Last week,I wore my Boyfriend Jeans and forgot to zip up.........Until someone i know asked me if i was modelling under pants and then noticed i didnt wear something to shield my nips...Twas horrible for me..!!!
The most embarrassing or funniest will get a small cash gift for small chops..lol
Like I mentioned earlier on spontaneous... it's a giveaway Sunday!
ReplyDeleteLet's turn it to 100 😋😋😋
While having sex with hubby 2days ago. Switched to doggy style. Hubby thrusted for a while and noticed I was going dry he bent down quickly to give me a head, immediately his mouth touched my vJay from behind fiaaa I just released one loud fart 💨 directly in his face. Geez. He was taken aback next he just sat down and started laughing. I didn’t even know if to laugh with him or just disappear Kai I was so embarrassed
Delete😂😁😀😅😆
DeleteThe most embarrassing moment I have ever had in my 40+ years on this planet earth was the day that I called my sister and she didn't pick the call.
DeleteIf it has not happened to you, you can never imagine how embarrassing it can be.
Is it for the ground to open or what? I almost committed suicide that day. It is something that I can never wish even for my worst enemy. Anytime I remember, I get goose pimples. My prayer is that it never happens to my children, grand children, great grand children, great great grand children or anyone from my immediate or extended family.
those years when BBM was still a thing, i was watching porn on my fone and my bbn setting was 'show others what you are listening to', thats how my friend's boyfriend chatted me up and said he likes that particular porn site, i even saw that it had displayed all d videos i was watching all day. i was so embarrased
DeleteI went to my cousins house and in their family they all eat at same time on the dining with correct cutlery came for holidays on that fateful day both parents and children came to the dining to eat ..I joined them as we were eating .about to eat my meat as I use knife wan cut am the thing just left the plate straight to my uncle's plate side ...some fell on the floor I froze.was so shy...and n.a. really correct rich family after that day I no join for dinning eat again ooo.immediately is time I will say am fasting or disappear...then I took it upon my self I will learn how to use it and right now am a guru..thanks thanks thanks ...
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteNot funny
DeleteSky...abi moon den no ask you if e funny read caption.olodo.topnotch#
DeleteVery embarrassing something
DeleteMe I been dey work for one Naija hospital tey tey. One I too sabi woman come land with her maid wey she don carry go places them no fit diagnose wetin dey do am. Na so this woman dey behave like say, she make mistake land for Naija hospital instead of US. Na so we come send madam out, ask the 16 year old maid question come see she dey fork pass rabbit, we send am go lab. The thing come land -hiv +.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmhhhh, madam I too sabi come descend from her high horse. Accent come change o. Na that time I sabi say madam fit to dey yarn pidgin well well. She rush in; "Doctor, na she dey cut my salad, I fit don get am? See the spots wey dey my boobs, e fit be am . . ." Na so the woman pull top, pull bra. She no mind say a guy dey inside the clinic. Na so I carry myself hug her come cover this fresh boobs wey she spill. I come wink at the guy make im commot say we get emergency spillage!
So how is this your most embarrassing moment? Mtcheew.
DeleteHahahahahah@anon..you funny gan.
DeleteRead the caption before you comment.
DeleteTranslation: first try to see if you fit read wetin dem write on top, if you no fit, call person to help you read and explain am before you begin type your own agbekpo tory.
Ordinary boobs nae make you drive my guy? Mtchwww! Is this YOUR most embarrassing or most hilarious moment or you have another one??
DeleteIs this you most embarrassing moment or you are writing on behalf of the Lady that opened her Boobs
Delete@15:00
DeleteBoobs go dey ordinary na. No be wetin you dey carry do runs dey give agbero guys suck.
Modella: Any decent lady will feel embarrassed that another lady spontaneously opened her boobs in front of a guy
to show something insignificant.
It is called "natural affection".
Quite embarrassing!
