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Wednesday, October 03, 2018

Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narrative.....

Na wah.....









STAND ALONE NARRATIVE

BROUHAHA BETWEEN FRIENDS...


Good day Stells and fellow beeves in the house, please help me dissect this my long epistle and tell me were I went wrong...



I reconnected with a friend(Mary) I lost contact wit from Uniport early last year, I was so excited I had 2 use her pic as my DP. My very good friend Funsho(we lived in the same compound while in school) dm 2 ask the person on my DP and I told him he might know her coz she used to visit our lodge back then, he says I should hook them up he likes her coz he's looking to get married, I refused.



After so many weeks of disturbance with him sending me money+ recharge cards, I decided to tell my friend about him. I told her the Funsho I know from school and I visited in his base likes women o, but the way he's been disturbing me about you I guess he's serious, it's left for you to study him yourself to know if he's serious.


I connected them and I went about my business, 3 days later she called me to tell me her B-Day was the next day and Funsho asked her 2 come to his base in Benin so he will celebrate it 4 her, I asked her what she tot about it and she says she's been celibate for more than 2 years after her last relationship, no much friends in PH not to talk of Bf that she's contemplating going. I told her I would have preferred the guy cums to PH instead, she says OK.


The next day Funsho sends me card, I call to thank him and he tells me my friend was on her way to Benin(i was shocked) and 
that she'll be staying a week or more so they can get 2 know each other.


 Later in the evening she calls that she was with him in Benin I ask if she likes him she says yes, the only thing I told her was that she should be herself don't pretend, cook good food and keep his house clean that me I met my guy today, the next day we had s#x 3months later he proposed, sum guys will chop and still run so she should not let sex be an issue if a guy sees you and wants to marry you s#x or no s#x he will.


After 4 days she calls me that she's at the park heading to ph, I was like I tot your guy says you'll stay 1week? She says the guy is not serious that after he promised not 2 touch her that he kept pestering her 4 s#x so she told him she wants to leave....

I say no problem, safe journey, because I told them I won't put mouth in their affairs and nobody should involve me.

After some days she calls to tell me Funsho has blocked her everywhere and not picking her calls, that he promised to send her money, he's a fake guy doing yahoo yahoo that's she's going to report him to EFCC blablabla....


I called funsho to know what the problem was, he told me that when he 1st met her at the park, his spirit didn't accept her but he brushed it aside, also what he saw in her picture was totally different from her real self, but he waved that aside coz he already liked her but that my friend is lousy, she talks anyhow, she wakes up n goes straight 2 parlour to watch film that even 2 make the bed she sleeps on is hard, that throughout her stay it was his boy that was going 2 market and preparing food. 


He also said that night she came they had s#x,that he just wanted to try his luck and was surprised she agreed, her tohtoh was very loose, he tot maybe it was alcohol but the next morning it was still the same, for someone that had not had s#x for more than 2yrs is the place not supposed to be tight? All this made him tell her to leave that he wants to travel, she even begged him that she'll wait till he comes back but he refused....


I was weak, I just told him to send her the money he promised her for hair and move on since he doesn't want again.. I also called her to apologise but she no gree me talk, said so many horrible things about my friend that he's fake, she went thru his phone he has so many gals he's dating blablabla... I told her she fuck up, why did she sleep with him that same night despite celibacy claim? Why did she not cook and clean in the house(she says he told her not to worry that his boy will do it) me I told her she fall my hand big time..



After a week or so it was Funsho's B-Day I used him as DP, next thing she calls me and starts insulting me that I planned with Funsho to use and dump her, that after everything he did I still use his picture as DP(was she expecting me to delete him)? that I was the one who told her that she should sleep with him, I was like so if I tell you to put hand in fire will you do so, she kept quiet. Next thing she deleted and block me everywhere..


I just used my own self to do example how did I push her into it? The same funsho she said was not serious did his wedding last month in PH? Please where did I go wrong coz I just met one of our mutual friends yesterday and the the way she spoiled my name I was not happy that's why I want you guys to judge this matter.. Where did I go wrong please???




*Gosh messed up story that gave me headache......let me read comments

151 comments:

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    1. If I were her I will be angry with you as well, you went and gisted him of her being celibate, was that your business? And yes the guy behaves like a small boy, common hair money he can’t give her, see all the things he mentioned, so because she came to spend a week she should turn to house girl, you dint settle the matter well and it looks like you sided with the guy

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    2. Youre here blaming her... Who sent a grown woman to leave her state and travel to go spend one whole week with a total stranger, cus ur friend vouched for him... is that smart? I fear some girls courage... not like uve met him once or twice b4 thinking of spending the night oh, one complete week... and ure blaming another person

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    3. @push, she told him herself that she was celibate for more than 2 years so if she comes no s*x.. Not me Abeg.. Do you know how much he spent on her drinks, food,in beer parlour daily and shopping for clothes in less than 4 days? She drinks alcohol like fish,

      Atleast first time of meeting a man, you go hide ur bad character small, you get drunk and start talking rubbish in his friends & colleague front, which man will take you seriously?

