He had Brown,decayed looking armpit hair that smelt like groundnut fart...Oh Lawd!!!
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Sunday, April 14, 2019
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Her bodycount was 9.
ReplyDeleteI made it a round figure 10, then i waka.
And your own body count is 99, a girl will make it a round figure 100 and dump you?
DeleteShe told you it was nine? You mean a lady can really say such to a man? How sure it was even the nine you believed?
DeleteAnon.. Simply state ur own and leave YLE alone jare.. Y e dey pepper u for body.. Na ur body count? Tueh..
DeleteTeejay, no woman will ever tell u the truth if its more than 3, i snooped... she was chatting with her bestie, bestie said she doesnt keep count so she dont feel bad.
DeleteAnon 18:35.
That'd be doing me a great deal of favour & pleasure.
If a lady says a number, multiply it by that number and add the number.I.e (9×9)+9=?
DeleteHis nose always dripping anytime he eats. If d food like make e come out from freezer sef.
DeleteMy sister's - he had short arms.
DeleteSafe to say my brother-in-law has arms like a chimp......and I am saying this with love.
Short arms scare me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
DeleteInyaya’s twin🙆🏾♂️
I never break up with any of them. Na Dem dey break up and break me off. But if I am opportuned to break up with any of them ,it will be if de head game is not top notch.
ReplyDeleteThey break up with you as if that isn't enough but also break you off. Oh dear me... Kuku kill me with laughter.
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha @Teejay na so I see am ooooo
DeleteHad to break up cuz she shat on me
DeleteHe dyed his hair blonde. He is a footballer, it's what they do but I didn't want to be seen with him. I miss him so bad.
DeleteHe dyed his hair blonde. He is a footballer, it's what they do but I didn't want to be seen with him. I miss him so bad.
DeleteShe farts everytime she's about to cum.
ReplyDeleteSerious, loud, smelling and annoying fart.
So you are a guy? It's okay lolz.
Deletehahahahahahahahahahahah i don die with laff.
DeleteSee this Pharisee dude o
DeleteNo be you pound fart commot for her nyansh?
If you no wan marry the sisi, you for tell am na
instead of to dey fork and offload (Naija) girls like sheet?😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
😂😂😂😂 this is beyond me!
DeleteYou people just like attaching undue sentiments to things.
DeleteThe post said "Pettiest Reason".
I've grown past it and I'm better for it now.
@Niklaus
DeleteSee the picture you attached there says something else. You are still in the business.
@Anonymouse 19:34
DeleteIt's a beautiful work of art, appreciated by intellectuals.
Hahahahaha choi. This is hilarious .
DeleteLol. I like you, Niklaus
Delete🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂some pple r Maddander
DeleteThis is funny😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteHe smells of garlic
ReplyDeleteThats not a petty reason oh
DeleteComplete am na:
Delete"... and im no be ATM/abroad visa printer..."😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
I can't stand garlic at all.
DeleteI hate the smell of garlic..
DeleteHe stole from my purse. I no dey joke with my money😒
ReplyDeletehahaha. like steal steal?? or like randomly going to your purse to pay for delivery n stuff.
DeleteHe saw me off to the airport, I handed my wallet to him while customs was checking my bags. By the time i got to my destination, 4 notes were missing, and na market I been dey go buy on a very tight budget o! Those days no cell phones, so I couldnt confront him till i got back. On my return, I stopped by at his office and asked him upfront why he stole my money? He denied at first but later admitted saying he didnt know I would be upset. I just waka leave the thief.
DeleteHer pussy smelt like rotten fish in a gutter with shit sweat and a garbage truck combined
DeleteHe is not worth it at all
Delete@kikki,too right!! I would have walked away too.
DeleteHe refused to have his teeth whitened.. they weren't dirty, just hella brown.
ReplyDeleteHow would he have done that?
DeleteDumb question from teejay
DeleteBy a dentist nah, it's a procedure where the teeth is bleached but he thought it's not that serious. well, I dipped to show him how serious it was.
DeleteTee Jay Google it
DeleteA dentist called do it for you or you buy products to do it at Home
@TeeJay what kinda dumbass question is that? So you don't known you can visit a dentist for teeth whitening??? Mtchewww
Delete@Perxian that brown teeth is a no no for me. My down below is so important to me so I always make sure their mouth area is so clean.
Deletemu na free teejay,no body b custodian of knowledge @annoy 18:45 abeg list the products
DeleteModella and 18:37 calm down, never a time was it said it is wrong to ask a question. Those that answered my question above are human like you and aren't stupid just like the way you both sound in trying to be all knowing.
