His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.
'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'
'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.
'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'
'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the Senator.
'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he went down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he found himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and dressed in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They played a friendly game of golf and then dined on lobster, caviar and champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it's time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and wave whilst the elevator rises....
The elevator rises and the door opens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
'Now it's time to visit heaven.'
So, 24 hours pass with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'
The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down down to hell.
When the doors open he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ' I don't understand,' stammers the Senator.
'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? '
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ' Yesterday we were campaigning..
Today you voted!
Your vote is your voice. Vote wisely! Cheers all.
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Lol..senator has been scammed
ReplyDelete"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on both of us".
DeleteTopical of APC SCAM !!!!!!!!
DeleteAlso this story teaches me that not all that glitters are gold
DeleteHmmmm food for thoughts,please vote wisely
ReplyDeleteThanks for the post. That was how APC deceived us in 2015. Promises upon Promises, they couldn't even fufil one. That is why they don't have anything to campaign with rather than 4+4.:APC never again ooooooooo ooo, our mumu don dooooooooooooooooo. @Blessed Princess
ReplyDeleteA for the P for the C= APC. 4+4=8, e je ka gba awon ole PDP daanu, e sowon si konga ๐คธ๐ฝ♀️๐คธ๐ฝ♀️๐คธ๐ฝ♀️๐คธ๐ฝ♀️
DeleteEnd times campaign
ReplyDeleteGood for the senator.
That's how some Nigerians will choose hell today and probably (God forbid it), suffer years of agony.
ReplyDeleteBoth Apc and pdp ate hell,be guided
DeleteAt least you have come out to proclaim the winner! Don’t waste your vote on your atikulated candidate. Better enjoy your guilt with a third force.
DeleteInteresting.
ReplyDelete๐ the devil copied his campaign style from Nigerian politicians.
ReplyDeleteI'm voting Buhari. And that's that!
ReplyDeleteNo Inec official in adetola aguda
ReplyDeleteBye Buhari ....should have taken your capsules on time.
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ReplyDeleteI don't have a favourite between the PDP and APC because like I usually say " the difference between them is the same" atiku,saraki,buhari, Dino, tinubu,and even obj have all wine and dine together even fought on the same front at some point, they have all been part of our history, the history that has brought us to where we are.
ReplyDeleteI wish we(youth) are able to push for a "thirdforce" that could send shivers down the spines of these "spent forces" labelling themselves as our future hope.
I don't know whose gon win but we all know its between the APC and PDP candidates. Who ever emerges between them is a sad news for the youth and the national progress. There is nothing articulating about the PDP man and no level at all for the APC man.
The election is a game for them and whatever happens they are all made-men, the loser of course is NIGERIA.
Correct analysis my brother. Anyone that wins is a sad outcome for Nigeria.
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