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    4. Truth be told you are not a good friend. You encouraged her to have sex with him on the 1st day she listened to your advice and now you are reprimanding her for having sex on the first date. It's not fair it's not her fault that your friend didn't like her cause if he did all these things would not matter. The only reason he didn't like her is because she wasn't as pretty as her pictures and he now started looking for every fault in her. What does he mean by she wakes up and goes straight to the parlour?? Somebody you invited to your house is she supposed to be acting as your maid or what? And beside he told her not to worry that his boy would take care so what is the problem now? Or did he expect her to be forcing things and look desperate just because she's looking for marriage? Your friend didn't use and dump her per say but what he did is still wrong.
      Secondly your female friend has no right to get mad at you because you still keep in touch with him, both are your friends and it's normal for you not especially when they have different versions of what transpired between them. Since she can't accept the fact that you still keep in touch with him just move on and give up on your friendship with her. The friendship didn't add nor reduce anything to your life

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    5. The girl is fake, sex or no sex a man will marry who his hart fall for, ladies be real to any man you meet, don’t tell him about your past relationship,but be your self stop lies, she said she had not had sex for two yrs, that’s a lie, she told her friend she will not go, but she did,she lied that the guy was asking for sex, she lied too. She is too fake.

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    6. It is always better to close tohtohoooo
      Once tohtoh dey drip water, you give guyman, im go chop clean mouth ooo.

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    1. as youre typing this... one lady is somewhere opening leg wide like Shoprite door.

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    2. Why is everyone not seeing that funsho is a bad person. I can bet you her vagina isn't loose he just said that to belittle your friend. What sort of man says that about a lady to her friend for that matter.
      I think Funsho already had a girl in Benin. He just saw your friend liked her and wanted to sex her. Who travels that early to go and meet a guy. If he wanted something serious he wld have taken time to know her. And if he really wanted her, not cooking or cleaning apartment wont make him dump her so fast.he will atleast talk to her about her laziness and react later if she still won't change..... he wanted a fling from the start or you're friend just wasn't his spec. I don't blame her for feeling used. Imagine being celibate for a reason for 2yrs then you finally let your guard down and have sex and the guy dumps you.
      She shouldn't blame you but Funsho isn't innocent.
      My friend that introduced me to my ex that did me so wrong. He even got back with his ex, engaged her and did introduction while still dating me. Even my friend that introduced us wasn't aware because the guy stays in the Abuja while we are in PH. I never blamed her for one day, because she was unaware. But one thing is my friend blasted the guy and doesn't even speak to him and his sister again.
      If my friend was still his padi I honestly don't know how I will feel. My friend rained curses on the guy on the phone that I didn't even do much fighting because this guy told my friend he was dating me for marriage and that is why my friend agreed to give
      him my number when he said he liked me. My friend wont give my no to a fuck boy knowingly.

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    3. Funsho had no girl in Benin, I even heard from her close friends that she does runs in ph as she's yet to get a job.

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    4. Jeez poster just shut up already! You are so full of bile

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    5. 18:31 you are a dirty malevolent creature. See how you are running down your 'friend' just so you and that your male prostitute will good? You are more useless than an enemy. Disgusting thing.

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    6. Poster u r evil, this your reply just gave you away u are a devil jesusJ she's doing runs? You must-have toldtfunsho that too may i never have a friend like u

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    7. Poster,
      She is not your friend. She is someone u happen to know a little about. Your response here gave u out.

      Both of you are loose girls.

      #hadeyhalaba

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    8. Jealousy, Envy, Competition is all I sense in ur tone.
      She intentionally kept quiet wen Funsho was running her down, if u call someone a friend, y not defend them? Was it because of d marriage card( she no go marry b4 me) made u advice her to have sex? Cos in ur words, who takes a girl DAT have sex so fast seriously..
      U have complex issh

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    9. Poster, you are a snake! You claim to be her friend but you are actually her enemy. From your write-up and your replies, it's either you envy that lady so much or you wanted that Funsho guy for yourself. How can a man say such nasty things about someone you call a friend and rather than defending her, you took sides with him.

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    1. How old are you people please?

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    2. Old enough to get married and have kids.

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  4. Baby girl it’s because it didn’t work out between them that’s why she is mad at you. Give her some time to get over it and then try to reach out to her again, if that fails then let her be as long as you know that you truly didn’t set her up to be ‘used’ even as she clearly lied about a lot of things to make her not come across as desperate. It’s normal for her to feel how she does because she travelled all the way with the hope that something would come out of it only to be dumped.

    I don’t know why women feel like sex is something only men enjoy, as long as it is consensual you better enjoy it and stop crying ‘used’ after the act.

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    1. Ladies feel used cus their hearts are mainly involved before & long after sex... but with most guys its mainly the pleasure of the moment till ejaculation then ure back being a strangers, thats if his heart hasnt connected with his loins..
      Just like bluetooth, you pair before transfering... if you transfer fluids before pairing, it "rarely" registers.

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    2. @your last paragraph.

      I can never understand it either, that's why i tell my ladies, don't have sex because you think it will keep your man, get you a ring, or as payback for stuff you are getting.

      Have sex cos you want it. And make you sure you are satisfied when you do it.

      Have an orgasm each time you hit it.
      Use him too.

      And move the hell on if it crumbles.

      What is worth sinning is worth sinning well.

      Lots of people would end up in hell for sex they didn't even enjoy.

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    3. Lol..This guy you did crack me up..but word though!

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    4. All I deduced from this is that the girl exchanged her friend for money.

      And that one was dumb enough not to discover the guy is scam.

      3 days after speaking to someone, you already decided to go visit him. You didn't give enough room to know more about this person.


