Monday feels good....especially when you have Cookies and cream like i got!!!
Have a fantatstic cookies and cream day....*if you know you know*
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MERCY JOJO
Hello Stella, I'm an ardent reader of your blog my name is Mercy Jojo I can't go a day without checking your blog, you wouldn't know but you are touching lives anyways my birthday wason August 18th .....
Happy Belated Birthday babe geh..God bless you.Hope you had a fabulous day.
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OMOTOLA COVERS MONDAY IHN
Dear Stellalistic
My name is Omotola have been a blog visitor since 2011 your blog has taught me a lot and I enjoy the family settings different character and personalities. I will like to be the face of Monday IHN hope am qualified..
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MARYJUANA BIRTHDAY SHOUTS OUT
Hurray!!!! rejoice with me for It's my birthday anniversary. Thank you Jesus for being there just when I thought I have lost it all.
Na wah.....lol
Happy Birthday to you babe geh
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MULTIPLE COMPLAINT
Good day madam.pls remove my mail.pls where does it fit to put.
Pls I have a child that is 9 months.ever since I delivered I have not enjoyed sex with hubby.I no longer feel him inside again.I don't even have the urge.we can stay two months cos I just lost interest.he pleads everytime;i used to love it now i feel irritated.I need help and i love him. My womb usually falls and goes back to position.ever since the delivery i have not been the same.I do not know how to go about it cos I know I need help.pls no insults.mature responses
2.my daughter will soon be five in few days time.there are some things I noticed about her I do not want her to grow up with and do not know what to do.cos I have spanked and spoke to her.anybody who has been in similar situation.I noticed she is selfish and self centerd.when u give her something and she wants d one her younger one wants.she throws what u gave her away(ungrateful attitude)but very very good in house work.she does stuffs her mate can not do.she can sweep.wash pant and sock with excitement. Wash bathroom.always wants to help out but I don't want her to grow with those xters cos she is first.her younger one is the complete opposite.my gal never shares.she complains anytime you ask her to give or share.if u give her a lot of food she must have something yo complain about.
Lastly pls who has used those Gotv/dstv advert people. Thank you
*Madam isnt that too much work to let a little girl do?And why Judging her at this stage?Children display behaviour they picked up from their immediate environment so watch out.
As for the gbenshing no longer enjoyable,maybe you are going through post partum and not realising it......be patient
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THANK YOU BV BIMPE
This is a big thanks to BV Bimpe whose house my PA currently is staying in Ekiti state.She reached out to me after yesterday's spontaneous post and today she went to pick her up from Corps members lodge and attended to her like they are sisters and from the look of things everything is gonna turn out great for my PA....Thank you Bimpe,God bless you and your hubby for this show of selfless love toward another.
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EBUKA THE GRADUATE -FINAL POST
Dear Stelipopotopia,
Before we comot park for Lagos, i bin type dey Bus plate Number put for phone send Npa for sekuriti...As we dey go find hotel, i collect driver number save and send to Npa and Chinemerem fone too.
Hian! All dem pipu be say 'room nor dey, room nor dey'!...I bin suspect say na dis kain pipu ancestor nor gree Mary and Joseph room for born Jesus o!
Na so i follow wan geh talk say, Egovin, I be lagos boi o! I go school, I be corper! I be zuri!..For everything wah talk na onle corper she hia o! Her hia jor stand say Ha! Una wehkom o corper! we get room o! Babim don pay for one room finish, me and driver tell dem bye- bye!Till tomoro!
Na so babim hol me for hand say ' Ebuka please dont leave us here, please stay with us.
I say i nor fit leave dem two other corpers for bus like that! Baby ukwu say make dem come inside say she go pay for dey second room.
Broda ogbolo no even talk thank you! Na food he bin dey ask dey receptionist if dem get!.. Broda Belle no dey 'free' with us as dey small pikin mata wey he give belle for lagos still dey dia!
Hmm..mm...make una fear some kain women o!.. Na so i see baby Ukwu begin cut eye for Broda Belle! I say dasrite!...some pipu no dey hia word!
Time reach to sleep, I go second room join dem boys wen Broda Belle begin ask me say 'Guy na like dis we go jor sleep?'.. I say Bia, you get meeting dis nite? I say nor jor even reazin turn cockroach or Rat as Mama Ebuka prayer wey dey follow my head na 'sniper', you norr fit survive am! And if na fly you wan fly, her prayer too get barbwire!.. He begin laff say na dem Babim him dey reason!..You say wetin?
I say, person give you foam sleep for free, you wan go knack am? She beg you for knack?.. Broda 'Ogbolo' say, your pikin still dey wait you for lagos o!
We off light sleep, he nor too teh wah hear knock for door! I go open, na Babim o...she say she fit stay our side?..As i wan ask wetin do dem room?, say we nor get space for dey bed... na im i look bed nor see Broda belle o!.. I bin try wake 'Ogbolo' ask?
Na babim come teh me say Broda Belle, dey dia side with Baby Ukwu! I jor weak close mouth!...you say wetin?
I say i no believe, mah go see! I go open door see Broda belle balance for Ukwu back, hang wan leg up!.I close door go back room...*choi! See life o!
I go sleep for middle of Babim and Ogbolo!..My whole back dey pain me like dem beat me stick...Na so Babim face me begin do eye like person wey wan get seizure! I say wetin? She say mah come rub am! I say wia? She carry my hand go her west!..Choi! * stella na die o! I go die dia finish!*.
