Mess up the living room in my guest Apartment....
Sunday, November 11, 2018
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Can't even think of any
ReplyDeleteSteal things and dissappear 😨
DeleteA guest came to my house, dropped her dirty clothes on the floor and went out, when I went in to clean up, I saw her clothes on the floor and left it there for her, you won't believe she said, she thought I will wash them when washing my kids clothes. I just smmh for her.
DeleteCaught her dipping fingers in our pot of stew.
ReplyDeleteIt was so embarrassing.
Chai
DeleteThat was a slutty behavior
DeleteAh slutty ke?
Delete😂😂😂😂
DeleteEnglish ve die finish.
DeleteYou all no get the sarcasm; the commenter na sluttychick, and so the "slutty behavior"
DeleteMine took the chicken lap when I told her "serve yourself"
DeleteThat the part of chicken i hate after neck.
DeleteMy married friend came to spend the weekend with me, 2days after she called up her manfriend and begged me to come let him spend the night in my house. I told her no, she left that evening, came back the next day, took her things and left till date. It's been 5yrs now she spoke to me.
ReplyDeleteThat was strategic
DeleteMarketing?
DeleteMiss Ess thank God for wisdom if not na so you for just take get tenant inside your apartment like play like play.
DeleteI caught a cousin of mine and his wife having sex in our lavatory. I was in my late teen.
ReplyDeleteChoi! The embarrassment was something else.
😂😂
DeleteMine I opened the door to the common toilet (bucket toilet of those days) without knocking and
Deleteour neighbor's wife was stooping with the pink girl hole staring at me. I was like five years old.
That was when I began to knock before I entered toilet. Even if there is no answer, I will still knock some more.
lol u see old woman toto...horrors
DeletePersin go come ya house come dey ask ya bros for im number because she hear say im dey return go abroad next week? Meanwhile bros dey married with kids ooo. Na so we come look each other begin laugh. Shame leave the girl begin dey catch me. Na so this girl come dey vex say I get bros wey dey abroad no come introduce am tee tee. Na only "hi" neighbors we be then o.
ReplyDeleteNa like that Naija girls dey do; them no dey carry ear hear "abroad?"
Shut up already! You're sounding like a broken record. Leave 9ja girls with abroad ambition alone!
Delete@Odun
DeleteBefore nko? Is she holding you from your abroad ambition? Allow us to laugh ourselves to stupor!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ANG shut up, we said! Unam iko
DeleteLiar! U must always relate Naija Girls to unpleasant stories...Naija girls gba gi ôku n'ikè
Delete"We said?" YOu and who said? Please madam speak for yourself. You are not anybody's lie Mohamed. Allow everybody to speak.
DeleteG&M
DeleteWetin be ya wahala sef. Anytime I comment, you go come urinate and menstruate under my comment eh?
Did I seize ya passport or deny you visa?
Did I snatch ya fiance or horseman?
Stella ask question, I come answer am, you come become examiner; na you set question mgbo?
@ANG
Deletecoool down. I know goodness and mercy's problem. You are spoiling market for her. She is the number one abroad husband hunter on two social media. I know her very well and if this your 9ja girl stuff spill over, she won't sell her market. I like the entertainment and the subtle truth in what you say. Even me as a proper 9ja girl wan go abroad but I will not sell my conscience and love just to achieve that. I want to go there for knowledge sake.
Trust me, you may think you are funny but your comments are so irritating, when you keep repeating the same thing over and over, there maybe a problem and you may need to check into yaba left where your colleagues are.
DeleteDid not flush the toilet after use
ReplyDeleteFucking disgusting.
DeleteHad this school mate, a friend of a good friend that needed somewhere to stay during a period in Uni.
ReplyDeleteShe would eat her food,sing,dance in our bathroom🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 She took her precious time in there.
My Mom found her strange. Very strange. She even forgets her plate there😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 Btw, Her voice was so beautiful. She was a weirdo still.
Eat, dance and sing in the bathroom? Weird.
DeleteMmmhh e fit be spirit husband dey come jolly with her there o.
DeleteOne I knew was always laughing alone whenever she is in the room until she
got saved and confessed.
Whenever she is [sic.] in the room?
DeleteI WAS in the room enjoying the boredom post until this ya Oyinbo mixture.
This anonymous sic na werey. Anyway good job at correcting our Englishes.
DeleteLol. I don’t know about being possessed but I know she could ‘SANG’!!!!
DeleteMy Mom used to just stare at her in shock😂🤣🤣 #Memories
I don't if this is strange or not but anytime my friend comes to my house she will start checking out if I got any new shoe, cloth etc.. Me I find that very strange. Then if she sees anything new she will then make a comment "hmmm you have money ooooo" me I have given her space..
ReplyDeleteDry cleaner piled up DH's neatly ironed shirts by the ironing board.
