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Saturday, December 01, 2018

Different Types Of Husbands.....

Men please,stay out of this post ...hehehehhehehehehhe....













I think my hubby is number 8 oh cos Most times he feels he is right but we always find a way to sail through that storm ..hehehehehhehehehehehehe.

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  1. To the married woman,which one Una finally marry?😎😎😎

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    1. Hahahaha.. Bugest babe which one you won marry?

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    2. Me ke?,I'm still pretending to be a mermaidπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž

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    3. My boyfriend is handsome and romantic but broke. While my married side boo is very rich but doesn't have my time. If the side one wasn't married wld have married him. I don't need to see you so far you make money and you come home to sleep I will manage.

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  2. There is nothing more annoying than seeing an illiterate forming Einstein.

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    1. This word "forming" don scatter una grammar finish oo.
      Like there now, you no yarn Oyinbo, you no even yarn all man grammar.
      E bi like say you need reboot ya diction o.

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    2. You think they know theyre not smart?

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  3. 😁😁😁😁😁this is so true.

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  4. So many have complained about number six

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    1. Let them see money first, then you'd see their true nature.

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  5. You find the one who agrees to no sex before marriage.... but his dick has issues.

    You find a God fearing one, but he lives with his overprotective mum aspa last born.

    You find the almost perfect one, but hes relocating to canada.

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    1. That is why he agreed na.

      You want to use what is not working ba???

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  6. I married an abusive lying psychopath. The day he packed his bags and left when I was 5 months pregnant was the best day of my life. 3 wives later and Jehovah has more than vindicated me.

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    1. Thank God for you. You had the best laugh

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    2. Thank you Yori. To God be the glory.

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  7. Una omit something for that list:
    "Part time husbands", make I explain:
    Some babes wed o, but them no dey marriage.
    The persin wey them wed don be ATM and forknizer tey tey
    that time wey them be single. As "age don become number" na,
    them rush am go them papa house pay dowry, rush am go pastor join
    Ehe, them don wed but them dey keep night vigils; no be the one wey
    them dey do for church o. Whosai, you no fit see them there. Na for
    social media them dey do that vigil; pressing phone tdb. Oga go finish
    business on top of mata, them go dey sext the "oga" wey dey abroad. Na that
    one be the Oga on top. Any day that one show green light, she go waka.

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    1. If you never mention abroad, you never yarn. Any woman live you go marry abroad man? Who tell you say na only abroad guys get money?

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    2. @Fine girl
      I know say one bobo don chant come tell you say you fine, you come believe am?
      You get two left hands, cos I no sabi wetin you dey talk about woman leave go abroad?
      So you confess say na only money una dey marry na?

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    1. Take microphone🎀 and loudπŸ”Š it for people at the back.

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  9. My husband is number 4. He works so hard to put food on our table, so i can't complain about his absence, even though i miss our moments.
    He makes up for this by going on holiday with me once a year. May God reward your efforts, Obi'm ❤

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    1. aawwwwwwww...I join you say Amen.

      e go better

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    2. Amen.

      Hubby is 4 too but he tries very hard to be available for us.

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  10. My husband has attribute of no 7 and 8.he's always right and whenever you counter his opinion ,you're unteachable.sometimes i allow him make mistake. as for no 7, hehehehe nothing like pet name except in oza room everything is official.

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  11. Hmm anon 13:21, i can only imagine the amount of abuse you took from him. leaving a 5 month pregnant wife is just plain wicked

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    1. Thank you anon. It got so bad even my Pastor and his wife told me to let him go. He was so arrogant, he announced in church and to my bestie and family the date he was leaving. He even said one of them should come to the house to restrain me from blocking his way when he packs his bags. He got the shock of his life when he met us all sitting around watching TV and gisting. No one looked at his side.He kept hovering but everyone was fed up with the plenty abuse. I was more concerned with protecting my son as I was on bed rest at that time. Anyway it all ended well for me to God be the glory.

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    2. I wonder if some men are born with heart. Leaving a woman you impregnated just 5months ago. I'm not sure that man really wanted the marriage.

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  12. Question is,why will you be 'finding' a husband? Is that in your place to do as a lady? Reason you lots keep ending with phools that feel they are the best thing after slice bread.

