I saw this on Instagram and some people actually think it's funny...What do you think?
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
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ReplyDeleteThe whole thing is just somehow.
DeleteAs it is now, only God knows the fate of our country.
It is well.
It’s looking like Buhari has won oo... leading with > 4 million 🙀🙀
DeleteIt is not funny at all
DeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DeleteWhere r the prophets sef? But Abacha case was divine who knows, maybe God will do it again
DeleteStella, this is NOT funny at all !!!!! What is happening is a matter of life and death !!! I want to plead with you to stop any form of giveaway for the next f4 years , so that everybody's brain will receive reset !!!!! The suffering of Nigerians just started , but they don't know !!!!already the APC government does not care even if millions of Nigerians are dying everyday or in hungry, the last 4 years was just a preamble !!!!
DeleteStella, the next 4 years , I guarantee you will have a lot of news !!! Winter has just arrived !!!!!! We warned Nigerians but most are carried away by ethnic and religious sentiments !!!
DeleteWhere is Teejay oooo 🤣🤣😂😂😂
DeleteAs in..I dont even live in Nigeria and I am upset that some people voted for this tyrant. I'm grateful to God for the privilege that my family members who live in Nigeria are well-to-do and live very comfortably. However, others are not that privileged and to appoint someone who has dementia and whose mental capacity is deteriorating as the President, just beats me. Moghalu was there, Sowore was there but Nigeria's still made it a race between Buhari and Atiku, same old same old.
DeleteI don't even understand why I am this mad. It's just sad.
Anon 21:01 There is NO prophet in all of Nigeria! Not even one. Those who say they're prophets are either delusional or just lying.
DeletePls Stella stop giving anyone money from your blog especially those idiots shouting next level,everyone will suffer this administration.
DeleteI still can’t believe Nigerians that are always complaining voted Buhari. Imagine having 33,000 votes in Anambra!! Does it mean Atiku is really a devil abi wetin? I’m just in shock!! But unto the next level na😅
ReplyDeleteAs in!!! Me too... makes me wonder who are the ones complaining then??
DeleteWhy are you shocked about Anambra? Is Atiku different from Buhari? All you Atikulators are the problem with Nigeria.
DeleteWhat happened to someone entirely different and young? But NO you youngsters are ALL on IG and Twitter making noise and using one thief to try to replace another thief
Let's hold onto the devil we know (Buhari) for now until you all summon courage and pull a J Rawlings in this country...
And they have filed out on in house news begging for 150k giveaway. Oponus
DeleteAnd you have forgotten that some Anambra people benefited from NPower, food Vendor, trader money et all.
DeleteLet me ask you a question if been that you graduated 7 years ago and they ain't job, and you are chosen to be among the beneficiary without connection, the pay is consistent, will you not vote for such a man to continue so perhaps he can absorb you into the government parastatals?
Please include Teejay’s, Castle’s and Princess’ pictures in the picture above. They are good fit.
DeleteAtiku is dangerous and so his allies
Deleteit is well, losers or winners, my own be say make Nigeria improve and develop.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny and not funny at the same time. Everything about my country has become a joke.
ReplyDelete....and inec is still announcing result 3days after
I miss Jega..
With all those political parties, u want it announced at your polling booth ; that is if you even voted
DeleteDid JEGA have 77 presidential candidates to deal with? Why dont you people think properly before you type?
DeleteHonestly.. I miss jega. Wonder why he was not chosen this period.
DeleteKikikikikiki
ReplyDeleteStella abeg live us wey dey NIGER to battle.funny or not we will get better we don't know what will happen befor june12 handing over day...just relax and allow us live in peace .
ReplyDeleteBaba is winning
ReplyDelete11 states South East and South South delivered so atiku no do him job for North well whether rigged or not ...was waiting only for se n ss to make him win naaaaaa he no try
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteYinmu
Ladybugsis#
It show that the election has been concluded and won by APC before 23rd of February, 2019. #fact# @Blessed Princess
ReplyDeleteGiveaways you cannot win and you expect to be in the winning party,it just isn’t in you honey
DeleteThe joke is on nigerians
ReplyDeleteNothing concern me with Nigeria politics.
