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Thursday, January 03, 2019

Boredom Eliminating Post





I wanna fry plantain,Do i use knife to slice use teeth to cut it?lol
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156 comments:

  1. Miss Ess3 January 2019 at 18:01

    I want cook okro, should I buy potatoes?

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  2. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 18:02

    How do I know if my crush is into me...The guy is too slow.

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  3. Lady Bug💥3 January 2019 at 18:04

    Should I use my pant as a cap to prevent the sun?😎😎😎😎😎

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    1. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 18:21

      Are you just knowing that?

      Hurry up and use it before it's too late.

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    2. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 18:30

      No try using your pussy

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    3. Shantelle's Empire3 January 2019 at 18:32

      Use it as sun glasses.

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    4. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 18:34

      the way yahooyahoo boys go rush you ehn..... so help you God

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    5. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻3 January 2019 at 18:53

      No, use your brazier, after all, it has two cups.

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    6. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 23:02

      No use your pant as a facinator

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  4. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻3 January 2019 at 18:06

    Is Challenge in Nigeria or Ìbàdàn?

    Is Àmàlà good with ewedu soup or with water?

    What do people do in the toilet?

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    1. Lady Bug💥3 January 2019 at 18:15

      Challenge is Sweden

      Amala is good with oyel 😎😎😎

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    2. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 18:24

      Challenge is nowhere near Nigeria,go to Ibadan.

      Are you just knowing that people eat in the toilet? (courtesy of our...).

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    3. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻3 January 2019 at 18:54

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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    4. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 23:03

      Shuu!!!ask Stella it very close to where she lives in germany

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  5. Nique3 January 2019 at 18:08

    Can i mix seasoning in my zobo??? I heard it gives it a unique taste.

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    1. Lady Bug💥3 January 2019 at 18:16

      Instead of seasoning, just pour sand😎😎😎

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    2. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 18:25

      Seasoning isn't good.

      Go with detergent and thank me later.

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    3. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻3 January 2019 at 18:54

      No, mix it with sea sand

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    4. Prudent Tabitha3 January 2019 at 19:00

      No, mix with blood for it to be pure RED!

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    5. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 22:42

      Please just kukuma add ogiri isi or iru,the best seasoning ever

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  6. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 18:11

    Stella, pls, use teeth okay.

    It's not appropriate to use knife to slice plantain.

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  7. Yaba left escapee3 January 2019 at 18:13

    So she told me we should try doggy position, and i agreed..
    She turned & went on her knees & elbow to the bed..
    But theres plenty particules of dried shit around her a-hole.... its a turn off!!

    Do i stop & tell her?

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    1. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 18:24

      No, don’t tell her. Put your kini in and use your finger to touch the dry shit.

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    2. Omah3 January 2019 at 18:26

      Hahahaha...please go back to yaba left

      Ayanma

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    3. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 18:27

      Puleaseeee...continue.

      That's the spice of it all.

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    4. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita3 January 2019 at 18:28

      Ewwwwww

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    5. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻3 January 2019 at 19:01

      No, don't stop, suck it up....

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    6. Nique3 January 2019 at 19:05

      Yuck. Good thing I was through with dinner before opening this post again.

      Delete
  8. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 18:14

    Why can't we poo through our mouths and eat with our buttholes???

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    1. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 18:29

      So, how have you been eating and pooing all these while?

      Don't tell me you eat through mouth oh cos if that's it I don't know what to classify you as.

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    2. Prudent Tabitha3 January 2019 at 19:02

      Wooow!!! It can actually start with you.

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    3. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻3 January 2019 at 19:02

      You can actually do that, you know!

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    4. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 23:05

      Start with taking drinks with straw through your butthole first

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  9. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 18:16

    Please what's the real meaning of this STEW thing?what's d story behind it?

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    1. Mhiz A...3 January 2019 at 18:32

      It's simple nah
      Stew for eating rice and I think Yoruba's also use it amala too

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    2. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 18:37

      S-ex
      T-ill
      E-ternity
      W-ierd.

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    3. Nique3 January 2019 at 19:07

      See Teletubbies Eating Waffles.

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    4. Shantelle's Empire3 January 2019 at 19:27

      Heat oyel,add chopped fresh grass and some cubes of carrot. After 5mins add ata rodo mayonnaise,cow milk. When it starts boiling kutu kutu...bring it down mami.
      There you have it,everywhere steeeeew!