DeleteWhen I was still in primary 4 or so, there was this my neighbour I was very close to, he should be in his 40s I think, he usually leaves the keys to his apartment with me, so I can go in watch TV and also do some chores for him. Then he got married to one aunty, but I was still going to his house as usual. Then afternoon, I came back from school, na im I say make I go visit uncle. I enter house call uncle, no answer then I enter room. What I saw still haunts me till date. I saw the biggest vagina my pikin eye had ever seen. Aunty was sleeping naked and legs wide open. I was confused! I didn't know whether to go out or look at the thing again! I had never seen it up close talk more of seeing one that big. I just dey there like person wey dem pour cold water, then gbam! Aunty woke up and saw me, for my mind I don die today. She notice I was still looking then asked "You go like touch am?" Na so I tear race commot for that house. Until they packed out I no enter that house again and I no fit look aunty for eyes. I was so embarrassed anytime I see her. in fact till today that picture never leave my brain.
ReplyDeleteNot embarrassing enough
DeleteLmao
DeleteChai bad shild. u were watching live porn. That's not an embarrassment.
DeleteWho made you a judge @ Modella?
DeleteGive yours or leave others in peace
Hahahaha
DeleteAn eletrician was called by my neighbor to come and extend their generator wire, na d man fix am b4 but when a new tenant came, he requested they put their gen towards the gate becos of the noise. Electrician no know say d new neighbor pack come with some fearful scary wolf looking massive dogs (2). He entered, gate wasnt locked, went straight with the wires to work, as he bend down to bring out tools from inside bag, as a correct local yoruba man he don dey sing "orlando owoh.... Logba logba yee ye ooo logba logba, logba logba e rora....
ReplyDeleteThose dogs just appeared i guess becos of the strange voice....
Dog : hmmmggghhhjj one violent bark
Man : temi taa!!! (finished) talo wa nle o (who dey house)
Both dog approaching and bark
Man : helip!!! Heliiiippp... In ibadan accent.... Helippp oooo... Madamuuu madammmuuu (screaming my neighbor, madam) madamuu oooo aye ti fe pare... World is coming to an end
Abeg d film is better watched than imagined
How is it your most embarrassing moment naaahhh? OK. Shame leave you catch the man abi wetin?
DeleteLols...
Delete@anon is it that you guys don't understand the heading if this post or what? Where dem go import all this Olodo dem come from?
DeleteModela just shut up already.
DeleteLMAO 😂😂😂
DeleteI am still finding ur embarrassment.
I have noticed you saltish. So fly. Ewe
DeleteHahahahaha this is so funny although not embarrassing (to you).
Deletelols!! oh so funny!
DeleteCute girl at work found a roach that freaked her out. I decided to be smooth and kill it for her. I go to squish it, it jumps and instead of being the big tough guy, I squeal, jump back and almost crack my head open.
ReplyDeleteIt's the most embarrassing moment of my life because all of my coworkers have yet to let it die, including the cute girl.
Dry
DeleteLols....you must be one correct ajebutter.
DeleteAre you JOBLESS modela whatever kikikikik
DeleteThat's ok modella hun, your entire existence is funny enough for both of us.
DeleteAnon 15.59 she just plain stupid
DeleteHahahahahaha @IamKingEze. Abeg this gave me a good laugh! I imagined the squeal and jump omg😂😂😂
DeleteYou are always meeting cute girls.
DeleteThis one na small embarrassment
I will relax and read comments.
ReplyDeleteI've got nothing more to offer.
mine was making out with a total stranger. level 2 make out like he suckled my boobs and I came. I wonder what came over me that day. I felt so dirty afterwards. Worst part is he stays around so we always bump into each other.
Deletewhen they say "learn plate number of the cars in your house" I won't hear. I went to the market and when I was done I went to the road to wait for taxi, it was evening and people were many at the bustop while the traffic was intense. I couldn't get a vehicle and I had load with me so even though vehicle comes, I won't be able to rush in. While I was standing, I sighted a silver Toyota Camry (spider), not knowing the plate number, and seeing one fair bobo with dark shades (my brother's look alike), I thought heaven had sent my saviour to me. I left my load, dashed into the road and was waving and shouting my brother's name.( I needed to do that because with the crowd there was no way he'd see me).