ReplyDeleteJesus is my president 😟
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.. no be small Jesus is my president..
DeleteJesus is not a president! He is the King of kings and Lord of lords
DeleteYes oh! We dey for the same country.
DeleteLmao Jesus is my President too.
DeleteYou're a clown.Now you're a citizen of Jesus.
DeleteChinwe Uba
Candy crush, this your comment got me laffing oooo. Eya, Jesus is my presiding president as well but 4+4=8 sha 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🙏🏾👍🏾
DeleteHmmmmm,their wahala
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I am not excited about Buhari's victory but t6gen again Atiku is a No No. The thought of him being president horrifies me.
DeleteLet's hope for the best.
I tink dar Stella is a nutty geh iyah iyah oh
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaaaa
Berry ponny, they thought Baba can't do without them(Maryam Hajiya).
ReplyDeleteSaraki is missing
ReplyDeleteIt is not funny,not now
ReplyDeleteIt's stupid.
ReplyDeleteIt is such a painful reality that the Nigeria we dream and hope for is just but an illusion. A wishful hope and a sad one at that.
ReplyDeleteI have been vindicated on my initial stand of argument, that those who count the votes decides the election and not all this shout of PVC and all that.
At this point, I think I will say giving much attention on the fraudulent system of Nigeria elections doesn't worth my time and energy anymore.
The people of Zamfara, Gombe, Borno, Nassarawa and Yobe don't forget you have made your choice with your votes. Don't expect my condolence or sympathy when the choice you made turn a blind sight on you people when the Fulani herdsmen, Boko haram and arm bandits start killing and terrorising you people. *Continue sipping my beer*
Rubbish epistle as usual. I pray you don't experience worse than what you've wished the people of the aforementioned states for the choices they've made. Why can't you just pray for the president and Nigeria as whole. Wishing for evil to continue because your candidate didn't win gives you away as a tribalistic bigot.. SMH
DeleteYou too don dey shack beer?
DeleteOgagun Dende,what will your condolence or sympathy do,huh? Who do you this kind thing? Like who knows you? Who are you? Tani baba e ni ile yii.Please shut up and keep sipping your imaginary beer.
DeleteThank you Teejay. And make no beggar come my side. Go and meet your Buhari your saviour to feed you.
DeleteLet Boko Haram keep bombing them. My only pain is Benue that fulani herdsmen is killing if not I don't care,I have many friends from Benue unfortunately though they ain't based there.
Boko haram can savage the whole North East for all I care. It is kuku their fellow hausa politicians that are funding them. They shld keep killing themselves. Na siddon i dey look.
You have been crying sinceeeee. Why are you not contesting for presidency? Don't you feel shame fighting for someone else to win what could be rightfully yours and that of your generation?
DeleteIs Atiku any different from Buhari?
Please have some shame and stop disturbing us with your Atiku chants...
I agree. So painful watching all this
DeleteBro me they don't deserve pity at all. Thank God na for them head it dey always happen. Cows
DeleteTeejay u de contradict yourself ooo,from "I have been vindicated on my initial stand of argument, that those who count the votes decides the election and not all this shout of PVC and all that." To "The people of Zamfara, Gombe, Borno, Nassarawa and Yobe don't forget you have made your choice with your votes. Don't expect my condolence or sympathy when the choice you made turn a blind sight on you people when the Fulani herdsmen, Boko haram and arm bandits start killing and terrorising you people. *Continue sipping my beer". There's no way atiku could have defeated buhari judging by the gulf in gap.
DeleteA good name is better than silver and gold, Buhari didn't soil his hands, the people in the north so much believe in him. No way Atiku could convince the people.
DeleteMajor votes in Nigeria for one to win comes from the north. The southern states how many of them came out to vote considering the number of registered voters.
