lets share funny stories...Things that happened to us or things that happened to people around us...
The one that happened yesterday.My Bambinos asked after someone who lives in Nigeria and i told them the person was busy trying to get pregnant to give them a friend to play with..........And then one of the Bambinos said ''Mama but how is that possible,her husband is in America!''
I agreed with him but after five minutes of driving it suddenly hit me and i stopped the car and asked him sweetly ''Baby boy what do you mean by her husband is in America''?
I heard ''oh oh'' and then he told me not to worry that i wouldnt understand.
I let it go but later i heard them arguing and one said ''Continue doing as if you know too much,the day she bursts you for knowing too much about it,i wont beg for you.learn from me,if shes talking about it again change the topic or pretend you are tired''.......lol
Its very funny to me cos i have told them everything they need to know and i am kinda happy they know but know they cant voice some things out at their age ................*if you know you know*
Stella this got me laughing sheepishly, your kids are "Dramarians" they don catch your code finally be that
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I don't understand o. biko
ReplyDeleteModella, her kids are wondering how a woman who is in nigeria could get pregnant when her husband is not around to impregnate her.
DeleteThen it dawn on Stella that they understood the process of reproduction lol, so she asked her children what they meant by "she can't be pregnant since her husband is in america( not around her)", then one of them told the other to be careful and not let the mama know they know too much about adult matter.
The woman 'trying' for a child as Stella told them, is in Nigeria, while the hubby is in the abroad.
DeleteHe got wondering... How can she get pregnant hhen the hubby s not there with her to... You know😁😁😁
I remember when someone said your brain went on modelling...too true.
Delete14:16 thanks for explaining to her.
Your Bambinos are smart....
ReplyDeleteVery funny
DeleteHahahahhahaa
ReplyDeleteSense will not kill your bambino's😂😂😂😂
Your Bambinos knows what's up Stella😁😁
ReplyDeleteYour bambinos are funny and smart! Lol
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ReplyDeleteLol Stella ,I always smile reading about your Bambinos
ReplyDeleteYou are blessed!
Stella your kids are smart and intelligent
ReplyDeleteThat blog visitor that said Anita that former beauty queen that is married with kids followed and unfollowed her back some days ago thank you, Anita followed me 2015 and I followed her back, she liked and commented on my pictures, so anytime I like her picture she will come to my page like and post comments on my picture until I saw your comment ,so today I went to IG and guess what she unfollowed me, na so I unfollow her sharp sharp, lemme go and check if those celebs that followed me before has unfollowed me.
ReplyDeleteThat was how Adesuwa Etomi followed me and I rushed and followed her back. I went and checked after reading that comment, alas, she had unfollowed, omo I quickly unfollowed her too. Who she epp?
DeleteHagahaha una funny. Make una continue.
DeleteMy own is Ketogenic international that has taken over my face book. I made a mistake to follow them. Let me see how to block them from my facebook
Please I need to block them too. Ayam tired.
DeleteChildren nowadays are very smart, that why we should be careful about things we say or do around them.
ReplyDeleteOk. this happened yesterday in Benin. I saw a job ad online and applied for the post of customer care rep. the name stated on the company is Inter-Arc company ltd.. I later got a call from them on Thursday asking me to come for an interview on Friday which was yesterday. when I got there, I saw a lot of applicants there. some were well dressed and some were not.The office was so small. it's room and palour. I came late tho cos of traffic and rain. when I got there, I was asked to wait cos the manager was lecturing those that came early. after about three hours of waiting. the man later asked them to go out and he started calling them one after the other to interview them. I noticed that the applicants will come out and pay N1,500 to the secretary. they said its for documentation and data form. after everything, it was time for our own lecture. we were about 14 or so. after about 2 hours of lecture, the manager asked us to go out again and started calling us one after the other. when it got to my turn, I gave him my credentials and all. after going through everything, he asked me what salary range would I accept and I told him 40k and above. the man just looked at me disdainfully and told me to beat it down that the amount is too much. He asked me if I had paid my N1500 for documentation and data form? I said NO. he said I should pay the money to the secretary so that they can post me to an office. i later found out that it was a recruiting firm. when I met the secretary, she checked my CV and said there are no jobs available for now that the only one available is a receptionist job in an hotel and the pay is 20k.she said I should bring 1,500 for documentation first before they will take me to the place. I told her I don't have. she said I should go and withdraw. I just said OK. that was how I took my file and jejely left the place o. na wah. most of the positions they had were for cooks, drivers, factory workers, etc. I was so ashamed of myself. most of the applicants were ssce holders only few were B.sc holders. even the manager was looking hungry. abeg I nor fit type jare. people are looking for jobs and those people that call themselves recruiting company are busy extorting the masses all in the name of giving out jobs. was any BV there yesterday?Stella pls post. let's know if its fake or not
ReplyDeleteNo job in Benin o, Benin, Delta, Akwa ibom, Kwara, Ekiti, Ondo and all those civil servant state except you have connection to get government job. If you see big hotel or big school, walk up there and submit your cv, if they can pay you 25k - 40k, just manage it for a start. Those places are dry.
