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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Wednesday IHN

Greetings to all...........I have questions that are very important after the cut...

Kisses to everyone!!!








BIRTHDAY GEH GBEMI COVERS IHN

Yesterday Tuesday Otober 30,2018 was Gbemi'S birthday and she wanted me to post this yesterday but sent it in late......
Happy belated Birthday babe....Good bless your new age!!!!




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IMPORTANT  QUESTIONS



I watched a Telemundo episode on THE CLON which kinda hints that all Muslim girls must Marry as Virgins or be returned and disgraced or even Killed for giving her body before Marriage....
And if your family member is married to the family you are married into,they send her home in disgrace as well...

They call it  ''Haram''

Is it also true that Muslims can decide to contract a temporary Marriage and part when the time is up or extend it?

I am wondering if these things really happen in real life or if it is made up in the movie..

Thank you in anticipation of drama free smart answers.





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COMMENT SECTION


Please I need an advice. my very close friend is getting married and I'm not very buoyant for now to buy all the aso-ebi she selling and I'm looking for a way to tell her, tho she knows I have a little financial set back but I'm yet to let her know I won't wear those on her big day. how do I go about it and she won't feel bad. And you know how our women thinks that maybe I'm jealous.





Tell her the truth!!!




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PARENTING IN 2018


Dear Stella,

Please how do we address and curb promiscuity amongst teenagers of this era.



 As in it drives me nuts whenever i see them behave in such shameful ways without a care in the world.They do not have regard or fear for anyone or anything. As far as they are concerned, they are mature enough to make decisions without the need to consult anyone. The rate at which they have sexual relations without any level of fear is alarming. The young girls swallow postinor 2 like its candy. Many of them without consultation placed themselves on birth control pills. 


This gives them the freedom to have sex as many times as possible with as many partners as desired. It is ridiculously painful that these kids are so materialistic and are quick to only regard an adult who has the gadgets they desire.


The way their ears stand at the mention of 'lekki' will stun you! Some can actually sell their kidney for a visit to the movies!...I don't even understand where the world is turning to anymore.

It just shows how our generation has failed God in the aspect of parenting.


You can barely see a boy prostrate to greet an elder. Instead they mumble good afternoon and continue pressing their phones and devices. My heart really aches because our parents and grannies did excellently and most of us turned out right. The ones who turned out bad ought to avoid making the same mistakes as their parents. It is not an excuse to continue the negative trend instead, we should pay close attention to the errors made and completely avoid them in our own time.




I shake my head at the looseness in our young men who are now masters of withdrawal methods instead of wearing condoms every single time. You would be surprised at the mileage a 17year old girl has covered!

He get as this thing dey pepper me for body. I just absolutely hate the attitude some parents display towards these gaps. Some are insanely focused on their career while others are the pros for assuming and attacking anyone who thinks contrary of their parenting pattern.


It gets so bad that a teenager will have no courtesy and be dragging remote control with an elderly guest. I have seen cases of teenagers who would rather point you in the direction of the fridge rather than get off their behind and fetch the adult a bottle of water!



Yet these parents are the deaconesses and pastor Mrs and executive directors who believe the nanny should handle all of that. I have also seen cases where a baby preferred being carried by the nanny than her biological mother.


The full house wives and business parents are not exempted either. Some do amazing jobs while others don't even give a care in the world. They would rather dress up and go chit chatting with friends or spend their time on acquiring fabrics for owambes.The lazy ones would never miss an episode on telemundo, they sit at home while glued to their tablets and phones checking what's trending. Some would dress to kill for ordinary school runs. Others would even influence their children's decisions on who to be friend in school based on their parental financial/social/political status.


I have had to tutor in one of the most expensive private schools here in Lagos. The pattern and manner at which these children look down on domestic staff who are age mates with their own parents would amaze you.


I am certain that even if the man fails to handle his home front by instilling responsibility, respect and integrity in the children, a woman should step in and do the needful. Na fish wey never dry, person fit bend o!


To all the parents whose children have brought them compliments from schools and strangers. I want to say a big thank you and for the ones whose children are manner less and rude in disposition, i want to say may you reap the fruit of your labour as you release disturbances called children into an already chaotic world.


All i know is that this generation of children already are in sync with artificial intelligence and sooner or later, their robotic minds will seize to regard any traditional mode of training or living.


