1. 116 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and
you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3. I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to
warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's over!
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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other.
You fried the one you were supposed to boil
and boiled the one you were supposed to fry.
You are not obedient, It’s over!
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6.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY.
Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No
respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over
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7. You are sweeping my house with a broom
when u know am a PDP member, its over.....
pack and go and meet Buhari!!!!
😂😂🤣
😂😂🤣
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣eku valentine breakup
ReplyDelete6 and 7 got me laughing
DeleteThis is too Funniest hahahahhahahhhahahhahahahahahahaha
DeleteLol
DeleteLmao.. The last one had me laughing really had.. Oga, what should I sweep your house? Umbrella??
ReplyDeleteNa the girls wey them don drill well well,(wey shoot off) come dey tayad them dey dump so. Any girl wey sabi her onions no dey open tohtoh aghara aghara
ReplyDeleteBut them go hear; them legs dey 180 degrees now .
Keep saying it.. Don't stop saying it.... *in pastor Chris voice *
DeleteYou are insane
DeleteNor be person say make you carry cigar preeq come this life...
Delete@Aproko
DeleteYou mean na cigar them dey use to dey drill you now?
Wow
My Naija girls never taya to dey invent arurumala.😂😂
@Shooter gyal
DeleteI see say na Shooter be ya name, abeg. I carry God name beg you, make you no
Shoot (off pikins for ya belle). I come raise my hands on behalf of those pikins them, no shoot inugo?
🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteNa work get me and boo today jare. Maybe weekend then we go link up. Happy Valentine’s Day to you all. Remember his main chick may be at work. It’s the weekend that you should be worried about. Where is your boo this weekend?
ReplyDeleteYour insecurity is loud, console yourself that he will spend the weekend with you. If he can have for a side chick today despite his busy schedule, side chick is more important than you. Happy boo sharing.
Deletewow anon 14;16 take it easy nah . ....you don't know anon 13;12 why so personal?
Delete🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩. Stella you’re boss ...... best valentines jibes ever .
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha They are all funny. Abeg who Val help? @Blessed Princess
ReplyDeleteEnter your reply... Blessed Princess. I have been callling you
DeleteAre you ready to pay for my service? @Blessed Princess
Delete7 got me laughing hard
ReplyDeleteLMAO 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteLMAO....
ReplyDeleteI am talking and you are busy breathing 😂😂LMBO...my own will play out like this:
ReplyDelete*Ring ring
Me: Hello
Unfortunate Boo: Hey babe
Me: It is me that is hey babe abi? You don't even want to say my name anymore. I am done with you
Awwww so funny 😑
DeleteLol.....very funny.
ReplyDeleteAt the Gym today I saw this fine lady sitting by her self and I went to her and asked if she was fine....she started crying.I asked her if it was her boo and she started crying again and narrated all that transpired btw them yesterday et el, I turned to a motivational speaker and at the end, she smiled and stopped sobbing.
You showed love. That is what Valentine is all about.
DeleteNice of you
Delete😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteOops... The last is the bomb o.
ReplyDeleteNa umbrella em suppose use to sweep the house ni. LOL
...and what happened to the vacuum cleaner??? Shouldn't she have used the vacuum cleaner??? My mind is made up already and nothing will change it. It's over!
DeleteHahahahahahahahha hahahahahahahahahahahaha, am talking to you and u are busy breathing, it's over,,, using broom to sweep while am a PDP member, father Lord,dis is hilarious
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe lol....
ReplyDeleteHehehehe
ReplyDeleteNice, tell us more
ReplyDeleteif your coming soon its cold at the moment so you will need warm clothes and jacket ..book for big bus tour that will show you round the capital city ..also other tours like Madam tussauds . you can go shopping in stratford mall..abi shopping centre..buy Oyster or travel card so you can take train and bus which is cheaper than uber..all the best
ReplyDeleteLols
ReplyDeleteLol. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteLucky you! God really love you.I wish God can show me love the way and manner he shows others.
ReplyDeleteU nva get passport and u don't get all expenses paid to London. Es ma,it is like dey smoking beside ur house and it is affecting u...u need to pack out from dt area.
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteThe broom joke got me. Can't stop laughing
ReplyDeleteMy husband just came back home and picked a quarrel, stingy ko ko just to avoid taking me out.
ReplyDeleteThe broke joke
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