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Sunday, October 21, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post




Wait for the person to 'Wake up' and give them the Bill for a new phone..

32 comments:

  1. When the person wakes up .. Na to carry me go phone shop....me i will not hear sorry madam... Or i enter under my own anointing nd break his own phone too��

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    1. Sdk gaskia if i dial the person number eeh(land the person hot slap) that Anointing go clear for him eyes sharply.

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    2. The best place to keep your phone in church when prayer is ongoing is deep down inside your bag or pocket. Anything can happen.

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    3. We buy bad/condemned solar inverter battery contact us 0814139511322 October 2018 at 07:50

      NOthing will happen

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  2. OMG Stella hagahahaha

    My phone is always in my bag.

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  3. can't hold them responsible, i mean it wasn't intentional yeah?

    i'll chalk it up as "God's Plan" and move on. shikena!

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    1. Not with this my current phone. Pls u will buy another one. I will hold you till u buy it oh.

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    2. Eka joy, you reek of someone who just came into civilization. A word of advice: it is good to respect your partner and appreciate him but when you act like he is your lord and saviour (from poverty), then be ready for whatever comes up months after the wedding cos yes the butterfly feelings will go.

      Of course you're insinuating that with the 'BIG' phone your boyfriend bought for you......

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  4. I won't do anything to the person,I will give the bill to the pastor and he will give me money from the church's account...holy spirit has paid for the broken fone 😂

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  5. No in the house of the lord there's fullness of joy!
    I Won't mind...the blessings of God maketh rich and added no sorrow. Who am I to ask for a new phone or repair...when I know God has put me to a test. Under anointing and he or she breaks my phone...I will just pick up my phone and put it in my back. My phone broke in d house of the lord and not in isiewu joint. Praise the Lord..for d lord will surprise me with a new one.

    Pls don't come under my comment to spew balderdash abeg. Say ur own!

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    1. Na wa o a simple question that demands a yes or a no. Rather u chose to type the whole of Genesis chapter 1

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    2. You and Oki I don't know who is a bigger clown. I greet you she.

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    3. Ndi Pharisee how far?

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    4. Nwanyi Pharisee how far?

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    5. Sweg lafrsh hw dare you put my crush and oki in same boat. Are you OK like this? Oki is an abrasive clown, oki's in a league of hers.

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    6. Omo mehn, this babe weak me. Always sounding cuckoo.

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  6. I assumed there'd be SnM post today because of the update post during the week.

    Stella this may not be the right post to talk about it but I would really like the know when the next one will be so I can come here again. I am always too busy to follow all the posts. Thank you.

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  7. Naija girls?
    Leave phones?
    How them go catch abroadian husband kwanu for social media?

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    1. Anon shut up!
      Naija gals keel u dia. No BEP without you mentioning naija gals

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    2. Aha Goodness and Mercy don remove her Pharisee clothes?
      No be you they chant "in the house of the Lord there is liberty" up there?
      Why you come dey spew that thing you write up there under my own comment eh?

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    3. If Okuku the fowl leave kwo kwo wetin she go use train her pikin na?

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  8. When the persin wake up she go see wetin dey.
    How many people wey Jesus pray for wey fall under the anointing?
    Na so so cut arms dey grow out, dead people dey rise, deaf ears dey open like say na bottle cover dey pop.
    In fact, na only the possessed epileptic fall but devils leave am. Those wey come arrest am fell back not "to the ground"

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  9. This is a tough one, i don't think i'll be able to ask for a new one or for the person to repair it. I'll just put it in my bag and ask God for another one.

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  10. Me i don't enter the church with my home, i leave at home or in the car. i went through a discipleship training in a particular church that thought me that. so this one can never happen to me.

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    1. I hope your desciple trainings taught you what to do when they move your car plus your phone.the sheep do not carry their phone, praise the Lord, but their shepherd dey carry am waka enter church. #yimu

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  11. Lol 1st land the person etisalat 1500

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  12. I will be very angry and will let them know the damage they caused at the end of the service. But I won't ask for repair, I'll fix it.

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  13. Break the phone, i break ur head too as annointing catch me too immediately.

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