Good Morning! Hope ya all slept well? Hmm the 2019 election fever is already on and most of us are just observing for now. Today is not in house news so those of you wanting things to be posted today should note this......There are no in house news on Saturday and Sunday. What else? Have a great day and shout out to everyone!
Harmattan is here too. God I thank you for restoration of health. Malaria is a joy killer walahi. Thank God I'm back on my feet. Teejay, do and bring the babe home ooh. We the umuada are eagerly waiting to receive her.
I really don't get this weather and conji thing for you people o. So if you were in the abroad and it's snowing or prolly really cold, you'd be straffing around like rabbits okwaya?
Must you wait for SnM before you meet the one? What happened to being more social, out going, and having warm disposition about you. Small time now chronicles go full ground about fvcks boys wey una meet for SnM.SMH
Hubby has low sperm count 5m and quick ejaculation too, his people are on my neck thinking I'm the one with the problem. O! Lord! why me? If only I can tell them so they get off my back.
Hmmmmm... Reasonable doubt if only is that easy. That will means murdering his ego and mine too. I have been telling them we are both fine and waiting on God as we have a child already, so why are they bothering me.
They said is 10yrs since we got married with only a child. I asked them what of those without?
Happy Saturday to us all. I repeat, I shall never ever be a beggar on SDK blog,N-E-V-E-R! King Xoxo, it's just a pity u misunderstood me. I pray near success syndrome won't come ur way and that when you finally and successfully get want you want to achieve in life, the devil won't use people against you, this world is deep and no one knows tomorrow. A beggar can never be satisfied and they will never move forward as we see them here. Pls, where have I ever begged before for you to have said I have benefited one way or the other?I leave everything into God's hands,may God judge accordingingly.Those that wanted to give me then did so on their own accord and thank God they never gave me. I pray from my deepest heart that God should break the yolk of devil in my life first(pls,bvs,always remember me in your prayers) so that I can be successful in life. I believe in honesty is the best policy and I am a principled person.For your info, Xoxo, I was from a very privileged home before the devil struck till date (but I shall overcome in Jesus name). My dad was the first set of those that attended Lagos Business School then @ VI in 1995 with Pat Utomi being his lecturer with Bunmi Oni of Cadbury then, including Christopher Kolade and the likes and they even went to Barcelona in Spain for their graduation ceremony . Yori Yori, I pray that whatever you lay your hands upon shall prosper, you shall be blessed beyond your imagination for your encouragement and words of advice. That anon that talked about prayers, I will google it also, thank you,may God bless you. In all, try to be nice to people for you don't know what they are struggling with in life.Even though I don't have much, I still do the little I can to help others and God in His infinite mercies too will remember me for my act of kindness one day. #smiles#
Like seriously you had sleepless night on top blog matter? You owe no one any explanation. Just do you on here and move. Also stop taking things said to you here to heart. I know it's difficult but you have to try and do it. I was there.
May God bless n be with u oYO for this words. I don talk am say no be everybody b beggar here just because me talk wetin I dey pass tru here, now my name here nah 419. Nah me knw wetin I dey face for this life but I pray everything dey alright as I want so I go dey help people because I know how sufferness be for body. @OYO I go like give u small something, u go help me manage am because me sef stil dey manage. May God help everybody. I go mail aunt Stella about it. Enjoy ur day dear
Oyo please take Lafresh's advise, don't take things personal here. Your blog personality doesn't reflect who you truly are in the real world. Everyone here cannot have the same perspective of you, but that doesn't mean you should always bend to their will, & try to adjust so they can like you. No one here can assassinate anyone's ID or stop you from posting whatever you deem fit, except you choose not to or Stella doesn't approve the comment, so learn to develop a thick skin. Type with your hands & not your emotions. It is well with you, most of us have been through bad situations at some point, but came out strong & victorious. When live knocks you down, you don't just sit there on the ground but get up, dust yourself & move on. I think you should also change your prayers to Thanksgiving, instead of asking God for what you don't have, start thanking Him for what you do have. I pray you find encouragement with this.
You should not have allowed stupid people get to you like this. People that don't add value to your life are thrown into the garbage. They are on this blog. You allowed yourself sleepless night because of idiots
Sorry and please try to be happy. It is God that gives. Those that promised and fails are just human and not God.
Thanks@TJ,Swag,Rhoda,beloved,pidgin writer, Justified mum, Yoriyori, may God bless you for ur kind words, prayers and encouragement. @Ladybug, I think you need to face some serious problems in life to know that some people just need words of encouragement in their lowest moment.
It’s like some of you here don’t have a life outside this blog,because I fail to see how what a cockroach in this blog says to me will make me so restless that I will come back and type epistle about it.
OYO, nothing is worth taking your sleep. Not to mention comments on blogs. Please dust it off and move on. May God surprise you beyond your expectations.
Lmaooooooo @reasonable doubt you that was responding till after on yesterdays SP???? Lmaooooooo as the yard rottweiler that you are. Buahhahahahahahahahahaaahaha you and angelraysdk and Eka Joy na the same umbilical cord tie una. I'm sure you eat bile for breakfast, acid for lunch and agbo to brush your teeth at night. Na greet I just dey greet o. I know say you go come bite yourself like yesterday SP. Watch it...3...2...1..
Thank you all, I appreciate your encouragement .@bv pidgin writer, thanks so much for your kind heart. Don't let me collect from the little you have. I won't send Stella my details. Thanks so much, may God surprise you too... The most important thing I need us your prayers. Thanks and God bless
Dear, I understand you, cus I am also an emotional person, but no one on this blog can get to me, cus I am living my reality, which is very different from what people may think of me, most times I don’t even reply anons or people. Drop your comment and move on To all the thieves detectors we have on this platform, weldone o... all of them are also seeking for attention and are also beggars on the low cus they have also been given one or two things, so who made them judge over those that beg? Aunty if you want to beg, beg dear, it’s not like the money is coming from their pockets so what’s your own? Don’t let anyone get to you. They are not any better
O.Y.O...I'm shocked to read this, so you can write EPISTLE. Wonderful. It takes a little push to make you guys exhale.
You typed about 350 words up there, clear and concise that means you are learned. King Xoxo has explained herself down there, I picked this paragraph "It is not about who your father was or is. Stop walking around like you have a curse on your head. Stop walking around with self pity. If you need help, be straightforward ask for it. Be straightforward to thank people who helped you. Be straightforward to know when it is time to stop asking for help and start doing something so you too will help someone". It's about time you moved your legs and brains.
This is where I'm angry with you; 1. You failed to attach your Degree and the grade you made. 2. Your location 3. Your religious denomination 4. Your age bracket You no fit market yourself? Now to your father's friends, attending a course at that time with those Elitists means either your Dad was also an Icon of A Manufacturing Firm, a Boardroom Guru or a Grandmaster of Managerial Gimmicks.
These people move and employ each others' wards and offspring quietly. Chief Christopher Kolade alone oversees over 14 solid firms and you're here typing gibberish. If he can't get you into Cadbury Plc, it has Sister Companies who may pay you less but you will be on a good spring board, he can get you there. What you need is the name of the very private HR Company recruiting for those companies but through him. He won't write or influence your grade points. Sorry, he never will. You have to be in topform all by yourself. Don't know if you're Anglican I would have suggested you walk to the Office of the Bishop of your Diocese. Armed with your Dad's pictures, your cv and home info, he knows the next step to take.
Problem is many of you just go to church and go home, no link to the Clergymen and their wives. These Masters obey them a whole lot.
The orthodox churches have huge money lying fallow in the accounts, do you know it is Directors of Lagos firms that invest those monies?