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  10. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 18:21

    Can I use Sun to fry egg?

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  11. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 18:22

    What is the meaning of you are not serious

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  12. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 18:22

    Can I eat my cake and have it?

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    1. Shantelle's Empire3 January 2019 at 18:56

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    2. Shantelle's Empire3 January 2019 at 18:57

      Yes dear,you can also sell your cow and keep milking it.

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    3. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 18:57

      You can eat, have it and still remain it the way it was before you started eating it.

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    4. Prudent Tabitha3 January 2019 at 19:00

      You can eat your cake and poo it.

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    5. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻3 January 2019 at 19:04

      No, you can't have your cake and eat it.

      Delete
  13. Tenth.3 January 2019 at 18:31

    Men...imagine I can disappear and appear.i will just go to dino melaye and ask him if he can pay 500million so I can appear to any place of his choice.bvs how I go do am...me and my family go just port from naija

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    1. MelanieRose4 January 2019 at 08:22

      let me borrow you sense. instead of going to dino melaye, go to fed govt vault and cart as much as you like.
      thank me later.

      Delete
  14. ABIONAH3 January 2019 at 18:41

    Yes, you can. Just eat the cake, drink palm oil so that you can vomit it. Woowaa...you have your cake back.

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  15. Charity bino3 January 2019 at 18:41

    Can I apply for NYSC with WAEC result?

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    1. Prudent Tabitha3 January 2019 at 19:10

      Not at all. You can apply with your FSLC.

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    2. Goodness and Mercy (G n M)3 January 2019 at 19:30

      No use only your birth certificate

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    3. Shantelle's Empire3 January 2019 at 19:32

      Waec ke!! Do you have hair dressing certificate? Use it to apply.

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    4. Promising star3 January 2019 at 19:35

      Not at all, the best is to use common entrance result to apply

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    5. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 22:47

      No apply with your daycare payment receipts

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  16. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 18:44

    Can I apply for a graduate entry job despite a pass in maths in O'level with my degree?

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    1. Prudent Tabitha3 January 2019 at 19:12

      You better apply with your NYSC result

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    2. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 19:52

      No don't. Use your Common Entrance Certificate instead

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    3. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 22:37

      No use your kg2 result

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  17. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 18:52

    I want to cook jellof rice, should I add garri and flour to it?

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    1. Prudent Tabitha3 January 2019 at 18:58

      No, add sand.

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    2. Madame Koinkoin3 January 2019 at 19:03

      Please try it you never can tell, you might be the best chef in the universe.

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    3. Madame Koinkoin3 January 2019 at 19:05

      How important is it to wash hand before eating a delicious meal, can't I just scratch my Nyash before doing that.

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    4. Nique3 January 2019 at 19:08

      Detergent would do.

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    5. Shantelle's Empire3 January 2019 at 19:15

      Add kunu aya and ripe pawpaw...you will come back and testify.

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    6. Shantelle's Empire3 January 2019 at 19:36

      @koin koi
      After scratching your ynash,sniff it as appetizer. Works wonders.

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    7. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 22:38

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...shantelle oo

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    8. ChyAdaJesus4 January 2019 at 07:46

      LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

      Delete
  18. ivo-chi3 January 2019 at 19:06

    when taking my bath, should I wash my ponyor or leave am laik that?

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    1. Prudent Tabitha3 January 2019 at 19:17

      Wash it with red pepper

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    2. Shantelle's Empire3 January 2019 at 19:47

      Leave it like that. But once in every 2wks,mix schnapp with kolanut and dawa-dawa. Insert it in your V-hole as sanitisation.

      Delete
  19. Bianca Bruno3 January 2019 at 19:19

    Hahahaa funny set of questions and equally funny sarcastic replies.

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  20. Bianca Bruno3 January 2019 at 19:19

    I enjoyed reading them all.

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  21. Goodness and Mercy (G n M)3 January 2019 at 19:26

    Should I pour red oyil on my cerfiticate to make it shine? Ayam a bit confused

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    1. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 20:32

      Go with crude oyel.

      It work wonders.

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    2. Shantelle's Empire3 January 2019 at 21:49

      Use coconut oyel. Asides making it shine,it leaves a long lasting scent.
      Employers go dey rush you.