DeleteUnfortunately, it wasn't my brother, 😔 after I had disgraced myself, I kuku came back to where I was standing in shame. Meanwhile, fine bobo just looked at me like "who's this maniac?". People around were wondering if I was normal. My gosh! See shame. I can't remember how I got home that day because I became lost in thought. Lol
Lol @ anon 19:10
DeleteThe one I remembered is when I newly moved to Yaba area of Lagos, I have spent about a month in yaba. So on this day, I was walking down from Sabo to Marda military barrack to see someone, just opposite the Domino Pizza outlet before the back, a couple and their two kids approached me and asked for a direction to St Dominic Catholic church, I didn't actually know the place but I remembered there's a big church around Sabo so I directed the family back to Sabo, they thanked me and headed back to Sabo area. Omo as I waka front, opposite the Marda barrack I saw St Dominic Catholic church, I quickly looked back maybe I can see the family and call them back but I guess they walked very fast cause I didn't see them. And the funny aspect is that Domino Pizza almost share the same fence with the Catholic Church yet I directed the family back to Sabo under heavy sun. I felt stupid and embarrassed...
ReplyDeleteSkynot embarrassing mtscheww..
Deletejust opposite the Domino Pizza outlet before the *barrack
DeleteDry
DeleteLols...Mandela is it your dry?
DeleteNext time be very sure of where you are directing someone to.
DeleteEmbarrassing. ..
Very dry.
DeleteNot at all funny!
DeleteIt's like people have run out of embarrassing moments stories
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine saw me last two months and ask me if I want to buy cat I say which kind wahala be this say I no get rat for house he say emmy don't worry just buy the cat in the evening I will bring rat..
ReplyDeleteThis one is very dry. So dry that you forgot to write "COPIED"
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha modella
DeleteU pple will continue to steal pples ideas without acknowledgment.
DeleteI am embarrassed on your behalf.
Stella today is carnival dry run here in calabar amidst heavy downpour but we are enjoying ourselves.
the one who calls herself modella what in God's name is your problem? if comments are not embarrassing enough how does that affect you?
ReplyDeleteOya kill yourself. Ode
DeleteA few weeks into a new relationship, my then bf wanted me to meet his friends so we met at a joint. One of them cracked a joke so we all laughed while I was laughing I was farting at the same time due to the sound of the farting everyone stopped laughing, I wanted to die of embarrassment so one of the guys made a light joke that it happens atimes without one knowing just to ease the tension at the table.
ReplyDeleteLol... Na only your story make sense.
Delete@Jael. Na you win.
DeleteTufiakwa...*spits out*
DeleteLol, so so embarassing!
DeleteWill read comments.
ReplyDeleteAnam abia.
So after our wedding, I was broke as f..k. After all d whole quarrel,not quarrel per say more of misunderstanding and kata kata,things not going according to plan. Wedding have finish.we were in the hotel,he went out so I was packing the clothes from the hotel chair to the wardrobe na so I see 5k for pocket.I quickly took it.the next day I and leboo retire to my self con cos we had not gotten a place then.so after packing in, leboo asked me, did u see any 5k ,I said noooooooo ooooo, he said ha its my dads money ooo. Chai in my mind I died and woke up.many thoughts ran through my mind.I was like what if its my over intelligent mil that told leboo to test me n I have mumulishly failed, chai I just imagined him searching my things n finding d money n labelling me thief all because of 5k.hey God who send me. Na so he stepped out to get something I quickly put the d money in between his clothes,he came back n I said is did not the money ur looking for,it dell on the clothes.since then he has been so strict when it cones to money with me.till today I don't know weather it was a test and I can't ask him.note:he never returned any money to my fil.I pray my people no dey here o before they decode me.Stella I can't shout
ReplyDeleteWetin ojukokoro dey cause...why take something that is not yours?
DeleteWell I learn my lesson.can you honestly tell me since you've been born UV never taken sonetin that's not yours, even taking meat from d pot when no one is looking abi u be saint @ sky
DeleteChaiii
ReplyDeletemy most embarrassing moment was when I slept off for hours, papi mil and sibs came bck and knocked till 10.30pm,chai neighbors also joined them in knocking finally they went to nearby barracks and borrowed nepaladder to climb a two storey building and break in through the balcony to open the door, I was still sleeping it was really embarrassing returning the ladder the next morning alone as some soldiers at the gate were making fun of me.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is your name fit your story sha.