      SMH for all parties involved

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    5. @bipolar u made mega sense. Have sex cos u want to not in exchange of something and if it crumbles afterwards, don't feel broken cos u slept with him, only cos he broke up with u.

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    6. @Oxygen Lol it’s simply because the expectations from both genders differ. See how easy it was for the guy to mention he had sex with her and described the depth of her walls while the lady lied about it. It’s because the society judges sexually liberated women more than men 😁.

      @Bipolar lol it’s how women were made to feel about sex growing up. You do know that compared to men, women are expected to be chaste before marriage but no one asks the same of men, are women sleeping with themselves? No one is holding men to the same standard as they do women so it’s psychology.

      @Eka Joy, I don’t agree that she exchanged her friend for money. So many people are married today because one friend contacted the other. Let’s even assume that was the case, was it the poster that asked her to travel or sleep with him too? Remember she hid these details from her friend.

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    7. thank you Doppelganger nothing more to add.

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  5. This story made laugh, come over to Benin, fiam you don fly reach Benin, the last person I hooked up with a guy and she eventually married him is keeping us malice(DH and I) Pls let me join and read comments.

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  6. Funsho just want to chop and clean mouth.No love between them just "amu and otu "thing chemistry involve.
    She too fucked up big time,is she a baby .
    Common sense..
    Let her move on
    Both of them are not destined together..

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  7. Jeez, girl....
    May I never have a friend like you
    You are a two tongued betrayer
    So your friend should go and start cooking and cleaning unto what na
    YOU SOLD YOUR FRIEND OUT FOR RECHARGE CARDS. SHAME!
    You and Funsho the tattler deserve each other.

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    1. is the friend a Zombie?
      Abeg park one corner.. she earlier warned her that hes a womanizer, she still carry her bags and loose totoh enter that town of night flyers.

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    2. Didn't even see this before I wrote up there. She definitely sold her friend for money. She only posted this chronicle this way to seem innocent but even at that the guilt is still written all over

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    3. Anon, you must be a Pamela. You clearly don't understand friendship/ girls code
      When the Funsho started talking about loose totoh and all that cooking and cleaning crap, the poster should have shut him up and defended her "friend"
      If you are pimping your girl friend to a man then you should at least ensure the man treats her with a measure of respect!
      This poster will not tell me she wasn't aware the guy was engaged. She knew but she still connected her friend. the babe on getting there found out for her self and hence her anger. If I were this poster's friend I would even issue a restraining order against her cos she is a sellout.

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    4. God bless you RSQ. For recharge cards fa. Judas!

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    5. Thank you, exactly what I said, how dare you let a man talk so rubbishly about your friend and still celebrate him because of richarge cards

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    6. Rsq, I disagree totally with you, her friend decided to go to Benin on her own, don't think there's any sellout here

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    7. How exactly did she sell her friend? I'm sure you're as loose as that girl... mtschewwww

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    8. So Rsq, if you where in Mary's shoe's would you have visited Funsho days later and had s*x with him same night?

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    9. I rarely ever comment....but this post irks me to the bone!!! Nigerian women are the worst haters of themselves... Who listens to a man telling her that her friend has "loose tohtoh"??? Even if she actually has, isn't it foolish and disrespectful of you not to caution the he-goat? You have the nerve to reply comments saying you heard she was into runs....judgina...is it your runs??? If you want to be a friend, be one...if you're a hater, stay your hating corner...but people like you are confused, bitter, mean bitches and I'm really sorry for the people who think they're friends with You!!!

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  8. Babe you no try. You shouldn't have used the guy's picture at the peak of the bruhaha. You acted as if you have no conscience.
    The truth is that the guy is a player,he just played your girlfriend.

    As for your friend,I leave her for abortion minister.

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    1. People should learn to read & adhere to instructions! She warned her being at her own risk, & she chose to be herself..
      Fan you sef ignore MMM instructions "Use your spare cash" you no hear!

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    2. Her conscience is dead. God forbid!

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    3. @fan, Funsho was/is still my best friend while in school, he was there for me through thick and thin, you don't expect I'll choose Mary over Funsho Tufiakwa..

      Annon 15:36 Thanks God bless you .

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    4. Yeye poster that's how you will be used and dumbed too.. Bestie ko bestie nii.. U let a man talk bad about ur friend, I pity those that call you friends, tuehh yeye dey smell

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  9. Your friend is loose like her totoh.
    Shes not even ashamed of telling people & trying to spoil your name, knowing well that you'd tell them the truth!

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  10. Na wah oh for this chronicle, poster just face front ,you didn't do her wrong, that's why I hate matchmaking

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    1. You met a man today and you are already spending days in his house. Hia

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  11. Poster you're evil and I detest your kind of person. Why speaking from both side of your mouth? You advised her not to pretend,you told her to part her legs for the guy the same way you did and your guy still proposed to you..OK..she listened to your advice,parted her legs and the useless guy used and dumped her,same you came back asking her why she slept with him. I believe you truly set her up with your shitty friend even though you knew he just wanna eat and clean mouth. But i can see he has bribed you with recharge card. Tueh. The three of you deserved each other bcos all I see are bunch of irresponsible adult sleeping around.

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    1. They told you to remove that intelligent from your name you refused. Olodo. Where did you see her advising her to part leg? How is telling her to be herself advising her to part leg? You did not see where she told her not to go instead he should come over but she turned the advice down? She opened her legs wide and collected preek but it's the guy that used her. You have brain but you will not use it

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    2. Thank You jare. Poster is all shades of shady

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    3. What did you just type?