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    1. Easy ma'am, easy. Where's your sense of humour?
      You're married? Cool.
      Leave singles like us to be 'finding'.

      Even though the post is kinda true, its got sarcasm all over it. Shows we can't have it all.

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    2. Odun,won shi e ni?
      Are you okay?
      Did you miss your way down here?

      You better keep it moving!

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    3. Madam you were rude in your comment. "Reason you keep ending up with fools"
      She simply gave you appropriate answer without even being rude".
      If you are so angry over simple response you are probably living with a phool as well if not you won't dwell in anger. You can dish but can't take. Don't you comment under people's comment also ?
      Odun pls ignore her.

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    4. Odun keep it moving babe shanteel has been given an uppercut by her own "phool" so body is peppering her πŸ˜›

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  13. My own is number 2. We do play a lot sha but when he is serious about something, guyman no dey hear no

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  14. We also have different types of wives. Stella next focus on that so that some guys go halla something.

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    1. This right here(14:22) is a prime example of Number 9.
      You clearly saw 'Men keep off' but you said 'Mbanu, I must show my 'sef'.
      Face blank like full scap sheet.

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  15. God please you know my heart desire... Give me a hubby according to my wish.... My heart is too fragile for ish

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  16. My husband is an idiot , just found pictures girls send to him on his phone and rather than admit and apologise he is ignoring me that I don't trust him and always invade his privacy can u believe that?

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    1. Hes a wicked manipulator...

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    2. My husband is in no 6&7

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    3. Supposing the girls are the ones pursuing him?

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  17. my own is number 1. Fine boy but very empty brain. Jeeeez. He has no single mind of his own. Everyone influences every single decision he makes, his friends, family , everyone. He can't speak up or stand up for himself let alone me his wife. I'll be the one think out everything for him. He can't think up anything with his brain. Very unintelligent.like nothing upstairs sha . I pray everyday that none of my children take after his IQ level . We've been married barely a year and I'm already very tired. I'm seriously considering a divorce . It's like being married to a 10 year old .

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž

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    2. Don't be tired yet, see how you can use it to your advantage and hold your home strong. My aunty has the same kind of husband and a serious gambler who can't keep money but she was able to build a house which they now leave in. Pls don't give up yet pray for wisdom.

      For me, my husband is number 7 lol but he thinks otherwise whenever I tell him

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    3. Bounteous is sooo right anon.

      Use it ALL to your advantage.

      You can wrap him round your arms and keep his full dependence on you. Na blissful home go dey rush you

      Use extreme wisdom. He is not dull. Just afraid of life.

      Dig deep into his fears and help him confront them. The way you will swing things around ehnn pple will start envying ur total package.

      What your mates are looking for jazz to achieve is before you and you want to run. Nawa sef

      Just make sure your heart is pure and you take good decisions for you all. You will be smiling soon aswear. Goodluck

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    4. Does he make money. If yes be the brain in the family and help him build. The thing is you can't find the perfect man. Some have everything smart,hard-working and romantic but are cheats. Some are faithful and nice but broke. Some have everything but are abusive and manipulative.

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    5. 17:30 Who wants to wrap a dunce around one's fingers? To serve what purpose exactly??
      What kind of Pinky and the brain kind of relationship is that????
      Maybe because I cannot even date someone who is not intelligent, much less marry them.
      What on earth would even draw me to the person.
      Honestly dunces irritate me.
      Me that I'm constantly looking for super intelligent people to learn from.

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    6. Carry your cross.
      When you were dating you didn't know he was a mumu?
      Or he suddenly turned a dunce when he married you?
      Carry your cross o jare.

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    7. But why do we women have to help fix this dysfunctional men? Life is so unfair to the womenfolk

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  18. Nothing much to say, my own still dey come

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  19. Mine is broke and disrespectful. When we quarell he even insults my parents. Person wey graduate with third class. Educated Illiterate. Once I have kids I will leave his broke ass

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    1. I think it is better for you leave now. Don't give birth and frustrate the man to hit you one day and come here to tell us how the man is abusive. Just leave him if you can't deal with his dull brain

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  20. Mine is 4. Leaves the house by 7 and back by 10,11 or 12 midnight. Bn married for almost 2months. I gave up on him when i became pregnant last yr hoping my baby will occupy my time. Sadly i had a stillbirth so now im back to square one. Always lonely though im 2 months pregnant now. I pray this baby lives so ill just focus on my baby biko

