Saturday Laughs

Laff Again!!!!
         


1: I will never buy film from street hawkers again.. Today i bought IRON MAN from one of the street hawkers, when i played it on my DVD it was showing a man IRONING his shirt..I just switched off the TV and cried for 2hours 



2: U won't know that u are a fine boy untill u are caught stealing in the market that's when people will start saying, "ah, eyah, this kind fine boy na thief....


3: Stop taking picture near people's car before ur village people will kill u thinking u have made it in life   


4: U are slim, ur girlfriend is slim, when u both walk and holding hands.....u will be looking like capital letter H
 


5: It's always "Mama i made it" what about Papa that didn't use condom? Ungrateful children  


6: When ur girlfriend is very lazy in doing house chores but very good in bed, ur family members will be complaining and u will be like "hmmm, u people don't know this girl well oo" 


8: Some girls will visit u once with hand bag and take all ur properties. Pls if u knw any Chioma help me beg her to pls return my TV remote, 3spoons and USB cord
Thank you!!!



9: When God wanna play ur video on judgment day and it shows "Viewer discretion +18" just jejely walk to hell fire straight don't delay us on the queue   


10: She said she knows me well so i said ok if u knw me how many hairs do i have in my anus    


11: Black people should stop praying in English, i heard someone saying "Lord i forgive u


12: If having s#x is a school no man would have miss class especially we Africans .....


13: Satan couldn't come to Earth himself so he sent those girls with big bum bum 


14: If a lady refuse to respond to ur messages inbox, just go to her timeline and post "Thanks u for last night, i appreciate" then wait for her at ur inbox she's coming...
Chaiii sense overdose


15: Behind every loud music in a guy's room there's a lady's voice shouting "harder baby"
...........


16: Fada lurd, i dan do my work finish, u said i shud b making pipo to laff and fall inside gutter and i have done it... U see those heartless pipo wey dia job na to read without dropping a comment, fada lurd force them to laugh....



Which number u like patapata




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