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    4. @ Anonymous 15:34, clap for yourself. You're saying someone should have intelligent removed from her name whereas you're very dumb yourself! I'm sure you can't even read properly because if you can, you would have come across the part where the poster said that she told her friend she had sex with her boyfriend a day after they met and that sex or no sex, a man who wants to marry will do so. In other words, she endorsed her friend having sex with Funsho. Got it? Your reply is just so irritating. Before, you advise someone to use her brain, make sure you use yours first.

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  12. Guys are totally wired differently, some guys will sleep with you on the first day, & keep up till they marry you, they dont mind... Someothers including myself, if i attempt and you mumu gree, sorry be your name, thats the last time you'd see me, except i really enjoyed it and id keep calling u for more but nothing ever serious... its just in my head, not your beauty or attitude, but youve lost great value in my eyes, i cant think of marrying u, never!!

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    1. So u think because u sleep with a girl first day makes her a hoe? People like u end up with the real hoes with this black man mentality of yours

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    2. No decent girl will off pant & sleep with you the first day she meets you... If you've done so anon 15:58 youre not decent, you might not be tagged a whore but certainly ure not a decent lady! Any lady that has had a one night stand is NOT decent... if uve changed good 4u. That her friend is not smart and very loose.... her case is even worse cus she was warned.
      Abi them force her go Benin? or to dash totoh??

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    3. So what exactly is the difference between the two other than that one owns up to what she is, while the other deceives herself; or that one gets paid up front and the other winds up with twisted chronicles for those who care to hear.

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    4. So ur white man mentality provides the antidote to feeling 'used and dumped' after spreading one's self out like chicken suya? Or does it provide the sure-fire guarantee for lasting, meaningful relationships? Perhaps it reduces the incidence of abortions or having to surround innocent children with negative energy while dragging them back and forth in toxic relationships? If it does none of those, then please park ur white mentality for one corner, let ppl see road.

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    5. Hmmm. There are really no rules to this game. Though I'm all for celibacy. What works for you may not work for another and vice versa. It just is.

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  13. That’s why I’m always scared to do this hook up for anybody. Abeg you people should meet by yourselves o. Last year , My friend (a guy) kept pestering me for one of my female friends .i said the only thing I can do was arrange a meeting. I went to take ice cream with my female friend and low key texted my male friend to come jam us there and pretend it was a coincidence . Lol. Well, they met and liked themselves , dated a couple of months , he proposed and now wedding loading in November..

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    1. Thank you. Don't ever hook me up. I don't want. I'd rather I meet someone myself. I can never fancy (have never fancied) anyone introduced to me.

      I don't hook people up and pls don't bother hooking me up

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    2. Never say never

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  14. Both you, your friend and forunsho are horrible people. you: he is your friend and you know his attitude yet you gave your besties number to him and your excuse is that he begged so much. You even insinuated to your bestie that sex on the first day is no biggie
    Forunsho: he is a fool. Looking for someone he just met face to face to cook for him. He never like her cos she wasn't his type n he didn't have the balls to send her away because he wanted sex too.
    Bestie: she's loose and naive and doesn't know what she wants. She lacks a mind of her own and goes on to blame to others for her mistake

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    1. If you're spending a week with someone, u supposed also cook nah. Whether you're a guy or girl. Host will cook most but if you offfer to cook something for me when you visit me, I really appreciate it. There got to be one food you cook really well that you say to the host, let me make this for you or let me wash the dishes or something

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    2. thank you Annon 16:58. How can you visit someone and you won't make d bed you got up from,prepare ur own food, after eating you won't wash dishes or do small house chores, is he ur houseboy abi who dey do the work for your own house? Abeg the gal is just lose n her friend has no blame in this

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    3. Oh me gad. What am I gonna do, as I freeze in the kitchen? Esp a foreign kitchen. Cooking is not really my thing. So anyone who hosts me thinking I will cook will wait. Other things I can do.

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  15. There are some of us who havent been in a relationship for one day and we are approaching 40 years. This life is not fair o

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    1. Really? are you a virgin?May God wipe away your secret tears before the end of November 2018.

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    2. You're responsible for ur status. You can begin from making friends. Stop keeping to yourself, open up and be friendly. Some of you are always looking for a perfect partner, who is not available anywhere. If you see some people's list of their kind of partner,you would wonder if God has to to create that person afresh.

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    3. God's got you. Are you male or female? Maybe you can send Stella your deets for IHN

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    4. Close to 40 never been in a relationship ????? I hope you were not one of those that use to do SU in school and never bothered mixing with people or socializing.
      Poster you need to start making friends and going out to one or two places. God will not create a man and place him in your bedroom.
      If you are fat try to loose weight. Always dress nicely and have your hair looking good.
      I also got married late at 35. But my issue wasn't even meeting men. My problem was never meeting the right men. Cos my standard was quite high even as I was getting older. I knocked 30 and all I was meeting was married men,.very rich ones .I dated a few,infact it was while dating a very rich one I met my husband. He wasn't so rich but he had an okay job and the parents are wealthy. I earn more but we are managing like that.
      At almost 40 poster you need to do something about your case and be rugged. No man will come and meet you in the bedroom.

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  16. Poster abeg mind your business, i don't like matchmaking because i don't want to be disturbed with stories that touch cos if anything happens you are the next person both parties will call, i don't have that time.