ReplyDeleteGuest(male) picked 6, wore them ,tucked the sleeves carefully and put on his designer suit over them.
He was set to leave for the airport when I noticed he was too stuffed. I got closer and 3 collars were popping out. When confronted, he started crying.
He's a 39 year old kleptomania. Rich and can afford any material thing. He reported himself to his Dad who kept apologizing.
4 years on. He has not entered Lagos.
#shameful
Kleptomania and its siblings; the things they collect from fork.
DeleteWhat a terrible spirit.
@19:15
DeleteSometimes it is when they treat a lady terribly like promise her marriage and use her, waste her time and dump her and out of bitterness and vengeance, she places a curse on them. Some go to the mediums and tell "devil" to "cause him to keep embarrassing himself". This can be the result of it. People who treat ladies really bad should beware, an injured and unloved lady can devour like a lioness.
@Xhirted, if you know this man and are still in contact, tell him to repent and fast and seek God. You all can help him out. It is a sad thing, very very embarrassing, he can't help himself at all.
Now you guys scare me. When next he comes to Nigeria.
DeleteLearnt he picks miniature toiletries and souvenirs from hotel rooms. Anywhere he sights Godinger Flatware cutlery one piece must enter his pocket.
Devil is wicked.
Anon 19:37, you see why Africans are lagging behind in all forms of development, it's your sort of thinking. You encounter something strange and immediately conclude that it's origins are strange, full stop. No research, no study just final conclusion based on the unseen and unknown. I suppose children or non Africans suffering from that disorder also promised some woman marriage and according to you are now paying the price.
Delete@ anon village psychologist who has discovered the reason for kleptomania, you are dumb, dumber, dumbest.
Delete@21:21
DeleteYou ended up making no sense. Make your own opinion known and let us understand. Something you do not know simply step aside.
The supernatural is simply too awkward for you to understand or appreciate. Or is it Africans that brought the Bible; the true word of God? The same people that taught you gospel taught you research but you wey be okacha mara, Oyinbo ka nna ya ukwu don sabi research pass them.
My parent brought a young boy to our place.He said he wanted to poo so we showed him the bathroom.So when we left we noticed the house was smelling shit na so we start guilder ultimate search for the shit.Lo and behold he shat on the bathtub.We were all weak na the cleaning aspect pain us sha🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteOMG! He tot the 🛀 was one of this pit toilets he uses back there. I can't imagine the whole cleaning process oh lord!
DeleteA distant relative came to my house, finished eating my food and said it was tasteless,yet I didnt find any crumbs left in the plate.
ReplyDeleteHow weird!
Many years ago we had to accommodate an entire family when they had financial issues and were suddenly evicted. Not like my family was buoyant but my parents just felt they could help. It was tight;two families in a three bedroom. We cooked together and we the kids did our chores together and tried to bear with one another. However,things got awkward when their dad would do things like coming back late at night with ice cream and suya for his family alone,or taking our warmer to buy food outside for themselves...I mean?!
ReplyDeleteLol...the daddy forgot he was putting up with pple.
DeleteEyaa so what happened afterwards? Did ur daddy get upset or mum?
That man is wicked,stingy to people that gave you a place to live in.What a world.
DeleteToo bad of the man
DeleteMy friend and her boyfriend slept over at my house after we clubbed,I lived in a big self contain them and I didn't want to leave my master bed for them,so we all slept on the bed,when it was morning I smelt that kind boarding house smell if your bunky is pisipisi,inside me I was laughing and angry when I saw the traces of map of pee, I tapped my friend and whispered to her"one of you just pee on my bed",I quickly left them and say on my arm chair,I heard them whispering and my friend was sobbing,the guy greeted me gòod morning and I answered "morning sir",my friend then came to me and said she was sorry and that it was an accident,
ReplyDeleteThe most painfull part is after they left I cleaned my house and after 3 days of searching where a stench was coming from, I saw one of my towel they had probably used to soak the pee and then hide it under my bed.I was even too ashame to call the pisipisi couple .they got married and they cut me off from thier lives because I know one of them is atoole
And at this age, you still do not understand that he was only over-compensating for his inability to provide shelter for his own Family. He went to buy food outside because he didn't want to make your Family even more inconvenient since you were not so buoyant. You have no idea that the man could walk a long distance just to be able to do that, to pacify his Family and so he won't get depressed. You have no idea how they would have felt living with you. It would have killed them to be a "charity case" no matter how nice you are.
ReplyDeleteMEE
On really! Tell me why he would do that after eating breakfast,lunch or dinner and then taking out the warmer for extra nosh probably because they just wanted something different. In a house with kids why would you bug treats for your kids alone? Stop sounding so sanctimonious; it was a huge sacrifice we made. Besides the man had a lot of richer friends he could have run to but he had to save face and stay with us-an unknown family friend outside his posh circle.