I don balance for her back dey do 'rub rub' when i bin hear Mama voice 'Ebukaaaa'...Chizors!
Day don break and na inside bus i sleep! *mschew!
Driver come start bus, we go use pure water wash face...Journey kontinue o! We reach Pacific o! Make una hep me teh Pastor Ebenezar o!..Okuko kilam!
Soldier for gate say 'otondo', carry va load izza head!?.. I hia load, head! Dey rest no matter... na fiam i go join queue o...plenty pipu don come dey night before...we finish documentation, dem gimme hostel number, platoon number, mattress.
Na so i go find bunk o!I position for bottom as person don dey up!...I hail dem pipu for my corner.
Una don see wen surplus person dey climb window?na so my bonkie be o!..na pray say make he nor fall on top me one night..I go jor press die!
I enter mammy market after dem give us uniform finish for my platoon. I find tailor to hep me hol dey traw-ziz wey dem gimme. I sidon see people dey buy, sell, gist..I finish for tailor, i say mah chop rice.
I dey dia wen i bin see Babim again! She bin taya wit all dey upandan waka. She say she wan baff but dey pipu wey use dem hostel before don scatter baffroom with shit! Say she nor fit baff for outside!... you say wetin? You mean to teh me all of una 'angels of glory' go dey baff for outside? Ehn- hen? ..Abeg na naked baff?..wey dey address?!
I go back hostel, i never close eye sleep wey dem sound 'trombone' soldiers enter carry hose with water dey pursue us go parade for early morin! Na for road i bin wear trouser and boot..dey cold no be hia o! I see pipu wear head warmer, black gloves..chisorx! Wey me i go buy 'nwayioma' white gloves!...we march soteh pipu begin faint, dem carry go clinic... me sef begin rizin to faint, but faint nor gree come!..
I go use food ticket kolet bread and tea..I bin put bread, comot na white bread still white!...Evri platoon go take turn, join dem kitchen staff cook...we assist dem fetch water, wash things...dey activity dey interesting o!...we begin sing dem song wey soldier teach us...na fun o!
Dem soldier go come pursue us for hostel go attend lecture! Na different groups dem get so you go dia learn vocation tins. I turn neck one day see as dem dey teach dem chinchin, puff-puff! Una know who dey hep teacher hol him bowl of chinchin?..Na Broda Ogbolo!..
Some pipu wey sneak go sidon for mammy na so soldier carry dem do frog jump! Some wey dodge parade for afternoon, na march dem make dem do till late night...lwkmd!..soldier dem call us ' white fowl!...as we look inside dey white knicker,tshirt and orange boot (like chicken leg).
We do different competition, drama, dance, sports, beauty pageant.Everybody go gather for hall enjoy dey event!..Dem begin chase me upandan mah join dem for dance drama!..be like say una no wan win! I nor sabi dance!
We get radio for camp o! Dey corpers dia nor dey march like us o! Dem sabi do shakara ehnn!
If ya property loss for camp, na dey radio dem go announce make you come carry ya kaya!
I go dem clinic see fine fine gehz wey faint. Even dem corper doctors sef fine soteh you sef go gree faint everyday!
We nor do endurance treck o! As na dat time fight and boko haram wahala plenty...so na inside camp we do our own... we climb rope, sing, snap picture...soldier pipu sabi make person laff abeg!
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Reality of Camp...
For first week, pipu go use eye scan and guage other pipu to see who dem fit attach either for money, knack, connection.Na few pipu no get ulterior motive to befriend you.If you see dem 'hol dem tight'!
Second week na reality period wey you either hol am tight or you thief anoda perzin own! Na ending of dis week you go realise say dey real service just dey start when you reach outside camp.
Na dis time pipu go dey do eye service for platoon officer, dem go dey greet soldier every minute!
Recharge card sef go wan scarce for camp! Pipu go dey 'buy-buy' to dey connect outside to confirm wia dem go dey after camp if na village or na villa?
Na different tins person go see oh! Na dat time sef dem carsh fine geh wey don marry, inside gutter witim manu!..Some pipu na under table for mammy dem see dem!..pipu begin use different sickness name as reason go anoda state!...
The day dem paste list for pipu wey dem carry comot for Benue...choi, see as pipu dey flex for mammy as some dey cry for hostel...some pipu go fight dem 'friend' wey na onli him own click. Anoda go fight say him 'friend' nor tell am say he dey plan comot! Girls dey cry anyhow o as bobo don relocate fiam!
Final day reach o!...dem tell us big oga dey come, na so we tanda inside hot sun till pipu begin faint again! We wait ooo...until dey person finally come.
All dey march we learn jor fly comot for my ear! I go tanda for back dey copy guy wey dey my front!..
We finish orientation o! Finally we go line up again begin collect our posting letter! Choi see queue, bus full everi wia! Na dat time be dey 'Golden moment' for camp o! Na dia you go know if ya posting parol be in vain or not!
You go see pipu sidon for ground dey cry say dey no wan go wia dem post dem!... some pipu go happy say yes! As dem carry dem go city or correct place! Another set no go jor bother, dem go accept dem fate!... na dat moment you fit nor see some pipu ever again o! And some, una go become friends for only dey posting phase and some go be your frend for life o!
Na dey Local Inspector and head of corpers(c.l.o) for dey batch before us carry bus and cardboard with name of our Local Govt come carry us go dia! Our c.l.o na fine geh o, na from same village we bin come sef! Correct geh, dis posting don set alredi!