Or you're one of those that stay a distance and be shouting BLOOD MONEY, OCCULT MONEY, OGBONI MEN. If you're Yoruba I give you one example. Chief Adeosun that owns the biggest loveliest mansion in Ikoyi with exotic mobiles is a heavy investor for the Anglican Communion. It is no juju shit story, He is the main Treasurer of the Diocese, he made and still makes heavy returns from Real Estate. EFCC got nothing on his Rolling.
Get going and pray to God to go before you. Me if I need certain things, I invade Daddy's Study, pick the small locker for Complimentary Cards and pour it out. Search for contacts, do colour photocopy of the cards and return it. Then I move. The stage they need to talk to him they call him to say "that last one na fire o, she doesn't give up".
If your Dad is tired out but not fagged out you can find your destiny. Open your mouth first the right sources are there. Were some of them not having special dining dates in your home when you were growing up? Find their kids too na. Don't be ashamed of where you are, some of them can bring you up.
Abeg, leave all ur stories at xhlrated and King xoxo, if u haven't walked in people's shoes, you won't understand. No be self pity, pls. So you think I just sat and looked while doing nothing? Just remember me in your prayers if you don't have what to say again and if u know u can help me with a job, kindly tell Stella so I can take it up from there and I hope u won't stop half way. Talking is easy but acting it out in the real world isn't easy as ABC.
I remember a chronicle that was sent with this story. The whole LBS thingy.... was that you? Funny enough, I remember I wanted to do a giveaway to you in August (as birthday mate with your son) but I dont even know what happened *scratches head* very unusual
Hmmmm. Interesting. I now understand your personality better.
Quickly; What's your location Age bracket Denomination Course and grade. That's all I need in my inbox or here if you so wish. Don't give your cv to personal medium, always submit to Professional HR Firms. This is a blog.
Did you see what Chikito wrote? There's something about this your name. Change it woman. Change it.
People of this blog, pls, always remember me in your prayers poop that whoever wants to be of help should help me oooo, I don't know whom I offend o. Every near success syndrome in my life shall come to an end today... Amen. Blog visitors, everything isn't begging, pls understand. Begging isn't even the way forward but how God should just answer my prayers. Thank you all
Xhlrtd P, pls, how do I inbox you? Can I go through Stella? Pls ,don't raise my hope by stopping half way because of spiritual bondage because this has been happening and I am tired. I will change my blog name to grace found me.
I have sent to Stella to help me send to you and Chikito. If this yolk can be broken through you, then I will know God truly exists. I don't want money, I swear, help me with a job. Thanks
Gba Woroworo! 'gba woroworo Γ¬yΓ‘ yΓn n'gbadun ni yΓ rΓ‘, Γ³ yΓ αΊΉ gba woroworo!'
We Nigerians can never escape from our hopeless destiny. I don't believe we can ever! For these politicians have figured just how best to distract our fickle minds with glaring and colorful 'woroworo.' A woroworo by the way is a rattling, very noisy, wonderful toy that induces hypnosis especially in kids. They've figured out the perfect way to deliver unto our patently naive minds- delicious smorgasbords of stable drama to keep us occupied till we miss our redemption moments. While our infantile minds seem to be on some kind of sugar-high: crazily hyperactive; and keeping fantastic scores for a fair political game only happening in our thoroughly deluded minds; we vehemently defy sleep, rest and relaxation just to stay hopelessly on guard duty, on some kind of defection-watch over some crafty state looters constantly shifting the goalposts of our lives so they could keep scoring vital goals for themselves and for their yet unborn generations. I wonder if any of you rabid stalwarts foaming in the mouth like packs of DΓ¬gbΓ²lugi Dogs has ever given it a serious thought just how to defect from this endless cycle of orΓibΓΊ?!
I really don't know how to break it to Waki without hurting his feelings that Professional Wrestling is just an elaborate soap coming alive in a foursquare ring!
'gba woroworo Γ¬yΓ‘ yΓn n'gbadun ni yΓ rΓ‘, Γ³ yΓ αΊΉ gba woroworo!'
Abeg make una no vex for me this morning, I want ask one question ooh. Wetin dey make some shit smell and some no dey smell?
Four years ago I was in Lokoja for a contract work. The office I am working through is after Ganaja junction and have up to seven staff and a pretty receptionist. I think that receptionist is from Igala, her smile alone is an invitation to toast her. Ok I developed interest, I stylishly started taking care of her lunch. Anything for a fine woman hahaha.
One evening I was pressed, I wan go shit but getting to the passage entrance to the toilet, the odour that has taken over the whole area is better imagined than described.
Na so I para ooh, who dey do this kind thing here? Abi you no well? You want kill us here? I was saying that with laughter ooh. The person inside didn't respond. Some staff who heard my voice rushed to see what it was but ran away when they couldn't withstand the smell. Even the director walked pass and said this is terrible, who is in there? I said Oga I no know.
So finally the door opened after like forever, maybe the person was ashamed in there. Na my Igala crush ooh chimoooo. E be like make ground open make I enter. I no even know when I greeted her good afternoon for pass 5pm. She bone no answer me. As soon as she approached her desk, two werey staff (ladies) bursted out laughing, obviously to her. That was the end of the beginning abi na beginning of an end for my crushing. Later I discovered those two ladies aren't in good terms with her.
Chaiii na so I take lose my Igala friend ooh. She no come send my lunch again, me self no fit look am for face again. Chaiii Teejay you fall hand ooh walahiii lolzxx. How would I have known she was the one in there? I be dey suspect one guy way dey follow me put eyes for the babe. Whoever told me while growing up that women shit doesn't smell only but lied. But did I do anything wrong?????
I must stand out syndrome has really enslaved you.Ndo!.Imagine the useless epistle you typed this morning all in the bid to get noticed. Small boy..Age is really a number in your case.
Another foolish and senseless comment. So the females in your house do not use the toilet? You call people miscreants when your English level as someone who call himself a graduate is abysmal. What’s the difference between you and those who forge certificates?
@Olori not even tush clinic, like all those local clinics where one Nurse from Hell with funny footwear will open jaws wiiiiide like Jonah's whale and shout 'Oga Apollo, OGA AAPOOLLOOO, wey ya card?? I say wey ya card???? Mtsheww.
If I mention the one that looks like SLOT in Computer Village, some people will not sleep well this night.
Please doctors I need help o. For the past 3 months I’ve been menstruating twice in a month. Meaning once in two weeks. Is everything okay? I ran some text and my pvc is below 40.
It's nothing to be anxious about. Sometimes periods occurs twice a month. And if you just take a minute to Google it, you'll understand why. However, still visit your doctor to ensure there are no underlying issues.
Sometimes, periods are skipped totally due to hormone imbalance. Our bodies will continue to evolve as we grow. Try to understand it and treat it well, and you'll be okay.
Thanks everyone..... okay I’ll try and see a doctor. It’s just that I’m in a new city where I don’t even know my left from my right. I don’t even know when I ovulate now kos of d mix up. Oluwa shanu mi! I’m not taking slimming tea or on family planning.
"Okobo kii b'imo si'tosi!" (The Impotent's offspring are never nearby or ever found. They are whereas scattered about, in some distant land- a Yoruba Proverb) ...another "Mugun-joyous" story! I swore to refrain from thinking about it or grant it the slightest, dissenting opinion publicly- for the fear of "Volatile-Muguns" that pecks ominously at the back of the mind! And there's no known shield to safeguard anyone from the sharp teeth of "The Piranhas Of Faith!" Sad...
good morning beautiful people. So I'm in a dilemma right now and I need brilliant suggestions. so, I traveled to another state and I was supposed to return home today but I went for a D appointment but I still intended to go back today but my bag got switched inside d bus I took and my dad kept calling my line so I called him with a different number and told him I lost my phone. Now, I've been able to contact the person who took my bag and d exchange will happen today. Now my problem is how to tell my dad I've found my phone. hope my story is understandable sha? Pls I need brilliant suggestions and no judgment plsssss
You dont want judgement cus ur hands are not clean, you don go fuck finish abi? See your crooked story sef. "You lost ur phone but ur dad kept calling" how did u know? So u want us to believe u put ur phone in ur travelling bag? not ur handbag? Tueehh get out of here
I should my brain cells to help you look for a lie to tell your father you went to fuck?? Because my own brain cells are for what? Peradventure you here anybody shout 'Oloriburuku', just shout promptly 'Present Ma!'