DeleteReason before you speak-its not that difficult.
He should have given the hostess that money to add to cooking no matter how small even if she never asked just shows that he is concerned
DeleteDuring my service year, my friend called me that she would like to pass a night at my place so that it can be easier for her to get to the park on time the following morning to be able to meet up with time schedule. She was serving far from the park. I accepted expecting to host my friend alone, I was so embarrassed 😩 when she came around with two more people, herself, one babe and one guy. I was staying with my sister, imagine five people sharing one bed room apartment for one night. Thank God I have extra foam, I kept it for them and the guy slept on the couch 🛋 , me and my sister slept on the bed, the two lady slept on the other form.. After that incident, once she call me to accommodate her I just tell her I am out of town for official duty.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 19:10, we were once so broke that we would always go to my Mum's Friend's to eat in the Afternoon/Evening. Her kids used to murmur that we're eating all their food. This Family was riiich o and it was the woman that used to offer us these meals stylishly because she knew the situation. We would reject all the time so she would just serve the food without asking, later we didn't visit them because they would always offer us food just due to pride and this woman would come visiting with correct soup, stew, raw rice and garri because she knew we were getting ashamed. Till date, we never mentioned the things her kids used to say except they told her. This was like 16 years back. I thank God for our Lives. That man was just trying to remove the burden of his Family's feeding off your Parents in his own little way.
ReplyDeleteMEE
My dear not with correct suya and ice cream. He could have bought raw food for the house generally knowing that feeding had become a communal thing. The man simply lacked discretion. If he wanted to give his kids a treat he could have taken them out of the house and they’ll clean their mouths and come home.
DeleteGod bless you!
DeleteAt MEE inasmuch I understand where you are coming from, your situation was different. Also, hope you realize the woman's children were just being kids. Hope you don't hold that still, as your focus should be the woman's continuous help. That man should have used wisdom especially when you know there are also kids in there
Delete@ Ivannah...Gbam
DeleteA relative came to spend some days in my parents house before going to hers after school. the gal washed her pant and dried it on the chair in the parlour. My parents stay along in a room and parlour so obviously guests will have to sleep in the parlour. This young gal washed her pant (undies on) and dried it on the parlour chair. When I saw it I was shocked like who does that??? Parlour that other guests can come in. I called her attention and told her to take it outside or don't wash till she gets to her house.
ReplyDeleteI just dey laugh, interesting comments Sha oo
ReplyDeleteMy brother in law will drop clothes for me to wash.younger o.i will wash finish and tell him bucket ND soap is there for him to wash.then when ironing same.then he will use style to drop the dirty cloths ND go out for weeks.me I go tie am for nylon.when he comes I give him the shirt dirty.once he poo without flurshing.he will spit at verandah.list endless but in all I refused to condone his excesses.my hubby younger.but cos he feels he is senior to me in age he refused to respect me.he never respected me.now we don't talk.one day go send am as Chronicles.
ReplyDeleteSmack my kids for watching too much cartoon says she needs to watch Yoruba movies..
ReplyDeleteI have a story, but can't type now cos I'm feeling sleepy....yawns... goodnight.
ReplyDeleteFeels good to have an ID after so many years.....*wide grin*
Kisses to u Stella.
A new maid that was just brought to my house was asked to go clean up my daughters bum , she took her to the toilet and dip her hand inside the toilet to use the water to clean her bum.
ReplyDeletemy girl did that one day when she first came to stay with us...my daughter poos but u will never see shit in her bum bum. they come out like goat shit...lol.. she washed my daughters bum like this one day and luckily my daughter had started talking so she told me...when she first said it i didnt believe her, so i called my girl and asked my daughter to repeat what she said. na so my girl confess oh. i gave her a good beating and that was it...now she don become lagos babe wey open eyes and doing well in school.her visit to my house from the village was the first time she would ever use a wc toilet in her life. but she had been with us some months by then and had never seen any of us do that hence my anger...
DeleteA friend visited me for the week end. She woke up very early, used the toilet and did not flash. I went to the toilet to use it only to get the mess. When I asked her why she did not flash the toilet, she told me because her poo is hard I did not give her fruits to eat. Hymmm the answer pained me, this is some one i'm trying to connect and try to make her as happy as possible
ReplyDeleteA friend came to my house left for work before her, when I came home the room was smelly, I was wondering what happened, only to get to the rest room opened the toilet lid..... she pooed without flushing. Kai fermented poo.
ReplyDeleteThere was this small girl who came with my sis in law to visit us a few months after we got married. While serving them food, she came into my kitchen to ask if it was chicken i was serving them with otherwise i shouldnt include her share. I was like WTF!! You are not even my friend talk more of inviting you to my house. I jejely told le hubs to warn his sister never to come with such a person to our house next time which he did immediately.
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