DeleteHahahaha
DeleteUr type dem go steal you sell to four different pple u go still dey sleep. Pls pray against that kind of sleep.
Something like this happened to me when I was in school. So embarrassing I don't sleep deep now sha
Deletelols!!! this your name sef.
DeleteHahahaha
DeleteLol you be really ghost o
DeleteYears ago I told a guy I was avoiding I went to Port Harcourt for a wedding and wouldn't come back till the next day. Meanwhile I was in Aba, Ariaria market to be precise. 10 minutes after the call, with my bagco bag filled with foodstuff balanced on my head, I came face to face with unku. He smirked and said
ReplyDelete"Nne I nozighi na port? O mmuo gi na-akpaghari?
(babe you no dey Port again? Abi na your spirit dey roam about?).
U too dey hustle for this money?
Deletelols!!
DeleteAnon calm down, everything is not about money. I write stories all the time and felt this experience should fit in.
DeleteMake my matter no kill you sha because you never see anything.
Hahahaha., you have my vote
DeleteLol
DeleteFunny.
Deletehahahaha...
DeleteFunny
Hahahahahahahahahahahah...this one funny die
DeleteThere was a time my house was infested with chinchi,that is bedbug. We started fumigating the house in order to get rid of them. We are Catholics,so one Sunday we went for service. Those that are Catholics know that during consecration, the whole church is always so quiet,that even if you throw a pin on the floor, you will hear the sound. So that Sunday, during consecration, I knelt down and my son was sitting on the chair at my back. The next thing I heard in a church so dead quiet, was mummy,mummy,see chinchi on your cloth oh. Mummy it is trying to enter your body oh.If you find me that day,you know go see. I felt like, let the ground open and swallow me up.
ReplyDeleteNa wa o. I am embarrassed on your behalf Madam.
DeleteHahahahaha hahahahaha.
DeleteYou have my vote
DeleteQuite an embarrassing experience.
When i was in 300 level, i went to my uncles house for holiday, one evening like that my cousin came back with his friends, they were big boys but bachelors, I was seriously crushing on one of them ,then one was busy asking me out I refused because I was hoping that the oga I was crushing on will ask me out eventually. so that evening, I had taken my night bath when they came back, my cousin asked me to come serve them food, omo I quickly wore one skirt like that ,sprayed perfume and went to serve them. After serving them i was busy catwalking out when my village people arrived. I slipped and fell in front of them . Na so my skirt come raise up,come expose my naked private part in front of my crush and his friends. Shame wan kill me, I just started crying .
ReplyDeleteThere was a time my house was infested with chinchi,that is bedbug. We started fumigating the house in order to get rid of them. We are Catholics,so one Sunday we went for service. Those that are Catholics know that during consecration, the whole church is always so quiet,that even if you throw a pin on the floor, you will hear the sound. So that Sunday, during consecration, I knelt down and my son was sitting on the chair at my back. The next thing I heard in a church so dead quiet, was mummy,mummy,see chinchi on your cloth oh. Mummy it is trying to enter your body oh.If you find me that day,you know go see. I felt like, let the ground open and swallow me up.
ReplyDeleteLmao... Oluwa o
Deletelols!!! oh chai!
DeleteI was looking fly and shaking my bum bum in the streets of London, only for a guy to tap me and said “ erm excuse me, your skirt, the back of your skirt is tucked into the waist band” my skit was pulled up and tPart of my yellow fresh bum was out in the open all the while.
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ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha I pictured this
DeleteI imagined this 😂😂😂
Oh lord 😂😂😂😂
Poor students 😂😂😂
Lol.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteOh dear,quite embarassing
DeleteMehnnn me sef shame for you.
DeleteI can imagine the walk of shame back to the end of the class... on top of mess wey fit no be your own. Chai.
