I heard a lot of people react to pregnancy differently , let's teach those who are yet to experience it what some pregnancies are like ...
There is , sleeping pregnancy , eating pregnancy etc .. But the one I never heard or seen is fighting pregnancy ...
Mama Emma is known for fighting whenever she is pregnant , it like someone been possessed by an evil spirit .
Last week , she had said a little kid in the compound insulted her other child , immediately the child came in teary she flew out and ran into the child grandma room and started fighting them ...
Well the woman was an old woman , so the child is the grandchild staying with her, she had headbutted the poor woman and when her face bust she ran to the police station .
The police on sighting a woman whose face was bloodied followed her down to arrest the woman , saying she beat up a pregnant woman.
When the police left she picked up a quarrel with one of the neighbours saying she had involved herself in the brouhaha but that one immediately ran into her house and locked the door behind her..
She had screamed cursed and shouted herself till she was weak but the woman refused opening her door so she left.
They say she only gets like that When she is pregnant ....
Strange right ? I find it really very strange too..
What's your reaction when you are pregnant ? Are you like Mama Emma ? Lmao.
Mine is garri I can drink garri all through .. Lets know yours .
I'm sure will be sleeping when that time comes. Lol
ReplyDelete😂 😂 fighting pregnancy lmao. Mine is little thing get me angry
ReplyDeleteMine is, I try to control myself in everything just to let those around me see that pregnancy is not an excuse to misbehave. I don't eat anyhow, don't sleep too much, no fighting, I do exercise and more house chores, but don't scatter what I arrange because it weakens me. Lol
DeleteI'm grateful to God.
I can soak garri 24/7, 365 days.
ReplyDelete... We are in the same WhatsApp group. Yes....some people do fight/nag/quarrel during pregnancy. 😁😁😁.
Market. i go to the market every single day. walk around virtually every shop. Buy what i can buy, leave what i can't buy. sometimes i will even sleep in a customers shop. Then the energy i have for housework is usually something else as well.
ReplyDeleteLoling at your comment 😂😂😅😆
DeleteI was absent minded and very forgetful. It was like I was cocooned in my little bubble 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteTowards the end I just got so tired like "get this baby OUT of me". Nine months is a pretty long time to be waddling about. But I thank God;whenever I look at my kids I know I'm blessed.
Mine is I become extremely strict! Little thing I will start shouting.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha her hormones are raging. We should blame the husband for this.
ReplyDeleteHave you checked if the children are not tigress or tigers
hahahahahaha aswear.
DeletePregnancy is beautiful. If you hear or see something's some women do when they are pregnant, you will marvelled
ReplyDeleteMarvel*
DeleteI know a lady that becomes a little bit mad. Once she delivers she recovers. The doctor advised her against having more kids after her third. Husband refused. She eventually died. Husband remarried last year.
ReplyDeleteOh God the husband is very wicked
DeleteNawa oh.those nonsense men that will be forcing their wives to have more kids....na thunder go rush una.
DeleteWomen , learn how to say e don do. Because you will be the one to carry the pregnancy and face Labour. Hian.
Doesn't end with labour oo...how much do men participate in the raising of their kids. They believe it ends with making money available.....
DeleteNo man can dictate how many kids i will have especially if it affects my health.
DeleteMy husband suggested 3,I told him 2. I'm the one carrying the pregnancy and I have difficult pregnancy and delivery.
In having my 2nd and last CS I told him uncle I no do again. This 2boys is okay. I don't want a 3rd CS. We can later adopt a girl.
For my first pregnancy I was addicted to fried goat meat when my normal self can't stand any form of meat at all. my second pregnancy I almost turned to beggy beggy. I won't est food I cooked but will be doing longthroat for outside food.
ReplyDeleteAbeg oooo. Next pregnancy should make you do plenty shakara
DeleteCrying pregnancy...I enjoy crying alot.
ReplyDeleteLol!!! Same here i can cry for africa any little thing na cry. Then all i wanted to eat was icecream and fried yam or Amala and fanta
DeleteFrom my day one of pregnancy I don't eat food I cook except my late husband cooks
DeleteI love roasted yam
I hate perfume I hate fish and I nag alot lol
My sister can cry too.
DeleteMine I cried all through. I went through hell but God dey.
DeleteAnother thing was that I was very forgetful.
Chai, I can't wait to be pregnant and show my to be husband pepper!!!! Lmaooo.
ReplyDeleteThat was how a colleague of mine told me on Sunday she heard her those ice cream men who sell ice cream on bicycles tooting their horn. Bane started whining that she wanted ice cream. Hubby ignored her and was watching TV. When she raised her pitch to soprano, burst into tears and started wailing bitterly for the ice cream.
She said she just saw her hubby looking confused and afraid before running out the door in bathroom slippers chasing ice cream man.
When he finally came back after almost 30 minutes he gave her and went back to sit down and continued with TV.
Aunty said she tasted small, was satisfied and then waddled up to him to him and said 'honey I'm okay thank you please help me finish the rest.'
Ahhh, my chest!!!!
Hagahahaga this sweet story is not finished. I won't allow you rest until you finish it
DeleteHaaaahaaaa!
DeleteThat's pregnancy for you.
I am usually emotional when pregy,and super horny!
Pregnancy and mood swing na like 5&6, but thank God it ended in praise.
@Yori
DeleteAh, she said the hubby just eyed her very well and quickly chook the ice cream in his mouth like that.
Maybe to prevent himself from saying one thing that will make her cry again.
Husband wey no like ice cream at all! Lollll.