DeletePerxian and 18:45 thanks for the answer.
Pls leave Teejay alone,we learn everyday
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteHad to come back to drop this.
DeleteI made someone fix his teeth and still didn't date him🙈 I feel terrible.
The way he chews his food...jeez so loud!😣
ReplyDelete😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
DeleteThat too is a turn off for me
DeleteMe too @blessed Princess.
DeleteNo.2....was that he loves to chew gum and be making that bitchy sound a girl does when they chew gum. Omg! I bin suffer for year 1 that year...
DeleteInfact guys that chew gum na complete turn off.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteShe hissed at me so often and I hate that so much. If she didn't agree with you on an issue, she will resort to hissing abi na sighing lolzx. She will do it to make you look stupid.
ReplyDeleteThe other one I was getting to know pissed me off with her writing style. Not that she can't spell correctly, but she likes spoiling words and I hate that. She will spell come as cum, look as luk, like this as ladis, fine as foneee, happy as api. For Christ sake what is that? I told her I don't like that, come to think she is a graduate. She insisted on writing that way. Menh I can't deal with such nonsense.
Teejay, that second babe should be your soulmate, cant bliv you chased her away.
DeleteYLE abi hahahahahahaha... You no well true true.
DeleteHahahah.
DeleteKikikikiki 😂😂😂😂
DeleteI hate when someone writes that way
Yle
DeleteLolololol😂😂😂😂😂
Hissing pisses me off as well. chewing gum loudly too.
DeleteLol! Ouch! YLE, have a heart, would you please? That was classic, though, to be honest. I had a good laugh, let's hope TJ gets it and has a healthy sense of humour too.
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha @Jeejay that hissing own is a now no for me
DeleteRonalda I got it even before you read and replied. I am not dumb naaa lolzx.
DeleteLOL YLE c'mon!! 😣
DeleteHahahahahaha
DeleteLmao 😂😂😂😂😂 yabaleft gosh you are 100 percent Savage, I like that Teejay took it in well other some people that will come back cussing.....Teejay for the hissing part I am also guilty,I do that most times although am putting extra effort now to stop it cos my boyfriend has been complaining about it but I really do not see anything wrong in it tho
DeleteYLE u nor just kind.
DeleteLumiere, you have a boyfriend and I was beginning to crush back on you. I almost wanted to order some African delicacies tomorrow. Chaiii poor me lolzzx....
DeleteTeejay I am ready to dump my boyfriend for u 😁😁
DeleteGot bored of him.
ReplyDeleteChai, no money
DeleteYhoooo Stella 😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteNa wag Stella na where you see this kain person? Yak!
ReplyDeletenagging about me not replying on time or checking WhatsApp I mean why can't u call
ReplyDeleteAbeg change, it is really annoying for you not to check up on your friend as often as possible. It is draining if you ask me
Deletesitting in my rock n roll with sprung out ears.. am not on this trail
ReplyDeleteHe said his friend told him i am dating another guy and I used jazz on him meanwhile I was faithful,kaphish I bounced out couldn't start explaining mysef.
ReplyDeletePlease take a walk, it's not worth it
DeleteHow is this one petty nah?
DeleteStella how groundnut fart dey smell? 😅😅😅😅
ReplyDelete@ Do practical fartistry na
Delete1. Chop well roasted ganut, that one wey some burn (man power)
2. Drink milk join am
3. Allow like 3-5 hours make im mix well well.
4. (If you) go sit for class or office (my hand no dey am)
Ahaaaaaaaaa .... 😅😅😅😅
@Kidjo groundnut and beans fart can raise the dead
DeleteAll these fine fine babes u no go know say na dem mess dey smeh pass
DeleteI go try wetin you talk then mess am for my bobo😅😅😅 na me must win our next messing challenge
DeleteI did not have any boyfriend apart from my fiance/husband.
ReplyDeleteBut I been don offload one sisi friend like that who come yarn me say one women wey we both sabi and respect dey fork around (far from true o) and when we meet the woman, she go kneel down greet am. I just cut am off fiaaaaaaaaam!
Na when her husband offload am for forkery, we discover say na wetin she dey tell me about the other woman, she dey tell the woman about me. 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
Naija (Pharisee) girls dey carry ohu cause ala oma jijiji 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
ANG
DeleteHow come you no get any boyfriend only husband? Before you marry your husband, no be boyfriend him be?? 🙄
Don't mind the mumu ANG as Jesus pikin
DeleteAnon, you did not read "apart from" in her comment?
