Or are you the Nosey neighbour?
The kind of nosey neighbours i mean are the ones who will know your business and put their nose in your business irrespective of whether you are staying in a rented or private property...They know it all!
These neighbours congratulate you before you announce the celebration,they wish you well before you announce the blessing...They have their ears everywhere....
Omg,whilst growing up,I used to be a nosey neighbour cos my crush lived next house,I monitored his every move from the windows...it was so crazy..
All i had to do was study the wordless scenario and i would know what was going on.....lol
So lets talk nosey neighbour tales and what the advantages and disadvantages are.....
Just getting a breather since morning 😥.
ReplyDeleteNope no nosy neighbours here. Even if I wanted to be a nosy neighbour, I don't have the luxury of time to be one.
Same, sis. No nosy neighbour over here, my closest neighbor lives 2 blocks away. We just honk at each other when we drive by.
DeleteI wanna be nosy but my Aries ass stay avoiding making friends.
Have been lucky enough not to have nosy neighbours and i ain't one either.
ReplyDeleteMama Okey, how you dey
ReplyDeleteI dey well o my sister
I can see you dey well
Even this your tummy is shouting well well
Nothing o
When will Okey's younger brother arrive sef?
Which Okey's younger brother?
Dey there dey pretend like you no get belle...
Na so them dey roll o.
One Naija Sisi fight with the horseband because he fork her friend.
Horseband come pursue am. Another of the wife's friend went after 4 months of the wife living in her parent's house to inform the husband that
"does he know that his wife is pregnant?"
The husband answered her; "yes I know about it, how is it your business?"
Naija girls and their ala oma jijiji
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I have a saloon in my compound and d FAT fools job is to b gosssiping me with her clients! I don use my daughter put curse for her body! Except am not still on this earth. The things I said and did MUST come to pass! Cos I no know u, u no know me but Na to detail what u THINK u know and entertaine strangers b ur job for here!!!! We shall see. TB Joshua water no dey work for everybody( fools with there fetish client catching rituals)if the God I serve doesn’t avenge my plea. Then I shall live this earth come this 2019 for her!
DeleteAs I was coming from work on Thursday, bout to open the gate to my house, this Benz just parked, whined down and said hello, I stopped and replied o, I looked up like this and saw my two neighbors, (1 from the opposite house, another from the one beside ours) together, staring and listening attentively. Me that didn't want to wait too much just decided to chat a little longer with the guy, not longer than 1 min sha, cos Lee boo was home. Immediately d car zoomed off, come and see questions. What did he say? What does he want. One of them is my pastor's wife. I just told them he is one of our customers, something is wrong with his account, am I free? They said yes. These people can gossip for Africa to get award. Hmn
ReplyDeleteI don't have nosey neighbors
ReplyDeleteEverybody mind his/her business
I have nosey male senior colleagues.
ReplyDeletetheir amebo no be here.
one is a dirty married fag.
I used to be an aproko neighbour but this year I decided to stop,I now mind my business.now that I mind my business my tatafo neighbours will still find a way to keep me updated.lol
ReplyDeleteLol,You re their former coordinator.
DeleteHahahahaha
DeleteIn my parents house, there use to be a woman who has a shop, she knows all the gist in the environment so she tells us all.
DeleteBut now that I am married, I don't even know the person staying in the next compound, everyone on his or her lane.
What I am trying to do now is learning to talk with low tone.
People are around and you will not hear pim,you only hear generator sound when the light goes off so I know they are around.
When I go to my backyard to spread my cloths, that is when song will enter my mouth.
After my washing machine finished washing this morning, I took an handkerchief to tie my mouth so that I won't start singing as usual.
The thing tire me.please I need help on how to keep my lousy mouth shut.
Bwahahahahahah
DeleteAnon 6:05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Deleteour tenant in my hometown. she is not up to 2 years there but knows stuff about everybody even more than us.