Who needs an adults counsel when google has the answers to all!...gradually the essence of parenting is fading away...even motherhood is at its peak of extinction. A human womb is no longer the only possible breeding ground for children. Machines are doing absolutely well and now children without any human traits will be released into the world!

I only pray that rapture takes place before they consume this world with their wrongs!

May Almighty God cleanse our lands of errors so we all can live long to reap the crops we have sown.



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139 comments:

  1. Midweek IHN has landed. Goodafternoon everyone.

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    1. @Miss Ess are you living in Germany with Stella? Because your comment always come same time with IHN. @Princess Tever

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    2. @ Miss Was always on time..
      Kudos to youπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

      Hey everyone πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–

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    3. God bless the givers and the receivers
      Cheers

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  2. Nothing beats peace I swear.. . All those clamouring for war should please take a chill pill. These few days have made me appreciate getting back home each time I step out. Before going anywhere today, had to go on the internet and search for Shiite/police/army to be sure the coast is clear.

    My friend in Kaduna gisted me of the curfew and how unprepared they were for it.

    I bless God for the peace this city is enjoying today and I do not take it for granted. May it remain permenent. Amen

    Peace is bliss....pure bliss!!!!



    That said, Chiki mama, been long I hailed you here oh. I read your comment on Blac China's visit and my mind just travelled way back to that night at Play and the gist that followed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Hope you will be around oh, as per friend of the family πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚. This is the opportunity to hook me up with Kylie oh, I need some buisness tips from her and/or become her partner πŸ˜‚. I'm expecting you!!!



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    1. Asoebi lady, come out and Ex plain to her that you are low on cash. If any comes you will buy however now, you are completely empty. Show her love and supprt in other ways depending on your pocket and time. She is your friend and should understand.
      Whatever you do, please do not borrow money to buy asoebi and remember you will still sew...

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    2. @Samegirl Nothing beats peace and Safety. God is our Shield. @Princess Tever

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    3. Now the Elzazaky guys have suceeded in causing traffic because of checkpoints

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    4. People that keep shouting war can't survive war. Ask your parents or grandparents to gist you about war

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    5. Familyfriend.com 🀣🀣🀣 So you remembered ba? 🀣🀣🀣 and i thought you were high πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that #person we gisted about is the US connector and shipper of the world class hoe. Na there e dey answer present. They will clean up big time and then buy Gucci/LV shoe and be crossing leg so it will shine in our eye. And keep mouth to give us 'success nuggets'🀣🀣 on top their 1+1

      Biko stay in your abuja and deal with your "all that glitters" boys alone 🀣🀣

      Yours truly,
      A humble blog boo 😣😣

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    6. Ask question as Same Girl afta u answer as Chikito no kill us wit fabu you hear me?πŸ˜‹πŸ‘Ž

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    7. @15:21 My dear, try harder. This format has already failed.

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  3. That person you’re trying to change, no matter how hard you try, they won’t do what you want, they won’t meet your expectations. It’s time to say, “Sleep on.” You can’t control what they do. You can’t make people do what’s right. Pray for them, be respectful, but don’t let them frustrate you for the next thirty years. _Joel Osteen

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    1. My Dear the thing tire me too. @Princess Tever

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    2. Lol @ Quin and Tever. You guys are not serious.

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    1. You are truly the first. @Princess Tever

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    2. @ Asoebi girl you better tell you friend the truth,Who knows she might support you..
      It is well..
      Some friends understand..

      Congratulations to her in advance..

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  6. I don't know what you have been praying and hoping for the whole year. I add my faith to yours, Your prayers will be answered before December.

    _EnekemGreg

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  7. "Some people call you in their free time, some people free their time to call you."

    Learn the difference

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  8. I have a question bvs, can a duplex be built on a plot of land (50by50) and still contain 2 cars?

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    1. U can depends on how small u want the spaces ,whether its a storey or just attached to d side.And concerning the car..well yeah,just dat one may have to park inner and the other car outer..anway the size of thr interior spaces matter but it can be done!

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    2. 60 x 120 = full plot, 60 x 60 = Half plot. 50 x 50 = 100 =is almost equivalent to half plot. It can take duplex and two cars but it depends on how you draw the plan. How big the rooms will be and stuff like that.

