
THE BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT OF MY LIFE
I got to the Airport to board a flight to Lagos. Suddenly, I saw an elderly woman complaining about her stolen phone. I went close to see if I could help. Immediately she saw my phone, she told the crowd that it was her phone which was an iPhone 5. For a moment I was so surprised, shocked and so confused. She held and slapped me.
The crowd attempted to beat me up but luckily a policeman came into the scene. He asked what was going on, I explained with tears all over my face. The Policeman asked the woman to call her phone. She called and a girl picked, apparently it was her daughter; " she said mum you left your phone at home when you were leaving for Airport" Tears rolled down the more from my eyes because I had already been embarrassed.
The policeman told the woman to apologize, the woman brought out her Cheque book and wrote a cheque of #5.5million and wanted to hand it over to me suddenly I woke up. Oh it was a dream!
Please I need your advice: should I return to sleep? Or go for Malaria treatment?
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LMAO,your face looks familiar
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DeleteWo, better go back to sleep
Hahahaha , see as the chicken be like rat
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ReplyDeleteLMAO πππ @ buy one get one free
ReplyDeleteBut seriously why can't we have big bum without the big belly?
LMAO ππ @ JESUS entering Jerusalem with swag
We Nigerians are pron to big belly because all our meals are carb
Deletebuy one get one free. π I've decided to leave my stomach like dat mbok.
ReplyDeleteππππ Jesus entered Jerusalem with swag.
ReplyDeleteLmao...@ur face looks familiar....marriage don scatter be dat
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha....who maturity epp
ReplyDeletehaaaaa!!! this dreamer is the real mvp
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha marriage is scattered with your face looks familiar.
ReplyDeleteGagagagaga Jesus entered with swag haha.
They won't allow someone to post in peace
Saturday laughter mode activated. Nigerians wee not kee sombori. Thanks Stellz.
ReplyDeleteThat killing of cockroaches and talking to it is sooo me
ReplyDeleteKill? I just run away and let it find it's way out or spray raid at it and take off. Nothing scares me like a flying cockroach..
DeleteStella thanks, I laughed deeply reading all the posts.
I had a great laugh Stella.. Thanks alot
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ReplyDeleteStella for the money... I had a good laugh
ReplyDeleteShe's talking to the dog somebody issa donkey hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahaha,so hilarious.Thanks Stella.
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ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteLmao....I had a good laugh
ReplyDeleteThe one that cracked my ribs most was "where are you going with that donkey"wife telling the husband she was talking to the dog meaning the man was the donkey��
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