Dey mood inside dey bus go dey different as some go dey happy as na adventure while some see am as torture!... For camp, everybody wan go Makurdi, as life dey dia! Na city, so pipu do plenty desperate tinz to reach dia o!... i see one geh for my platoon, na she march pass! She nor dey miss parade o! Na believe say dem go carry am go city! For wia? Na same village we dey go!
Una wan know wia dem post me? ... na village wey na river water we bin drink, cook & baff!..We bin build palmfrond do baffroom. Na inside bush we dey shit...you dig hole with stick or cutlass, shit and cover!... If you wash cloth spread am, before you go carry clip to holam, dey cloth don dry fly comot!.. Dem nor born you well go baff before sun comot! Na cold go kee you dia!...
To use fone nko? Na ontop mountain una go climb dey find signal! If you get luck, na to hang ya fone ontop tree for ya dormot! Put am for highest volume so if dey tin catch signal, na to climb tree receive call!..* better excercise*..
Dem village pipu nice nor be small o, dem go wan kee you with food sef! Everyday na soso pounded yam! Kwashorko fee kee persin!
Farm produce na free dem go give corper o! Market day na once in a week! As corper na dash dem go dash una finish!...even dem men go teh dia pikin to come dey kip you company. Dey female pikin wey mature sef go dey ask if you 'need' anytin?! *side eyes*..
I dey dia experience dey crisis with fulani pipu. Dem burn houses kee pipu...we enter bush go hide and sleep for days! Choi... if una see war, una go dey appreciate peace o!...
God bless Stella, Nigeria and Everywhere else!.
Signing out...Ebuka the Graduate!
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THE MONEY SAVER
Stella nwanyioma, greetings oo.
I dont know where this fits.
Please hide my id/mail.
I have a problem and i want to know if anyone else has something similar.
I JUST CANT STOP SAVING.
as absurd as it sounds, its my problem now.
I started saving as a child, i used to lend my parents money, in school i lent people who had allowances thrice mine , money.
Im working now, have a side business , my husband is not doing bad.
But i cant stop .
And still, I'm worrying about how to save more and more.
I save even without knowing what im saving for.
I dont know if its normal.
Any thoughts on this?.
*I am a money saver too...lol
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LIGHT SKINNED ISH
Hi Stella
Pls.don't post my name oo.
I met dis amazing guy his everything to me we got engaged.the issue is he thinks iv always been a light skinned girl .i started using a cream for over six years now, i remember my roommate brought it n we both used it. It was really good and my dark chocolate colour changed to light.my colour is even everywhere i don't have patches so lots of people think iv been like dis.he always comment on my skin tone now i don't want him to find out n feel betrayed cos we r in a sincere kind of relationship i feel he will be disappointed.
what do i do.should i tell him i was once dark skinned.
*why would you lie about something as simple as this?''Honey i used to be dark skinned but used something,hope its ok for you''? why would you lie?Na wah!
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THE CHEATING WOMAN VS THE CHEATING MAN
A man can cheat on his woman and still love her but a woman cannot cheat on her man and still love him. I say this because while men do not have sex with emotions, women can't have sex without attaching emotions to it. This is the reason men simply need a place to have sex while women need a reason to have sex.
Most women who take their husbands to court for divorce are those that cheat on their men. A non cheating woman would most likely never take her husband to court for divorce, unless the man exceedingly abuses her physically and emotionally to the point of killing her.
Men don't equate sex with love. A man can have sex with another woman but still doesn't love her. That's why women who fell in love with married men find it difficult to find happiness in those relationships as they are just being used by those married men. But once a married woman starts sleeping with you, she can even narrates some hidden secretes concerning her husband and she will even tell you why she hates him (her husband). She can even accept poison from you to eliminate her husband.
For men, sex and love are two different things. But for women, sex and love are one and the same things. For men, sex comes first before love (infatuation), but for women love comes first before sex (true love). Therefore, once your woman starts having sex with another man/men, her love shifts from you to that man and she can even start giving that man the best food and love than she gives you.
The fact that your man is cheating on you doesn't mean he has stopped loving you. But I can't say the same for women. Once a woman starts cheating on you, she has fallen for someone else and you people will never live the same again. And she can even kill her husband once she starts cheating on him.
If your wife starts cheating, you should be a lucky man not to die in less than 10 years. It has been found that 95% of women who cheat wish their husbands dead. That is the main reason why it is dangerous for a man to continue staying with a wife who cheats on him. That is why is now encouraged everywhere in the world including in the Bible, for a man to divorce his wife only once she starts cheating on him. Cheating women are more deadly to husbands than ordinarily criminals or weapons. There are many cheating women in the world who invite criminals to break into her house at night only to come and eliminate her man and police officers plus relatives can't detect this as the same woman tend to moan more than any person at the funeral so as to attract sympathy and hide her evil acts.
That's why psychologists discourage women,more than men, from cheating.
Women can't handle the emotional conflict that comes with cheating.
That's the reason an observant and intelligent man will notice that his wife has started cheating on him once he starts doing it because most women tend to lose respect to their husbands and try to avoid sex with them in most times.
Cheating Women will even be giving excuses for not wanting to have sex with their husbands. Study has revealed that nearly 90% of women who cheat find it hard to have enjoyable sex with their husbands, again an intelligent man will detect this once his wife's behavior with regard to sex start changing. But a dull man can never detect this and always tolerate fake excuses from his cheating wife until he is completely eliminated.