Tell him you kept calling your phone and the person that found it picked and want to give it back to you. Show him evifence of you txing and calling your phone with the number you used to call your dad.
Dearest anonymous, yes I went to fuck, didn't u see where I said so? I didn't want people like u here dats why I said no judgment. Now run along if u don't know what to tell me. PS. I didn't lose my phone.
Thank u anonymous 8:46. Oxygen no vexπ Lady bug, I should tell my dad I went to fuck? Kukuma kill me Indiana my dad is going to question my ass out.
Good morning to you Stella and to all BVs, both visible and invisible!
Its been a very busy week for me and it's gonna get even busier in the coming weeks.
I thank God for giving me the strength and the courage and also for sending the right person into my life who also encouraged me to make this move. A dream that I have never shared with anyone is coming into fruition....
One day at a time sweet Jesus That's all I'm asking from you Help me oh Lord to take it one day at a time.
It's not what others say about you that counts. It's what God says about you and what you say about yourself that counts. When you know who you are, you won't allow others to define your worth...so learn to rise above some people's misguided opinion about you and don't let it affect what God says about you. You all should have a fabulous day today.
Bububhahaabubuhahaha!!! @ Lady, @ Anno said # a Passport cost more than ur Future!!!! Mehnnnnnnnnnn Locate d nearest Transformer as Hug ur Buggy sef. Elaaaaaaa.I chopest Not
Yinmu,which serve hot,I repeat nobody uses blackberry passport again,it is archaic,no wonder nobody answered your colonial question,my future is so bright,you need glasses to see it, foolish thing!
Come back again tomorrow to ask your stupid questions ππππππππ
Xhlrtd P- It's actually the audio for my voice notes. I literally can't hear a thing. I feel like I must have switched off something somewhere, but can't figure it out. And Google is not helping.
@12:04- When you are finally able to buy a phone with your own money, instead of your refurbished hand me downs, then you can speak. While you wait for the impossible, wipe all that snot off your nose. It doesn't look pretty.
Oh ok. Sorry about that. Seems Martins Aboy is not available today. Let me assist.
You may have to do the following; 1. If it's WhatsApp; go to your settings/applicaions/WhatsApp. Then scroll to permissions, check if you disabled "microphone" Enable it anud restart your phone.
2. When next you hold down the power button and volume up down key buttons to screenshot, do not allow it to show "off". It affects some APPs. Reduce to a minimum not zero. Check your volume keys, take up and restart your phone.
3. Download the Blackberry Virtual Expert and enter your voice notes to run a diagnostic test. It will show the errors and rectify it.
4. Using a USB hub, plug your Priv into a computer, copy the voicenotes to the computer, play it there. Delete the one on your phone and copy back the playing one.
For no 4, if you're scared or not computer savvy, get to the nearest customer mobile centre near you the boys around that unlock phones and flash Sims will assist.
Pele. I understand your vex because Passport cost over 130k 3 years back.
ππππππ,130k 3 years back,hanty throw away that phone, technology has moved away from that shitπππππ,hanty blackberry passport ππππππ
Morning my beautiful people. Remember, it's not how long but how well. That your friends are making it now and riding big cars doesn't mean you won't one day. That they are getting married every Saturday doesn't mean you won't get married and be celebrated as well. Our time is just different . Be positive and be happy. Have a beautiful weekend.
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My dear anon, just like yori yori said, marriage is for everyone.God has already destined a man for every woman and a woman for every man . We just need to pray that we won't miss our spouse. That he/ she will locate us.
Just finished reading the boxing post,you guys are crazy a swearπππππππππππππππππ. Been very busy lately....missed all your dramas.
Those who have no joy in them will always find any means to remove happiness from other people's life. There is a virtue in you that others covet, and when they can't have it, they try to pull you down. A capsule case here is Joseph. They tried, but couldn't. So also, you shall be a sign and a wonder unto your generation. In Jesus name good morning and blissful weekend.copied
O.Y.O Yesterday was IH drama, I trolled everyone and you were not specifically targeted. If you left that comment on Spontaneous post, I would have ignored.
You need to let go of the self pity and sentiments. You have so perfected in it that you always see yourself as a victim. Self pity can never get you the breakthrough you need. Bv handouts can help for a while but will not break that door open for you. What you need is a broken door of breakthrough and you can only get it through GOD. We have all had our fair share of struggles. I had a story just like you, I didn't wallow in self pity. I was on this blog going through it , no one knew except God. He answered me big time. In fact when I was going through it, I will come here laugh, disagree with people but never took anything to heart. I didn't walk like a victim, I didn't start any self pity rants because I dislike the sympathy of men. I dislike the handouts of men. It is either God or God.
It is not about who your father was or is. Stop walking around like you have a curse on your head. Stop walking around with self pity. If you need help, be straightforward ask for it. Be straightforward to thank people who helped you. Be straightforward to know when it is time to stop asking for help and start doing something so you too will help someone.
Don't even think for a second that it is only you with a story and know the appropriate time to tell your story. Don't come on a post specifically called IH drama and think you will not have drama. That is why every post is not for everyone. That is why we have varieties for people with their taste.
Above all, ensure you pray this morning. It doesn't matter if your father schooled with Pat Utomi or not, it doesn't matter if you came from a privileged home or not, one day of favour from God is better than 100 days of labour. Focus on God and not another man's path. God can raise your dad at any age. It is never late for God.
But first, walk like a victor, have a mindset of a victor and not a victim. Then watch God bless you.
My Daddy na big man no be by mouth. Follow your bourgeoisie circle, dem no dey hear. There'll be insults and a little humiliation here and there but the end is always cool.
Just encourage her, you don't know people journey in life. If something is spiritual, there's nothing one can do to make it easily except the yolk is broken..... .. Let sleeping dogs lie
Thanks for the 2nd paragraph @XOXO It is important for some of these people to understand that even though we dont come here to sing about our daily challenges, it doesnt mean we dont have issues on our minds. What baffles me is how a person focuses so much on the negative, that it begins to reflect in the things they say or write. I'm like: How did you get so defeated?
Personally, if I tell you i have a problem this size --- know that it is actually this size ---------. And I am just informing you so you are aware, or maybe for encouragement. But not cos I need help from you. At this stage in my life, I cant stand negativity or pessimism. Things are already too complex to complicate any further. Let us all hold our own and pray to God.
12:21 its YOKE not YOLK. Is it a coincidence that O.Y.O wrote YOLK too?? Hmmmm
Good morning lovelies. It's a foggy cloudy day not harmattan yet.
Slept late and woke up early again. Oriegwu. My hands won't touch water me gat no strength so after prayers my eyes are fixed on 151 watching Ramsey Noah's Tempting Fate. My sister in law and others are equal to the task except for the 2 little wahala ones who have refused to enter bathtub, hiding under my duvet.
The political circle is set for 2019. Congrats Sir Peter Obi and Alhaji Atiku Abubakar. There's too much work to be done. Hit the ground and get it going.
Stella Kork...ndo. Be strong and do exploits. That means no swallowing of comments? Kikiki
Boxing ring post... sorry to all bumbums that got whooped and to those that ran away.hahahahaha pele o, you fight another day. It was lit. You guys tried.