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    3. Depends on the architectural design. You may decide the raise the building a floor so the ground floor can serve as a garage.

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    4. 50×50 is not a plot of land

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  9. Good afternoon lovelies ♥ ♥

    If someone's happiness offends or bother you,you are a witch or a wizard...you just don't know it yet. πŸƒ

    Beautiful faces up there....

    My choco baby, I can't love you less
    Thanks so much for everything 😘😘

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    1. Good afternoon Olori. @princess Tever

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    2. Plenty Lizards. Where are you running, you shake table you πŸƒ, I go catch you.

      Dem full this blog. My spiritual eyes dey alert

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    3. All the lizards say hohohohoho. You shake table dey πŸƒ, barman bring rope

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    4. Awwwww
      My Olori!
      You know say me love you too.
      Kisses😘😘

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    5. My Olori!
      You know say me love you too.
      Kisses😘😘

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    6. Sky hope you saw this☝️don't be a wizard

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  10. Omewere ma Chi ekweghi le, Onye uta Atakwananu ya. @Princess Tever

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    1. But how can 'Chi', the bearer and giver of every good things deny His children the good things of life? Nanana.....Chi must kwe oo! Perhaps the receiver is not doing the right thing or asking right.

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  11. All the BVs enjoyed the drama but some are lying to themselves that they didn't enjoy it. Anyway na the one wey dey do una be that. My own is that BVs will advise you to always put "copied" when you copy and paste someone's article to give them credit, the way Bv Oxygen always give his wise men credit before quoting their speech. But none of you is giving me credit when you people start shouting Eka BAB, forgetting that I gave her the award of "Blog Angry Bird". So I always expect to be seeing something like "Eka BAB, in Chike's voice". You see? Almost All BVs dey do intellectual theft. Biko I need some accolades next time.

    Sky aka Elastic my manchi, don't worry about TeeJay's award because I'm preparing one for him. You check am, 101% BVs(including her blog friends) call Eka "BAB" without her adding it to her blog ID.

    Oxygen let me borrow your line ...

    My wise friend Sky once said "take BVs advice at your own risk" and he was right.
    Most BVs will come to the blog to paint a 100% perfect life picture of themselves to advise( cuss) you but in real life they are 100% opposite of the picture and do what they advised you not to do. One even said that she would have damn the consequences to marry her fiance if he is AS as she too is AS because she loves him dearly. But we all know she will be the 1st to call a BV mumu if the person send in that her comment as chronicle.
    She even criticise people when they comment about their life style but she will comment about her past, present and future life forgetting it is against her preaching. Her friend said she can't visit a man in another state if the man did not give her money for flight ticket to and fro but she is the 1st to call people broke, lazy and scam.

    Summary
    This blog is for fun and news.
    Don't guide it more than the owner.
    Live and let live.
    To avoid drama, mind your businesses.
    But if na you wise pass, go and get a mouth watering job as a personal adviser to all our politicians and stop wasting your youthful wisdom on SDK blog.

    Some will even say they don't read your comment because they don't notice you and that you are jobless, but you will be surprise when the busy one with mouth watering job will tell you time, date, post and how you commented and replied.

    They will still read this my epistle and call me names. Mana abum Eze ama na oga echi. Anam anukwanu ife. Okwa Chike emena emena Chike eme ozo.


    Bv Olori Orente sorry for your loss. May her soul RIP.

    Cookie and Ola Wealth congrats and welcome to favour market.

    Castle Windsor aka Sabulus , your story na atowa m nti. Chukwu gba gi ume.



    Ogwu ka oha m na onu. Ka odinu when next I have the strength to comment.


    #ChikiChi4Eva

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    1. Chike the river is here
      Thanks so much bro,how hustle

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    2. Welcome back Mr. Chike. You have been missed.
      Kedu? Been learning some Ibo 😏. By the way, is it ibo or igbo? What's the difference?

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    3. Shut your fucking mouth.

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    4. @Chike nwa AMUsirike, Ehihe oma. @Princess Tever

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    5. Hahahahhaahhaahhaa... I haven't finished reading all you wrote, just the first lineπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Lemme go back and continue

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    6. You have said nothing but the truth

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    7. Bro Chike nno. Okwu gi kwu oto ka something

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    8. LMAO.let the drama continue πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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    9. Mazi Chike..the only firmous BV. Nna ina adọ weight. 😁😁😁. Leave BAB and her saddist blog colleagues make dem continue fooling themselves...they are the real 2face(s). World people.