Study has shown that every relationship begins to flounder once a woman starts cheating. There are many men who cheat on their partners but still show them true love. But it is very hard to find a relationship in which a woman is cheating and things still remain the same.
I repeat, nearly 100% of cheating women wish their husbands quick death or divorce to have unlimited sex freedom while nearly 100% of cheating men can't wish their wives quick death or divorce. That is why most men cant allow their wives to be physically or verbally abused by their girlfriends. Men will always stand for their wives.
A man would cheat but still love and respect his wife, but the opposite is true with cheating women.
Once your wife starts sleeping with other men/man, just know that your death is near.
Copied.
I DO NOT AGREE WITH WHOEVER WROTE THIS....hisss!!!
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DOMESTIC STAFF NEEDED
The following domestic staffs are needed around AJAH.
*Driver.
*Nanny.
*Cook
*maid/house help.
note:the
job comes with accommodation. call:08029772884
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FOR SALE
I have a slightly used Brhum chest freezer and a Binatone blender for sale. Both products are still in very good shape but I'm selling off to raise cash for my mum's hospital bills. The freezer is going for 80,000 while the blender is 7,000. Location is Badore Ajah. 07089149305
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Professional and Experienced Graphics Designer needed urgently
Dear Stella,
Please kindly help me post this on your blog.
1. Male professional and experienced graphics designer is urgently needed.
Kindly send your CV to chynny4sure@gmail.com or call this number 09055616498
Abuja Residents only.
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Free Small Chops And Event Planning.
Do you have an upcoming event in Port-Harcourt between September - December 2018?
Get free small chops & event planning when we cater for you @1000/plate for all menu.
Our services are rendered by uniformed ushers with superior tablewares.
Check us out on instagram @nadeanskitchen
Call or whatsapp 08117202723 for booking.
Limited to PH residents.
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TEEJAYS CORNER
THE 'IT IS WELL' SYNDROME BY CHRISTIANS.
Few weeks ago, I met a famous professor and a theologian and we had some good time together talking about the church and the society. One notable thing he said and I have always known to be true is that, "Nigerian Christians are so deceitful and pretentious in nature, not being realistic about happenstances."
So often a time I have heard Christians saying 'it is well' even at a time all isn't well. Funny enough you see people going through financial break down and you ask them what is happening? Only to hear things like 'I am rich'. Please don't get me wrong, I am not taking away the place of faith and hope in our Christian belief in Christ or positive declaration, rather it is very essential too to admit and face the realities of life and say things as they truely are if we haven't been doing so. Tell people the truth about your situations. A closed mouth is a closed destiny.
Whatever you go through in life, always be transparent to people about it and seek help. If you must cry to get something done please do. Do not pretend all is well when they are not just to create or sustain the impression you are a good or devoted Christians.
It's so sad that some Christians died as a result of sickness simply because they chose to remain silent about it. They are the type that believe a christian shouldn't fall sick. When the situation deteriorate so badly, you see them gasping for life but so unfortunate they won't make it. This could have been avoided earlier if they had spoken out.
One problem I have with the contemporary Christians, is that they read the bible without understanding. Now let's hear what the bible have to say, James 2:15-17
15. Suppose a brother or a sister is without clothes and daily food.
16. If one of you says to them, “Go in peace; keep warm and well fed,” but does nothing about their physical needs, what good is it?
17. In the same way, faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead.
Now you understand why telling people 'it is well' when it isn't, is a wrong statement and approach to make. If Christ had wanted us to pretend all is well, He wouldn't have told us to ask and it shall be given to us, knock it shall be opened unto us nor seek you will find in Mathew 7:7
At all moments express yourself without reservation if need be, for it could be all you would ever needed to be happy in life.
BV TEEJAY.
Nice writeup Teejay.
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LOOKING FOR MAKE UP TEACHER
I am looking for a professional make up artist that is interested in teaching someone total make over, gele and hair at a subsidised rate. The person should be at Onitsha and it's environment. Call 09059877587. Please be affordable.
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CAR FOR SALE
Toyota Camry Tiny light. 1998 model, Automatic, Nigeria used, with
air conditioner, alloy rim and other features in good condition. Price
400k. Location is Lagos. 08174520392.
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patronise me for your quality and affordable stock materials for your
*bedsheet
*Duvets
*Duvets cover
*Throw pillows
*Complete sets... 100% cotton of materials of your choice to be sewed, packaged and delivered to your doorstep..
Call/DM 07033964462
I G glad_thrifts_and_beds
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Beautiful purses for all occasions
Call or whatsapp 08083655058
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PROPERTY FOR RENT AND VACANCY
A room self contain for rent close to VGC AJAH. Mini flat for rent in
Thomas estate and ikota AJAH .
Driver needed urgently in AJAH job comes
with accommodation. call:0802977......
SCAM ALLEGATIONS HEAPED ON YOUR HEAD SO I HAVE TAKEN OUT YOUR NUMBER;GET BACK TO ME OGA:::Anyone who already copied this number should not call or give him any 3k.
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TAILOR NEEDED
lease if you're a tailor around Badore-Ajah and can fix sleeves for wedding gowns, please contact me on 08169588144. I have 4 gowns to work on
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DISCLAIMER.
This girl up there Uzoamaka Nnaemeke Okeke is going around claiming my company. This was brought to my notice on Saturday being the 18th day of this month by a certain Baba J OKolo who sent a whatsapp message to me asking for more details on the up coming training, he also said he sent a whatsapp message the previous day to this number 08145889121 which was written on a 3d epoxy floor training advert with my company's name and my pictures from the said girl's facebook wall and was told that a training was concluded and another will be scheduled before Dec.
