The Worst Christmas gift I ever received was from the Mother of the first person I ever crushed on......We were travelling home for Christmas that year,it was the first time we were going to my Father's Village and then she came over to the hired Bus i was in and gave me a wrapped gift...I almost fainted with shock and excitement....
The wrapped gift turned out to be Material to make something,I was so disappointed cos i was not allowed to collect such things...I hid that material for years in the house (from one hiding place to another) until i worked briefly with an Uncle,got paid and brought it out as something i bought.
I t was so stressful that i kept wishing i had never been gifted it.........
After i made a wrap Indian skirt with it,wore it for a month and someone stole it when i washed it and hung it out to dry!!..LOL
Oh yes it has dropped. Comments please. So ready for comments reading Today.
ReplyDeleteI have never received christmas gift from anybody but i will be reading comments
ReplyDeleteSame here
DeleteWe are in the same whatsapp group
DeleteI have never received any Christmas gift in my life before
We are in the same boat
DeleteI have never received any Christmas gift in my life before
Never received any too.
DeleteMe too.
DeleteAbeg who do us dis kain ting! Me sef never collect Christmas gift before o.
DeleteWe are also in the same boat
DeleteSame here
DeleteLet me read comments
ReplyDeleteeverything gifted was nice
ReplyDeleteThe death of my fiance.
ReplyDeleteEyah sorry
DeleteSorry dear, take heart.
Delete😢it is well with you!!!
DeleteSorry darling
DeleteSorry dear...
DeleteIt is well dear..
I remember one Christmas like that how I went out very late to look for a gift for my darling ex boify. He was visiting the next day. Shops were closed but I never gave up. Finally saw one and bought a very quality Tie and wrapped it. Next day I gave it to him same day we broke up cos something played out. So my worst gift was a sad break up.
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly the guy who helped me select the tie where I bought it, he was also buying became my next boify. And my ex kept posting pictures with a girl like that wearing the Tie I gifted him. Apparently he liked it a lot cos he wore it in most pictures. I had to delete him cos it was annoying me remembering how I got that Tie.
You for dey comment under any picture he posted wearing your tie na. Eg,telling him to return your tie or the devil will strangle him with your tie. Nonsense
DeleteHahahahahahaha Fan!!!!! Savage response!!! Hehehehe!
DeleteHahahaha @fan
DeleteWalahi fan, you are a mad woman, 🤣🤣 I don laugh today
Delete😂😂😂😂Fan o. Instablog go carry her matter sharp-sharp
DeleteGrowing up, we were not used to gifts, asides the anko that they will use one nylon material to sew for all of us. Lol
ReplyDeleteWhen I got into higher institution, that was when I started receiving gifts. Then after marriage, I used to get gifts every Christmas from family friends back then when my husband was still alive but after his death, none of those people even checked on us during Christmas to See how we were faring.
My Christmas remained gift-less until last Christmas when Stella surprised me with cash gift to celebrate with my children. God bless SDK.
Awwwwwwwwn
DeleteYimu
Asslicker
Keep licking. May 'una' hustle pay
Thank God for Sdk in your life
DeleteMrs Gee, it is well with you...I really don't care if she is lying or not, but her story really touched me.
DeleteI remember when you begged anons to stop trolling,I felt bad on your behalf,I didn't even know your husband is late...may your family find everlasting joy and happiness this Christmas and forever,Amen.
Anon 15:37
DeleteYour comment reeks of so much bitterness! Chei!
Thank God for your testimony Mrs Gee. He who has begun a new work in your life shall perfect it in Jesus name, amen!
Thanks everyone. Amen to your prayers.
DeleteAnonymous, but I have begged you na. I will post the recharge card as soon as I recieve any alert. You can even mail me so that I send your own privately when the tim reaches.
DeleteAwwwwwww thanks SDK for putting a smile on people's face.
