In House News -THURSDAY

Hailings...................

  FROM BV THAT GOT MAMA AND DAUGHTER PREGNANT



Stella still on my landlady case, I found my self in a shopping mall already buying baby's wear and diaper's there at the mall I was furious when young female attendant was giving me this pity look face seeing me with the aged mama I came to shop baby things with.

 I ask myslf deep inside will I continue to deal with situations like this? what impression will i give to people seeing us together? I forgot to mention? mama landlady once told me she pray the baby na twins all boy. the kind look wey I give her ehhhh that kind of look sariki dish Pmb then we zoom off, 5am I woke up only to found out the shopping was just mare dream!



I can't even sleep well on my bed since this incident I woke up from the other side of the setting room's chair where I pass my night now. my landlady's daughter broadcasting to her friends am her new boyfriend :....hmmm boyfriend? does she know her mom is carrying pikin for belle? what have I gotten myself into? that very first night my plan was just to do widow chopping cleaning mouth now am bargaining for the whole market wey I buy so....


if the moment can pass over me ehhhh I go share my testimony,my craze close friend I discussed this whole issue with at the office he was busy laughing uncontrollable till he almost knack head for water dispenser. is this really funny?

I don tire I just feel like traveling for vacation. my landlady's daughter wanted to come spend nights here since two days .I told her not to bother because I no get strong erection for some days now,man shall not live by Honeywell alone oo


Stella I think I will be having a kind of heart to heart talk with my landlady tonight suggesting I will be putting on three trousers on so she won't easy access my zip because she just too wild and I shall try take off my mind off that big hips during discussion too to avoid....




'Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha three trousers?Big hips?you are just impossible!!!..let us know what the conclusion of your talk with her is please...Asawo man!!!






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Paraphilia- S#xual Masochism Disorder


Sexual masochism disorder involves acts in which a person experiences sexual excitement from being humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise abused. Sexual masochism disorder causes significant distress or substantially interferes with daily functioning.


Symptoms of the disorder may include experiencing severe anxiety, guilt, shame, and obsessive thoughts about engaging in sexual masochism. They inflicts pain on themselves during sexual activity, desires others to inflict pain during sexual interactions, distress feeling, and
social and relationship problems


One specific type of sexual masochism is called asphyxiophilia, whereby a person receives sexual satisfaction by having their breathing restricted. While some people engage in this practice with partners, others prefer to restrict their breathing while they are alone, and accidental death may happen as a result.


To be diagnosed with sexual masochism disorder, a person must experience recurrent and intense sexual arousal from being beaten, humiliated, bound, or experience some other form of suffering. These types of urges, fantasies, or behaviors must be present for at least six months and cause clinically significant troubles or difficulty in social, occupational, or other important areas in life.

Most masochists interact with a consenting partner, who may have sexual sadism (that is, who experiences sexual excitement from inflicting physical or psychologic suffering on another person).


Common treatments include psychotherapy and medication:

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MRS DEES CORNER
THE VILLAGE STREAM


Shortly after my siblings and I lost our dad, we were distributed to different families. I was sent to my maternal grandmother's village where I served as a maid to a family. One of the daily chores I had to do was to get water from the stream.


You see, the village was on a rocky terrain and no one had succeeded to have pipe-borne water in their house. Those who had dug for water always encountered rocks halfway and were unable to go further. So practically everyone used the village stream except those who could afford to buy bottled water from the town.


Each morning, I set out for the stream by 5.00am with my twenty-five litres gallon, because it took an hour to get to the stream and an extra one to get home. Sometimes, on my way home I ate as many cashew fruits as I could till my stomach could'nt take in anymore. The cashew trees adorned the two sides of the road to the stream like rows of endless flowers. Anyone could eat as much as they could even if the cashew farm was not yours but taking the seed was prohibited.


That fateful morning, no one bothered to send me to the stream and I welcomed the relief. I did my early morning chores and lazied around. By noon, the mistress of the house called me to start going to the stream to get water. I could not say no to her but I was really afraid. No one would be on the way to the stream by now. How could I possibly go alone for that long and again who would help me put the water on my head on my way home. I was seriously scared. I contemplated going to the other stream but that one was farther and the source of the water scared me more. 

 The water gushed out from the ground with a great force the way hot water boiled and each time I got near it, I was always afraid an invisible force would suck me in. 'Iyi Aja' was a no-no. I chose to go to 'Iyi Adazi' that flowed from a huge rock and over time, the water had created several paths on the rock and made it easier for fetching. The water also collected on the sandy floor and formed a little stream that flowed into the nearby forest. I summoned courage and headed to the stream, the silence on the road was frightening. The only sounds I heard were the chirping of the birds and I ran till I was breathless and walked to catch my breath and repeated the cycle again.


I got to the stream and the sight that awaited me was scarier than the frightening journey I had just embarked on. I saw some creatures in the water, when I looked closer, I saw that they were snakes. I counted the heads raised above the water and they were four. I had never seen live snakes before and I was more perplexed by these ones in the water. Was it possible for snakes to live in water? I could see through the clear water that their bodies went through the the sandy earth.

 I still stood on dry ground ready to bolt if they decided to attack. I could not go back home without the water and I couldn't step into the stream and fetch water. I stood there for long hoping someone would come along, but nobody did. I had no choice but to step in and fetch water from the closest water path, but I was still afraid one would pop up right under my feet to bite me. So I started jumping and fetching water. I still do not know how I managed to get the water on my head and ran home.