King xoxo mystery... You is a real Mvp. Along with others brought old memories. E-kisses.
It's an owner Saturday but my body is singing a different tune.
πππππ, foolish anonymous,you think I need the useless love here,when I get all the love needed in my real life,you can't even be in the circle I belong,too much freshness dey worry me
Tightass Bug. If you really have Love like you claim,I wonder how u will b if you don't ve Love. I reject your Circle in Jesus name. Too much bitterness and brokenness naaa dey rush you. A Loved person will DEFINITELY not write like you do.
Hey my people! It's spontaneous right? Make I gist Una wetin happen for my house.4days my hubby decided to be sleeping in d guest room cos I said something bad to him(he can keep malice for Africa) so everynite I sleep alone while he sleep in d guest room.I say I no go beg am cos his own too much.So on d 4th nite I woke up around 2am.Kai one idea jst enter my head.I went to d guest room.thank God it wasn't locked.I woke him up & said someone is at d bedroom window trying to open it,I was trembling. The bobo rushed to d room while I followed behind.immediately he enter I rush lock d door & said he must sleep here.he was jst looking at me.After a while he lie down o.the gbenshing DAt follow no be here o.na so I bring my hubby back o.yeye men
Please if there's anyone suffering from OVARIAN CYST here,make warm ginger water your every second take. And stop drinking cold water or bathing with cold water pls. It thrives in a cold environment. Daily intake of warm ginger water shrinks it and reduces the pain.
i have become too strong i am beginning to hate it.iv become too lonely that i leap at any slightest sign of affection, i keep my head high like nothing is happening like everything is ok.i have tried to be happy with myself, like i dont really need anybody to find happiness. but all those motivational speeches are overrated.i just broke down last night crying when i realized that i am as lonely as f**k.being a single parent is crazy. a lot of expectations from people Gosh even my child is lonely too.is it too much to ask for a partner?i just need someone to lean on when i am tired. this emotional burden is wrecking me.
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ReplyDeleteGuess y'all had a nice night??ππ
Its official!!!
Harmattan is now live reporting all the way from Kano..πππππ
Na October we still dey ooo..ππππ
That's by the way..!!
I have good news.πππ
Who wants airtime???
The thing don start for here small small.
DeleteHarmattan in October.... Wonderful
DeleteI want airtime but it has to be MTN #5,000 or more. ππ
Is true ooh. The weather here is terrible and not good for single brothers like us. Lead us not into temptation oh Lord.
DeleteHarmattan is here too.
DeleteGod I thank you for restoration of health. Malaria is a joy killer walahi. Thank God I'm back on my feet. Teejay, do and bring the babe home ooh. We the umuada are eagerly waiting to receive her.
Na sidown look get me this morning
Teejay u get pillow na
DeleteGood morning I want airtime oh as you no gree declare me winner of the counting of emojis.
DeleteYes ooh @Princess, I need am ooh!!! Ola I get pillow but.....
DeleteTeejah, I think say you dey pH? Wey you see the harmattan na? With all the rain wey don dey fall this week.
DeleteI want o. Etisalat airtime. No harmattan here o
DeleteHarmattan by this time? Hian
DeleteOlawealth I want airtime o. MTN. Thanks
Ola biko bless me too with airtime. Good morning
DeleteGood morning bvs!
DeleteOla I need card o.mTN pls.
Nepa have mercy on us na, since Wednesday
I really don't get this weather and conji thing for you people o.
DeleteSo if you were in the abroad and it's snowing or prolly really cold, you'd be straffing around like rabbits okwaya?
When is snm?
ReplyDeleteKeep asking dear, a closed mouth is a closed destiny, you will get your answer soon.
DeleteMust you wait for SnM before you meet the one? What happened to being more social, out going, and having warm disposition about you.
DeleteSmall time now chronicles go full ground about fvcks boys wey una meet for SnM.SMH
Dec 25th
DeleteLol
Yaaaaaaaay, it's finally weekend!!!!
ReplyDeleteHad a Super Busy week, Thank God for life!!
I'm super grateful to God for always always showing up for me, he's the God of the 12th hour..... What are you grateful for ??
Good Morning
Super grateful for life.
DeleteGrateful for sound health.
DeleteMehn I'm grateful for life.
DeleteHad the worst case of acidity, my body was on fire! I can't even explain it.
Hubby has low sperm count 5m and quick ejaculation too, his people are on my neck thinking I'm the one with the problem. O! Lord! why me? If only I can tell them so they get off my back.
Delete@anon 9:22, tell him to warn his people to stop disturbing you.
DeleteIf he doesn’t, when his people ask you tell them to talk to their brother that you’re ok on your part. Let’s see who shame will catch.
Hmmmmm... Reasonable doubt if only is that easy. That will means murdering his ego and mine too. I have been telling them we are both fine and waiting on God as we have a child already, so why are they bothering me.
DeleteThey said is 10yrs since we got married with only a child. I asked them what of those without?
I don't wish this even on the devil.
They are just foolish. Your husband should tell them the God that gave you the first one will do it again.
DeleteFoolish family
Helloπππππ
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone reading and commenting...
Good morning everyone
DeleteOff to the gym, Saturday aerobics is bea, then swimming afterwards.
Happy Saturday to us all. I repeat, I shall never ever be a beggar on SDK blog,N-E-V-E-R! King Xoxo, it's just a pity u misunderstood me. I pray near success syndrome won't come ur way and that when you finally and successfully get want you want to achieve in life, the devil won't use people against you, this world is deep and no one knows tomorrow. A beggar can never be satisfied and they will never move forward as we see them here. Pls, where have I ever begged before for you to have said I have benefited one way or the other?I leave everything into God's hands,may God judge accordingingly.Those that wanted to give me then did so on their own accord and thank God they never gave me. I pray from my deepest heart that God should break the yolk of devil in my life first(pls,bvs,always remember me in your prayers) so that I can be successful in life. I believe in honesty is the best policy and I am a principled person.For your info, Xoxo, I was from a very privileged home before the devil struck till date (but I shall overcome in Jesus name). My dad was the first set of those that attended Lagos Business School then @ VI in 1995 with Pat Utomi being his lecturer with Bunmi Oni of Cadbury then, including Christopher Kolade and the likes and they even went to Barcelona in Spain for their graduation ceremony . Yori Yori, I pray that whatever you lay your hands upon shall prosper, you shall be blessed beyond your imagination for your encouragement and words of advice. That anon that talked about prayers, I will google it also, thank you,may God bless you. In all, try to be nice to people for you don't know what they are struggling with in life.Even though I don't have much, I still do the little I can to help others and God in His infinite mercies too will remember me for my act of kindness one day. #smiles#
ReplyDeleteDon't worry dearest, God will surely come for you when it is your set time to be blessed. You will always be in my prayers.
DeleteLike seriously you had sleepless night on top blog matter? You owe no one any explanation. Just do you on here and move. Also stop taking things said to you here to heart. I know it's difficult but you have to try and do it. I was there.
DeleteMehn, you go get headache plus HBP if you take everything you read here to heart. You see Lafresh's advice up there, adhere to it.
DeleteOh dear. Whatever it is, I pray with you... Your Miracle is sooner than you imagine.
Delete#beenThere #doneThat
May God bless n be with u oYO for this words. I don talk am say no be everybody b beggar here just because me talk wetin I dey pass tru here, now my name here nah 419. Nah me knw wetin I dey face for this life but I pray everything dey alright as I want so I go dey help people because I know how sufferness be for body. @OYO I go like give u small something, u go help me manage am because me sef stil dey manage. May God help everybody. I go mail aunt Stella about it. Enjoy ur day dear
DeleteOyo please take Lafresh's advise, don't take things personal here. Your blog personality doesn't reflect who you truly are in the real world. Everyone here cannot have the same perspective of you, but that doesn't mean you should always bend to their will, & try to adjust so they can like you. No one here can assassinate anyone's ID or stop you from posting whatever you deem fit, except you choose not to or Stella doesn't approve the comment, so learn to develop a thick skin. Type with your hands & not your emotions.