I asked him how he got my number, he said he Googled my company's name and saw a training advert (the advert madam Stella did for me free of charge ooooo) and decided to send a whatsapp message to the number he saw there. He later sent the link of the advert on the girl's wall to me which I opened and saw that not only did this Uzoamaka steal my company's Advert writeup and my pictures I posted on Rant HQ on May for a training, she is claiming the iwnership of Double.E Artistry, she deleted my number and added her number, she deleted my ig handle that was in the writeup, she added this to my writeup and I quote "we dont work with people that ask for enquiries under this post, we only work with those that call or send a whatsapp message, so for more enquiries only call or send a whatsapp message", and of cos clearly her number.
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I did a training advert post with Rant HQ on May and I got calls from people for enquiries and clearly she was one of the people that called and said she stays in Abj and can't come down to the east for the training and asked if I can come to Abj, I told not for 1 person, I said if I can get from 5 people and above , I may consider coming to Abj for the training, which she agreed to organise people. That was the last I heard from her not knowing she is using my writeup, my company's name and my pictures but her number to run her parole. .
Please that girl up there is not me and she is not representing me nor my company. .
.Double. E Artistry is a registered company with CAC. Thank you.
This girl up there Uzoamaka Nnaemeke Okeke is going around claiming my company. This was brought to my notice on Saturday being the 18th day of this month by a certain Baba J OKolo who sent a whatsapp message to me asking for more details on the up coming training, he also said he sent a whatsapp message the previous day to this number 08145889121 which was written on a 3d epoxy floor training advert with my company's name and my pictures from the said girl's facebook wall and was told that a training was concluded and another will be scheduled before Dec.
I asked him how he got my number, he said he Googled my company's name and saw a training advert (the advert madam Stella did for me free of charge ooooo) and decided to send a whatsapp message to the number he saw there. He later sent the link of the advert on the girl's wall to me which I opened and saw that not only did this Uzoamaka steal my company's Advert writeup and my pictures I posted on Rant HQ on May for a training, she is claiming the iwnership of Double.E Artistry, she deleted my number and added her number, she deleted my ig handle that was in the writeup, she added this to my writeup and I quote "we dont work with people that ask for enquiries under this post, we only work with those that call or send a whatsapp message, so for more enquiries only call or send a whatsapp message", and of cos clearly her number.
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I did a training advert post with Rant HQ on May and I got calls from people for enquiries and clearly she was one of the people that called and said she stays in Abj and can't come down to the east for the training and asked if I can come to Abj, I told not for 1 person, I said if I can get from 5 people and above , I may consider coming to Abj for the training, which she agreed to organise people. That was the last I heard from her not knowing she is using my writeup, my company's name and my pictures but her number to run her parole. .
Please that girl up there is not me and she is not representing me nor my company. .
.Double. E Artistry is a registered company with CAC. Thank you.
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| ELLA EZEIFE CEO Double E Artistry |
Miss Okeke can contact me for her side of the story to explain why she used someone else' photos and advert to promote her own hustle
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Lagos looks so quiet, the holidays I guess.
ReplyDeleteI envy u guys living in Lagos, traffic asides, u guys have enough big boutiques n shopping centres.
DeleteI'm telling you BlackBerry.
DeleteIt's only the shops I like in Lagos.
This Abuja is one kind.
Thinking of how to come down to Lagos to shop for clothes.
Stella you said we should report any dubious vacancies here
DeleteThat vacancy up there looking for nanny driver housemaid with accomodation is a scam, he is asking us to buy a form for 3k after which he will send us to where we will work.
He is the same person that posted property for rent in Ajah also looking for a driver. Imagine how many N3000 he will gather from jobless bvs. Pls call him to order before victims will come and start doing call outs.
As in ehn, I'm planning to enter Lagos just to buy clothes.
DeleteMiss ESS, please let me camp here to post this so people can read it easily.
DeleteMr. TeeJay, please do not attempt to share spiritual things from the bible when you lack understanding or have no knowledge. The Bible says that spiritual matters are spiritually discerned and are foolishness to the mere man.
Your write up there shows you have not received the spirit of faith. You are speaking from a mere man's perspective. I will not allow you derail others with your lack of spiritual knowledge.
The bible is clear about faith, which is the substance of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen. Hebrews 11:1. Meaning we believe before we receive. A man who understands the things of the spirit will not say, "let's face reality" while focusing on the natural circumstance. His reality is God's reality. So if a Christian's current natural financial situation is broke, he says "I am rich" because he understands that on the cross, Christ became poor that through His poverty I may be rich.
When a man of faith with spiritual discernment speaks, the mere man does not understand and makes a mockery just as you've done, TeeJay.
If you are a Christian indeed, be like the Berean Christians. Study God's word to show yourself approved and rightly divide the word of TRUTH. Until then, please don't mislead people any further.
God bless you.
That one ranting about the difference between men and women, you are heavily biased. You cannot force people to agree with you simply because that is your view. Your view does not have to fit everybodys' reality. I have seen a lot to discountenance a lot of what you put up there. Also you tried to corroborate your story by saying studies have shown bla bla bla, but you did not cite even one study. Na wa for that your write up. I disagree with it too. Thank God I am not the type to swallow every thing I read hook line and sinker. I predict poster, that you are going to confuse many impressionable people. Hmmm, enough said!