Mine happened many years ago, I was in secondary school then....that time na cloth I dey use for my monthly flow,I was downstairs gisting with a friend of mine and my crush walked up to greet my friend and he wanted to greet me by extending his palm but becos of the "love" I had I bebeto go meet am only for my blood soaked cloth to fell on thr ground... I was so embarrassed amd ashamed that till we pack out of the area I avoided him as a plague
ReplyDeleteChai... This one is really embarrassing
Deletechai! so embarrassing!
DeleteEyah...very embarassing o
Deletethis was the height of embarrassment
DeleteJesus
DeleteI remember going for cds during Nysc at ikeja local govt...i took the pedestrian bridge jumping two steps at a time, suddenly my khaki felt free but i thought it must have been a result of my diet that made my trouser free...i walked with pride into the local govt then suddenly realised i wasn't meant to be there until friday of the same week for general cds...i walked out of the local govt to get a bus back home...i noticed people especially those ikeja ibo boys selling things were staring at me and laughing until a bold woman told me "corper your sokoto don tire for back o" i touched it and realised my trouser was badly torn at the back and my panties were all out...with a brave face, i held the torn part with my hands and walked to get a bus back home...i can never forget this day especially the faces of those guys laughing at me
ReplyDeleteLol... Ehya
DeleteOh dear !
DeleteHahhahahahaaha
DeleteThis happened on Thursday in school o... My period came unexpectedly (I wasn't expecting it till Saturday na)
ReplyDeleteI quickly bought tissue in school to manage till I got home
I fixed the tissue in well and left the toilet... While walking I noticed it wasn't really tucked in as it kept shifting so I tried fixing it (I was in an empty class with my friend who was at the front) only for me to turn back and saw a group of fine boys looking at me and one even said, sister small small dey scratch Na, it's not that deep
I felt like dying that day and to worsen it, I saw the same guys on Friday and that same one said, hope it's not scratching you today... 😢😢😢😢
Funny
Delete😂😂😂😂😂 chei! Sorry oh!
DeleteKwakeakwakwa
DeleteHahahaha
DeleteI remember going for cds during Nysc at ikeja local govt...i took the pedestrian bridge jumping two steps at a time, suddenly my khaki felt free but i thought it must have been a result of my diet that made my trouser free...i walked with pride into the local govt then suddenly realised i wasn't meant to be there until friday of the same week for general cds...i walked out of the local govt to get a bus back home...i noticed people especially those ikeja ibo boys selling things were staring at me and laughing until a bold woman told me "corper your sokoto don tire for back o" i touched it and realised my trouser was badly torn at the back and my panties were all out...with a brave face, i held the torn part with my hands and walked to get a bus back home...i can never forget this day especially the faces of those guys laughing at me...my name is olamide (a sdk blog addict) and i wish to get a blog id one day.
ReplyDeleteIt was in my part one days back then in university. I had gone with my brother's friend to his hostel room or so. Can't remember why now. I sat down and we gisted for a while and he followed me back to my hostel. I was putting on a top and a three quarter jeans. We chatted a lil more outside my hostel. He was trying to ask me out. It was late in the evening but there were lights everywhere . So I said good night to him. When I entered my hostel ,my attention was called to my stained jeans . I checked and I realised my jeans was stained with blood. A huge patch of blood that anyone would have easily seen. I was on !! . I didn't feel any menstrual pain or maybe I felt it and didn't pay much attention to it. It means I must have been soaked when I went to his hostel. The sheer thought of how I must have stained his bed and he seeing me stained so much with blood. I was embarrassed and didn't know what to think. He must have seen it and decided not to tell me so as not to embarrass me . The thought of everyone outside my hostel nko. I didn't know how to face him after that o . It was really embarrassing
ReplyDeleteI was 18 at the time and I had already had my fair share of guys toasting me, to be honest at a point I was frustrated.
ReplyDeleteThey will say hello, you will reply the next thing is can I have your number. It was so tiring that this particular day I promised myself not to respond to any greeting from the opposite sex because na from walk e dey take enter dance.
So i dressed up went out my merry way hmmm, i had not walk up to 20 minutes I started hearing excuse miss, i squeezed my face, the guy refused to go oooo, for the second time the guy said "miss I am calling you" for where?, I increased the speed of my walking.