DeleteIt is well with you, most of us have been through bad situations at some point, but came out strong & victorious. When live knocks you down, you don't just sit there on the ground but get up, dust yourself & move on.
I think you should also change your prayers to Thanksgiving, instead of asking God for what you don't have, start thanking Him for what you do have. I pray you find encouragement with this.
Abeg go Siddon for corner dey sip zobo, mtsheeeeew πππππ
DeleteYou should not have allowed stupid people get to you like this. People that don't add value to your life are thrown into the garbage. They are on this blog. You allowed yourself sleepless night because of idiots
DeleteSorry and please try to be happy. It is God that gives. Those that promised and fails are just human and not God.
Continue looking unto God. o
Awwww don't let people's words get to you
DeleteEyah
DeleteIt is well with you
Keep doing midnight prayers, all yokes shall be broken. Also, don't allow blog comments to get to you.
Cheers
Thanks@TJ,Swag,Rhoda,beloved,pidgin writer, Justified mum, Yoriyori, may God bless you for ur kind words, prayers and encouragement. @Ladybug, I think you need to face some serious problems in life to know that some people just need words of encouragement in their lowest moment.
DeleteDon't take blog matters to heart. Just trust God in your life and keep praying to Him. It is well with you dear
DeleteDon’t take things personal, most times people just talk for fun. God bless you and come to your aid.
DeleteLearn to separate blog ish from your real life, you will live a happy life.
DeleteIt’s like some of you here don’t have a life outside this blog,because I fail to see how what a cockroach in this blog says to me will make me so restless that I will come back and type epistle about it.
DeleteSorry nah eka joy I go send message. @Oyo please, check your mail.I just mail u now. Stay blessed dear
DeleteOYO, nothing is worth taking your sleep. Not to mention comments on blogs. Please dust it off and move on.
DeleteMay God surprise you beyond your expectations.
Lmaooooooo @reasonable doubt you that was responding till after on yesterdays SP???? Lmaooooooo as the yard rottweiler that you are. Buahhahahahahahahahahaaahaha you and angelraysdk and Eka Joy na the same umbilical cord tie una. I'm sure you eat bile for breakfast, acid for lunch and agbo to brush your teeth at night. Na greet I just dey greet o. I know say you go come bite yourself like yesterday SP. Watch it...3...2...1..
DeleteThank you all, I appreciate your encouragement .@bv pidgin writer, thanks so much for your kind heart. Don't let me collect from the little you have. I won't send Stella my details. Thanks so much, may God surprise you too... The most important thing I need us your prayers. Thanks and God bless
DeleteDear, I understand you, cus I am also an emotional person, but no one on this blog can get to me, cus I am living my reality, which is very different from what people may think of me, most times I don’t even reply anons or people. Drop your comment and move on
DeleteTo all the thieves detectors we have on this platform, weldone o... all of them are also seeking for attention and are also beggars on the low cus they have also been given one or two things, so who made them judge over those that beg? Aunty if you want to beg, beg dear, it’s not like the money is coming from their pockets so what’s your own? Don’t let anyone get to you. They are not any better
It is well n I say Amen dear.God guard n protect u n send a helper to u ijn. Stay blessed
DeleteO.Y.O...I'm shocked to read this, so you can write EPISTLE. Wonderful. It takes a little push to make you guys exhale.
DeleteYou typed about 350 words up there, clear and concise that means you are learned.
King Xoxo has explained herself down there, I picked this paragraph "It is not about who your father was or is. Stop walking around like you have a curse on your head. Stop walking around with self pity. If you need help, be straightforward ask for it. Be straightforward to thank people who helped you. Be straightforward to know when it is time to stop asking for help and start doing something so you too will help someone".
It's about time you moved your legs and brains.
This is where I'm angry with you;
1. You failed to attach your Degree and the grade you made.
2. Your location
3. Your religious denomination
4. Your age bracket
You no fit market yourself?
Now to your father's friends, attending a course at that time with those Elitists means either your Dad was also an Icon of A Manufacturing Firm, a Boardroom Guru or a Grandmaster of Managerial Gimmicks.
These people move and employ each others' wards and offspring quietly. Chief Christopher Kolade alone oversees over 14 solid firms and you're here typing gibberish. If he can't get you into Cadbury Plc, it has Sister Companies who may pay you less but you will be on a good spring board, he can get you there. What you need is the name of the very private HR Company recruiting for those companies but through him. He won't write or influence your grade points. Sorry, he never will. You have to be in topform all by yourself.
Don't know if you're Anglican I would have suggested you walk to the Office of the Bishop of your Diocese. Armed with your Dad's pictures, your cv and home info, he knows the next step to take.
Problem is many of you just go to church and go home, no link to the Clergymen and their wives. These Masters obey them a whole lot.
The orthodox churches have huge money lying fallow in the accounts, do you know it is Directors of Lagos firms that invest those monies?
Or you're one of those that stay a distance and be shouting BLOOD MONEY, OCCULT MONEY, OGBONI MEN. If you're Yoruba I give you one example. Chief Adeosun that owns the biggest loveliest mansion in Ikoyi with exotic mobiles is a heavy investor for the Anglican Communion. It is no juju shit story, He is the main Treasurer of the Diocese, he made and still makes heavy returns from Real Estate. EFCC got nothing on his Rolling.
Get going and pray to God to go before you. Me if I need certain things, I invade Daddy's Study, pick the small locker for Complimentary Cards and pour it out. Search for contacts, do colour photocopy of the cards and return it. Then I move. The stage they need to talk to him they call him to say "that last one na fire o, she doesn't give up".
If your Dad is tired out but not fagged out you can find your destiny. Open your mouth first the right sources are there. Were some of them not having special dining dates in your home when you were growing up? Find their kids too na. Don't be ashamed of where you are, some of them can bring you up.
Good luck!
*sorry about the rant*
Abeg, leave all ur stories at xhlrated and King xoxo, if u haven't walked in people's shoes, you won't understand. No be self pity, pls. So you think I just sat and looked while doing nothing? Just remember me in your prayers if you don't have what to say again and if u know u can help me with a job, kindly tell Stella so I can take it up from there and I hope u won't stop half way. Talking is easy but acting it out in the real world isn't easy as ABC.
DeleteI remember a chronicle that was sent with this story. The whole LBS thingy.... was that you?
DeleteFunny enough, I remember I wanted to do a giveaway to you in August (as birthday mate with your son) but I dont even know what happened *scratches head* very unusual
Hmmmm. Interesting. I now understand your personality better.
DeleteQuickly;
What's your location
Age bracket
Denomination
Course and grade.
That's all I need in my inbox or here if you so wish. Don't give your cv to personal medium, always submit to Professional HR Firms. This is a blog.
Did you see what Chikito wrote? There's something about this your name. Change it woman. Change it.
In your best interest!
People of this blog, pls, always remember me in your prayers poop that whoever wants to be of help should help me oooo, I don't know whom I offend o. Every near success syndrome in my life shall come to an end today... Amen. Blog visitors, everything isn't begging, pls understand. Begging isn't even the way forward but how God should just answer my prayers. Thank you all
DeleteXhlrtd P, pls, how do I inbox you? Can I go through Stella? Pls ,don't raise my hope by stopping half way because of spiritual bondage because this has been happening and I am tired. I will change my blog name to grace found me.
