Labour Room Drama 257

LMAO.....When you borrow tips from the labour room drama series and your tips no gree work!!!

Hello Stella and fellow bvs,

I decided to send my LRD,I got married December, and by January, hubby was asking me how far,always aware of my monthly flow until April when I missed my period, he bought PT for me and I checked, I was pregnant, he was happy.

My pregnancy was stress free,no vomiting,no morning sickness,I ate any kind of food I wanted.

Fast forward to the d-day,I saw the show on Friday morning,told hubby and he said we should start going,haaa,I said with what I read in SDK,I will not rush oh,he left for work and I went to work too, I was teaching in private school and we were computing result at that time,so I got to school, finished computing result and most of the teachers left me in school but I had to finish computing my result because I knew I might be in school on Monday.

I went home,when hubby came he said we should go to the hospital because he's not comfortable with me seeing my show and am still at home, so we went with my bag to the hospital (government hospital).

We went straight to labour room,and I told the nurse that I saw my show and am in labour,the next thing she said is "and so? Is it my show you will see before" abeg go home and come back when your water break,if labour start,you will not have mouth to say it....haaa, we left in annoyance but I was cool. 

Around 2am contraction started,hubby noticed and asked us to go back, I told him,if the nurse rejects me again nko,he said she dear not try it.so we left and when I got there the second time I met another nurse plus the first one,I met earlier,so she checked me and said i am 4cm gone that why didn't I come since,I now explained to her what the other nurse said, she just started shouting that that's how we patients lie on nurses that how will a nurse say go home and allow your water break before you come to the hospital, that I want to put them in trouble,immediately, the nurse stood up and confirmed my story,they were both ashamed and apologised.

That was how they ask me to lie on the bed and tie wrapper, but i just tied the wrapper on my waist and wore singlet, then the nurse said ''madam remove everything'',i said no,what i hate most is tying wrapper on my chest, she said no worry you will beg us to remove it soon...

 contraction was coming and going till 8am,nurses exchange duties and they decided to give me drip, that was when the real pain started,I screamed,shouted insulted everyone of being wicked,later they broke my water and it became worse that I had to beg the doctor for CS...

He said ''madam don't teach us our job'',na so the pain continue,I now remember where I read in LRD that when you say you want to poo,they rush and help you with your delivering, so I shouted I want to poo oo,the nurse from far said,poo if you want to poo,we go pack am,in my mind,I said that one no work,meanwhile hubby has called my sister telling her am in labour, she had to rush down to start praying with mother in law,so doctor came at about 3pm and checked me and said am ready to have my baby,all this while my singlet was still on just had to raise up a little.

So they gave me all the instruction about when to push but nothing,I now begged for water to drink because I had no strength to push, the doctor said no water madam,push your baby,the nurse now pleaded for me to give me Little water,so he give me little water to drink and pour some on my body(I wonder why he did that)

Not too long I was giving a cut and my baby boy came out and all my pain went away,showed me my baby and asedk me to confirm the s#x before they took him away. I was stitched and hubby came to give me a hug and said that's my boy,time for me to go to the ward,I wanted to walk but the nurse said madam abeg sit on the wheelchair,Oga must not see you standing.na so hubby wheeled me to labour ward,I wore my singlet to labour ward,I was happy I didn't expose my breast to that doctor.lolz

Was discharged after 2 days and I and hubby resumed our love making 6wks after. I wonder why some women stay 3 months..my son is two years plus now. Bvs pardon my errors,no time to proof read.

*6weeks and you think you are Super woman?Some women resume same day or next day..If you have CS,you need time to heal,that kind of pain no be here.....so abeg easy with the asking..lol