Monday -IHN

May the Blessings that come with Monday arrest you whilst on the hustle...Amen!

Enjoy the rest of the day and stop frowning..lol

CHIDINMA COVERS IHN

Hello Stella, I'm bv Chidinma ...... Here wishing to gracefully grace the face of ihn today. Loving me and all about me




Good to love yourself Chidi,Nma,Chi;Dinma,Idi...your name abbreviation is plenty..lol






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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILLA

I Am thankful for Life
I turned ** years. Don’t mention it. Lol. Kisses.

Happy **th Birthday...LOL





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When You Try To Fix What's Not Broken

Sometimes, what we call or see as punishment from God is actually His vote of confidence in us, playing out.

No earthly father who's worked hard to build a legacy, would give the most challenging assignment to his weakest child - no matter how much he loves the child. He knows it will destroy both the child, and the legacy.

No commandant sends a soldier into battle at their most vulnerable point. S/he will look like a fool. Because lives will be lost and a war will be lost - unnecessarily.

If you're assigned somewhere by God, it's because He trusts and has prepared you to handle it and everything that comes with it - including the rigours of the role.


Human beings are the ones that assume that promotion is synonymous with a plush office, penthouse suite, and a fancy car. Sometimes, the role into which we are elevated might come with perks. But there are times when we get sent on assignment to what looks like the worst places on earth, and we think a mistake has been made so we try to change it - many NYSC candidates who say they're bornagain Christians are sitting on this table. We want the banks, multinational firms and oil companies in the big towns only, because that's our estimation of being blessed. Since we can't see the future, we fail to understand how much of it we jeopardise by trying to fix what isn't broken. God will not willingly send you into something you're not prepared for.

 So if He knew there's a position in your future that will require you to have certain skills, which He has actually arranged for you to acquire during your NYSC programme in a particular location, only for you to go and tamper with it - He will find another way to ensure you acquire those skills. One of the ways this might happen is that you will go round in circles after NYSC, doing jobs and suffering unnecessary suffer that you weren't even supposed to - but will give you the skills you need in a future role that you're not yet aware of. Some people would have gotten married sooner than they did - if only they trusted God and went where they were sent. Their spouse or a connect to their spouse was waiting in NYSC camp, but they had to be as smart as children of the world and work their posting to somewhere else. When you finish, you'll have no choice but to go around in circles. 

The thing with God is that if you need to repeat a class or re-enroll on a programme, He will make sure you do it. Moses had anger issues; the first time we saw it was when he killed someone in Egypt. He went on exile for 40 years - meaning the children of Israel were in bondage 30 more years than their appointed time. Only for the anger to be the same reason he wandered around with the Israelites and didn't enter the Promised Land.


What wo/men see you going through and call divine punishment from God (for a so-called secret sin), may just be evidence of your enrolment on God's Probation Programme playing out. He may be training you for a future you know very little or absolutely nothing about. There are some kinda rough play God doesn't play, so that you will not get to the place of your promise and disgrace yourself. While you're going through it and people are mocking you, God may just be saying, "I trust this one to stay the course". If you know what's good for you, you will complete your training in peace. 

There's no Olympics medallist or sportsman/woman who has never grumbled, or felt like their coach or trainer was just sent to torment them. There's no good lawyer or doctor who didn't feel like dropping out, or who didn't ask themselves "Who sent me message?" at some point during their training. But sometimes, we're too distracted by others who don't even know where they're going in life, we're too distracted by what they have to say about our lives or our trajectory. Too distracted to genuinely seek the face of the God - to ask Him, "How far?" When we pray, if we pray, we're more interested in asking Him to solve something He may not even see as a problem. When you're in physical training or start going to the gym, your muscles are supposed to be strained and you're supposed to feel some pain - that's not a problem at all. That's what is supposed to happen. 

If you just got into second year at university, you're not meant to already know everything on the second year syllabus. Even if you studied during the holidays to get a headstart, even if you grab new ideas fast; for the most part, the information should be new to you - else you're in the wrong class.


But when we come up against new situations in life, we panic and are more concerned with asking God to deliver us from something that may not be a problem. So, we whine about how nobody understands us and as we run around like headless chickens looking for solutions, we listen to people judge us over stuff they're ignorant about. You're a final year Medical student listening to a JAMBITE who was given Theatre Arts, judge you. Instead of being thankful that God trusts you, you start wilting like a wallflower. If it weren't so sad, it would be hilarious. Not everyone gets a Job situation (where everything is taken from us due to no fault of our own), but we tend to come close cos seasons and times are a part of life.


