Night Laughs

You are dating a guy that has no wrist watch?how do you expect him to have time for you  ‍

  How countries beg for bread..  

*America*. Pls can I have some??
*England*.. Mind if I have a bite??
*Asia*.. Mind if I join you?? 

*Nigeria*... Broz,, the bread soft?? 
Chaii longer throat

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12. *NEW BLOG FINES: *


1. Repeating stories - N500
2. For laughing late - N800
3. For leaving the blog and wanting to come back - N1000
4. Posting nonsense - N900
5. Wrong spellings - N2000 (we are not here to teach you how to spell words)
6. Being quiet - N2500
7. Commenting first -N 500
8. For writing with pidgin - N100
9. For telling lies 1000
10. For posting a story that is too long to read- N1500
*Fines to be paid to me*✍
It's all for the good of the blog.

Signed: *on behalf all bvs*





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Since Saraki has been the most #mentioned name in #Nigeria this past year, I think Oxford Dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary.
For example:


Saraki: /ˈsæ-ræ-k.i/  adjective: confusing, troublesome, harsh, wicked, liar, bad, tricky.


Verb: Saraki.
Past Tense: Sarakied
Present Continuous: Sarakying
Present Perfect: Sarakise
  


E.g:
Some girls always like to sarakise things, 


The test was Sarakistic‍♂ ‍♂

I had a very Sarakian week.
  ‍♂
#Saraki : To confuse, make things magical, detrimental.

E.g:
Please don't come and Sarakificate issues here o     
The only way to reduce applicants is to Sarakify the process
How was your exams? It was Sarakiful.

Make I return to my official work, I beg before I receive summon letter from the Senate





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 A man was running naked in the jungle when the animals saw him, they all ran away........The Zebra then asked the Lion; "even you king of the jungle?".
The lion replied, my friend, keep the joke aside. That's a strange animal, the tail is in front...!!!!