He also increased his, and suddenly jumped in front of me still with my face all squeezed I asked him what he wanted because I didn't have all day.
He smiled pointed his finger to my chest area and said" the button of your blouse is loose and you are exposed" chaii see my life in 3d. Right at that instance I felt like disappearing, I was so ashamed to even button up or say thank you despite all my shakara.
The yeye guy left with a grin on his face while I walked away with a sulky face.
I was 18 at the time and I had already had my fair share of guys toasting me, to be honest at a point I was frustrated.
ReplyDeleteThey will say hello, you will reply the next thing is can I have your number. It was so tiring that this particular day I promised myself not to respond to any greeting from the opposite sex because na from walk e dey take enter dance.
So i dressed up went out my merry way hmmm, i had not walk up to 20 minutes I started hearing excuse miss, i squeezed my face, the guy refused to go oooo, for the second time the guy said "miss I am calling you" for where?, I increased the speed of my walking.
He also increased his, and suddenly jumped in front of me still with my face all squeezed I asked him what he wanted because I didn't have all day.
He smiled pointed his finger to my chest area and said" the button of your blouse is loose and you are exposed" chaii see my life in 3d. Right at that instance I felt like disappearing, I was so ashamed to even button up or say thank you despite all my shakara.
The yeye guy left with a grin on his face while I walked away with a sulky face.
I can't forget what happened to me during my NYSC camping days, after the swearing parade,we started practicing for our match parade, for some reason I wanted to participate in all camp activities that I swore that I must match with the others. I took it so seriously that I was one of the best and for that reason I was placed in the front row, I was happy with myself... The day of the parade came and the representatives of all the platoon were all lined up and khakied up.... And with every other Corp members sitting under the canopy. it was now time for the parade, the lady beside me started to panic,that she feels like she was going to faint with the way everywhere was calm and all the eyes that was looking at us, me being the motivator placed my own fears aside and started to motivate her. Finally the drums started beating for us to match, after the slow match the command came for us to quick match, with the band hitting "pum pum pum pum" and everyone now echos "up",heaven knows that I don't know what happened but I started with my right instead of the left, I panicked, everyone beside me was now on my case "girl, change ur leg na" ,"girl, follow my order, left, right, left, right" "this girl have killed us ooo"
ReplyDeleteI was trying to correct myself I stopped Upto 3x to correct myself but once I start to match again I continue to match with the right leg...
I felt like dying, I wanted to run out of the parade, I prayed for the ground to open up and swallow me... I felt like I have publicly disgraced mself.After the match parade everyone seemed to be talking about me and pointing towards my direction. I felt heartbroken, infact it was more of a physical pain than emotional. I lost weight that day. Months after camp I'm still beating myself up, you will see me infront of the mirror saying left, right, left right... I'm not crazy oo lol but I just couldn't understand why I wasn't able to correct myself but I getting over it small small lol
I dread the word "match pass"
Lol...Cletus u made me remember camping days. True, if u mistake that 'lept' 'right' of a thing, correcting it is usually hard, especially quick match.
DeleteI'm laughing so hard here!
DeleteMarch past*
DeleteThis is so funny. I have been laughing uncontrollably
DeleteOh my God! You've killed me with laughter today....
Deleteit was RAG DAY in my school so my friend and i decided to rag to get some cash. after some hours small money dn enter our *komkom* #shines teeth# my friend turned bck and started running i didnt even see whats chasing her oh i joined her *osisor* i even ran passed her after a while we stopped i discovered we were d only ones running on the road. my friend wetin u see? 'se mad man bin dy run towards us mayb its d way we wear dressed..lol chai!! people were just staring at us. the worst part was when i saw d mad man ran passed us, ie no even get our time i just exhausted myself. felt so ashamed ragging end there
ReplyDeleteLwkmd. Fake mad man jam real one.