DeleteSo touching.thx sdk
Delete😂😂😂😂😂 well for me I have not received a gift that I'll tag as worst give I appreciate any gift given to me, coz I know it was given with love. Even though I won't be using it or have no need of such gift I'll give it out to someone whom I know really wants it.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of any
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm
ReplyDeleteI have Never gotten a gift*sadface*
ReplyDeleteWe are even many like this
DeleteWorst gift was a wristwatch that wasn't working. And it was from a supposed crusher.
ReplyDeleteEhen, that was a sign from God that it was not your time.
DeleteAnon your reply is worth framing
DeleteLolzzz....Stella, I can imagine your fear hiding the gift around. I had some gifts I his then eeh...chai
ReplyDeleteLet the Christmas stories roll in. I'm just so weak but I know by God's grace, I'm healed already.
Well my worst Christmas gift came as a dirty slap.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a child, during Christmas festival we used to walk around begging people for Christmas gift (Happy Christmas).
So I was going about as usual one Christmas begging for gbalum Christmas when I begged a Jehovah Witness guy unknowingly and the sadist landed my face with a dirty slap. I started crying and an elderly man that saw what happened came and held the demon asking him what I did and he explained that Christmas is against his believe onye Jehovah 😂 and people started cursing him.
Hahahahahahahahaahahah hot embarrassing slap, Choi.
DeleteThat man is a proper sadist. That man did not have any right to do that to you.
DeleteChai I feel your pains, very demonic people
DeleteThat man must be Judas Iscariot' s relative. A Saddist
Delete*patiently licking agbalumo and waiting for Okezie and Bolanle to come and hype this gist*
DeleteLol
DeleteNa real sadist. What happened to Simple “I don’t have”. Why slap a child for whatever reason
DeleteWho is 'Sh' again o?
DeleteI'm vey sure that man was not normal, why the slap?
DeleteI also have a jehova witness friend,I ask for Xmas gift,she said wt is her own wt Xmas
Delete😂😂
DeleteI am one of Jehovah's witnesses, we don't celebrate Christmas but it was very wrong of that guy to slap you. There is nothing wrong in you asking innocently for a Christmas gift even if you had known and stil ask too, a polite I don't celebrate Christmas would have been just fine.Tagging all witness as sadist is same as saying all Nigerian youths are lazy.
DeleteAnon oya let me beg on Fans behalf, leave this Okezie issue.
DeleteGifted my self a lovely state of the art SUV(latest in town) Cost me some red alert, but worth it.
ReplyDeleteWorst gift: Was given a bundle of lace fabric, though looks expensive I can't wear it. Not skin friendly at all. I dont like it, thinking of giving it out. Don't like the colour and texture.
Abroad thing!!!! Not my taste.
Anon give me abeg
DeleteThat would be my first Christmas gift
Nice gift to self 😎
DeleteWhen you are rich you don't wait for people to give you gift. Give yourself a gift that you really want.
DeleteHonestly Stella melody
DeleteThe worst christmas gift I received was chocolate sweet from my uncle was expecting dollars and i was over disappointed with tears on my eyes...
ReplyDeleteLolz.. He must have forgotten that you're not a whity
DeleteHahahaha
DeleteUncle Amaka
I will never forget that Christmas, a friend of my mum who had a wine shop gifted us a bottle of fruit wine and some packets of cabin biscuits for Christmas. My dad hid the wine in his box and refused us touching. Then the following day was Christmas eve. He and my mum had left for church and asked us to join later. My elder brother went into dad's room and dug out the wine, He balanced it on the table with a glass, when we begged for it, he demanded for some fried meat which we served him obediently with bended knees. He now remained small, like quarter of the content for us to share. we finished it went to church and came back. Around 2:am, my stomach started rumbling, I entered the toilet and saw my brother sitting on the floor. He had been purging too. my other siblings too joined us in the toilet. At a point, mum came to check what was going on as we kept flushing the toilet. We were too weak to talk. We all landed in the hospital.. We did not even suspect the wine until it was proven to be an expired wine. The woman gifted us an expired fruit wine from her shelf for Christmas. that was what cut their friendship
ReplyDeleteAwoof join expired wine. You guys were lucky.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteChai
DeleteSome people are heartless
Thank God you are alive to tell the story
DeleteLol.... Please oooo I don't find it funny when am being gifted undies by male friends, that was how one told me he bought me undies as Xmas gift. Me I ghosted him till today blocked him everywhere. You didn't see any other thing to buy nah undies is not even as if we are lovers or anything attached, just friends.
