Are you unhappy in your relationship? Is she cheating on you? Do you feel like the relationship can not work out? Do you sometimes feel like crying when you think about him/her??*
Now listen, it's none of my business.
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- Sometimes I fill like getting a girl and settling down for the rest of our lives but the problem is who will take care of other girls?*
I care too much.
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- You are a virgin!! You are a virgin!!. And so what? Who cares?*
And you think any company will hire someone without experience.
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And you think any company will hire someone without experience.
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-. When posting in engrish please check your sperrings property*
*I hate nonsense *🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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- If you see me on the road kindly stop and tell me you are my Facebook friend instead of staring at me like I stole your pant
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*Cockroaches Love attention *
I mean why do they only come out when we have visitors ?*
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*Who Else Says “Let Me Tell You The Truth” And Then Lie Worse*
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I mean why do they only come out when we have visitors ?*
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*Who Else Says “Let Me Tell You The Truth” And Then Lie Worse*
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*Seeing people walk out of my life is very painful……*
*I want them to run*♀
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*I want them to run*♀
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. *Take any job and use that company’s*
*wifi to get a better job*
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*wifi to get a better job*
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. Baby:Come alone I promise I won't touch you
What figure of speech is that. ?
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What figure of speech is that. ?
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Shey you see those big bags all girls carry about, everything in this world is inside except transport fare to go home
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Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says,
“I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”
Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky talking?”
Husband replies, “It’s me….. talking to the whisky.”
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Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says,
“I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”
Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky talking?”
Husband replies, “It’s me….. talking to the whisky.”
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.*I hate it when am singing a song and someone correct me*
What if am doing a remix.
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What if am doing a remix.
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.*IF U WANT TO SEE THE STRENGTH OF A PERSON TRY TO PUSH THE TOILET DOOR WHILE THEY ARE INSIDE*🤣🤣🤣
Hehehehehe, laugh wan kill me. All of them are truth and funny. @Blessed Princess
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteAll na jolly jolly funny
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteThose wey no get strength to push toilet door will whistle at the sound of foot steps lols
Lol am very sure you do that too í ½í¸
DeleteYesterday at work, I heard footsteps, I just flushed even though I never start o
DeleteLol. I flush too when I hear footsteps.
Deleteso funny
ReplyDeleteDoing a remix got me and that toilet door is so true.
ReplyDeleteOh Stella, very funny.
ReplyDeleteLol phase 2 laughs
ReplyDeleteThanks Stella.you made my evening
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteLol so truth
ReplyDeleteSo truth? Kai. Engrish haff suffer ni o.
DeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...doing a remix, that's for my husband, he likes to correct me when singing. From now on i will tell him i am trying to do a remix. Infact, let me go and show him so he can mind his business and leave me and mu songs alone.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, mine also likes correcting when I sing, he'll even say I'm singing off key. Na wah!😁
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ReplyDeleteHahahahahhahha I no fit hold Belle the thing funny.the toilet own I will start dragging my legs so the other person knows someone else is there.
ReplyDelete😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀that toilet door got my tummy turningonitown.... One of my colleagues at work can kill you whenever he's inside the toilet and you attempt to force the door open.
ReplyDeletedeligence is the mother of GOODLUCK
ReplyDeleteThank y'all for the advice tho, the abroad demanding boyfriend dumped his ass like hot coal..
ReplyDeleteFrrr I'm thinking about it,we aren't engaged or anything he's getting angry over nudes that wasn't sent, forming attitude
Nawa for me too Sha, too young for all this dirty attitude from guys. Ori mi ti pe bi alaga shomolu
Lol 🤣😅
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahah laugh wan kee me.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe @ what if it's a remix. Funny...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteVery funny.
ReplyDeleteThat tfare own though...I never leave my house without enough cash. Me that like to shak beer and sleep in the beer parlour, who will now pay for my drinks if my partner no get enough money?
ReplyDeleteIkwakwakwakwakwa... All of them funny jare
ReplyDeleteIkwakwakwakwakwa... All of them funny jare
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Thanks Stella, I laughed hard.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Thanks Stella, I laughed hard.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help but laugh oooo
ReplyDeleteInfact, bad people shouldn't only run out of my life, but back flip out....awon destiny blockers.
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