Saturday Laughs

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1. Some girls will have sex with you, just because they hate your girlfriend*
Can a lady here try that wit me plz.



2. Are you missing your ANCESTORS and you want to join THEM??? So easy.......... Just snatch a ballot box on Saturday.





3. Everything Can Happen In Secondary School But A Mathematics Teacher Will Never Get Sick.



4. Give a girl iPhone 8 and her parents won't ask her where she got it from but just give her ordinary pregnancy and her mother, father, uncles, aunties and even her ancestors too will come looking for you
Confused generation


5. Just Left French Classroom and they gave us this assignment to transcribe to English language, any help......

Le carry le ballot boxe...La shootee...Le die..

6. Is it bad for me to stop a public bus and greet all the passengers and driver including the conductor and simply walk way🤷??


7.Na person wey never see problem dey use good English pray
8. Did you know that*
Ibadan girls still think ipad is a pad used for the eyes.



9. Yoruba people be like *"High Neck * has postponed the election"
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10. *If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it, you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!*


Wisdom
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11. You have E in biology and you are telling a girl to open her heart for you, abeg wettin u wan do Bros surgical operation or what?


12. people who owe you money will buy
something right in front of you and be like: I
Haven't forgotten about you...🤨


13. He asked his mum for10k for university books.the same night he bought a bunch of flowers,a box of chocolate and had a delicious meal with his girlfriend and dat night his mother slept wit an empty stomach
Dairy of a bastard☹



14. *If you think your man doesn’t know maths tell him you’re pregnant my sister.*
You go see calendar maths.
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15. I met a girl n I asked her out, the next thing she asked me is that *"What do u do for a living?"* Then I replied: *"I analyse and invest in highly risky business opportunities that has the possibilities of high returns, I deal with investing in business opportunities across England, Spain, Italy, Germany, France etc."*
She was so excited but she never knew I was talking about Soccer Betting...




16. Lastnight I prayed hard and*
*asked God to remove all the fake things in my life*
Boom next morning I can’t find my Gucci bags*




17. Hearing Your Name Being Called When No One Is Actually Calling You Is A Sign That Your Village Witches Are Testing Their Microphone.



18. Nobody is more careful than a guy sending love message to his girl...He can even check the dictionary to be sure of some words.
My brother why the stress...This is a
relationship not an English class.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



19. It's only African parents that will advice
you for 6hours and still tell you "I don't have
much to say"..🏿‍♂🏿‍♂🏿‍♂




20. Ladies
Pls Try as Much as Possible to Look Like the
Person on ur Profile Pic.
This is the 10th Time my Cousin is Waisting
Transport.


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