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Just 1 week of relationship and you are already calling him"pillar of my life"won't you allow the cement to dry?
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While getting married, most guys say to d girl's parents, "I will keep ur daughter happy for d rest of her life". Have u ever heard a girl saying to d boy's parents, "I will keep ur son happy for the rest of his life"????
Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! 😀😜
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A small argument between a couple turns violent. Husband says: Don’t let d animal in me come out! Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??
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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and; happy.
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband.
“Miss” for d first year and “Stress” for d rest of his life…
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Do u remember the tingling feeling when u took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
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Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are u playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, u are holding d phone since 29 minutes but u haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!”
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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing d admiration of 100 guys, to face d criticism of one idiot.”
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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoors, He is designed to remain silent indoors!
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Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..She hugged him immediately...😝🤣
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ReplyDeleteI am super tensed right now. My FRSC screening is scheduled for tomorrow.... With what I am hearing,I can't help but prophesy that nobody shall steal or take my spot in Jesus name. I shall not labour in vain,toil for someone else to reap... Mbanu,oloun maje....
DeleteAmen! Best of luck, don't be tensed
DeleteWish you the best of luck
DeleteThank you @unknown and Mary
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ReplyDeleteLmaoooo men have suffered.
ReplyDeleteFunny collection of jokes í ½í¸‚í ½í¸…
ReplyDeleteLol @ 1st picture... you see house and pool you they cry
ReplyDeleteExactly!!!! No be wetin she want 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteMy belle oh
ReplyDeleteHahahahahha.the best laughs for some time now
DeleteVery funny...pepper them flavours us this Sunday. ..please let more tables keep shaking,broken and even used for firewood. ..the repercussions are we getting very funny jokes and latest hot gist👀👂
ReplyDeleteLmaaaooo.. menstruation red.. seriously??
ReplyDeleteChai and I saw menstruation red here too.. jeezzz .. I have been nauseous since morning when I saw a red kitchen roll on the kitchen floor.. initially I tot mayb someone use kitchen roll to wipe the table or somethg.. all of a sudden I decided to ask my inlaws sis.. lo and behold it was blood..I cringed .. who does that .. inside kitchen oo not even bathroom.. and to crown it all the idiot is 39 going to 40.
ReplyDeleteShe wan put am for food make the man marry her
Delete😏😏😏😏😏😏
DeleteU say?????
Blood of Zachariah!!!
DeleteWhy do they have such nasty attitude. Saw my sister inlaw's used pad inside my sink.
DeleteOhhh this is so hillarious. Thanks Stella for making me laugh so hard this morning. God bless you.
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahah
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ReplyDeletemake I laugh small because I no dey happy atall. nah true about d Jehovah witness people, dey can disturb no be small. imagine dem go dey knock your door on Monday morning asif person no go go work n Dia book u go still buy am
ReplyDeleteWe don't sell our books. We only welcome voluntary contribution.😉
DeleteLol 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀👍👍👍👍👍
ReplyDelete@joining JW to knock on the door
Hehehehehe. Today's jokes are very funny. 😂
ReplyDeleteLol@embrace ur mistakes....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteLol. Men haf suffer.
ReplyDeleteLolzzzz...so the wife keeps talking for 29 minutes without the wife talking. Hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteStella these are so funny.
...and the pool house? Lol
Without the man talking you mean.
DeleteVery funny
DeleteLolzzzz...so the wife keeps talking for 29 minutes without the wife talking. Hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteStella these are so funny.
...and the pool house? Lol
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ReplyDeleteToday's laughs is it! 🙌🙌🙌
Lol,so so funny😁😁😁😁😁
ReplyDeletelol @ danfo yellow
ReplyDeleteYoU didn't west my time
ReplyDeleteLol.😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteLMAO 😀😁😀😁
ReplyDeleteLol...the man ain't lying. His house got a pool. Pool indeed
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteJoined JW to knock at the door, so funny
ReplyDeleteJoined JW to knock at the door, so funny
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😁😅😃
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