ReplyDeleteThis one strong ooo, undies from a male friend not boyfriend or husband. I would be embarrassed to receive such gift. He must be crushing on you .
DeleteNo Gift ooo kaiii
ReplyDeleteYet to experience that. I haven't had a gift for Christmas
ReplyDeleteThe worst gift I received for Christmas was a pair of gold earrings from a toaster. My very first gold.
ReplyDeleteI was still in school, my friends advised me to sell them as my parents would question where I got them from, I refused, I told them I would not wear them at home.
School resumed, I started wearing my gold earrings in school every day. One evening, as I was returning to class from the cafeteria with my friends, three guys stopped us, asked us to kneel down and empty our bags on the ground, one of them asked where a small girl like me got gold from, as I was about to open my mouth, he just used his two hands to pull tear the earrings away from my ears. I felt the sharp pain. I was so scared. They now warned me to behave myself. They collected all our phones and little cash. I nursed the wounds on my ears quietly and couldn't go home at month end like I used to do. The wounds got infected and septic, I suffered o.
Let me read comment
ReplyDeleteChristmas gift?
ReplyDeleteI have never received any in my life before. Still waiting for the day I will receive one. I pray I do before leaving this wicked world.
Haba!
DeleteHaba Gracious, is it that serious?
DeleteHave YOU ever stretched out your wrinkled hands and given anyone a CHRISTMAS GIFT.
DeleteThen why are you expecting?
SMELLING ENTITLED MENTALITY.
Leave na, who's holding you? Instead of you to just come out and beg
DeleteWhich one be beg again.thenones have received are children clothes and shoes while small.ve never put a thought to it.will do something for my kids no matter how small
DeleteMy worst Christmas gift was given on the 10th of December 2005; SOSOLISO PLANE CRASH. We were at a Christmas party having the time of our life when we got the news. Though I was little and didn't loose anyone but the sight of crying mothesr and fathers ruined Christmas that year. 13yrs now and I still remember that day.
ReplyDeleteMy niece lost her husband on that flight and became a young widow.
DeleteLast Christmas someone told hubby his family have a gift for us. We were surprised and happy too. So we bought some really good things we knew their kids love (we usually buy for the kids),but this time we bought cartons.
ReplyDeleteWe didn't want to just receive their gift without giving them something in return.
We were given a hamper,hubby thanked them very well and infact danced with the hamper just to show appreciation. When we got home we realised the cheapest things ever,were packed in the hamper. Most of the things we can't buy and can't eat,we know this family too well, they can't eat most of them either.
We were both so angry,we just concluded the hamper was gifted to the family and they transferred it to us. The most annoying part is them giving us something we are sure they can't use.
I planned returning a 5k hamper this Christmas. Lol. But the ones i see are alot better than that. Hubby said he knows I'm not that kind of vindictive person,that I should let it go. I have, tho not easy
Pls let it go.
DeleteDoll baby from an aunt @ 14. Not teddy bear o, the one that makes poppy poppy sounds and have long hair. LMAO. But it wasn't funny to me then at all.
ReplyDeleteI don't blame her though because the last time she saw me, I was just a baby. But was was she thinking? That I have stunted growth?
Lol @ stunted growth!
DeleteSo what now happened to the doll? I don't you didn't dash it out....#SideEye
*I Know you didn't
DeleteI hid it so that my friends will not see it and laugh at me. After some months, my mom gave it to a little girl in my church.
DeleteLol
Delete😂 . The one made with plastic right? 😂
DeleteYeah right, Queen Jay. 😂
DeleteI have never received Christmas gift.
ReplyDeleteAfter an IVF and expecting an Xmas positive PT which I got,then on Christmas day 2015, bleeding grade 1 that made me pass out, I guess the shock caused the faint, it was from one issue to another till 2016, Christmas brings sad memories.