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    10. OMG hahahagahaha. Chikito you need cane

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    11. Olori Orente God is good.

      Same girl udo GBA shoe.
      Igbo is my tribe and language.
      igbo is ganja
      Ibo, I don't know wetin e mean.

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    12. Shut the fuck up,you talk damn too much,face your spare parts business to live the life, mtsheeeeew, nonsense talk😎😎😎😎😎

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    13. Hahaha @ Sabulus. Daalu Chike nwannem.

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    14. Ahn ahn! Look who showed up in here with an epistle.... waaaaawu!!!

      P.S: Ignore the assistant BAB. She is still doing press-up for where her mentor dey. Buhahahaha.

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    15. You have spoken the entire truth about the blog. I remember in 2014/2015 how Eka would attack bvs ,if you dare share your story in the blog, she will call you a liar, say you are fabricating stories and all sorts.

      Anyhow Sha, for some reason I still like you Eka joy.

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    16. Okwa Chike emena emena Chike eme ozo' got me.πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜Ž
      Anyhoo, nothing bhet eziokwu ka ikwulu nwa nna.πŸ‘Œ siddon look some people laik me dey for here kawai. Ina ruwa na!!!

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    17. Oversabi forming posh,we sight all your fabu story,abeg shift,I don't have your time😎😎😎😎😎😎

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    18. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜… assistant BAB aka e-agbero πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

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  12. Ah! I almost got scammed today.
    So I came into work today went through Spontaneous post (as usual) then I received an email by 9am from one of our suppliers (we are supposed to pay our suppliers today and this said supplier emailed me on the 25th of October confirming that we will be making the payment of £8000 to them). Following up the email thread the supplier explained that their account is experiencing issues could I please pay into a different account I said okay send it through, I received a pdf letter of a new bank account. I forwarded it to my manager she said okay pay it into that account. I was about to oo That’s when my eyes cleared and I thought to myself what if its fake. I just hovered on the email only for me to realise the email address is completely from the email name. Omo I weak

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    1. Thank God, meaning an insider is involved?
      Reminds me of my scam story. I will share it one day. Been too tired to type epistles lately 😊.
      Thank God for you. £8k? Thats a whole lot. Thank God again

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    2. Detective Adaobi31 October 2018 at 14:38

      Lmao, an insider is not necessarily involved. They have hacked into your your official email account. They went in, saw the correspondences and took it up from there. Anytime you receive an email about change of payment details, call the person and the company to confirm.

      Please change your email password ASAP and please make it strong. Add special characters and spaces.

      Detective Adaobi.

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    3. Thank God. This is great. You wont pay for what you did not eat

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    4. It might be the supply company's email that was hacked and the culprits continued with already existing conversations using another email. Sometimes they will copy and paste the former conversations and use a similar email to sway you. They can add a letter or remove a letter from their own new email, it will lok like the company's own. So you have to cross check any email address very well before making payments.
      I attended a seminar recently, all these things were discussed. Business owners and Administrative staff have to be extra careful these days. Yahoo boys have advanced.
      Sometimes they use juju(yahoo plus) so you won't realise it until payment has been made.

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    5. Wow thank God for you. £8k is a lot of money.
      Please take detective Adaobi's advice.

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    6. Is it not God for you?
      Please, when next you receive such e-mails place a call to confirm. Na wa!

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  13. The things I have seen, makes me wonder if people are really who they are.. in the end all will be fine.

    hello Fam.

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    1. Dont trust any human completely okay. It is well with you

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    2. Same girl so you don't trust the Chikito, friend of the lineage you have been hailing?nawa.com

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    3. Anonymous,forget that loud friendship of theirs😎😎😎😎

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  14. WiFi sweet oo, lemme enjoy while it last Biko.

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    1. Lolx....you just realized what I have been telling you since. Free things sweet die!😁😁

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    2. Why won't you like free things,no wonder you've been looking for free wife😎😎😎😎😎

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  15. BVs please I need an answer to this question, I just got a job in Lekki and I want to know how much II can rent a one bedroom apartment with?