Humility isn't stupidity, Buhari humbled himself and a lot of you taught he was stupid, yet his people believed in him, he was lifted high.
Buhari is contempt with his share, he isn't greedy like the others, the intention matters more than the offer.
Atiku shouldn't have ave said he will sale nnpc that alone kicked him out in the northern part of Nigeria.
Mind you the mastermind of the killings in Benue is your boss, be there saying Buhari.
Buhari through social investment program gave a lot of Nigerians opportunity to atleast benefit from the government, in respective of the citizens party, the pay is consistent and its across the country, how do you expect such people not to vote for Buhari. Some people upon 10 years of graduation no job through out the pdp regime, would you expect them to vote Atiku.
I can go on TeeJay but am tired
Just pray for God's wisdom upon Buhari to rule the country well.
Lastly the greatest mistake pdp made was making Atiku their candidate. Good night off to celebrate with my sugar daddy.
Apc next level.
What exactly is your problem TeeJay? Oh, so you don't have a problem with the states Atiku won but when APC wins, you begin to cry? The way you believe people voted for Atiku in those states is the same way people voted for Buhari in the northern States.
DeleteSo quit wailing and move on please!
Teejay, you have just spoken my mind !!!! Most of the people that voted and rigged for buhari are not sure their next meal will come from !!!! Wetin concerns me , as at today, my money belongs to me and my nuclear family and I thank GOD that HE has blessed me, if the poor like eesah and co decided to vote for poverty and hunger for the next 4 years , all I can do is place a drum of chicken parts from **Chicken Republic** on my table with chilled orange juice, and watch for the next 4 years, if things go south I fly myself and family out !!!!!!!
Delete😂😂😂 When they become losers, they turn to motivational speech. Boy, go sleep. Nothing vindicates you here other than your narrow minded opinion and blind thoughts in addition to your own self deception and attempt to get water from mirage. The same problems you mentioned above were there when your messiah GEJ was the president. Find a better thing to say than claiming to be sipping beer. You are drinking ten Naira Schnapps - kai kai. Next week tell us how Saraki is smarter than Tinubu. That is the kind of shallow analysis you use in vindicating yourself.
Delete😂😂😂😂, huncle Teejay ti binu sodi ooo. Eleyi si wa ga ooooo.
DeleteAnyways 4+4=8
Sending you more 🍻🍻🍻 huncle Teejay. U go dey alright Las las
Atiku is Fulani too, so sit down and accept defeat as a man and stop bitching
DeleteSincerely speaking deep inside you, u know that PDP has been rigging election( am not supporting the rigging. Why ain’t u complaining about the places PDP won? Why are u against where APC won. Bro you need to open your mind and forget about who won. If you’re truly an activists that u claim to be, u should be thinking of how to improve the next election and how to improve you fundamental views. It not helping u cos sometimes u make sense but you’re blinded by religious and tribalistical view which is really bad for you. Grow up and work on yourself
Delete"those who count the votes decides the election" attributing this saying to yourself instead of Stalin tells me you really have a screw loose
DeleteAnonymous 21:20,how can you say EEsah is poor,how dare you,so people are not free to vote for whoever they want again,pls stop forcing your opininon on people please,pele olowo,olowo ki shey olohun,asiri e lobo!!!Nonsense!!!
DeleteAnon 21:20, who do you think you are calling someone poor? Remember the story of Job, Joseph,Daniel in the bible, God can change someone's life in a twinkling of an eye!
DeleteFailed nation with foolish people.
ReplyDeleteThe only people who wont find it funny are the Atikuloosers. Stella my love, I hope you're not part of those wailing children. If you are, don't worry dear. There is hope for you yet. Just renounce your errant ways and get with the winning team.
ReplyDeleteSAI BABA + BABA KOYINSOLA = NEXT LEVEL!!
Then in 2023, we'll bring the actualizer, The Fash Daddy.