ReplyDeleteUr miracle is here.
DeleteThe pain of a failed IVF no be here. God will surely wipe your tears away
DeleteThat particular year, I had finished with my secondary school, and towards Christmas, my frnds showed me, what their parent got them, as per Senior girl, I became so eager to see what my own father will buy for me. It was around October or so, I went to meet my dad, and this was our conversation
ReplyDeleteLaide: Daddy, Daddy, do you that u are the best father
Dad: wow thanks for the compliment
Laide: Dad, u know am a big girl now and most of my frnds whose dad aren't as fine as u, bought them fine fine gift ( change my face to a sad one), but I haven't gotten any from you
Dad: Don't be sad, I have plans towards that, I want to surprise you and but it seems u already know abt it now. just watch out for own amazing gift my beautiful daughter.
Laide: thanks dad, u are d best.( I ran out of his room, excited)
When ever dad returns from work, I was very fast to collect his bad, hoping for him to say, Laide ur gift is here. Lo and behold he never said so and even does as if he has forgotten our conversation. Weeks turned into a month and yet, no sign of gift.
Dec 24, dad called up the whole family, and said we must all get gift cos we are all going to exchange it on Xmas night. I was happy, my dad picked me and my mother picked my brother. Alas it was Xmas day, and all I could get was a brush and shaving stick wrapped and so I longed for Xmas night but it was very slow and I kept on checking the time until I slept off and only to be woken by my brother, that's it's time, I woke up and d whole family were waiting to receive me, I could see wrapped gift in every ones hand so, my dad started his boring speech and it was time to exchange, my dad said:
Dad: You made me proud in everything u do and this is my token gift for u, as u said u are a big girl.
I hurriedly rushed at him, fave home mine and I collected his, so as mum and brother did. I saw the portable gift handed over to me, I was over excited and immediately I removed the wraps, I saw a pack with the inscription/ drawing of a Motorola phone, I jumped and ran to embrace my dad without opening it, when I got to my seat, i brought out the phone, fix it and press the ON button, only to discover, it was a BLACK and WHITE SCREEN(most of us will still remember that flat motorolla phone during 2009/2010), the world on the screen where in LARGE font, I told my dad of my discoveries, he said, he bought the phone cos as a big girl, I will need monitoring when sent on erands. it was as if I should throw the phone back at him. I smile and sluggishly went into my room and cry till I slept off. Since then, my expectations towards gift change.
I use that phone it goes...Send A message...read messages....call history.... change ringtone...check alarm...change time😂😂😂😂 My uncle from UK bought it for me. Worst phone ever!!!!!
DeleteLol @ Laide and G-wagon.
DeleteI have never received a Christmas gift. 😔
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment me too
ReplyDeleteWorst Christmas gift ever...death of my beloved Aunt. Dies December 26th. I couldn't travel to visit her despite my promises to her. My work place couldn't grant my leave request. Mogbe, next thing I heard is "she is dead". The guilt was shown all over me. I quickly resign, no time for wasting time.
ReplyDeleteBack then,who wan give you gift apart from the usual sharing of Christmas rice?
ReplyDeleteBaba Kerisimasi
DeleteI havent recieved christmas present for the last 5yrs from family because i didnt have a child of my own i was Called all sorts of names barren woman but 2yrs ago God blessed me with a son on christmas eve 23 dec 16 my son was Born all those who were calling me names started confessing how there money to waste because the juju they did on me never worked. Haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeletemy grandmum gave me a christmas 'gift' wrapped in a newspaper, mama why? she said she didn't use a real gift wrap because it would just take away the value of the real gift..lol guess what i found 'ogi(pap)'!! #rip mama i miss u
ReplyDeletei had a pink laced pant i loved with passion once a week i must wear it oh.. oneday i couldn't find this pant again i was sad but i just moved on sha 2yrs later i got it back as a 'gift' on christmas frm my twinny. lol
ReplyDeleteI love laced pants. They are very beautiful. White ones and coloured ones alike
DeleteHehehehe very funny i used to be like that but mine was a favourite bra
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