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    1. Everything with agent and all,at least hold 500k for hand😎😎😎😎😎

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    2. Self contain 600k, one bedroom ie bedroom and sitting room 1.2m

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  16. It is only in Nigeria that girls are getting married and everybody is stressed including the bride. How do you collect clothes to sell to your friends, can't they wear any other clothes?
    If we ladies prepare for marriage the way we prepare for weddings there will be less sob chronicles. During courtship when your are supposed to prepare for a home you are busy fucking like "beeches" on heat.

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    1. Na fuck through courtship, weep through marriage.
      Break the banks for wedding, break the homes in marriage.

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    2. It's a cycle 😎😎😎😎😎

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  17. What i do about aso-ebi that I don't want.

    I split the money into half and send to the bride as the money I should have sprayed her for her wedding, and i will not attend.

    The asoebi I have packed in a special bag in my room both Ankara and lace is too much, I don't even know when I will sew them, I have told myself NO MORE!

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    1. I understand you perfectly well. But I will advise you to do giveaway. @Princess Tever.

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    2. Story of my life. Plenty fabrics I havnt sewn . Some I ddnt attend, some I only used the scarf cos I have something similar . Sewing lace isn't cheap too. Talking bout at least 15k (my tailor). Even the sewn one sef, how often is it worn? Thank God I havnt borrowed money for asoebi but will still have to choose my asoebi battles wisely

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    3. Not all Aso evident should be bought,I don't even like uniform,once I know the colour,I wear that colour 😎😎😎😎😎

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    4. Lmao. Princess Tever you no go kill me, you hear?

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    5. my next year resolution. honestly have up to 15 fabrics i have not sewn...all asoebi for burial and wedding. could not even attend the events and then money for sewing is just expensive. i have decided instead of buying if i wont go i will just add to the money and buy a present or give cash as the case may be

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  18. Good afternoon all. Welcome to in-house.

    Happy birthday Gbemi.

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    1. Cutest pat my better neighbor.shey u see say now ur "friend" dey answer ur greeting now.cos I called her out yesterday. Now if she jst see cutest she go greet u sef b4 she see pat.me I be better neighbor wey dey look out for him fellow neighbor o.

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  19. I wanna be the first to comment today. Nobody should drag it with me bcos I can't shout.
    Sdk keep up the good work. You're the mama of all blogosphere,after you there's no other.
    Happy birthday Gbemi,may God bless your new age.
    @Kidjo,you're welcome back our Benin princess. We really missed you.
    I hope @Pastors daughter is doing fine?
    Sdk blog is drama filled. I've bn very busy these past few days. Even to drop comment na work. Our hospital is collaborating with one intl NGO to perform at least 1000 free orthopedic surgeries within some speculated period of time.
    #ilovemyjob#
    #hatersbacktosenderallyourevilwishes

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    1. I'm not completely sure however I think I remember pastor's daughter saying she will take her "usual" break and return in December. So Do i believe she's okay.

      Y

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    2. That last "y" was a mistake oh. Ignore pls

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    3. Same girl u too like validation.wetin be "that last y was a mistake.ignore pls". Who even noticed ur y abi z.hope say u get friends for real life abi Na imaginary chikito only be ur friend.

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  20. The sign out meme is dope...
    More sells to the sellers
    Biko I'm looking for my lost sdk friend bekee confectionery..nne Biko if you see this,chat me up..I think we met here 2016 December and we clicked..you almost gave me small chop job.. I remembered you today and would wish to reconnect with you..
    Good afternoon my people...I'm feeling lazy and sleepy.unu bye

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    1. You clicked,yet you don't know how to contact her,much ado about clicking 😎😎😎😎

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  21. Ok
    So I ate 'saara' morning

    A friend and neighbour in the next building lost her mum 40days ago and so she fried hot akara and made hot pap very early today to mark the day and pray for the repose of her soul and shared for everyone around according to Muslim rites.
    She is a Christian but her late mum was a Muslim.
    I collected but didn't want to eat, I was tempted to trash the whole thing but 'long throat' no gree me.
    The akara was plenty, the pap too full everywhere.
    I just poured milk and sugar inside, prayed over it and spread my legs on my kitchen floor. Chai!

    Thank God this girl had gone to school already, I for no kuku give am sef, if they want to collect destiny, make them collect only my own, after all, I don use am small before the thing begin do any how now.
    Who else had eaten 'saara' before here? Is your destiny still intact?