Deleteyes @blackberry, many places to shop at cheaper prices and quality things but the stress is killing.
DeleteLemme perch here biko,that write up about men and women cheating,are you encouraging men to continue cheating or what? Enjoying ma hols like kilode...Farm city,D.N.A....etc...if you know you know😉😉
Delete@ Anon 16:50, thanks so much for speaking my mind. Let the weak say I am strong, let the poor say I am rich. The woman who gave Elisha refuge when she lost her son to death, used the term "it is well " even though it looked contrary to her present situation. I disagree with you on this Teejay.
DeleteShe will adjust with time
Deletekeep talking to her
she can still be moulded right
I recharge DStv/Gotv at cheaper rate.
You can give it a try
Lollll you must think people are balls of fufu to be molding upandan.
DeleteThank you Lucile, will look out for the movie but is it also shown as a series on Amag?kisses to you love😘😘😘
ReplyDeleteThank you Ms A on your concern bout the building collapse. I'm safe and fine. Thank you 😘
Thanks so much for all the birthday wishes (My Olori, Toyosi, Swaggiieeee, Ms A, Indiana, Chike, Giddy babe and everyone else that sent in a good wish). I sincerely appreciate. Unfortunately, I was off the blog that period never knew i could be kidnapped completely by work and barely had any time at all for my self. I appreciate y'all sooo sooo much. God bless you 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
And to the Blog Queen of my Blog heart, my biggest cheerleader and hype mistress Chikito, simply put, you are a blessing to me, thanks for all you are. God bless you real good. Mad love I got for you 😘😘😘😘
By the way, when do we write bout horrible bosses abeg....
Please can we feature cases of Horrible Bosses on InHouseGist? I need to report somebody ASAP😭😂😭😭!
Hello Everyone! 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
You are welcome my darling same girl 😘😘
DeleteMore fabulous years ahead
Belated Happy Birthday darling..... Gods blessings always!
DeleteSame girl I dey greet o.hope ur bday celebration was lit.happy belated bday o.samegirl for ABJ chikito for lag.tuale maama
DeleteBelated Happy Birthday Jojo.. . You are beautiful!
DeleteEeerrrrmmm, what does it take to qualify fir FOIHN tho 🙄🙄🙄🙄... pls everyone qualifies 😂😂😂
I'm sorry bout your sex life issues Poster, perhaps part of postnatal crisis. But I don't get "My womb usually falls and goes back to position"... can anyone enlighten me please. Many children can be selfish. I think you should consciously and practically reach teach her love in sharing. Use every and any opportunity to teach her that.
Saving money is good as long as you are not being stingy to yourself or your environment. You can be saving and be hungry or begging or your family is hungry or looking tattered. As long as none of these or any other STINGY act is happening, enjoy your saving.
Lol @lightskinned ish... but Stella, how many people will actually say "....i used to be darkskinned...." 😂😂😂
Well, some women cheat for gains. Could be avoiding loneliness, financial Etc.. . What is good for the goose.....😂😭
Same Girl you missed it oooo,it was movie.they showed it on show case on Saturday.it was very interesting
DeleteHahagahaha una bad
DeleteThank you cookie 😘😘😘
DeleteThank you Anon... lit is an understatement...
Are you serious Lucile...😭😭😭. It looked really interesting. Will look for it
That awesome moment when you realise that She is
DeleteSame Girl in Abuja
Ekaete in Uyo
Chikito The Professional in Lagos
Take your award and birthday cake babygirl♀🎂
I love the way you lie💃
Hanhan she don offend u before
DeleteWrite about your boss and get sack
DeleteKwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
God bless the givers and the
Cheers
Hey y'all
ReplyDeleteHey purple poupoluos
DeleteDon't mind Stella jare,please add other chores like cooking ,going to the market, washing clothes you hear,mstchew.
Delete@BB, howdy babe?
DeleteGood Afternoon lovelies 😘😘😘😘
ReplyDeleteSo excited about the holiday 💃💃💃
First time I am getting free 500mb data from mtn.....Simply Go to Google Play store and download My Mtn.... Follow all the process and you will be given free 500mb💃💃💃💃💃
They gave me 100mb for three days😐
DeleteAlthough I did not go through this process. I just got an SMS and I flexed the mb
The way I fear MTN run, I'm even afraid to download the app sef.. .😂😂😂
DeleteWaoh,really
DeleteYes o. I'm gonna have a great service year. Onise Iyanu.
DeleteGod bless you in manifolds Mrs Bimpe....and hubby. She's so so so nice. This one no be for mouth o. In fact They are really God sent. I can't thank them enough.
Thanks to you too Stella, you are the real MVP. 😘😘😘😘😘😘
Hmmmmmm
DeleteI suggest you Google the meaning of Greek gift.
They will give you 100 and remove 500.
Trust me.
Thanks Bv Bimpe, when I say love lives on this blog, it's not a lie. Enjoy dearest Beloved.
DeleteEbuka, thanks so much for entertaining us
I enjoyed your story from A-Z
Olori I don’t trust them. I have a feeling they will pilfer my data later😩😩😩😩
DeleteBtw, You've not answered our question ooh, or I didn't come back to check?🤔
They gave me 2 GB free data for 3 days and I don't have to go and download anything from Google play store. I had to call them to confirm if twas a mistake lols. Mtn are like the devil themsef. I fear who no fear them. Been enjoying the data since yesterday sha.