DeleteI have sent to Stella to help me send to you and Chikito. If this yolk can be broken through you, then I will know God truly exists. I don't want money, I swear, help me with a job. Thanks
Delete*yoke*
DeleteBudget! Budget! Budget!
ReplyDeleteHeadache! Headache! Headache!
I'm tired abeg. Nothing good comes easy π
Your wedding is on budget,I trust you go dey price everything like fishπππππ
DeleteIf you like dey do budget things,me I sha want the wedding dress to be dope.
DeleteNot on a budget. I'm just doing budget. Abi dem dey go ahead without budgeting
Delete@Oyo please, check your mail.I just mail u now. Stay blessed dear
DeleteHappy weekend SDK and BVNs
ReplyDeleteGba Woroworo! 'gba woroworo Γ¬yΓ‘ yΓn n'gbadun ni yΓ rΓ‘, Γ³ yΓ αΊΉ gba woroworo!'
ReplyDeleteWe Nigerians can never escape from our hopeless destiny. I don't believe we can ever! For these politicians have figured just how best to distract our fickle minds with glaring and colorful 'woroworo.' A woroworo by the way is a rattling, very noisy, wonderful toy that induces hypnosis especially in kids. They've figured out the perfect way to deliver unto our patently naive minds- delicious smorgasbords of stable drama to keep us occupied till we miss our redemption moments. While our infantile minds seem to be on some kind of sugar-high: crazily hyperactive; and keeping fantastic scores for a fair political game only happening in our thoroughly deluded minds; we vehemently defy sleep, rest and relaxation just to stay hopelessly on guard duty, on some kind of defection-watch over some crafty state looters constantly shifting the goalposts of our lives so they could keep scoring vital goals for themselves and for their yet unborn generations. I wonder if any of you rabid stalwarts foaming in the mouth like packs of DΓ¬gbΓ²lugi Dogs has ever given it a serious thought just how to defect from this endless cycle of orΓibΓΊ?!
I really don't know how to break it to Waki without hurting his feelings that Professional Wrestling is just an elaborate soap coming alive in a foursquare ring!
'gba woroworo Γ¬yΓ‘ yΓn n'gbadun ni yΓ rΓ‘, Γ³ yΓ αΊΉ gba woroworo!'
Baba waki will not kill me....i rest my case
Good morning to you all..happy weekend
Ⓜc pinky
Good morning
DeleteRhoda Rex..i off my boxer greet u oooo..God bless u today
DeleteMc pinky
You get time to read this your epidemic essayπππππ
Delete
ReplyDeleteAbeg make una no vex for me this morning, I want ask one question ooh. Wetin dey make some shit smell and some no dey smell?
Four years ago I was in Lokoja for a contract work. The office I am working through is after Ganaja junction and have up to seven staff and a pretty receptionist. I think that receptionist is from Igala, her smile alone is an invitation to toast her. Ok I developed interest, I stylishly started taking care of her lunch. Anything for a fine woman hahaha.
One evening I was pressed, I wan go shit but getting to the passage entrance to the toilet, the odour that has taken over the whole area is better imagined than described.
Na so I para ooh, who dey do this kind thing here? Abi you no well? You want kill us here? I was saying that with laughter ooh. The person inside didn't respond. Some staff who heard my voice rushed to see what it was but ran away when they couldn't withstand the smell. Even the director walked pass and said this is terrible, who is in there? I said Oga I no know.
So finally the door opened after like forever, maybe the person was ashamed in there. Na my Igala crush ooh chimoooo. E be like make ground open make I enter. I no even know when I greeted her good afternoon for pass 5pm. She bone no answer me. As soon as she approached her desk, two werey staff (ladies) bursted out laughing, obviously to her. That was the end of the beginning abi na beginning of an end for my crushing. Later I discovered those two ladies aren't in good terms with her.
Chaiii na so I take lose my Igala friend ooh. She no come send my lunch again, me self no fit look am for face again. Chaiii Teejay you fall hand ooh walahiii lolzxx. How would I have known she was the one in there? I be dey suspect one guy way dey follow me put eyes for the babe. Whoever told me while growing up that women shit doesn't smell only but lied. But did I do anything wrong?????
Nonsense talk πππππ
DeleteI must stand out syndrome has really enslaved you.Ndo!.Imagine the useless epistle you typed this morning all in the bid to get noticed.
DeleteSmall boy..Age is really a number in your case.
LMAO!...na woman shit dem first take do atomic bomb.
DeleteThe boss man tuale for you. Wetin that miscreants above you dey yarn lolzxxx. E be like them no eat sleep last night hahahaha....
DeleteAnother foolish and senseless comment. So the females in your house do not use the toilet? You call people miscreants when your English level as someone who call himself a graduate is abysmal. What’s the difference between you and those who forge certificates?
DeleteGood morning.
ReplyDeleteFeeling lazy with my friends and 99others. πππ Wanted to do some cleaning o, but here I am. Still in bed and pressing my phone.
Pele....oya receive strength
DeleteMc pinky
Rhoda Rhoda,you are coming up with gist,so nice of you ππππ
DeleteGood morning lovelies and Happy weekend πππ
ReplyDeleteWho else notice that GTBanks doesn't have gate. All their branches I know, non is with gate. My Observation though. πππππ
Rumour has it that Amosun has defected to ADC because Akinlade was not choosen, politicians are not loyal at. Just observing π π
Good morning madam Olori.
DeleteI noticed too.
DeleteAnd why does every Sterling banks look like an eatery ?
And why does First Bank look like a clinic?
DeleteOne thing I like about GTB is their architectural design,their buildings always stand outπππππ
DeleteHaha haha that is an invitation to bank with them
DeleteGood morning Olori, it's true o. No gate at all
DeleteEhn, I am not alone
DeleteHahahahahah, sterling bank looks like eateryππ
First Bank like clinic πππ
@Olori not even tush clinic, like all those local clinics where one Nurse from Hell with funny footwear will open jaws wiiiiide like Jonah's whale and shout 'Oga Apollo, OGA AAPOOLLOOO, wey ya card?? I say wey ya card????
DeleteMtsheww.
If I mention the one that looks like SLOT in Computer Village, some people will not sleep well this night.
Hahahahahahha.... Anonymous 9:59
DeleteKuku kee me πππππ
This anon you are crazy kai
DeleteFirst bank my bank don suffer
Olori Orente...hahaha
DeleteYou've joined bad gang.
What is "who else notice"?
Abeg o.
Please doctors I need help o.
ReplyDeleteFor the past 3 months I’ve been menstruating twice in a month. Meaning once in two weeks. Is everything okay? I ran some text and my pvc is below 40.
Not OK, visit the hospital.
DeleteYou better carry your punani go hospital ππππ
DeleteMay be it is fibroid. Just visit your doctor and complain. Not good at all
DeleteAre on any family planning plan?
DeleteHay! God, now i'm really scared...@ anon 8:08 I'm also experiencing same thing.
DeleteIt's nothing to be anxious about.
DeleteSometimes periods occurs twice a month.
And if you just take a minute to Google it, you'll understand why.
However, still visit your doctor to ensure there are no underlying issues.
Sometimes, periods are skipped totally due to hormone imbalance.
Our bodies will continue to evolve as we grow.
Try to understand it and treat it well, and you'll be okay.
Her Green Pastures
Are u on family planning?
DeleteAre you taking slimming tea? Some have that side effect
DeleteThanks everyone..... okay I’ll try and see a doctor. It’s just that I’m in a new city where I don’t even know my left from my right. I don’t even know when I ovulate now kos of d mix up. Oluwa shanu mi! I’m not taking slimming tea or on family planning.
DeleteBeautiful Saturday morning to everybody. Una goodmorning oo
ReplyDeleteBubu2019 all d way
Hmmmm...bubu 2019
Delete"Okobo kii b'imo si'tosi!"