    But poster, are you sure your friend was not in a serious relationship and just wanted to use to loose girl?

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    1. No he was not,he met his wife and less than 6months they where married, he even said so on their wedding day.. He was seriously looking for a wife, but Mary fall her hand.

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    2. Match making has helped many people. Guess it is 50,50

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  17. You met a man and three days later, you're already travelling all the way to Benin to celebrate birthday. As in birthday...You've not celebrated birthday before or what?

    I think the Funsho already had a fiancée and just wanted to do a fast one.

    I blame your friend because everybody should learn to take responsibility for their actions.

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    1. Don't blame her. She was probably very interested and felt she was on an adventure. Lol. Some people can paint themselves all colours of the rainbow and make meaningless promises and you will believe them till you experience them first hand.

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  18. How did he meet the person he married last month if he wasnt dating her? Because of 'richard card' you sould out your friend. He just wanted to sleep with her and baby girl didnt even chill to stay like 5 days b4 opening leg. May God help us.

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    1. Do you think it's everyone that date for 4-5 years before marriage? I met my wife and in less than 4 months we got married, we'll be celebrating 7 years by 31st of this month. I totally feel this guy the lady failed to impress him on the first day so he just had to let her go let her count her lose and move on. Poster you are not to be blamed at all.

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  19. What a responsible man kiss and tell. What a mumu lady open leg cos her so called friend said so. What a friend collects money from a guy just to convince her friend to travel all the way from PH to Benin just be messed up. Please leave the lady alone to mourn her ordeal. It feels bad to be used and dumped.

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    1. where did she write that she convinced her friend to travel? Did you not see where she told her friend to allow the guy visit first? Otondo I must comment

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  20. Poster, she felt betrayed because she followed your advice. She's right to be angry. Try and pacify her.
    People should know that everybody's formula are not the same. What worked for other might not be your pattern.

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  21. The most important point here is the issue of Makeup. When u wanna do hook up please send make up free pic so guys know wat them getting. Period

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    1. LMAO 😀😁😀 please leave us and our makeup

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    2. the guy complained that all the pictures she sent was not what he saw �� Na dem sabi

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  22. A lot of the people saying you're a bad friend are ladies. Poster, you did nothing wrong. Girls are naturally terrible and she's only angry cus the guy lost interest. I believe she will have still slept with the guy, she only wants someone to blame. Please, let her go. You were open to her from the get go bout how he "used" to be. Friendship no be by force

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  23. This is why I hate matchmaking. I no even get friends to match make with anybody sef.
    My elder bro once asked me to get him a girl like me, I told him sorry bro there's only one Mhiz A...in this whole wide world so go get yourself a gal a leave me out of it.

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  24. Poster you are mad. Your friend is mad. Funsho is mad. The phone you used in typing and sending this story is mad. Your sense is paining you. What sort of childish story is this? Funsho played on your intelligence and also that of your friend. Pikins

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  25. I didn’t hook my friend up but she met him while visiting me, we stopped being friends because of all the drama and weird story that followed.
    Pleasing the world is an uphill task, just ignore and more on...so many nice people out there so make new friends cos you have lost this one

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    1. If u are the poster, then u are a pathological liar. U said he saw the pic from ur DP, now he met her while visiting. Evil friend! Back stabber!

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    2. Olive can't you see this one is talking her own experience? All the girls with loose tohtoh on this blog are just on the defensive �� ��

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  26. Hmm. Na wa. You said you didn't want to put mouth in their affairs yet you advised her to cook, clean, & indirectly asked her to give out the cookie? You claim not to put mouth in their affairs yet you where involved at every point of their affairs with every tiny little details? .It's OK. This your babe is naive I swear, for her to think that you connecting them both is a sure thing for the relationship to work out fine. & after fucking she's crying now. I personally think that funsho has a tiny pencil size penis hence he kept bad mouthing the girls vagina.& to think that it's not been long & he quickly married another girl that means he was already in a serious relationship before asking to meet your girl. He has always wanted to chop & clean mouth na. To worsen it you put up his pic, that means you are in support of the ill treatment, that guy is a bastard,he better send her the money he promised her. Anyway finally it's a lesson to your girlfriend, let her forge ahead & learn how to keep her legs closed,respect her self & add value to herself.

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  27. Guy man: chop clean mouth.

    Intecessor: chop recharge card and money.

    Ponyor giver: chop ponyor lashing.

    Everybody sha chop somting.

    Erm unku say 'he spirit dinnor accept her when he met her at the park' ba? But his spirit accept to lash her thoroughly later on the same night. Even lashed her again the next morning. Boya e use to use different spirit ni yen?

    Person wey offer prick plus person wey open totoh down like village well plus friend weydem fit sell for recharge card, all of una na malu.

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    1. This should be the reply of a lifetime. That spirit talk got me laughing, your spirit no accept am and you dey lash am

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    2. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  28. Girl, you are a wicked friend. I can imagine you jumping around happily while typing this rubbish you sent. You've always been jealous of your friend and yes, you set her up with the idiot funsho. The bastard already had someone he wanted to marry but just wanted to chop and clean mouth. It's typical of them. You're so shameless and evil. You used funsho's picture as dp when you know your friend is hurting? Gosh! Your friend might be bitter today but she'll be fine. Tomorrow na your turn and it doesn't matter if you're engaged or even married.