Deletemaybe na bethrothal
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha na so I dey be
Delete@18:46
DeleteWetin una dey call boyfriend na fork-mate. Me I no get that one o. I been dey friendly with my fiance; just friends with healthy intelligent conversations. Im dey see me say I dey converse with other guys too. . . im no wan make ugbo gafere ya. Na im he come rush drop the word say make we marry. E heeee, na that time I know say im dey serious na -courtship ebiri oku; no fork na only intelligent conversation/scriptures/discussions about our intended family, pikin them, how we go manage money -all those ajuju n' ese okwu for marriage, we thrash am well well. And I don see say na correct guy wey im be. That courtship been last three years (no fork -he gat to pass that test too else I for dump am). Na so we (I) come loosen the knots, big (smooth) nyansh wey im dey salivate for don become im own true true (for legitimate poundings) 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
I hope say I don scatter ya question? 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Lmao ANG
DeleteCarry go with your smooth yansh and legitimate kpanshing. Na you biko😂😂
Okay...ANG is Lady Igo...🚶🚶🚶
DeleteThis anon you’re really mental today you’re man tomorrow na woman you be . Are you a hemaphrodite?
Deleteoooh chimo sdk haff kee me.
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteIn his words he doesn't know to show love and he wasn't ready to improve on that.
ReplyDeletePlease take a walk. He lack the most important things
DeleteHe can lie for Africa
ReplyDeleteRunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
DeleteHe was too perfect. He always avoided quarrels with me. I thought he was pretending so I called it quits.
ReplyDeleteYou should have given it time and find out the truth by yourself
DeleteMy ex said samething
DeleteHe had a gap tooth that looks like those windows in old delapidated buildings. he can be eating food and fiam!!! pepper will escape from the gap tooth straight into your eyes.
ReplyDeleteThen imagine him giving u head and booom!!! your libia majora get stuck in between his super wide gab teeth hian. thats the kind of thing i cant be found explaining to a doctor mbok. so i consulted my village people and for the first time we all came to the same logical decision, i ran like one who is chased by a mad man, without looking back.
till today he has no clue why i ran away
Hahahahaha. Today is sweet
DeleteYour comments can be so disgusting at times.
DeleteI wonder what your exes have to say about you, or you think you are perfect?
DeleteVery funny.... I can imagine
Deletelol then u would av given him tooth pick to use during the head game
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha, Honestly I am not a fan of gap teeth
DeleteLol i fainted imagining that ...hahahaha
DeleteYou're just crazy.
DeleteLol
😂😁😃😆
Deletesee the gap tooth toothless anon them pls go and pick beans if u have nothing to say. i never said i was perfect. infact i am the queen of imperfection.
DeleteCrazy geh😂😂😂😂
DeleteToo childish with finger battery dick
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go anon cos I don't want to be teased.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness,he was a sloppy,slobbery kisser. Kissed the first time and I thought he was gonna chew my mouth away. Second wasn't any better,I got the f#*k away really fast!
Hahahahaha
DeleteWho hasnt had a terrible kiss before?
DeleteYoure going anon.
you taste too sweet probabaly
DeleteHis fingers and feet are webbed 😭😭 fine rich guy like dis 😊
ReplyDeleteNope,I think you're lying and just looking to tell the weirdest story. You shouldn't have added "fine" and "rich" in the same sentence. I'm going to go with "ang aka smooth yansh",the girls don't see "fine and rich" and run away,not in this side of the world.
DeleteI don't get what you mean
DeleteHahahahaha
DeleteEwwww! God forgive us o but I can't help but laugh.
Obogwu levels
Lol @anon I'm not lying. Yes, I can be money conscious at times but it has a limit
DeleteStella that reason is not petty at all though I don’t know how groundnut fart smells.😂😂😂 I got bored.
ReplyDeleteI never left anyone on a petty ground.
ReplyDeleteOh no ! this one, he was going to be doing like he gave birth to me. Only 5yrs my senior fa !
It was hard but l still Kawasakii.......
Hahahahahahahahaha
DeleteHe had mouth odor, and to think that he’s a doctor!
ReplyDeletetoo much of reading
DeleteThats not petty reason oh
DeleteRunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Delete@Marg
Deleteand he gat no cash
Was disrespectful. Another had a white tongue, means water no de touch am. I flew!
ReplyDeleteHe didn't have any text message on his phone. He kept deleting everything, even my well composed love messages..
ReplyDeleteRunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
DeleteHe stayed a whole day without calling me and unfortunately I had serious period cramps that day... When he chatted me the following day, I couldn't wait to pour out my anger. After that I lost interest in him. Relationship died a natural death.