(The Impotent's offspring are never nearby or ever found. They are whereas scattered about, in some distant land- a Yoruba Proverb)
...another "Mugun-joyous" story! I swore to refrain from thinking about it or grant it the slightest, dissenting opinion publicly- for the fear of "Volatile-Muguns" that pecks ominously at the back of the mind! And there's no known shield to safeguard anyone from the sharp teeth of "The Piranhas Of Faith!"
Sad...
Mc pinky
Today is Arise walk for life. If you're anywhere on the Island,join us now at Eko Atlantic. It's gonna be fun #AriseWalkForLife
ReplyDeleteHow do I locate youπππππ
DeleteHahahahaha Lady bug. I'm standing on the right towards your left angle facing the North
Deletegood morning beautiful people. So I'm in a dilemma right now and I need brilliant suggestions.
ReplyDeleteso, I traveled to another state and I was supposed to return home today but I went for a D appointment but I still intended to go back today but my bag got switched inside d bus I took and my dad kept calling my line so I called him with a different number and told him I lost my phone. Now, I've been able to contact the person who took my bag and d exchange will happen today.
Now my problem is how to tell my dad I've found my phone. hope my story is understandable sha? Pls I need brilliant suggestions and no judgment plsssss
Lie Lie girl.
DeleteShut up oxygen and just tell me wat to do
DeleteYou dont want judgement cus ur hands are not clean, you don go fuck finish abi? See your crooked story sef. "You lost ur phone but ur dad kept calling" how did u know?
DeleteSo u want us to believe u put ur phone in ur travelling bag? not ur handbag? Tueehh get out of here
I should my brain cells to help you look for a lie to tell your father you went to fuck?? Because my own brain cells are for what?
DeletePeradventure you here anybody shout 'Oloriburuku', just shout promptly 'Present Ma!'
Tell him you kept calling your phone and the person that found it picked and want to give it back to you. Show him evifence of you txing and calling your phone with the number you used to call your dad.
DeleteIf i shut up, how do i tell you? through my anus? Rude girl! I wont help you cook up lies to serve ur dad.
DeleteHahahaha na really lie lie girl. My dear keep lying. You started it, so you have to complete the lies
DeleteWhy didn't come out straight to your dad,why lie?,when you lie,it becomes a ripple effect,you keep lyingππππ
DeleteHmm. Just tell him that someone found your phone for you. Finished!
DeleteDearest anonymous, yes I went to fuck, didn't u see where I said so? I didn't want people like u here dats why I said no judgment. Now run along if u don't know what to tell me.
DeletePS. I didn't lose my phone.
Thank u anonymous 8:46.
DeleteOxygen no vexπ
Lady bug, I should tell my dad I went to fuck? Kukuma kill me
Indiana my dad is going to question my ass out.
Hahahaha this anon I hope you collect better money for the fuck because it will be painful
DeleteGood morning to you Stella and to all BVs, both visible and invisible!
ReplyDeleteIts been a very busy week for me and it's gonna get even busier in the coming weeks.
I thank God for giving me the strength and the courage and also for sending the right person into my life who also encouraged me to make this move.
A dream that I have never shared with anyone is coming into fruition....
One day at a time sweet Jesus
That's all I'm asking from you
Help me oh Lord to take it one day at a time.
You all have a peaceful and happy day.
Grateful heart
Good to have you back missA
DeleteThank God for you. Enjoy your day
DeleteIt's not what others say about you that counts. It's what God says about you and what you say about yourself that counts. When you know who you are, you won't allow others to define your worth...so learn to rise above some people's misguided opinion about you and don't let it affect what God says about you. You all should have a fabulous day today.
ReplyDeleteAnd when you finally get the chance to treat them as badly as they have treated you, i pray you choose to walk away.
ReplyDeletePlease does anyone use a Priv or Blackberry Passport here?
ReplyDeleteBlackberry passport?,you want to take us back to the colonial eraπππππ
DeleteJust shift to the left please so intelligence people can speak.
DeleteA Blackberry Passport costs more than your future.
anon has kukuma killed lady bug. kwakwakwakwakwkawakwa
DeleteBububhahaabubuhahaha!!!
Delete@ Lady, @ Anno said # a Passport cost more than ur Future!!!!
Mehnnnnnnnnnn Locate d nearest Transformer as Hug ur Buggy sef.
Elaaaaaaa.I chopest Not
Hahahaahahahahahahahaah
DeleteLadybug has been served hot this morning lmao
Anony 08:44 ... why don't you be specific. Table your questions and get answers.
DeleteIs your phone not downloading APPs?
Yinmu,which serve hot,I repeat nobody uses blackberry passport again,it is archaic,no wonder nobody answered your colonial question,my future is so bright,you need glasses to see it, foolish thing!
DeleteCome back again tomorrow to ask your stupid questions ππππππππ
Xhlrtd P- It's actually the audio for my voice notes. I literally can't hear a thing. I feel like I must have switched off something somewhere, but can't figure it out. And Google is not helping.
Delete@12:04- When you are finally able to buy a phone with your own money, instead of your refurbished hand me downs, then you can speak.
While you wait for the impossible, wipe all that snot off your nose.
It doesn't look pretty.
Oh ok. Sorry about that. Seems Martins Aboy is not available today. Let me assist.
DeleteYou may have to do the following;
1. If it's WhatsApp; go to your settings/applicaions/WhatsApp.
Then scroll to permissions, check if you disabled "microphone"
Enable it anud restart your phone.
2. When next you hold down the power button and volume up down key buttons to screenshot, do not allow it to show "off". It affects some APPs. Reduce to a minimum not zero. Check your volume keys, take up and restart your phone.
3. Download the Blackberry Virtual Expert and enter your voice notes to run a diagnostic test. It will show the errors and rectify it.
4. Using a USB hub, plug your Priv into a computer, copy the voicenotes to the computer, play it there. Delete the one on your phone and copy back the playing one.
For no 4, if you're scared or not computer savvy, get to the nearest customer mobile centre near you the boys around that unlock phones and flash Sims will assist.
Pele. I understand your vex because Passport cost over 130k 3 years back.
ππππππ,130k 3 years back,hanty throw away that phone, technology has moved away from that shitπππππ,hanty blackberry passport ππππππ
DeleteThank you so much Xhlrted P!
DeleteI do appreciate this.
Ikwawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaikwakwakwawkwawawawa
DeleteI don see wetin I go tell that my useless colleague wey mouth be like drum.
'(inserts my own word COSTS MORE THAN YOUR FUTURE!!!!!!!
Ikwawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
SAVAGE!!!!!
Who's ready for today's match biko?
Morning my beautiful people. Remember, it's not how long but how well. That your friends are making it now and riding big cars doesn't mean you won't one day. That they are getting married every Saturday doesn't mean you won't get married and be celebrated as well.
ReplyDeleteOur time is just different . Be positive and be happy. Have a beautiful weekend.
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To vote @stelladimokokorkus as BLOGGER OF THE YEAR
Text sma18 stella to 33352
its a lie, tell them the truth, marriage is not for everybody
DeleteHahahagaha anon it is for everyone. Just that you choose not to get married
DeleteMy dear anon, just like yori yori said, marriage is for everyone.God has already destined a man for every woman and a woman for every man . We just need to pray that we won't miss our spouse. That he/ she will locate us.
DeleteNoted
ReplyDeleteBeautiful morning all. Enjoyed my sleep.
ReplyDeleteBusy day today. Body dey do me one kind. Na just to rest but for where.
Let me get ready.
Love you all as God loves us all
Thank you Lord for today
ReplyDeleteJust finished reading the boxing post,you guys are crazy a swearπππππππππππππππππ. Been very busy lately....missed all your dramas.
