Saturday Laughs

Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exam, 
and your friends also failed, We all die in this school!!

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I stopped reciting *nigeria pledge since* 1cup of rice became N100,to serve nigeria wit wich strenght i never chop



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I was strugglin with my biology examination when 1 slay queen asked please is *skeleton a wild animal?*chaiii invigilator has fainted,we are now fainting according to our exam numbers,and am just waiting for my turn to faint




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Nobody has eye sight than a husband coming out from a hotel wit prostitute,omo he can even see tomorrow




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*If a lady remove her Jean and pants together at the same time, my brother use condom. This information is strictly from ministry of Health*



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Your tommy is bigger than your ass but u are there shouting you will only date a guy with six packs. My sister, you'll remain single until satan repents




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Mcheew....
I have this annoying neighbour who keeps changing music
as if he's listening alone



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Ladies,
Unless she carried him on her shoulders and ran away,
she didn't steal your man, he left you



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That moment when u want to
stone ur friend, u
missed and the stone hit an old
woman and the
woman pick up the stone and
put it in her bag.
Just know that u are not among
the leaders of
tomorrow.