DeleteSurest in law...I have answered oh
DeleteYou didn't go back to read
About the mtn free data, it's actually an awareness campaign.On it, you have your puk no and even when you registered your SIM...
@Beloved you're welcome, dear. Stellz you're welcome, too.
DeleteBimpe
ON BECOMING 24
ReplyDeleteWalking through a road so narrow,
of torny grasses piercing like arrows.
With strangers who became friends
And friends who turned strangers;perhaps never were they friends.
A road where lack is dominant
Alas,resources never abundant.
Where the spirit is ever willing,
But the body, ever deceiving.
How the road grew longer, I was left to wonder.
Even the things I always crave,those things now;off I wave.
Is this what it means to grow?
Or is there a road less strenuous, I want to know.
Life is sure like a puzzle
We can't help but hustle
The road to 24 has been rough on me,
Notwithstanding, 24 still looks good on me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNIVERSARY TO ME 😍
Happy birthday Mary
DeleteHave a beautiful year and beyond
Happy birthday Mary
DeleteMay God meet you at the point of your need
Live long and prosper
Happy birthday to you dear, live long and prosper
Delete*Larry was here*
Babe you are beautiful. Happy birthday
DeleteEnjoy your new year dear and many happy years ahead
DeleteHappy birthday to you Mary,may the blessings of the Lord rush you as you clock 24. Age gracefully
DeleteHappy bday
DeleteThanks guys.. I really appreciate this
Delete24!Make I hear insult from you or see you put mouth where weey talk again.
DeleteHBD Mary
DeleteHappy Birthday Mary baby. God will keep you and meet all your needs.
DeleteHappy Birthday maryjauna . Sure you had a fantastic day
DeleteThanks guys.. God bless you all.
DeleteAnon 😂😂
Wife material is a girl who posts a picture and gets 4 likes after 10 days..Be guided my brother..
ReplyDeleteDoesn't apply darling.... you can slay slay and slay and be a wife material. It never has to be boring as long as you are living within your means
DeleteSame girl, na joke
DeleteNo shoki? And I even came early because of it. BVs are stingy
ReplyDeleteNo vex na buhari recession caused this hagahaha. You no hear say give and it will be given unto you. The thing no dry ya Bible
DeleteWe won't mind if you bless our phones with Shoki 😊
Delete"It is better to wait long than marry wrong".
ReplyDeleteWord!
Delete...how long is too long?
DeleteYeah @same girl.
Delete@Oxygen: (smiles ) In my world "too long" doesn't exist.I believe things happen in their time.it can be sooner or later but in "world peoples world" age is attached to "too long" .Funny enough peoples too long differ.For some too long can be from 23 for others 30 and so in the context of the quote up there, no matter how long it takes just dont be in a rush.
@Epistlegang, you have written well!
DeleteBelated birthday pretty Mercy.
ReplyDeleteTalking of this boobs issue on girls.
ReplyDeleteIs there anything that can be done to prevent a girl child from developing breasts early in life?
I have this neighbour's daughter I doubt if that girl is up-to 10 years old but her boob are bigger and fuller than mine .
Whenever I see her I just wish there is something I could do to revert it.
And to think the said girl isn't even that fat to attribute it to fatness, she's just moderate sized.
I don't want my daughters to develop breasts so early cos I'm seeing it as the trending thing for most children below the age of 10.
Seriously, it bleeds my heart seeing very little innocent children developing breasts.
So I ask, is there anything that can be done to delay developing breasts.?
When we were young, na ynash of Spoon malee used for us. Today breast no big even after suck suck and lick lick.
DeleteHahagahaha
It is even same with a child of 5 years been able to wash bathroom at all
DeleteI dunno if the human body is changing with the world, I started developing breasts from 14yrs. Late Bloomer.
DeleteDesert is encroaching faster.
DeleteThe calendar days are swift.
Teens are blooming faster.
Summer seems hotter.
Winter seems extreme celsius.
Human life span has drastically dropped to 70-80... etc.
Should we blame global warming?
I din't have boobs till I was 14. I was the only one without boobs back then in our group and i was always mocked for not having boobs. And when it started growing I was super excited that I finally had boobs. I prayed so hard to have boobs and when it came I flaunt it thru out the month until i gat a brain resetting knock from my mum saying a gal has got to cover them boobs up and not show it to the world.
DeleteMtcheeeeeew see this woman oooh as if that one stopped me from showing all my classmate that I had boobs in school.
The same God who brought you this far will keep you and carry you through any difficulty you may be facing today or in the future. He is with you, and He is faithful!_VictoriaOsteen
ReplyDeleteAfternoon lovelies,i sure need sun,can anybody help with arthritis herbs or any local treatment
ReplyDeleteDrama Loading here
ReplyDeleteI think say Na only me smell d drama ooo...let's wait and see.
DeleteMc pinky
Pinky please I also sent you a mail on the t-junction Ankara thingy
DeleteAnd truly, there is a T junction where they sell akara right close by here. There is also another one I remember at Magodo also at Tjunction. Although my mind says that they're there because that's where the largest footfalls are found though.... Hmmmmmm
DeleteTrue Situation Analysis of Life.
ReplyDeleteAfter Secondary School..
All your classmates have gone in different directions in the world.
Some have completed universities and are now:
Doctors,
Engineers,
Teachers,
Pilots,
Lawyers,
Administrators, etc.
Some are married,
Some have given birth,
Some are still searching and waiting on the Lord.