I didn't even bother to tell anyone at home because they would just wave it off. I still get shudders whenever I remember the incident.



You entered water you knew had snakes in it?JESUS CHRIST!!!...I still have a scar from snake bite..OMG i CANT STAND THEM...one bit me at a sandy canal many years back,it was horrible cos i developed a fever and had to confess...was scared of being beaten cos i had been warned...before then i was fascinated by snakes,after the bite ,forget it..

you try!!!





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COMMENT SECTION

Please my fellow bvs is there anything wrong for hugging my brother in-law? I am 3 months old in marriage and my brother in-law has been living with us since we tie the knot between me and my husband. 

I noticed that my BIL has not been doing anything at home (cleaning of the house, washing his brother's car) I will be the one that clean the entire flats even his room, mind you he is 23 years, year 3 in higher institution.

 Last weekend my husband woke up early as usual to wash his car I told him to inform his brother to do that and he said no, so I was not okay by that answer, I went to my BIL room and knocked, he came out and I scolded him with anger and left. After some minutes he walked pass me with a frowning face, so I called him again sat him down and talked to him and asked him not to be angry and at the end of our discussion I hugged him, immediately my husband walked in and saw us hugged each other. 

Since then my husband has been keeping malice and he refused to eat .....




Hmmm Jealous hubby...why did you go and hug your BIL when you know you married a jealous man?or you didnt know?na wah oh...Please sit him down and explain what caused the hug and apologise...some men are so childish and see everyone as a threat.....just apologise abeg..

keep us updated ...




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COMMENT SECTION

So their is this billionaire family friends I rented one room in their house to manage till I found a place of mine.

Hmm I saw hell staying there, the mum is an angel God bless her heart. But the son is a devil gosh this boy makes his mum cry and pushes her to call the police on him I've never seen such in my life.

From outside you will be envying them rich clean family see fine boy green eyes with British accent but his a big waste of sperm no offence.

This boy at 30 lives at his mother's house after being deported for drug related offenses, gives his mother a hard time, contributes nothing to the house hold has two children in the UK with a white woman he abandoned.

When he was deported his billionaire father gave him 10mill to start his life he squandered it and expects them to give him more.

Anyway while I was in their house I never interfered no matter how heated things get I go to work in the morning come back at night and mind my business.

But anyway I found a house and moved out so one day he texts me begging for money that his mum abandoned him gosh I was so pissed I called him out to his bullshit and told him how his a no good told him some painful truths kai the boy was shocked he thought I was over looking everything happening in the house.

Now he said his going to "nick" me he's a phsyco he doesn't know my house but he knows my office hmm wetin I don cause my self I'm kinda worried.



The things you used amebo to know you blurted out,who send you?????He can trail you from the office to your house..watch your back oh..





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RELOCATION SALES

I would like to put these things up for sale
1 electric sewing machine :30k
1 manual sewing machine used for just 2 months: 23k
Mannequin 10k
Shoe rack... contains 80 pairs of shoes... 25k
Very big Cutting table 20k

2 stools(padded) 8k
Contact no : 08131502956




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IPHONE 6 FOR SALE

Clean iPhone 6 64gb for sale
Price: 50k
Location: Lagos
You can reach me on
07031371588



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We sell affordable and durable human hair and wigs.
You can visit our page @trendiluks on instagram. WhatsApp/Call 08139365321
We are giving out free hair brush or wig stand on any purchase from now till next weekend.



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Wedding Cake Discount Deal
Are you in Lagos ??
Are you getting married ? , or you know someone who's getting married?
Between February and June 2019, why not take advantage of this beautiful offer ...

Note: If your design are with an extra props ( flowers, lighting and others ) there's and additional charge to that ..

For Enquiry call us on
08062353246
Check out our page on Instagram: @Harkculinary

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Electrical materials for sale.


We import anything that has to do with electrical materials ranging from chandelier lights,LED drop lights,fence and wall lamps/brackets,stripe/rope lights(multi colour,warm white,white and blue),switches and quality sockets and original Nigerian cable,distribution board and all kinds of iron and PVC boxes and original bendable PVC pipes.we sell at distributors price.

BVs,developers,electricians please come and buy our market.

Location:Lekki-Ajah,Lagos
Contact:call and whatsapp 08034262093

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Companies, hospitals, factories etc, in the house, i supply, facemask, surgical gloves, surgical cap . kindly help a sister grow..
contact : 08160747690





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COOKING CLUB VACANCIES

A cooking club is in need of teachers to teach kids in the club. The right candidate must know how to bake and cook and must be a graduate from a reputable institution. Applicants must be willing to work with children and teenagers. Preferably resident on the Island but mainland residents too can apply. Send your applications and CV to: contacthappyface@gmail.com




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These sneakers are available for sale at a giveaway price of #8000. Potential buyers should please contact 09021104863..whatsapp only.

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SHOP SPACE NEEDED

I will like to share a shop with anyone who has a shop in Egbeda Lagos.I sell thrift clothes but will like to share a shop with someone because i cant afford to pay a full rent shop for now.The person can reach me on this number 09058227813.

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MELON AND OGBONO FOR SALE

A CUP OF EGUSI = 180
A CUP OF OGBONO = 450.
For Abuja residents. Contact me on 08068318799.

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