Now i see why they increased passport price so that nobody will run away. Our suffering has just began, get ready for more pant stories
ReplyDeleteI beg to disagree with you, your suffering has just began not our. Buhari 1st regime have never affected me and by the grace of good this his second tenure will bring I, my entire household and all well meaning Nigerians joy and uncommon blessings. You and your likes can continue ur suffering for all you care.
DeleteNext level... I hereby present my president elect to blog families in the person of the unbeatable, amiable, Mr integrity President Muhammadu Buhari AKA Godwin!
I wish i got wings to fly out of this country now now.
ReplyDeleteSame here, my husband is not interested,wants to remain here by force, even when we both have professions lucrative outside the shores of this country. Relocation has caused what all, let me forget about it pray and leave everything for God
DeleteWe told them but them no hear. Whoever contests with Buhari, his political career is finished! In fact dead on arrival! Even the first three times he contested, he won! He was only rigged out my PDP the masters of rigging!
ReplyDeleteElections aren't won on social media. Goodbye to Atiku's political career. He can never be a President in Nigeria. Let Buhari set the ball rolling so that reasonable people or youths can take over! Let Buhari lay a good foundation. Nigeria shall be great again!
Eesah, your head dey there
DeleteYou are definitely not in Nigeria. Buhari has only showed who ever this young people you speak of that there’s no such thing as Democracy!
DeleteBall rolling for young people where ???????? Nigeria is doomed! Elections aren’t won either by Voters card
Okpo. Shebi you dey cry for your dp,na now the real cry go manifest.
Delete👍
DeleteShey application for 150k giveaway don start and u don apply...Don't worry,na bloody eye go dey ur dp
DeleteHope you don't regret your words and actions , many who where like you are regretting today, don't worry I will remind you one day, that is if the violence in Kaduna and Kano don't get you before the next 4 years
DeleteWalahi. You’ve said it all.
DeleteGod willing APC shall rule this country for 16 years!
"Even the first three times he contested, he won!"
DeleteJust look at this political neophyte! Clown!
Now I see why you are treated like you've got leprosy here. Ode on the beat!
See as you dey pour spit everywhere.
DeleteThank you for seeing what others are not seeing. He’s here to lay a foundation for the future and retain Nigerian asset not the guy that what’s to privatize one of our only asset which will left us with no resealable asset. PDP should be held accountable for privatizing our asset, don’t say they couldn’t maintain it cos we have all the money to do so
DeleteSugar, you are very stupid for saying that. He will rule you and your family for 16yrs idiot
DeleteAPC will not just RUle ur family idiot the will rule ur entire generation... chief otondo
DeleteHmmm
ReplyDeleteHeart breaking
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteSai Baba has forced the so called Political big wigs into early retirement.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DeleteAll Apc rallies people died and you think it is ordinary .soft work# Atiku should accept this results please.don't be like jonathan .
ReplyDeleteIt is what it is.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Saraki? Lol
ReplyDeleteAsk teejay o.
DeleteHe is perhaps one of the most intelligent politicians in Nigeria. The kind we should have up there as a strong opposition to the government.
DeleteWe have only succeeded in giving absolute power to an already power drunken fool; you and your pseudo-intelligent,histrionic and thirsty arse think it's something to 'lol' about.
You all deserve to be slaves to the north in perpetuity.
#iamnorth...I don't rant on social media or on SDK...I act!!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha. Very funny
ReplyDeleteThumbs up to those that voted Atiku. The Almanjiris hate restructuring...No more giving alms to those people. Fuck them!
ReplyDeleteAtiku campaigned in only 19 states of the Federation because his team fooled him into thinking Nigerians want PDP back. They believed those manipulated Social Media polls.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteThe Church leaders ganged up against Baba, sent falsehood via Whatsapp to their gullible followers. They sold hate. But, the more Baba was hated, the more we loved him.