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    1. He wont change and you wil complain later

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  21. Mine is no 9..An illiterate.He was born and raised in north.When I met him in Abuja,he was cool back then.He speaks both English and Igbo to me.We were flowing really well.He agrees with everything i say.I thought we had the same value.I never knew the guy was a fake ass.He told me so many lies of which I believed,and now I don enter the marriage,his true colours all came out.He had nothing.
    He doesn't take corrections at all.He misunderstands me and sees it as an insult.A full grown man that cannot take his bath for 3days,claiming that he is working.He runs a bakery though.He is ready to wear a particular outfit for days,including his inners wears.If i decide to hide those dirty clothes so he wouldn't wear them again.He ends up threatening me to get his clothes.Last last i go bring out those cloths.
    People,I married a dirty aboki man.He doesn't wipe his ass after using the toilet,and when washing,I will be seeing some shit maps..I have tried my possible best to transform him but he is a very egocentric Igbo man who doesn't take corrections..
    In my next life,I won't marry a northern illiterate.Tufiakwa.
    But guy man is tall and handsome sha,Na his funani looks make me marry am..
    I blame his mother..Its really from his breeding.The woman's kitchen is a desert on its own,bathroom nko..Kai!..Another Tufiakwaaaaa

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    1. Wow! This is not even funny, may avid continue to give you strength

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    2. Nawa how will you use toilet and not clean up.
      Mine is fine,makes money and is romantic but gets angry easily. Small thing you say you are disrespecting him.
      Then when you say you are tired and don't want the marriage again he will kneel and start begging he will change. He will change for one month and start his madness again. For 3dayz now we havnt been talking.

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    3. Madame sorry o, but please you ve
      to clarify something, Where exactly is your husband from? because you wrote two tribes
      "He's a very egocentric igbo man"(2nd paragraph,last line)
      "...I won't marry a Northern illiterate "(3rd paragraph)

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    4. Shit bakery ooooooooo

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    5. Kidjo he is an Igbo aboki simple.
      No need for JAMB question on something that is as clear as glass.
      Meanwhile, madam, kpele.
      Hygiene is a huge HUGE dealbreaker for me.
      Can't stand dirty men.
      Dirty and even ego centric??
      Tragedy.
      This kind of person will even blow his nose into the bread he is making.
      And you even allow him touch you with the filth on his body?
      Tragedy. Kpele.

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    6. I think her husband is igbo but was born and brought up in the Northern part of the country

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    7. Kidjo he is probably an igbo man raised in the north.

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  22. Mine is number 6, he is so so broke but his only saving grace is that he helps around in the house, takes care of the home and the children. I wonder if he would still be like this if he has a lot of money

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    1. No body is more 'humble' than an broke guy, he can even knock politely on an elevator.
      Who e wan raise shoulder for?
      Untop of empty pocket with hole?
      So that he will lose free food and free fuck?
      Why?
      Hope you are at least buying the condoms o.
      Don't bring more children into this kind of soul crushing poverty.

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    2. Lol @ knock politely on an elevator.

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  23. What if he has all except 9.
    What wil you do ??

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  24. funny comments. laugh don kee me finish. well I came here to read comments sha. kudos Stella

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    1. Really funny..I thank God for my man sha...only my side he controls his ego. Hes a brain box

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  25. My own na number 8 and 10 walai I jus taya

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  26. My is no 4 ,always traveling

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  27. My hubby not on this list he fineeeee,wadded and sweetlikesugar...

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  28. Hahha mine is number 8 oh. He has a PhD and his slogan is “****** is always right.” He’s learning gradually though, that he’s not always right πŸ˜›πŸ˜› apart from that, he’s awesome. Perfect for me.

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  29. One thought:- Why should women be the one "finding"? Last time I read my bible I saw somèthing like " whoever finds a wife...". So how did it change to " whoever finds a husband "... Oh thou woman. Wait to be " found".

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    1. Just incase you still figured out this at the point of your life, not everybody is a Christian, not everyone reads the Bible.
      Focus on your own life.
      Let people do what suits them.

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  30. hahahahhahahhahha! OMG!!! This post has all the sucre. Thanks guys, the comments alone are da bomb!

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