The probation and the promotion of God almost never look like what we assume they will. Or should. We sing about how Abraham's blessings are ours - we conveniently forget he waited 25yrs before he saw the physical fulfillment of God's promise. We forget that as soon as God said, "By this time next year", king Abimelech came and carried Sarah - to jeopardise the promise of God. You want Abraham's blessings, but small fibroid that's even operable, that a doctor says they saw - you start wailing, rolling on the ground, and contemplating suicide. You cry, "God, use me to reach people" but you don't want to go through anything. As in, you want to reach human beings but you don't want to go through anything that any human being has gone through or will go through. Joker! So that you can go and be mistaken for a slave or a bastard, then get yourself and others killed on the battlefield for no just cause.


And this is the crux of the matter - it's not about you. The problem with God is that He takes you seriously. When you're caught up in worship music or Bible study, so you start saying things and making promises, He actually takes you seriously. You ever noticed how that it's always when you've got a good word, that sh*t seems to break loose in your life? A child says, "Daddy, I want to be a doctor when I grow up" so many times and so feelingly that their father starts saving for medical school. Enrols them in science classes. No, you can't come back and say you'd like to drop out "cos I don't like 5am starts for residents". Erm, tough! It's not about you, you namby-pamby, selfish, entitled brat. There are people with real problems - they're called patients. It's not about your desire to be called "doctor". Or about the pay. Or your ego.


And that's what we need to understand - yes, God will give you pleasure in the assignment. But the reason behind your training or probation, the reason you're going to be promoted by God is not, has never been, and will never be about you.

BY BV THE WEIRD ONE

Long but worth reading...




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COMMENT SECTION

Yesterday my new babe came.very beautiful babe.see ass n boobs.i don craze finish. While kissing foreplay.this girl just release one kind loud mess.OMG.instantly preek go down.

I had to form sickness shap shap.i come discharge her immediately.i dont want to do with her sef.no feelings again .abi i get problem .I dont know wetin go happen when i marry o.


Hahahahahahahahahahaah please you people be posting funny comments at the appropraite posts nau...This really cracked me...So your spouse to be is not allowed to fart in front of you again=you never see chonchin....this is all part of the for better for worse oh.....Please deal with it...



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Good Morning bvs.

This past weekend my brothers wife to be,came to his house.While she was in the sitting room i overheard her say to someone on the phone ''thank God my mother-in-law to be is dead at least I wouldnt have any unnecessary drama''.Her exact words.My dad and my sisters really like her so i do not know where that came from.

It shouldnt be my business cos i'm not the one marrying her but she mentioned my mum and it hurt me.When she was about leaving last night,I told her I heard what she said and she was shocked.She said she was sorry that she did not mean it offensively and I shouldnt tell my brother.

Well she shares the sentiment of a good number of Nigerian women so it's not really a surprise. I haven't decided whether to tell my bro or not but i believe he has to know things like these.I'm off to school jare.Have a nice day guys.




I saw this in the spontaneous post and was really really worried..Why would you want to tell your brother this?like its a big deal?it is not and maybe when you meet someone you want to Marry whose mother is still alive and you experience MIL drama then you would know what she meant..It is even something you should laugh over..If your mum was a nice person,she didnt know that and its left for you to tell her and leave her with memories wishing she had met her about to be late mum in law....

Do not tell your brother and pray that you run into sister in laws that will accommodate your flaws....




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BV GBENSHING LANDLADY AND HER DAUGHTER UPDATES US



My landlady finally destroyed my holy relationship! Stella my gf broke up with me làst weekend due she found out the landlady is 2month preg for me! she came two days to the presidential elections to spend time with me during the period before going at night I do go on my knee's and fire prayers so my phone won't ring at midnight(calls from my landlady's daug..) there was this day my gf met some food flask's in the kitchen and ask" hey J... this things are for who? I replied " ohh the landlady sent some meal down while you are away" with my hanged breath ohhh and she said I must " thank her"


Stella only for my gf to get to my landlady's apartment to do the thanking, the crazy mama said to her that I so love her meal + I also lick.. well plate too. whats that for? shade my gf? this is so annoying. na me go first give woman belle? ever since then my gf has been throwing this attitude she later read some of our chat's too before telling me on that day I over heard some neighbours describing me as young landlord. can this be someone has told them about my matching with the landlady?


 funny enough she mostly call me at night these days that she needs some cuddling by me so the bby can keep calm in her tummy . what's happening this thing na clear eyes? abi them jezzz or wash put for me? I think I need urgent transfer from there state before I run short of sperm from knacking ooo




Hahahahhahahahahhahaha so what did you say to your babe as she broke up with you?Dont you think its time you moved out from that apartment?Please continue to update us oooh...what of the Land ladys daughter?