DeleteAre u a learner???? Meaning say if to say u dey lag u for Don waka nd pay tire. Those are glnd!, scammers! Them full gigi no be small. They will post good vacancies but wanting u to pay. Next time go to nairaland!! Type the name nd make research before u waste moni and time.
DeletePls job seekers should be careful
DeleteScammers now advertise fake vacancies to collate their victims phone nos. I submitted my Cv for a job. I did not hear anything from them. The next month, they sent me a scam message about BVN update and my ATM card being blocked, the same phone no also sent this same message to my guarantor who was my uncle I live with. He showed me the message. His phone nos were on the CV. Since then I started writing 'Available on request' under the space where we have 'Referee or Guarantor' on my CV. No more names address and contact of innocent people on my CV. If they are ready to employ me, they should give me a guarantor's form to fill. I also told my friends and relatives to do the same thing on their CVs. So many fake vacancies everywhere.
You will see them looking General Manager, Marketer, HR manager, Receptionist, Secretary, na lie. They are scammers or Network marketing people looking for downliners e.g GNLD, Forever Living products, etc.
Lolll.
DeleteWho puts numbers of guarantors on their C.V in 2018??
You don't know you are exposing influential people to danger?
If a potential company is going to hire you they will request for your guarantors.
Even the address I put on my C.V is not real but within the local govt I live in.
You can update any information once you are hired.
Do you know how many times somebody's C.V has escorted my akara or suya home?
Use sense.
The post on Supernatural powers, I couldn't type yesterday cos I had so much to do. The poster that wrote about how her husband built houses and all, I can bet that I typed that because almost every thing you wrote there applies to me.
ReplyDeleteI was dating this cool guy, we stay in different states, so I visit him and he does same too. There was a day he was in a bar and I called him. I asked him who was with him and he told me nobody was with him that he was lonely at home so he decided to go have a drink. I smiled and told him that he was lying which he denied. I told him that he was with a girl and I described the girl. He was speechless for a while. He left the bar and returned home and called me, asking how I knew that he was with a girl. I told him that I saw it in my dreams. My boyfriend became scared, he started calling me a possessed girl. Our relationship packed up because he wasn't truthful to me.
Where I work , there was this lady that hated me for no reason. She hated the fact that I joined the company newly and my boss was always praising me for my good work. I noticed that she stopped greeting me even when I greet her she doesn't respond to my greeting. I let her be but one day, I asked her if there was anything I did wrong she should let me know and I assured her that I will apologize if I have offended her. This lady called me all sorts of unprintable names in this world. She said a small girl like me wants to be boss over her. I cried and left her without saying a word. I told my parents the matter and they told me to stop greeting her and I obeyed. Few months later, this lady was disgraced and sacked. She was chased away like a common thief.
The truth is when people offend me and I shed tears, something bad must happen to that person.
When I was in secondary school, I saw in my dream where a building collapsed on the students. I told the head teacher about it and she warned students not to lean on the buildings in the school. A week later, the building collapsed and no body was hurt. He called my parents and told them that I have special gift.
I wish I could type some more.
First time i used an escalotor... Dat was wen i knew village people work was real.. Wit my crush... Stella we reach. . To put leg for d tin become war. .. Put one leg nd remove it again.. I neva sweat as i sweat dat day... I was helped into it wit my shame standing beside it... But while we were doing wat we doing inside d mall. .. All i could fink of was how i was going to come down again wit dat tin nd d sweat began again... D nonsense crush was busy flexing.. I couldnt even eat... Tym to come down another war... All i cud fink off was d eyaa dat was coming from d amebo oversabi onlookers.. Metcheew...
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DeleteMy dear, please use the stairs next time, I hate that thing no be small. I remember a day I went out with a group of people, and when we got there, I left immediately to use the stairs, I'm not ashamed one bit
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Hahahahahahahaha. It was my friend that helped me overcome my fear abit. I almost fell in Lagos airport.
DeleteLMAO!
DeleteDanny oooooooooh! 😂
It was kuku me that did myself. I was going to work last week and we were rushing for bus. As me I wan rush too I hear 'tsaaaa' meaning my trouser tore in the inner thigh area. To come down at CMS was war. I eventually managed to get to work. Don't ask me how because I was in a daze. All I felt was breeze on my nyash area.
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DeleteChaaai! I can imagine.
sorry my dear.
So I bought crabs at Oyingbo market yesterday, the mistake I made was telling them to kill the crabs for me. That thing can smell for Africa chai! Coupled with the Pomo I bought. Each bus I entered,the first statement from the conductor was'Phmmmmmm' 'who carry meat wey don spoil enter this motor'. I just faced front as if no be me. It was really embarrassing for me but thinking of it now makes me laugh like crazy. The comments by the passengers and conductors were really hilarious.
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DeleteKuku kill me
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