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    1. Wehdone MA πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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    2. Is it according to Muslim rites or her tribe? Never seen it happen amd I'm surrounded by Muslims. Or maybe I'm not sure. Pls, enlighten me if you don't mind. Thanks

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    3. Hahahahahaha long throat. You balance well. Don't worry your destiny na ikwakwakwa. Nothing do you

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    4. Me i dnt see anything wrong in eating sara,mayb bcos am frm a muslim home,i like doing it sef,sara is nt based on food alone.

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    5. Why didn't you politely decline if you're gonna bad mouth or doubt the food later. Better still you should have asked her to clarify the tradition. I don't know why religion has become such a huge deal in this country. Hypocrisy every where. Tueh! As in you've shared this story for us to do what exactly?

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    6. Same girl
      8days prayers, 40 days prayers, e.t.c is done by all Muslims but the Yorubas add the akara thingy to make the prayers more effective (I think). I'm sure you are surrounded by mostly Hausa Muslims since you are in the North. Hausa people might be doing only the prayers without frying anything.

      Olori orente, the thing sweet well. Enough atarodo pepper in the akara.
      I'm sure you know more about it, come and explain for Same girl biko.

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    7. Nothing do u darling, we de even extend the chopping to orita meta sef.lols

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    8. Sealord,Orita ke
      That's ijekuje oo

      Royalty,me I don't know oo

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    9. @same gal yes it's according to Muslim rites. From the ones I've seen it's massa they share. I don't know if it's compulsory though.

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  22. Please does anyone know where I can get correct grilled fish at Yaba/Surulere? Yes, I'm a correct JJC,but seriously any leads??

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    1. Chai!
      Go inside national stadium in the evening. Many cool joints to choose from. Barbecue, suya, asun, everything complete for there

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    2. Kelvin the Edo boy at your service 😎😎😎

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    3. D'Royalty are you serious???
      Thanks for the tip.

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  23. Babies are on midterm break so iv been on compulsory break too πŸ˜₯

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  24. hAPPY BIRTHDAY GEBMI...CHIKE U WAN ANOTHER DRAMA THIS HOT AFTERNOON? NDI BEANYI KEDU NU?


    Socialmediaawardsng

    To vote @stelladimokokorkus as BLOGGER OF THE YEAR

    Text sma18 stella to 33352

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  25. The sun is so hot
    Lord, I'm grateful for the gift of life.
    Enjoy your day peeps.

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  26. Baba God blessings no go pass you by, He go bless you sotey dem go ask u why! Father Lord I thank you for what uve done for me... πŸ’ƒπŸ» uwese baba oooo

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  27. Guys please learn how to shave. God!!!!!! how hard could it be. And if you can't shave, please and please desist from putting on sleeveless clothes. Nobody wants to see your brownish armpit hair. I saw one today and I've not been able to eat

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    1. Mehn that thing can mess up appetites for days. That kind brown hair that is in thick natty clumps, dripping with sweat and surrounded by black greasy skin. Shave, no. Use antiperspirant, no. Use perfume, mbanu.
      Then the ones that even manage shave, see strong black craw craw looking skin under their pits with assorted bumps.
      You should be walking like soldiers during march past for the rest of your life.
      Only raise your armpits when you are alone in the dark.
      Please.

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  28. Somebody help ooo, my front hair yaff chop finish. Who did I offend? #bringbackmyedges
    Pls people what can I use to revive it?
    One guy just use one elastic to fix me center parting closure, my edges ran away afterwards.

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    1. Apply onion juice, you can wash off after 30 mins or leave in.

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  29. Hi.guys.abeg make una see me see trouble o.my boo keep disturbing me o .he must give me head everytime before lovemaking.i dont like it cos its disgusting..n he will be angry.i dont tire

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    1. He loves plate licking, allow him, after all it doesn't hurt 😎😎😎😎😎

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    2. Why the thing no be yuck for you when you be old manπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚wetin you know,infact you and that anon fit wella

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  30. The lady that her friend is selling Asoebi, please dont over do yourself. Tell her the truth concerning your financial problem. She might be angry, but she will get over it.

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  31. Goodafternoon all. Happy birthday gbemi. The lady that her friend is doing wedding just tell her the truth.

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  32. Happy birthday beautiful gbemi... Greater you

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  33. Beautiful faces of Ihn

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