ReplyDeleteThose who have no joy in them will always find any means to remove happiness from other people's life.
ReplyDeleteThere is a virtue in you that others covet, and when they can't have it, they try to pull you down.
A capsule case here is Joseph. They tried, but couldn't.
So also, you shall be a sign and a wonder unto your generation.
In Jesus name good morning and blissful weekend.copied
Cold morning ooooo
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend bvs
Mummy j
DeleteSaw ur reply to Castle Windsor yesterday. Did she tell you the supermarket guy was standing on one foot?
Good morning everyone and have a fun filled weekend...
ReplyDelete@Yori Yori Princess, I Haileth thee from this side... π
My biggest dearie I catch am ooo my hands dey up for you
DeleteA friend is celebratinh her birthday later today. Still thinking of what to wear. I will surely go by 7pm after today's job.
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If you like stroll in nekid.
DeleteWhat are you buying for her.
Abi is it needle and thread you want to dash her?
Hahahahahq una just wicked on this blog
DeleteHahahahagahah
DeleteAnons wee kill person this morning
Noted
ReplyDeleteA peaceful morning my People..
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ReplyDeleteYesterday was IH drama, I trolled everyone and you were not specifically targeted. If you left that comment on Spontaneous post, I would have ignored.
You need to let go of the self pity and sentiments. You have so perfected in it that you always see yourself as a victim. Self pity can never get you the breakthrough you need. Bv handouts can help for a while but will not break that door open for you. What you need is a broken door of breakthrough and you can only get it through GOD. We have all had our fair share of struggles. I had a story just like you, I didn't wallow in self pity. I was on this blog going through it , no one knew except God. He answered me big time. In fact when I was going through it, I will come here laugh, disagree with people but never took anything to heart. I didn't walk like a victim, I didn't start any self pity rants because I dislike the sympathy of men. I dislike the handouts of men. It is either God or God.
It is not about who your father was or is. Stop walking around like you have a curse on your head. Stop walking around with self pity. If you need help, be straightforward ask for it. Be straightforward to thank people who helped you. Be straightforward to know when it is time to stop asking for help and start doing something so you too will help someone.
Don't even think for a second that it is only you with a story and know the appropriate time to tell your story. Don't come on a post specifically called IH drama and think you will not have drama. That is why every post is not for everyone. That is why we have varieties for people with their taste.
Above all, ensure you pray this morning. It doesn't matter if your father schooled with Pat Utomi or not, it doesn't matter if you came from a privileged home or not, one day of favour from God is better than 100 days of labour. Focus on God and not another man's path. God can raise your dad at any age. It is never late for God.
But first, walk like a victor, have a mindset of a victor and not a victim. Then watch God bless you.
KING XOXO MYSTERY
I Love 4 this ur Reply.
DeleteThough u r noy necessarily my everyday crush, Girl U is Smart
Deep
DeleteKing Xoxo...thanks for breaking it down for her.
DeleteMy Daddy na big man no be by mouth. Follow your bourgeoisie circle, dem no dey hear. There'll be insults and a little humiliation here and there but the end is always cool.
Just encourage her, you don't know people journey in life. If something is spiritual, there's nothing one can do to make it easily except the yolk is broken..... .. Let sleeping dogs lie
DeleteThanks for the 2nd paragraph @XOXO
DeleteIt is important for some of these people to understand that even though we dont come here to sing about our daily challenges, it doesnt mean we dont have issues on our minds. What baffles me is how a person focuses so much on the negative, that it begins to reflect in the things they say or write. I'm like: How did you get so defeated?
Personally, if I tell you i have a problem this size --- know that it is actually this size ---------. And I am just informing you so you are aware, or maybe for encouragement. But not cos I need help from you. At this stage in my life, I cant stand negativity or pessimism. Things are already too complex to complicate any further. Let us all hold our own and pray to God.
12:21 its YOKE not YOLK. Is it a coincidence that O.Y.O wrote YOLK too?? Hmmmm
Two people I come here to read their comments; XP and King XOXO Mystery. I always learn something reading your epistles.
DeleteGod bless you both for always taking the time to give practical advice. Thank you so much
Bravo @XOXO, I think you have a very kind heart. You are so funny and I enjoy your kind of fight, it is not the better type.
DeleteBitter type.
DeleteGood morning beautiful people
ReplyDeleteGood morning lovelies. It's a foggy cloudy day not harmattan yet.
ReplyDeleteSlept late and woke up early again. Oriegwu. My hands won't touch water me gat no strength so after prayers my eyes are fixed on 151 watching Ramsey Noah's Tempting Fate. My sister in law and others are equal to the task except for the 2 little wahala ones who have refused to enter bathtub, hiding under my duvet.
The political circle is set for 2019.
Congrats Sir Peter Obi and Alhaji Atiku Abubakar. There's too much work to be done. Hit the ground and get it going.
Stella Kork...ndo. Be strong and do exploits. That means no swallowing of comments? Kikiki
Boxing ring post... sorry to all bumbums that got whooped and to those that ran away.hahahahaha pele o, you fight another day. It was lit. You guys tried.
King xoxo mystery... You is a real Mvp. Along with others brought old memories. E-kisses.
It's an owner Saturday but my body is singing a different tune.
Y'all have a funfilled weekend.
Ngwanu bye!
Morning Xp.
DeleteLet me perch here.
Wen it was#Drama post,The Tightassed unloved Bug could not hold her Fort,my BAD!! Who evn loves a BUG????
Hahaha.
DeleteAbeg make una bone Lady Bug. She's a fine chic don t know why she likes wahala like this.
#shudders
πππππ, foolish anonymous,you think I need the useless love here,when I get all the love needed in my real life,you can't even be in the circle I belong,too much freshness dey worry me
DeleteXp let them knowπππππππ
Tightass Bug.
DeleteIf you really have Love like you claim,I wonder how u will b if you don't ve Love.
I reject your Circle in Jesus name.
Too much bitterness and brokenness naaa dey rush you.
A Loved person will DEFINITELY not write like you do.
Hey my people! It's spontaneous right? Make I gist Una wetin happen for my house.4days my hubby decided to be sleeping in d guest room cos I said something bad to him(he can keep malice for Africa) so everynite I sleep alone while he sleep in d guest room.I say I no go beg am cos his own too much.So on d 4th nite I woke up around 2am.Kai one idea jst enter my head.I went to d guest room.thank God it wasn't locked.I woke him up & said someone is at d bedroom window trying to open it,I was trembling. The bobo rushed to d room while I followed behind.immediately he enter I rush lock d door & said he must sleep here.he was jst looking at me.After a while he lie down o.the gbenshing DAt follow no be here o.na so I bring my hubby back o.yeye men
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha enjoy jare. Yeye men truly
DeleteLMAO. You get sense. I raise Beyonce hand for you.
DeleteKikikikikiki
Too much sense will not kill you!πππ
DeleteYou spoke his language and he understood you.
Please if there's anyone suffering from OVARIAN CYST here,make warm ginger water your every second take. And stop drinking cold water or bathing with cold water pls. It thrives in a cold environment. Daily intake of warm ginger water shrinks it and reduces the pain.
ReplyDeletei have become too strong i am beginning to hate it.iv become too lonely that i leap at any slightest sign of affection, i keep my head high like nothing is happening like everything is ok.i have tried to be happy with myself, like i dont really need anybody to find happiness. but all those motivational speeches are overrated.i just broke down last night crying when i realized that i am as lonely as f**k.being a single parent is crazy. a lot of expectations from people Gosh even my child is lonely too.is it too much to ask for a partner?i just need someone to lean on when i am tired. this emotional burden is wrecking me.
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