ReplyDeleteKpele
DeleteHe attend Olumba church, a Yahoo guy and very bully
ReplyDeletethats not a petty reason...u made a good decision
DeleteHis anus stinks but I couldn't bring myself to tell him. I told him I was tired of d relationship.
ReplyDeletenothing person no go read....his anus stinks? i didnt know that people now eat tru there...how did get to smell dia abi u dy also....ok
DeleteYou should have told him. This singular act will be chasing his girlfriends away
DeleteWetin your nose find go reach there?
DeleteHahhahaha.....did u actually smell somebody's anus?
DeleteYou sure are an explorer!
Hahahahahahahaha.. Dede Ugonna you na real case 😂😂😂
DeleteWhose anus smells like roses bikonu?
DeleteLmfaooo
DeleteHe has biro cover d**k
ReplyDeleteYou should have focused on his head game
DeleteGod forgive me. Dude was a Bloke in all ramifications but he had "short arms" my major pet peeve.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't bear it, any time he wore short sleeved shirts, moved his arms I quiver or squirmer in my seat.
To avoid psychological breakdown, I took a walk.
Hahahahahahahahaha
DeleteLike my sister ooo!Lmao!
DeleteShe said she was going to open a beer parlor when she gets older.*Is that all you want from life look* I had to dump her ass. FF to now, She worked so hard on herself and became a big boss with stores everywhere. Nobody knows tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteBut beer parlor is a very lucrative business
Delete🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteSmall dick. I did it for my unborn son.
ReplyDeleteOmg!!!🤣🤣😂🤣
DeleteHer kpekus smelt like a corpse
ReplyDeleteRunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
DeleteEwooooooooooooooo. Kill me already.
DeleteI am skinny and he is also skinny too. I detest us walking together, we look like a nepa pole and eye brown pencil. He was a good guy. I wish one of us is on the chubby side, so we compliment each other.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂 u af kee me oo...i hope u b tire stone join too,so breeze no go blow una throway.. but most men get chubby after marriage
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha but you would have given it time, maybe one of you will add weight later
DeleteHahahaha
DeleteI laughed like a hyena at this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteMine was too lazy.. very lazy human being who sleep and sleep and leave off people.
ReplyDeleteRunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn that one no get mekwatalism
DeleteI fell in love with his friend and dumped his ass
ReplyDeleteYikes!
DeleteThis is deep🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteOgaooooo...this stella wont kill me shaaaaa....
ReplyDeleteMine...She is too aggressive and too lousy
He has brown teeth.
ReplyDeleteYou crazy about teeth like me too? my biggest pet peeve
Deletehahahahaha please I need like 4 plot of land to faint abegg thank God for your life my sister
DeleteHe was usually very violent during sex. I feared he will pound away my soul. Good thing we parted ways, if not, i wont be typing this today.
ReplyDeletePraise Master Jesus!
DeleteRunnnn for your dear life..
DeleteBlood of Jeremiah😂😂😂😂
DeletePound awsy your whatttttt???
DeleteHaaaa
Guy man was squeezing my breasts as if he is squeezing unripe orange. I cried so hard that day and he thought l was enjoying it and used all his muscle to squeeze the more. All my pleads of please leave me, am dying of pains fall on deaf ear till he saw real tears. That was the last time l saw him. That was the last time l will allow anyone touch my breast. Fear no go gree me self.
ReplyDeleteHorror!
DeleteMuscle
DeleteChai
We fucked once and when we finished I saw shit on the bed.. Plenty of poop
ReplyDelete🤮
DeleteOh Lord!😨
DeleteEveryday fuck abeg I tire had to leave her
ReplyDelete🌚
Delete,@anon 21:25 u dey dull. where she dey?.. Once I find that kind babe na together forever be that. Soulmate of life
DeleteHer pussy was so WIDE & she said she had only had sex twice but while we wer doing it she said I should put four fingers in there when I was doing it she forced my entire fist in and was telling me to punch slowly then fast & shake my fist.. I fled like a bitch
ReplyDeleteI left him cos he was already behaving like my husband, monitoring where I went and who called me.
ReplyDeleteI cut him off without notice and he had toto sta asking my friends for explanation.
When he was cuming he will be shouting mogbe! mogbe! with his two hands on his head.. And he was a tush guy that couldnt speak Yoruba
ReplyDelete🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteI Love infusing Yoruba in my English though. And that ‘Mogbe’ word js a favorite.
I cant speak or understand oh
After sex at her place another guy came out from under the bed stack naked
ReplyDeleteYou don't mean it😳
Delete#Dead
DeleteHe lies a lot
ReplyDeleteAnd he is Stingy can't deal..