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    3. Prudent Tabitha3 January 2019 at 21:56

      Pour petrol and laminate with fire 🔥

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    4. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 22:49

      Mbanuu...use the used engine oyil from gen

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  22. Sonia3 January 2019 at 19:26

    Am I still a virgin?

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    1. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 20:34

      To know?

      Carry schnapps bottle, insert the bottom into your veejay, if it enters without any barrier...

      YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN.

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    2. Prudent Tabitha3 January 2019 at 22:00

      You need to run a virginity test. Pestle will be used. If it enters, you are still a virgin.

      Delete
    3. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 22:51

      No my dear!your are definitely a virgin island

      Delete
  23. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 19:26

    If I push a wine cork up my butt and fart will it sound like a champagne pop?

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    1. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 20:36

      It will not only sound, it definitely would produce champagne, originaler than the normal champagne itself.

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    2. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 22:52

      Says who?it will sound like a bomb

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  24. Goodness and Mercy (G n M)3 January 2019 at 19:29

    Should I use a skate or bicycle to get to America from Nigeria ? Which will be faster?

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    1. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 20:39

      Inflate a balloon without tying the mouth first.

      Get inside, tie it from the outside.

      America! There you go!

      Delete
  25. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 19:32

    Is Stella dimokokorkus an actress or a blogger

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  26. Goodness and Mercy (G n M)3 January 2019 at 19:34

    Pls how do you say "come here" in English language? Is it "here come?"... Or? ?

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  27. Poshscents...For your perfume needs , wholesale and retail, 070474842073 January 2019 at 19:35

    I forgot something in 2018, can i go back and collect it?

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    1. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 20:42

      Very sharperly!

      I can even show you the way.

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    2. Lacey Love3 January 2019 at 21:15

      Of course you can. Take a flight from the train station, it will get you there and back in no time.

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  28. Jay's x'clusive store3 January 2019 at 19:40

    Semo and wheat will make a perfect seasoning

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    1. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 20:44

      Nope!

      Go with Stella's cookies and cream😎

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    2. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 22:56

      For where?grinded goat shit is the best

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  29. excited courtesy3 January 2019 at 19:42

    Stella use teeth.

    I want to fall in love, do I wow a guy or stay single.

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    1. BITCHandSLUT.com3 January 2019 at 20:46

      Hmmmmmmm...fall in love kwa?

      Me, I don't have strength to raise somebody up oh.

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    2. Prudent Tabitha3 January 2019 at 21:41

      Fall on a guy named LOVE

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    3. Chi-squared 3 January 2019 at 22:57

      Hanty please awww at the guy

      Delete
  30. EZE C.j3 January 2019 at 19:42

    Where is beloved?

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  31. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 19:58

    I want to visit Nigeria.... how do i get there...

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  32. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 20:01

    I want to fuck, can I use my toto or my friend’s?

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  33. Goodness and Mercy (G n M)3 January 2019 at 20:04

    Do I use engine oyil to fry ur chips or kernel oil? Which do you prefer?



    😂😂😂😂

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  34. snarKer3 January 2019 at 20:34

    Are we truly in 2019??

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  35. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 21:40

    We are in 1800BC

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  36. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 21:50

    Is sperm necessary for conception of a child?or shld water be used instead

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  37. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 22:09

    I want to brush my teeth, should I use hypo?

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  38. Star Girl3 January 2019 at 22:14

    Does Wizkid sing?

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  39. treasures ( new dawn����)3 January 2019 at 23:34

    laughter is the best medicine, chai bvs oo

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  40. Anonymous3 January 2019 at 23:44

    Stella ,abeg from where you bring all these comedians for your blog ?I can't stop laughing .The most hilarious group of people .

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  41. GOLIBE4 January 2019 at 09:11

    Very funny BVS.

    ReplyDelete
  42. bukkenzy4 January 2019 at 10:37

    Enter your comment...what!!!!!

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  43. Plato4 January 2019 at 11:18

    funny

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  44. Anonymous4 January 2019 at 17:38

    I hate my boyfriend

    ReplyDelete
  45. Madame Koinkoin4 January 2019 at 19:53

    Hahahahahahahahaha OMG!

    ReplyDelete

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