she’s the type that sleeps anyhow.
For like 3 days, she couldn’t stand up.
People that sleep on the upper bunk dey try 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Grateful not great ful.
DeleteFell from her up bunk? Chai! I just don't want to imagine the pain.
DeleteWhen I was small na under bed I dey wake up. I had to learn how to sleep in one place. Now I don't even move
DeleteI fell down from the bunk during my 3weeks in camp, I wasn't asleep though. Wat Im my even saying the bunk collapse with full force, but I quickly jumped out
DeleteWow! @Black.
DeleteYou mean you're a graduate??
Anybody living in Lagos is guilty of no16
ReplyDeleteGuilty
ReplyDeleteEspecially the bread own, e Dey vex my pupsi ehnn
I'll only eat the middle part
Same here....my husband is tired of complaining
DeleteKeeping broom at the back of the door 😂😂😂 so guilty
ReplyDeleteUsing empty ice cream plate to store food in the freezer too😂
I am guilty of 2;9;14;20
ReplyDeleteNumber 16 is very important in Lagos o, especially at Apapa and its environs where the trucks and the likes of it have taken over and we are left with just one lane.
ReplyDeleteGbam
DeleteUsing ice cream container for storing food in the fridge
ReplyDeletel am guilty of almost all of them
ReplyDeletePulling of ears after telling people they've added weight.
ReplyDeleteStepping on someone's spit is perceived as causing sore throat.
Whistling at night attract snakes.
😆😆😆
ReplyDeletePutting a strand of thread from a baby's cloth to stop hiccups.
ReplyDeleteMy mother in law is sitting on this table.....she believes so much in this rubbish ehn
DeleteEvery country with their culture,this is nigeria and this is our way of life and i love it like this,all of una sabi sabi people na una know.
ReplyDeleteGuilty of many
ReplyDeleteKilling life chicken on Christmas day
ReplyDeleteDipping bread inside tea can be glorious.
ReplyDeleteSunday rice is non negotiable.
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