ReplyDeleteHahaha i have one in my neighborhood...he knows everything about everyone living in there and even in the next neighborhood. He knows where who and who works...he knows when ur boyfriend or galfriend visits,he knows whose wife or husband is cheating,he is Mr know All. I fear who no fear am. Grown ass man can give u every detail about anybody...he wants to know what u will be cooking when sees u returning from shopping,he wants to know what happened in a certain house that caused a little uproar. He can analyze politics "nonsensically". Above all he talks too much.😂😂😂😂😂Mr O! Are u also on this blog? Say hi.
DeleteMost nosey neighbors are most times jobless pple.
Hairdresser shop is another gist Cafe. You hear everything happening in the neighborhood.
Deletemy hairdresser isn't like that she only discusses her issues with me,she discusses politics and social media when other clients are around.
DeleteIkwakwakwakwa. Teejay can relate.
ReplyDeleteI have a special seat in my room situated close to the window. From there i see whatever goes on in the house. 😁😁😁
Taaaarrrrrh teejay has a job now. No longer a nosey man
DeleteI am the nosey one ��
ReplyDeleteI’ll stay by the corner and pretend like I am busy .
My own story ehn, I want to share but I'm under sun. My then neighbour when we were still growing up got me in such a trouble that fetched me punishment from my mum and my then boyfriend receiving two hot slaps from my mum
ReplyDeleteToo long to share where I am jare
I have been termed a snob by our neighbours because I do not associate with anyone. If I manage to greet you 'good morning',that's the end. They have now termed me a "horrible" person. I wonder how they came to this conclusion. My husband who is the outgoing and jovial type is now their 'Paddy'. Because hubby is supportive by doing the shopping while I take care of the kids, and other house chores, one had the nerve to ask him "Why his wife doesn't do anything. If only they know how stressful keeping the home and caring for ourkids alone can be.
ReplyDeleteIs it by force to be friendly?
Last Christmas after sharing the fried rice I prepared to our neighbours, that same man still asked me if I was the one who prepared the rice while returning our plate. I just smiled and collected my plate. I didn't give him any reply.
Maybe he liked the taste and was asking just to praise you. You can't just conclude
DeleteFuck dem, DAT is their own business, its not by force to be friendly, by the way it will just give room for more major amebo maybe with drama sef. Look mehn amebos are the most jobless lowlife scum of the earth.. How does the way another person eats & shits concern u?? They won't go and think about their own lives,it is the lives of others that is itching their medula, that is why amebos will never make it in life. Please train your children well that it is only their business that concerns them so that they will grow up spending their days & time thinking of how to move foward in life & moving forward, not occupying their minds with other peoples personal matters. Pls being an amebo is attached to having low self worth, na dem get time.
DeleteHahahahaha...maybe him think say ur husband na d wife
DeleteTwin squared you are so me.
DeleteThere is this woman that has a shop outside our compound people go there to gist and the process gossip even men with families.
One day I was passing and one of them after greeting them asked me why i love staying indoors and don't come out I tod point blank i dont have any business outside and he kept shut. I don't have time to jump from one place to another gossiping When i have my own to face, if i don't have anything to do I rather sleep. If there is anything I hate the most is gossip and backbiting. God help us, some people are so nosey they want to know every happenings in your life. Call me a snob I don't care, call me whatever you want I don't care.
since I noticed a lot of people trash the food you give them, I only share uncooked items except I am having a party.
DeleteLike me, i dont eat anyone's food or give to anyone except you ask me. What food has done to people's destiny, its beta to avoid it, leave longerthroat alone
Deletemy landlady tummy is becoming obvious we dey change position now, during action she now scream "jezzz pound hard pls but dnt hurt the baby" her daughter finally caught us digging too. she asked if am responsible for her mom's preg..
ReplyDeletedropping the situation room here some
OH MEHN!!!! Please don't keep us waiting for too long.. You are in our prayers..God help you
DeleteYou are a very indecipline man
DeleteDisgusting
I have a nosey neighbour..she wants to know everything.I detest nosey people and like to mind my business.The worst part is that nosey people are even worse in the church.