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    1. And even if she set her up is she a baby that can't say no to things?did anyone force her to go on that trip or did anyone force her to open her legs?does she not have sense to know what's right and what's wrong

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  29. Poster, your friend is a cheat, liar and a runs gal. I don't have issue with her runs. She lied to you about everything and wants to blame you for her actions. Nothing justifies her. Just don't go close to her. She can kill you

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  30. Any man that feels so comfortable describing the state and condition of your friend's privates with you must be a most irresponsible idiot. I have a feeling you must have slept with lousy Funsho for him to be this free with you.

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    1. If I had slept with him before maybe I would have been his wife by now.. But our friendship is way beyond that level, sorry I know you don't have ride or die makes friends around you without you sleeping with them.. Not everyone is as loose as you gerrit?

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    2. ....and if you were his wife by now, believe me, that would have been so great because the two of you really deserve each other. Shady, messy, slimy, disloyal duo!!! The truth is that you've wanted this Funsho guy for yourself all along but he probably has never seen himself having anything serious with you. So, when the issue of him asking your friend out came up, you got jealous. Karma is waiting for you.

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    3. @ Anonymous 19:12, you said 'not everyone is as loose as you gerrit?'. My question is: why the hell are you contradicting yourself? Aren't you the same person who said that you slept with your boyfriend a day after you two met? Please tell me, how is that not being loose? My dear, you are very very loose.

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  31. Poster, I don't think you have done anything wrong, you were just giving her the piece of advice and she did not use her initiative intelligently.

    She went there and open legs after telling her how the guy is crazy about women. She was used and dumped. The guy is a player. Girls will continue with same mistake over and over, they will never learn.

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  32. Hooking up people is good. Just be careful

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  33. Firstly, when you hook two strangers up... you cant tell them not to involve you. That is like doing all possible to exonnerate yourself from future drama. Never happens my dear!! Cos if it worked out, you would have been singing at the wedding "na me hook them up ooh 💃💃💃". You would even ask to do a toast on the D-Day. Na lie? Dont be shady now cos it didnt work out.

    Secondly, you should have warned him when he spoke about your friend's vagina. You are a woman too. Such conversation is not allowed. Except, of course, the guy has little regard for you..... Because he sends you recharge cards etc.

    Thirdly, your friend is obviously not smart. She shouldnt have gone to his place and perharps she did so because she was bored, she should have either kept her lega closed or had sex because she felt like it with no hard feelings/expectations.

    But she does have a right to be upset with you, especially as we both know your friendship with the guy wont continue if you werent getting little perks.

    Lol. Please dont bother about trying to explain yourself. Your friend is upset, and theres nothing you can do about that right now. Your reputation will be soiled by this until she eases off, accept it as part of the deal for trying to hook two people up. Its 50-50 and can go either way.

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  34. How is she a wicked friend? Hia world people. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Poster move on happily with your life. You did nothing wrong.

    We all should learn to take responsibility for our actions. You met a man now and you are already sleeping and rolling over in his bed, with your legs wide opened. You then turned around and blamed your friend, when your action came biting you in the bum.

    Poster, go on Youtube and look for a song called "Human" by Rag 'n' bone. Put it on loudspeaker so your friend can hear it from wherever she is.

    Agent Adaobi

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  35. Thank you so much Doppelganger, you seem to be one of the many few who understands the situation...

    First and foremost, I didn't give him my friends contact bcoz of money/card, I was the one who was requesting those things from him so that he'll get tired after a while.. But to my surprise he kept on pressurizing me daily for more than 2 months even to the extent of using her pics for dp. .

    When I saw the seriousness in him I told Mary everything Funsho said, I told her I know he's fine boy womanizer but she should take time to study him before taking him seriously..

    Immediately I gave him her contact, next thing she's already on her way to Benin even after I told her she should let him visit her instead, but she decided to go, remember it was even Funsho that called to tell me she was coming to visit..

    As per the sex advice, I only told her to be herself, dnt pretend, I did not tell her to go & open legs, even if I did is she a baby? This gal senior me by far oh..

    Also if you wake up in your own house, won't you make the bed you slept on? Brush teeth, make breakfast & make yourself useful around? How can a man go to work & come back to see you still in ur night wear, even to brush is problem.. The reason y some ladies r still single today is coz of their attitude!

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    1. Please shut that your mouth! You disgust me. Guilt is written all over you. I hate friends like you. Foolish girl.

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    2. Poster with friends like you one doesn't need enemies. Shut up!

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    3. In all of theses it's that stupid Funsho's wife I pity. Having a loose mouthed man whore as a husband. Gosh! He is not a catch. Your friend should not loose sleep over him. Apparently you have the hots for him too

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  36. With friends like you, no one needs an enemy. You are extremely disgusting and jealous.

    Can you see the reason , i advised yesterday's chronicle poster to sit her two legs in her parents house and don't follow the footstep of her friend? Because what your friend may escape, you may not be well equipped to escape it. Not everyone is street smart.

    I know you must have felt so jealous when your good male friend liked your friend , that made you to give her all the crooked advice in the world. You should have just hooked them up and stayed out of it with your unsolicited advice but No, the evil in you took over. That is why i am wary of girls hooking their fellow girls up, they will do whatever is in their power including backbiting you or sleeping with the man just to ensure the relationship doesn't work. You and Funsho are disgusting beings and she needs to block you as a friend, block you as an enemy, block your generation too.

    Just because of recharge card...ordinary recharge card.

