They always speak in tongues na.......
Two weeks before then, I woke up with serious pains on my waist and tummy. Chia i was so happy. I woke hubby up that i am in labour. With happiness na so I drag hospital bag, me and hubby enter car around 3am begin go hospital.
I reach hospital, contractions stop. Chimo! wetin be this one..
I begin Waka up and down, do exercise, drink hot water yet nothing. Chaiii shame won kill me cos hubby don call everybody say I go born today... people don already begin to dey come hospital to come see me and pikin. Anyway, the next day, I tell doctor say I won go house...
27th January come, nothing happen. People don already being to dey ask questions......
27th January come, nothing happen. People don already being to dey ask questions......
On the 4th of February around 3am again, waist begin to dey pain me.. I lock up. Abeg I no won go disgrace myself again.
I leave hubby for bed waka go parlour. Prayed and slept on the couch. In the morning, the pain still dey do like NEPA... I call mumsy, she say make I go do scan. Ok oh! I begin do makeup, wear earring, necklace, every every.. I reach hospital dem check say I dey labour. That i am 4cm dialated. Wow see happiness. But I no gree call anybody apart from hubby and my sis in marriage.. dem admit me we begin gist.(2pm)
By 4pm I was 6cm dialated. Was wheeled to the labour room. Contractions stopped again. I begin gist with doctor and my Sis in marriage.. Dem give me drip for strength and that's when it all began!
Started speaking gibberish. ''Doctor I won piss, doctor I won shit, doctor i won vomit...'' Dem bring bucket, I begin vomit and wee on the bed at the same time. All of a sudden my water broke and immediately the baby's head came out oh!
By 4pm I was 6cm dialated. Was wheeled to the labour room. Contractions stopped again. I begin gist with doctor and my Sis in marriage.. Dem give me drip for strength and that's when it all began!
Started speaking gibberish. ''Doctor I won piss, doctor I won shit, doctor i won vomit...'' Dem bring bucket, I begin vomit and wee on the bed at the same time. All of a sudden my water broke and immediately the baby's head came out oh!
Second pushing the body came out.(6.04pm)..OMG! I FORGOT ALL THE PAINS IMMEDIATELY. she was so cute and little... Before hubby arrived sef I don born. Attached are pictures 4 your eyes only.
*Ah ah this one is magic,you didnt even labour at all oh...Congrats,your baby is beautiful!
Sis in marriage? This is a new one oh.
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Congratulations! Which one is sis in marriage? please educate me
ReplyDeleteI think its another word for
DeleteSis-inlaw.
Her husband's sister.
or maybe one of her sisters who is married.
DeleteBrother-in-law's wife I think.
DeleteCongratulations madam! But Next Time Tell Your Husband To Lock -up.
ReplyDeleteThem no dey announce labour for this part of the world.village people go do meeting for person head!
Kisses to ur cutie.
Thanks dear
Deleteno bi small thing ooo, go call the whole village, na God save u n baby, na only u and hubby, when baby don land, u announce am, even for hospital self, dem dey send people comot self, carry sense na
DeleteLolzzz....lovely story.
ReplyDeleteNext time make una no call anybody oo until the baby show. I love your story dear. God bless u and your baby.
My people of SDK blog, you see the drip with oxytocin is to maximize contraction not to stop it.
ReplyDeleteBut if augmentation fails, you must bring out the baby, that is where c/s comes in.
Although there are doctors who may not reach the maximum dose either out of ignorance or for their selfish gains.
So my yard people always go to standard hospitals.
Congratulations madam on the birth of ya baby.
Congratulations.
ReplyDeleteCongrats and thank God for safe delivery. I pray God gifts me this soonest in Jesus Name, Amen.
ReplyDeleteThis is what is called supernatural child birth. Women are the strongest, may God look over our children. May all mothers enjoy the fruits of their labour
ReplyDeleteSee the way am smiling. Congratulations madam
ReplyDeleteCongratulations
ReplyDeleteCongrats , that was smooth delivery
ReplyDeleteTHat drip is not only for strength there's hot injection inside to augment labour....it's the real deal🤣😂thank God for you!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats
ReplyDeleteI have one son already who is turning 6 soon and my husband has been wanting another child since he was 3. I turn 37 this year, we are not TTC rather I am on birth control for 5yrs now. I am not just ready, every year I keep postponing it to the next.
ReplyDeleteI had a difficult hard pregnancy I was always sick and difficult delivery and it has scared me till date. We are both doing well financially. I think I will be ready in a year or two. I am satisfied with the way our little family is. My son is at the age he can do many things himself and im not just ready for a baby at present.
pls am I being selfish. plus is 38/39 an okay age to get pregnant. I know it seems abit late but my mum had our last born at 41.
I'm 38 and pregies for my last born. I was 35 when I had my 1st born, 37 for second born.
DeleteWelldone. You will look like a grandma to your kids
DeleteIt's very dangerous...the earlier the less complications
Deleteanon @19.19 what a nasty horrible comment to make. Why don’t you carry the pregnancy seeing as labour is nothing for you. Have you ever even had kids of your own? More women should be selfish. There’s no award for populating the earth or doing so much to bear and raise kids. The husband that wants more children hope he’s doing as much at home as the wife
DeleteCongratulations,please don't call anyone to announce labor except your parents and in laws.Please what is sister in marriage?
ReplyDeleteI guess one of her husband brother's wife.
DeleteWhere I live my hubby brothers wife is called sister in marriage
ReplyDeleteLove ur story
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Madam
ReplyDeleteCongratulations poster
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
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