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50 comments:

  1. Solomon capsules21 April 2019 at 18:16

    Lol...I just know Nigerians can be super polite when asking for directions. Good morning,Sorry,excuse me where can I find.....

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    1. same girl21 April 2019 at 18:39

      Reverse
      Go back

      9ja: Reverse Back 😂

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    2. CHOICE 21 April 2019 at 19:43

      Lol@ Solomon, you forgot to add please. They be like...good morning, excuse me, sorry, please...

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    3. Solomon capsules21 April 2019 at 21:18

      Lolz.... I forgot d “please”

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    4. omosoft521 April 2019 at 22:47

      Hahahaha, Nigerians need to be polite so that the person don't give you wrong description just because you did greet them.

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  2. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 18:18

    Bending
    Corner
    Bending corner

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  3. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 18:21

    British:oh my gosh
    American :awesome
    Nigerian:correct,

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  4. Too blessed to be cursed21 April 2019 at 18:22

    It is not our fault...we are were
    colonized by the British but would always copy american English.
    All join Nigga

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  5. Cynthia Iyede21 April 2019 at 18:28

    American - At the extreme

    Nigeria - sat the extreme end.

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  6. perxian21 April 2019 at 18:28

    British - Hard drink
    America - Strong drink
    Nigeria - Hot drink

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  7. Dietitian Nezz!!!21 April 2019 at 18:32

    Extreme
    End
    Naija- Extreme end

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  8. Eriifeolu'21 April 2019 at 18:56

    Tap
    Faucet
    Tap head

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    1. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 20:33

      Pump head

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    2. Anonymous22 April 2019 at 12:26

      😂😂😂😂pump head

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  9. single "ma''21 April 2019 at 18:57

    Are you alright?
    Are you okay?

    Naija:how far?

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  10. Kendall21 April 2019 at 18:59

    Enjoying pronounced as enjoining... Pisses me the hell off

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  11. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 19:01

    biscuit
    cracker
    Naija-Cracker Biscuit

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    1. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 20:36

      This is all wrong. In the UK, not all biscuits are cracker. And not all crackers are one descriptive in the US.

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  12. Omah21 April 2019 at 19:01

    Still
    Yet
    Nigeria-still yet

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    1. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 20:37

      Omayemi, you don lie for this one. The British and American use of ‘still’ and ‘yet’ is the same but in different contexts.

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  13. prettyjene the unique21 April 2019 at 19:13

    British All of it. America The whole if it. Nigeria All the whole.

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    1. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 20:39

      Very fake and untrue. There’s nothing like that.

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    2. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 21:50

      Lmao anon 20:39 u are Savage lol

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    3. Lumiere tasty meals,0905870247821 April 2019 at 22:51

      Lol dis doesn't make any sense

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  14. Beloved #CHIVIDO 202021 April 2019 at 19:18

    Bridge Head

    Some Nigerians : Head Bridge

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    1. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 20:38

      Aunty, haba! Make una sofri with lies na. There is nothing like that. Not in Britain or even by Nigerians.

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    2. Cheesi21 April 2019 at 21:04

      Thats onitsha language. Hahaha

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    3. Beloved #CHIVIDO 202021 April 2019 at 22:54

      Hanty, nothing like what?

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    4. Beloved #CHIVIDO 202021 April 2019 at 22:54

      Cheesi you head dey there. 😂

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  15. Sugar babe21 April 2019 at 19:31

    Bending corner.

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  16. Olodo Sapiosexual21 April 2019 at 19:37

    Still yet
    So therefore
    Barbing salon

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  17. Tobie21 April 2019 at 19:37

    America - y'all
    Nigeria - you people
    Both are correct! That's why I love English language, so many countries have taken it and made it theirs. Add your own flavor and spice. It's time for us to make it ours. We need to own the Nigerian-English and make our own dictionary and our own keyboard. That's what the Americans did.

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    1. Anonymous22 April 2019 at 02:10

      Y’all is actually a wrong English. You can’t use it in a proper composition. Yes I know it’s American, we all say it, but that’s one of the black man’s slang. It’s not ghetto, but it’s not a good English.

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  18. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 19:37

    Cold water
    Iced/ice water
    Cold-ice(d) water

    VQ

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  19. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 19:48

    Lol. Nigeria my country. Everything just has to be complex.

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  20. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 19:50

    British: driver, slow down I want to alight
    Niaja: driver, slow down I want to drop
    British :frontal hair
    Naija; edges
    British: potholes
    Naija; gallop
    British: hold up
    Naija ; go slow

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    1. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 20:41

      Potholes are different from gallops. No one uses ‘edges’ in Naija.

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  21. perxian21 April 2019 at 19:50

    British- License plate
    America- Number plate
    Nigeria - License Number.

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    1. jelly21 April 2019 at 20:13

      You got it

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    2. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 20:40

      No, Nigerians say plate number, not license number.

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  22. Sweet Nonsense21 April 2019 at 20:22

    Reason

    Why

    Nigeria = Reason Why.

    So

    Therefore

    Nigeria = So Therefore.

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  23. Funch21 April 2019 at 20:45

    British: Salon
    American: Barbershop
    Nigerian: Barbing Salon

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  24. Cheesi21 April 2019 at 21:01

    Corner and bend. Nigerians : bending corner

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  25. Cheesi21 April 2019 at 21:02

    Extreme and end. Nigeria : extreme end

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  26. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 21:56

    British: fanny /cunt
    America: pussy/snatch
    Nigeria: Toto/ kpekus/puna/kpungis

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  27. prettyjene the unique21 April 2019 at 22:02

    Anon 20:39,plz allow me to fabricate things in peace. Am I the only 1 that lied here? leave me o.

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  28. omosoft521 April 2019 at 22:54

    Don't dirt your shirt
    Don't soil your shirt
    Nigerians: don't put dirty soil on your shirt.

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  29. Anonymous21 April 2019 at 23:26

    British: last night
    Nigeria : yesterday night
    American : I want to have a bath now
    Nigeria : have u baff

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