DeleteLolzzzz. I once had a similar experience. Too lazy to type. @saltish the bitter shopper how market today na? Have you taken your med? Lol
DeleteWhen I was in SS3,we moved houses and there was a guy who had studied when I closed from school and would wait for me at the junction,hed walk behind me till I got home but I wouldn't say a word,he did days a week but I didn't even like him so I was irritated and adamant on not saying anything to him!!
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand was a guy who we heard was studying medicine but lost his mind @400l,speaks to himself,drawing in the air and displaying orisirisi while walking,he's not violent so I just walk quickly whenever I see him,I was at d street fish store one afternoon and d bros selling fish called my name while the unstable bros was passing,he just came to me fro behind and scream Bisoolaaaa close to my ears,I RAN till I got home😂😂,so from that day once I'm lucky to see him quickly I'll find somewhere to hide till he leaves,
Na him the follow follow guy begin follow me for back one day and talking as usual,I didn't say a word,I was cat walking and doing shakara not knowing the unstable bros saw me from afar and hide for corner like I do,he just flew in front of me screaming my name,I jumped behind follow follow guy shaking😂😂I ran so hard and didn't even wait to check if eida of them was behind me,oga follow follow d second day was just laughing saying how a deranged man knows the name I refused to tell him😂😂I had to start taking a longer route to run away from the both of them!!
Lol...I could picture the scene of u running in my head.
DeleteThis was back in Uni, I was at the bank hustling to pay my fees because I had waited till the deadline as usual and the crowd was crazy. As I was struggling and shoving next thing I heard was eiyaa sorry oo from one girl, I eyed her with red hot eyes while thinking in my mind, " what's this one sorry for?"
ReplyDeleteWhen I finished I shaked my bum bum paka paka and left. When I got outside one banker guy was driving out he looked at me funny and called me , I ignored him and walked out the gate to enter bike.
When I got home, I climbed down from the bike and I felt an odd breeze.
Then I understood.
My trouser was ripped.
My palazzo trouser had been ripped the whole time. My butt had been on full display the whole time. I paid the bike guy but remained rooted to the spot. Like how do I turn and enter inside now?? I was just imagining how I was moving around in the bank like a queen not knowing that my black ass was on display. The worst part was that I could not even place the moment it tore.
Chaiii
my embarrassing moment nah when me n my gehfrnd go her friend birthday party. We dey eat dey drink, one fine guy don dey hire me for there. one of her friend con give me orijin say make I take naso I collect me wey be say I no dey drink alcohol but just because I no want make dem think say I no b sharp babe I take 2bottles. after one hour I stand say make I join people wey dem dance, after 5mins I just notice say some stop dey look but me think say maybe nah my good dance dem look not knowing say my white trouser don stain with blood wey draw love for my yansh. e just be like say make faint dat day because shame wey catch me that day no b small even d bobo wey dey hire me sef I no wait collect number because of shame. since den if I dey go any party I dey always put pad just incase because I no wan embarassment
ReplyDeleteNa wa o. I am still reading and re-reading to see if I can find the most embarrassing or funniest gist.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it hard to find...hian
Na to go sleep nonni. Maybe I fit find am for dreamland... Kikikiki
I was 16. A sister in the catholic charismatic renewal had come to preach to me then and invited me for healing service. Na so I tell her say I no get transport, thinking she will free me. For where? She brought out a very clean #200 note and told me to go get dressed and be in church. Me, sharp things now, and a die hard Man utd fan, I used the money at a viewing centre to watch Man utd. Needless to say that we were beaten. Those guys beat my team hands down. A stupid stephen gerrard kissing the camera at old Trafford still ingrained in my memory. So leaving the viewing centre, I decided not to follow the direct route home as she lives just around the corner, I just wanted to avoid her, so instead I did one long journey going round and round and round only to burst out at the other end and there she was, face to face with me. To tell you that I understood the emotion that day was a lie. It was embarrassing to say the least!
ReplyDeletei parked a car to pee near a make shift raffia palm frond all of suusden from nowhere a bucket of water was poured on my body from top with a lading shouting from inside that i am peeping while she was having her bath, shouting on top of her voice , people gathered io have to explai that i was peeing that i was not from the town so would not have known that that was a make shift bathroom i have never been embarrassed like this before
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