Me I can't wait, my own wii be times ten. Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki I kuku mischievous before!! Loll
I'm a long throat pregnant woman. Food is bae
ReplyDeleteI dey tell you. During my first pregnancy, I chop tire. I remember the day I ate enough jollof rice and beans and waddled my way to the hospital for scan. The sonographer confuse because the plenty food in my system couldn't allow him detect the baby's movement et all. I just thruway my face on side. E no concern me.
DeleteIkwawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
Deleteand anytime people are eating around me my throat will just be inside. I will now be feeling sorry for myself that see this person eating this big meat, when last did I eat big meat lol
DeleteI know mine will be eating of ice,cos on a normal day I love cold water.
ReplyDeleteMy sister was always eating, she can eat 20times in a day
I cooked tire and she cries Alot. Always emotional.
We may be watching a movie together, boom she starts crying. Chai, pregnancy hormones is something else.
Don’t be surprised you will prefer warm water when you are pregnant
DeleteKonji pregnancy. I was always so horny. Ordinary hearing sound of gate opening or my hubbys car coming in gets me so wet. I just grab at him once he opens d door.
ReplyDeletelooool. hubby will be praying for to always be preggy!! what a way to greet him
DeleteHahahahahahahaha !!!! iya Ibeji oooo na konji pregnancy and eating ice she get...
DeleteIt landed us in ER cos she had a ruptured previa while doing the do at 6months
God Saved us she almost died before ambulance arrived
I enjoyed cleaning a lot. Even when I knew I couldn't bend easily, I'd still force myself to bend. I enjoyed cooking too until it got to a point I knew I couldn't do it anymore. I use to be very emotional too.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't drink water if not frozen. I leak it or chew it when thirsty.I was crazy about fried goat meat and sweet fruit wine.
ReplyDeleteMine is drinking of extremely cold water...i drink water straight from d freezer ice cold, if its not ice cold, ild rather be thirsty than drink it. I had to buy a smal flask i move arond with in wch i store ice cold water
ReplyDeleteChai just like me. Very Iced water and ice tea. If there's no block inside I won't take it.
DeleteI even wake up at night to drink very cold water, sometimes I get scared that i may be hurting the baby with too much cold water
DeleteThis one even has energy to fight. I was always ill could hardly eat almost throughout. All I just do is drink very chilled ice tea or iced cold water.
ReplyDeleteThe day my husband drank my very last ice-tea i had left chilling in the freezer. He went out at 11pm to look for ice-tea becoz I was crying i can't eat without it. You wld have thought I was a baby they collected her very last sweet.
I even loose weight in pregnancy because I'm so ill.
Mine is addicted to all sorts of alcohol one bottle of star in the morning, harp in the afternoon, 5lits of Palmwine everyday for 9 months, no food at all, after 2 i rest and i ThankGod they are doing great.
ReplyDeleteFabu who takes alchol during pregnancy.
DeleteIt's not fabu,cos my immediate elder sis takes Gulder.
DeleteHahahagaha are you my neighbor. She drinks life lagger beer during her pregnancies. She can't stay with out beer.
DeleteWhen I visit, she must tell them to give me Life hahahaha. Only three times I drink. I stopped make she no kill me with Life
And you think alchol during pregnancy is good? Even breastfeeding mothers alchol is prohibited. Guess you never read or head about alchol harming foetus.
DeleteCan't you manage malt.
During pregnancy I don't have a drop of alchol even though I love red wine.
Pls advice your sister against it. She can manage malt.
I loved perceiving just laundered cloth...my washing machine hear am. After washing id now bring out and start smelling the cloth oo till I'm satisfied. Also I loved the smell of my sponge after bathing😁😁. Attimes when I cant sleep at night, just givevme soap to perceive na to sleep straight. I have a new soap(pink dove) I put under the pillow for this purpose😁😂😁. I also loved washing the bathroom like mad.
ReplyDeleteWonderful
DeleteMine was eating only Eba and stew made with just atarodo pepper. No other food passes my throat during pregnancy o...
ReplyDeleteKai these comments ehn��������..my sisters own was cigarette or weed...everyday she goesbt9nsit by the mallam in the evening cos of the pepole that smoke there,she just wants to perceive cigarette or weed smoke,she used to go to bars and joints park her car and sit near those smokers..24/7 u wont see her at home,always at d mall and kiosk or a joint.till she gave birth.
ReplyDeleteWehdone ooooo.. Just wehdone u hear..!!!
Deleteahh sister wehdone olawealth
Deleteare you hailing her cuz ur the one😁
chai! I can imagine wat mind would be like, me dat like sleeping
ReplyDeletemine is that I talk too much loool.
ReplyDeleteI never had morning sickness. Was very energetic throughout my pregnancy. Did all house chores till I was 8 months. My cravings were yam and fried eggs. I also craved palm wine,lol
ReplyDeleteHow does this craving for food come? You go just reason am say you need to this and this and start? I no understand
ReplyDeleteGet pregnant first, then you can ask all the JAMB questions you want.
DeleteOuch 😢, first blow to my first comment. Na joke I dey o. I better stay on my lane of readers. I can't oo
DeleteI never had morning sickness. Was very energetic throughout my pregnancy. Did all house chores till I was 8 months. My cravings were yam and fried eggs. I also craved palm wine,lol
ReplyDeleteHmm.soon i wil tell
ReplyDeleteChai my pregnancy days i lobed watermelon!! My fruit customer enjoyed my money eh..and i was very restless,I loved going to market,washing bathroom,everything except sleeping.My mother will call me on phone and ask what im doing , when i tell her i just finished scrubbing bathroom she will be screaming..that if the house is dirty and my husband wont clean it i should leave it..but i cant stand seeing a place dirty.I was now very black with a mighty nose lol.It was a lovely experience and i pray for every woman asking God for a child to receive it,Amen.
ReplyDeleteI crave for nothing, I normally look fairer & more beautiful when am pregnant
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