    Next time, she should avoid friends like you, she should keep details of her sex life to herself and never accept any hook up from any female.

    By the way, Funsho getting married does not make him less disgusting. He is a disgusting human being.

    KING XOXO MYSTERY

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    1. You people are very quick in judging others,yet you are the most terrible set of people.

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    2. Block you as a friend, block you as an enemy, block your generation too 👏👏 epic!

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  37. Funsho was really serious but I guess her attitude really put him off..

    I never told him about her been celibate, she told him herself that no s#x if she comes & he agreed..

    He got married to a lady from the same uniport oh, they met in less than 6months they where married,someone introduced them..

    Funsho is not just a friend, but a brother he has been there for me from school till now, doing things that a female bestie wouldn't even do, you don't just expect me to blank him because of someone I reconnected not to long ago, moreover she was not been truthful to me and she didn't adhere to my advice.. So what did I do again? �� �� �� ��

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  38. Nna mehn, women na five five naira and them go give you ten naira change!

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  39. I agree the lady fumbled by travelling down to the guys place within 3days even after you warned her but not withstanding, You should have shut the guy up when he was describing your friend's vaginal and talking low of her, you couldn't even defend her, what sort of a friend are you and just at the peak of the situation, you celebrated him on your dp. Looks like you are happy with all the issues just because of airtime. That's not nice my dear, just let her be for now because no matter the explanation from you, she won't believe you didn't set her up.

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    1. Very cheap, hungry, disgusting friend that can sell anybody for a bowl of watery beans. May God strike anyone like you trying to approach me with everlasting scabies and BO/MO. Tueh!

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  40. Why does everybody believe the guy over the girl? She says they didn't have sex. He said they did. What if he lied about it? Anyways, this friend was warned before hand about the guy's reputation yet she still went but I believe she was influenced to visit him based on poster's advice and psyching telling her the guy is pestering for her number and all that so that must've made her believe he was really interested.

    But poster you are very insensitive to have put up that display pic shortly after all that went down. I'm not saying you should cut off from your male friend but you should have been more considerate of how bad she must have felt within the period and let time pass a little bit.

    One last thing for ladies that believe sex on the first night or not doesn't determine whether a guy will marry you...Yes, it may not however, it sure determines a man's spiritual standing and most likely the capacity of a man to be faithful in marriage afterwards. Dear ladies, the ring is not the prize and the wedding is only the beginning. Set high standards and values for yourselves so you can attract better. That it worked out for some doesn't mean it will work out for you. It's a gamble to live life based on other's opinions. Have your own moral code and live by it.

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    1. With God's code, u can never go wrong.

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    2. "The ring is not the prize,the wedding is just the beginning"deep and strong.thanks for this.

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  41. Please who is reading the poster's responses???? If you are, u will see that this girl is demonic and probably hate the guts of this her so called friend


    Poster, don't ever in your life call that girl your friend cos u are more of an enemy to her than a friend. I was guessing u were not being totally truthful and set this girl up to be dealt with but, now I'm no longer getting, I'm sure!!!


    How can u use 'tufiakwa' on suggestions of supporting ur friend who was being insulted by a scum of a boy.

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    1. Don't sound so juvenile my dear Eka, you claim to be a graduate act like one..

      I warned her that she shouldn't agree to visit Funsho, but allow him visit.. I told her that the Funsho I know is a playboy, she went to Benin and told him. .

      she refused to heed my warning, went to Benin without even letting me know& was opening legs like shoprite doors, is that one a friend?

      she lied that Funsho was pestering her for sex, but I later got to know that they had mutual sex.. she painted him so bad but I saw receipts of the clothes and shoe he bought for her, he also promised to send her money for hair which he did..

      why should I be jealous her when I am happily married to d man of my dreams??? we where never best of friends just hello hi course mate, that visit each other once in a while, you don't expect me to end my friendship with him based on what transpired between them..

      I heard both sides stories and I tried to make peace but everyone was forming victim so I let them be afterall I warned them not to involve me if their relationship goes south..

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    2. Lollll 'you are married to the man of your dream' yadi yada yadu and you are issuing tax and levy on your former school mate for recharge cards and money so you can hook him up to your hello/hi friend??? An enemy is useless when someone has you in their life.
      Are you not a married hungry phool???

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    3. poster i thought you asked the BVson how you were wrong? so here we are telling you but you would not agree... hmmm u must have given this gist in a way that will faour you. please change and dont come and start thinking you are free cos one good turn deserves another and vis versa. you think you are wise and smart abi, until you marry then we will know. she took you as a good friend that is concerned about her wellfare. but you are not,

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  42. Poster you funsho & Mary are all dirty smelling low class people.
    Funsho said she is dirty, she doesn't brush her mouth ,she's a drunk, she doesn't bath, but he still slept with her & that makes him a dirty man too, truly he has a tiny dick hence he kept complaining about her pussy.
    Poster shame on you, bcos funsho has been giving you coins since 1990 you decided to support his dirty gutter behaviour & that makes you a cheap woman & to worsen it you get fiance/husband Abi? & you gave her the worst advice ever. You are not a good friend, you even stated it in one of your comments up there.
    Mary is a cheap desperate girl that does not know her worth. Who told her having sex will guarantee marriage? If you wanna have sex do it & enjoy yourself thoroughly & stop expecting shiit from any guy,

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  43. Nigerian Women and their low mentality about sex. For those of you who use your body as a weapon to control Men or keep them, you are on a long thing.Sex can not add value or devalue you relationship,depends on how you go about it. The friend dd nothing wrong by introducing them. She is an adult and in charge of her life. Don't squirting on my comment

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    1. From what we're reading in the post, sex definitely devalued that relationship.