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COMMENT SECTION- HAHAHAHAHHAA


I sent my security man to the pharmacy last night and told him to call me when he gets there so I can speak to the pharmacist.

He got there called my line and gave a lady his phone.

Me: hello, good evening,

Lady:good evening ma.

Me: pls I have yeast infection and want monisat...

Lady: eh? What? With a loud voice.

Me: pls do you have monisat?

Lady: what is that?

Me: is an anti-fungal cream and tap.

Lady: we don't have that one o!

Lady: but we have others

Me: mmmmm..... I want that one cos I read is very effective.

Lady: no be your private part dey scratch you? We get other good ones na... For your private, they treat scratching fast too.

This lady was saying these in front of my security man o! That point I became upset.

Me: are you a pharmacist?

Lady: noooo.... Let me call him

Cha! since last night to look my security man for eyes na case. I called her boss cos na my friend and asked her to train her staff well on what they call patient confidentiality.




I dont get you.how can you have an infection and be doing home treatment?Go and see a doctor and do tests to know what kin of infection you have,it is probably 'claps'
Even scratching with your hand is bad....Forget gate man and dont make that mistake next time!!!







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TO LET IN LEKKI:

*A room self contained in marwa lekki.
550,000 naira annual rent.
"A room self contained in lekki phase 1.
Annual rent:450,000 naira.
*3 bedroom flat at orchid hotel road lekki.(new house)
1.8 million annual rent.
*4 bedroom duplex in lekki new house.annual rent:2.5million naira.


TO LET IN AJAH

*Mini flat in Thomas estate
650,000 and 500,000 respectively.
*mini flat in lavalone hotel ajah
Rent:500,000 naira.
*4 bedroom duplex on Mobil road ilaje ajah rent 1.5 million naira.
*3Bedroom flat on Mobil road upstairs ilaje ajah annual rent:900,000 naira..
*3Bedroom flat in Thomas estate ajah rent:1.2millionnaie annual rent.
*3 bedroom duplex in silverpoint estate rent:
1.3 million naira.

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NOTE:pictures of properties are available on request.

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Price: 1.9m(negotiable)
Spec: american spec
Color: white
Contact:08178449631






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EMAIL; olawealthq@gmail.com




Ola congrats on this addition to your business!!!




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MAKE UP STUDIO FOR SALE

A makeup studio at the center of GRA, Benin city (a very busy place ) is up for sale at an affordable price due to relocation.

The makeup studio is equipped with chairs, tables, air conditioner, fan, television, mirror, shelf, etc... You don’t have to start buying anything to set it up , as it’s a functional makeup studio.

I can also hook you up with my existing clients if you are a good makeup artist too.

Then if you are new to the makeup industry, I can also put you through , so that you can easily be successful in the field.
If you are interested, call me on 08073600562




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ROOM AND SHOP NEEDED

I’m in need of a room anyone is willing to sublet on Lagos island or Ikeja/Ogba axis, please it should be very affordable. The person/environment should be neat, I can’t stay in an untidy environment and also the person should be a real Christian with good character, as i’m one too.

Also if you own a space In your shop that you are willing to sublet to a makeup artist on Lagos Island or Ikeja/ Ogba axis, please also contact me. Thanks

09056832246




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INFO NEEDED



I'd like to know from any BV who studied BMLS (medical laboratory science) and has relocated to either canada, UK or Australia recently, what process they went through. My phone number is 07018667375 and email is ges1073a@gmail.com

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VACANCY

Fedris garment is a new clothing store located at Eric Moore Surulere.we are in need of the following workers:

Store Manager
Marketer

The store Manager is required to be adept at handling Microsoft Excel.
He or she is required to take stock of goods.

Resume by 9am and close by 5pm Monday to Saturday.
Should live close to surulere.
Expected income is 35000 -40000.
Interested Applicants should call 07035160245.

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