Sai Baba Campaigned in all 36 states, Star Boy Osibanjo did Town Halls, door to door, the rest of us put our best into our neighbourhoods and villages. We worked for this and we will win it!
Hatred is never a good Strategy in politics especially in a Country as diverse as Nigeria.
If not for rigging Buhari can never win an election
DeleteNa here we dey na, you’ll surely come back with your own story
DeleteYour head dey there. Let the haters of democracy cry all they want, we have moved to the next level. God loves Nigeria and I declare that this next years be blessed and fruitful for each and every one of us including the haters. Amen
DeleteAtiku must not accept this results.i firmly reject inec and this results.
ReplyDelete*ALLEGATIONS OF ELECTORAL MISCONDUCT MADE BY THE PDP*
ReplyDeleteBY USSIJU MEDANER
The Presidential and National Assembly Elections conducted across the federation of Nigeria on February 23, 2019 has been receiving praises from both local and international observers and foreign missions. The elections were, no doubt, free, fair and credible as adjudged by international observers first, before local observers started praising the credibility of the elections. But any project which has to do with coordination tens of millions of people within a limited period of time is bound to have skirmishes in one or two places especially when there exist a crop of people who are intent upon seeing that the conduct of process is fails.
The only body that has failed to commend the conduct of the February 23 elections is the People’s Democratic Party (PDP). It started with the self-proclamation of false victory (before collation began by INEC at the National Collation Centre) intent upon discrediting the outcome of the elections since they know that real and actual victory for them is not possible: this is to give them the grounds to reject the results. When the results started trooping in, they accepted the results from places they won and cry foul at the results from places they lost. They then stated clearly that they refused to accept the results of the elections. They had no proof that invalidates the process in any way but to make their argument credible before any court of law, they have resorted to generating evidences after the elections were over. They began to manufacture video clips of electoral misconducts such as ballot stuffing. In some of the videos, it is as incredible as, there are no NYSC members at the entire polling unit. In some other clips, you see the supposed money given to those stamping and thumb-printing the ballots on the table in the open and without any security officer on ground. It should be noted that there is no place in Nigeria where the people will stand dumb and be looking at their ballot papers being thumb-printed on their behalf without doing anything. These are all videos manufactured by the PDP to discredit the conduct of the elections so that they may use the videos as evidence in court. This is the resolve of the Atiku PDP to clinch power at any cost. Most of these videos are incredible majorly because no person who is engaging in the electoral crime of ballot stuffing and thumb-printing of ballot papers would allow himself or herself to be videoed on very close range (as close as less than one metre). The people videoing the events are part of the crime but decided to video it: to what end, and who is that dumb? Let’s not forget that the PDP are master-planners when it comes to electoral malpractices of any kind. They have been used to depriving Nigerians of their franchise to the extent that some Nigerians believe in the phrase that their votes do not count. President Buhari has, through the conduct of February 23, elections, proved to Nigerians that the vote of every citizen of Nigeria counts.
The PDP is also planning on going to court to seek an injunction which would stop INEC from announcing the result. The PDP has forgotten that election is a single process which, once begun, cannot be interrupted until it ends. Election encompasses voting-declaration of result-pronouncement of winner altogether, hence, the PDP cannot halt the process halfway. Declaration and announcement of election results is a part of the electoral process. Such court order is in violation of the law which states that the electoral process should not be interrupted by inciting violence. The 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (as amended) provides it within the jurisdiction of the Court of Appeal to hear cases to *hear and determine the validity of a person elected to the office of the president or vice president* in Section 239 (1). This implies that a verdict must have been passed and persons are already elected to the offices of the president and vice president. In Section 134 (2) and (3) of the Electoral Act, 2010 (as amended), provides for the time limit for election petitions to be heard. This is also contained in Section 285 (6) and (7) of the 1999 Constitution (as amended). Section 285 (6) states that: *An election tribunal shall deliver its judgement in writing within 180 days from the date of filing of the petition.* Section 285 (7) states that: *An appeal from a decision of the election tribunal or court shall be heard and disposed off within 60 days from the date of the delivery of judgement.* The sections of the law and electoral act make it clear. Only when INEC has declared a winner in an election for the office of the president or vice president, can the results of the said election be contested and not before. What would the PDP be contesting? The announcement of results which has not been concluded?