ReplyDeleteThank you!! I think their headquarters is my church. I just hate going to church these days. Can't stop because hubby is the Pastor
DeleteGreet smile
DeleteLock up
Yesssssss, I have nosey neighbors all around me, my crime was that I refuse to join their click.... So they termed me the bad person, they tried to make me the public enemy.... Yet no shaking. I try to give them topic for discussion from time to time to keep them more busy. I know my roots wella so I can't be wasting time with little minded fellows. I don't discuss and will never discuss people but if you decide to discuss me, Hmmmm you will discuss me till eternity!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly the kind of person I am. Can't be caught.
DeleteI don't mind nosey neighbours.
ReplyDeleteWhen my then Nanny would lock up my son and be gallivanting, it was nosey neighbours that told me
When she would be hitting my children with their school shoes on the road, same.
Everything that has a disadvantage, has an advantage. #thinkaboutit
This one is not being nosy, I hate gossip with all my might, dont engage in it because i have the gift of knowing whats up without asking a single question,but this I'll do with a very clear conscience. In fact you can add it to civic duty if you like.
DeleteWhere is mama Nnukwu?
ReplyDeleteAs in..I have been looking for her comment
DeleteI wouldn't call myself nosey, I mind my business sha, but you see this my ears, they are very sharp, infact my organ of corti is top notch. Shey from my uncle's phone call I found out that a babe was pregnant for him, he was just coding his words, but I understood. My roommate nko, she had an abortion, me I found out o, from the conversation with the guy, I put two and two together. I don't know if I should call it a gift, but I always know what's up with people around me, my neighbours daughter started using an I-phone, in the same period another married man in same compound was complaining that someone withdrew money from his account, huge amount, see us sympathizing with him, while he forgot that he gave the babe his ATM,ndi uchu. Of course I know everything that happens in this compound, blame that to joblessness.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂
DeleteHmmmm madam aproko
DeleteLol amebo oshi ..na real joblessness of a gift.. Hope your life is better with all the unnecessary information u have gathered about other peoples lives. Lol
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ReplyDeleteOoh nosey u meant...the one that was my neighbor/schoolmate packed out recently! Was too nosey,gossip n jealous being.Gist with her at ur own risk,the next neighbor will hear ur secrets.Thanks to God she packed.
ReplyDeleteBoth words nosey and nosy are correct.
DeleteI don't even know my neighbours, nobody's gat time for socializing.
ReplyDeleteWe are only 2 families in my compound and I have being a nosey person. I greet them if I see them, go into my home and lock up. Between taking care of my baby and the home, where do I have the time for being nosey?
ReplyDeleteI'm not nosy,thank God for my lifestyle,my friends use to joke that I can be brand ambassador for minding your business. But I have a nosy neighbor, she goes around telling who ever cares to listen lies about me and my sister, we are orphans and she use to be a cordial friend of my late mum. She told someone that I'm pregnant, that I travel out to go get pregnant,because I had a failed relationship (did introduction) but thank God I dodged the bullets of being married to a parasite as a husband. She goes around telling people that my sister had chains of suitors. This woman doesn't know our stories. I just shake my head for her.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know my neighbors children's names
ReplyDeleteI have two o. One is so nosy and loud-mouthed that she looks through any of my windows she passes and once she catches glimpse of me, she shouts her greeting from there.
ReplyDeleteSo annoying. Even the children does that. Any of my family matter that flies into her ear by mistake will be on everybody's lips in minutes .
The other one peeps through her windows when we are going out or coming in. She even ran to my door one day as i just returned from work to commend my dressing. I wore buba and iro to work that Friday. Even if i come out to spread clothes or my hubby is out there cleaning the car, she is always peeping.
Both of them are home-makers with no attempt to find a job or start business. Their job is to chat their lives away day by day and noisily too. When both wives meet outside, there is nothing under the sun they don't talk about, even how they raised their legs and pushed their babies out in labour room. And they mention their private parts without holding a breath.The whole flats will hear everything especially if there is power outage.
I don't know the names of my neighbours until recently thats after 6yrs,
ReplyDeleteYou hardly get nosy neighbors in Abuja. i live in Gwarinpa and i have not come across nosy neighbors o. all man to him tent
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