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  44. The more she replies comment, the more you realise how evil she is.

    KING XOXO MYSTERY

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    1. Very very evil.
      Can sell someone for 50 naira buns.
      Hungry smelling oaf.

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    2. Exactly. She's very evil. May God deliver us from enemies posing as friends.

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  45. Its like all of you on this blog are mad.. from retired slay queen, to eka and wverybody saying nonsense about the poster! Which one again all these? Is the posters friend a child? How dare you people?! She set up poster friend how?! Asked her to go to benin? Abi open legs? Abi get loose toto? Abi get up and not make bed or attempt to cook?! Because the guy said dont worry the houseboy will do it?! Haba! This posters friend is what so many women are in the closet? And will come out to say good men are hard to find! You have been celibate for 2 years and a request to go spend days in a mans house comes up and you dont have sense to say no?! So if my friend says put hand in hot water me no get sense too?! Poster gave her friend connect! She no play her game well.. make she lick her wounds!!!!!!!!!!
    Ps.. poster has been friends with funsho! No guilt tripping in using him as dp o.. stupid mannerless untrained filthy girls everywhere looking for who to blame for their bad life decisions and combined with loose pussies.. tell me if poster stood at the foot of the bed while her friend was screaming harder harder..and more stupid pple here on the blog.. mtchew

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    1. ....and i'm guessing you are either the poster herself or another shady friend of hers.

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  46. But why is everybody calling the poster a bad person. Of course this whole match making thing doesn't end with you just introducing two people, some people even like to keep you posted.
    Now, she told her friend about the guy from the beginning ,she told her how he likes woman but may have decided to change since he was being serious about her.
    She advised her to wait and get to know his type of person better before going to see him in another state barely a few days after talking on phone but shebi he said he'll do birthday for her so she went ahead.
    She also told her to be herself, as per if you want to have sex then make sure you enjoy it without expecting a ring or life long relationship in return so you won't feel bad if it doesn't work out. Be yourself doesn't mean you should also be lazy. It doesn't speak well of you if you stay in someone's house and don't help out with anything. You don't necessarily have to go all out and do the chores but at least start with your bed and do something.
    So your friend probably lied to cover up for herself cuz she knows that she's also wrong to an extent.
    She shouldn't be mad at you cuz you remained friends with him, he didn't wrong you personally so you shouldn't cut him off but talking about how she's tight and not tight, please that's totally wrong and unacceptable, you shouldn't let a man speak about another woman like that in front of you,he may be telling other people similar things about you too, you never know.
    Tell her to wisen up and learn to take responsibilities and also don't lie about being celibate. If she continues telling people about what she thinks you did Then let her be, when she's tired she'll stop and she may come around but if doesn't, toh you came alone to this world and you'll leave the world alone.
    As for the guy, let God be the judge of that, whether his intentions were genuine or not, let God be the judge
    Lass lass una go dey alright.
    Simply put, they were not meant for each other.

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  47. From the responses the poster has been typing, I think she ruined any chance of a relationship between the guy and Mary. From her comments you would see that she despises her friend and must have communicated her disapproval to the guy directly or indirectly. The poster is a terrible person.

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    1. She is definitely a terrible person.

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  48. All I kept seeing all over this story is he sent me card, sent me money, sent me card + money, Biko are you hungry?! I wonder what kind of girl you are to be demanding and receiving all these from the Funsho guy, your ways no pure at all. As for Mary, it would be good to read her own chronicle cos I don't trust you at all, painting yourself as the saint despite collecting card.

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    1. Aunty sent me card, sent me money etc says she is 'married' ooooo.

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  49. Poste, your friend lack wisdom, as an adult when advice is giving you filter the advice/ check in line with the present situation on ground, before you take action.

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  50. "Well"I feel your not really at fault, cos you told her from the beginning to study the guy & be sure he's serious, but I still feel u acted a little bit insensitive, (considering the fact that you knew your friend was still hurting), you shouldn't have used the guys pics on your DM.

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  51. Poster I don't blame you. Not at all. Na person wey dey follow you waka. You are as good as your Funsho friend. After all how can you walk together except you agree? If she is doing runs then you must have done runs or still doing actively. Show me your friends madam!! Stella you are right. Dirty story from dirty sombori about her durty friends. Tueh!!

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  52. all of you blaming the poster Upandan l don't understand. Is her friend a baby? She asked a correct question: if l ask u to put hand in fire will you ? Wetin she go find for Benin after few days of speaking with someone? And she didn't keep her friend posted. She connected them but it was left to Her friend to play her cards well but she fall hand. Dem help am open leg? So because my friend dey fight person l go help am fight the person too. Dat na complete immaturity. The friend should grow up and stop feeling betrayed. Poster face ur front and ignore them. Mark my words sometimes in the future when tempers have cooled they will hook up somehow.

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    1. Are you the person in your dp?? No wonder your sense is like what rat has eaten remain.
      At your last sentence, back to sender.

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  53. Madam poster clap for yourself , after reading through comments and noticed how hard you are trying to justify your action says only one thing "guilt". Please stay away from Mary and continue your recharge card friendship with Funsho, may God reveal any enemy in form of friend.

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