ReplyDeleteAnyone who is displeased with the conduct of the elections and the results declared has the option of going to the election tribunal or court. The process of the announcement of election results cannot be interrupted because it is an electoral process. What the PDP is trying to do is to incite violence and cause chaos within the country which has been their recourse since they realized that they cannot win the election.
It took Nigerians 16 years to study the PDP. They have known what the PDP is capable of especially when it comes to plotting electoral mischief.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!
YOBE result. Vote cast is more than Accredited votes.
ReplyDeleteaccredited votes: 601,056
No of Votes cast: 586,137
rejected votes. 226,772
APC. 497,914.
PDP. 50,763
Total. 775,449.
Someone help me do this mathematics
Rejected votes was 26,772 Madam. Stop spreading falsehood.
DeleteThe picture funny die but to some bitter-leaves it is not. I guess if it was the other way round, we for no hear something for una for this PDP blog. Next Level is here. Please Teejay, do not hug a transformer biko. And I am an Igbo man, if you're wondering and NNPC is safe. Should I add from Atikulooter or not?
ReplyDeletewe will surely survive
ReplyDeleteall of you should calm down.my take is..atiku wants to get nigeria working again.so he ahould not give up..he should stary from adamawa..same with saraki..not a must you must become a president before you change things.start from home..atiku and co on the lets get nigeria working again can start from their communities.same with the red card anty..by the time we all done..lots of changes and improvement.meanwhile,we should hold our leaders accountable and lets start a trend asking baba to bring im sowore..kingsley..fela..obi..hashim...into his governmemt..God bless nigeria.
ReplyDeleteDid your Buhari start from daura? A man who has nothing to show years after being head of state, no books written or published, no business, no projects, just grand patron of a bunch of marauding murderers. That’s the man you want to take you to the next level.
DeleteThis is not even funny. We can officially start getting ready for another 4 years of hardship. We are Nigerias sha. We are survivors
ReplyDeleteI feel so sad, I hope for the sake of Nigeria I'm wrong about Buhari. I should however be happy cos this should mean my dollars will count more as I don't see a better economy or better Dollar Naira exchange rate coming soon.
ReplyDeleteSai baba.the slayer of the corrupt
ReplyDeleteDr Saraki is missing. Otoge, Otope.
ReplyDeleteSai baba!
ReplyDeleteAt this time, I am looking up to GOD, my hope only comes from him 🙏
ReplyDeletePDP, APC
ReplyDeleteI Dey smell coup for Naija..we need prayers
ReplyDeleteThis is not funny.
ReplyDeleteThis is not funny.... When u are winning in an election and the masses are crying, it means u are not winning with there votes.
ReplyDeleteThis just goes to show that social media doesn't win elections!!!
ReplyDeleteIt seems some people keep forgetting that Atiku is also a Fulani and Vice President office is usually ceremonial, so peter Obi would have little or no influence. I wonder why some think it's about northern agenda to the point of even calling evil on the people.
ReplyDeleteRemember that we have other ethnic groups and tribes who also reside in the nothern states. Whatever happens to the indigenes will also affect them.
Our prayers should be about getting something out of the government for ourselves regardless of whoever is in power.
Those that have already decided to suffer should carry their suffering alone,even if Atiku wins,those that will suffer will still suffer so please suffer alone if you are declaring 4 years of suffering for yourselves.
ReplyDeleteAh God, have mercy on Nigeria! Cos if You don't, we are finished. We have failed our children. The rod of the wicked has rested on the lot of the righteous.
ReplyDeleteMay Nigeria not become a police state, oh! Ah, Jehovah have mercy.
Not funny
ReplyDelete