Some are dead, don't forget that too.
And others are on the sick bed,
Some are running their higher degrees: Masters, PHD, etc.
Some haven't even gained admission into the tertiary institution and may NEVER be able to.
Some own companies,
Some are now Directors and major shareholders in global companies.
But how do you feel
When you meet your classmates, and it seems like he/she has accomplished their dreams
And you're not yet close to yours?
So many thoughts run through your mind, right?
First, you think God has not been fair to you.
How about the ones you meet on the street wearing dirty cloths and still struggling for survival ?
Do you get the same thoughts running through your mind?
I guess, NO.
Don't forget too that some are already dead.
Somehow it feels natural to have that feeling of jealous for those mates who seem better off, but it is really unnecessary.
There is no room for regrets,
We are all different and our paths to greatness are also not the same in distance.
Some might have arrived earlier before you and some after you, but whatever level you find yourself in life,
Please keep trying to break limitations and move further.
Celebrate the success of others, its an indication that yours too shall surely come.
Your friend buys a car now, be happy with him/ her.
Remember when you'll buy yours,
theirs might not be the latest again.
There's no permanent champion, but current champion.
Life is not about competition, do not be in a race with anyone; remember, we may seem to be reading the same book but different chapters at different times.
Don't let the passion in you kill the desire in you, keep it burning.
What you're passing through today;
Write it down because one day the world would be ready to read it, they'll become part of your success story.
There's no height you cannot attain, believe in yourself, define your goals, recognize distractions and don't stop striving.
Spend time teaching yourself, because those things that mainly take people to the top are the things they devoted their time to develop.
Don't be intimidated by your friend's success, the sky is wide enough for birds to fly without touching one another.
Value every little thing that God brings into our life, love God and obey Him.
For with God, all things are possible.
*Now to those who are on top Never forget to give a helping hand to those who are down.Because Life is full of uncertainties; the one you pull up today, may be the one to hold your hands and prevent you from falling tomorrow*
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Chidera the hustler abeg help out,
ReplyDeleteYou once mentioned I can use Coca-cola to wash my dandruff infected hair. Please what's the method?
Help a sister
Good afternoon. make una come and see 'purse and purses'. Happy birtday to all celebrants. So tankers have finally taken over Lagos road. I dey come. @Princess Tever
ReplyDeleteThe bleached girl please what is the name of your cream abeg? I really need it for my own skin. Hope it's Cheap ooo?
ReplyDeleteNext time don't twist your mouth simply say I bleached my skin.
You want something 'cheap' to 'bleach' your skin?
DeleteLolll.
When you are gifted your crocodile covering you will still run back to complain. Mtsheew.
Cheap article.
Stella it's actually my birthday not pore birthday 😔
ReplyDeleteI'm here for madam that's asking her 5yr old daughter to scrub bathroom, sweep and do other house chores, madam fear GOD oh, this is Child Abuse. Stop it Asap
ReplyDeletewhats the abuse there is the child does it with joy? shes leqrning sumthg valuable... abuse is putting makeup on her & letting her dance to wizkid at 5.
Deleteas long as its not on a regular, she'd do it with joy... like organizing her toys or combing her dolls hair
DeleteA 5 years old scrubbing the toilet to the satisfaction of an adult is uncommon.
DeleteThere are detergents used that isn't safe for kids. How do you let her handle Scouring powder,Bleach etc. Or do you re wash when shes done? I personally think its too much Ma.
About her attitude, Your tone felt like you are almost writting your child off. They throw tantrums all the time and at this point you can have discussions with her.
Let her know she can’t have her brother’s stuff when she wants it. You could try ‘Time Outs’ when she does it. You are doing okay, Identifying the issue means you are aware and by God’s grace, you will sort it out.
Abeg it's not abuse my 5yr old still mopped this morning with me. I didn't ask too she just love doing house chores with me but not an every time thing. She does it whenever she feels like and i encourage it.
Deletemdee it is good she likes doing it. Please encourage but don't make it a must
DeleteStella it's actually my birthday not pre birthday 😔
ReplyDeleteDidn't even read all d write up of male and fame cheats, d writer is an ijiot.
ReplyDeleteThe writer of the male and female cheat is a delusional, selfish chauvinist trying to justify himself and other dogs like himself cheating but will hate it if they get cheated on.
DeleteAccording to his theory, the people they cheat with are women that have caught feelings for them and the people their women cheat with are men who will never have feelings for them so I see no problem here. If men do not see sex as a big deal, it shouldn't move them if their women cheat.
You dey mind am?
DeletePeople stop deceiving your selves okay. Men cheat with who now??? their fellow men or women? If you are a married man and keep sleeping with other women be rest assured other men are also sleeping with your wife..Kapish!!
DeleteHi y'all
ReplyDeleteBeautiful faces on ihn
Happy birthday anniversary Mary
Okbye
Nice purses you have there.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful faces up there. Sign out meme is the truth
ReplyDeleteHey Guysssssssssssssss...... I'm back!!! I'll bring gist later, so tired.... I'll come back to Lagos soon, it feels good to be away from Lagos traffic and wahala!!
ReplyDeleteLemme chop this akpu and egusi soup ,I'll be reading comments .... I Celebrate Y'all 😘
I Celebrate you cookie
DeleteAdvert theft brouhaha
ReplyDeleteThat is what they do.
DeleteOr they will go online and steal stock pictures from Google or people's instagram page. When you contact them to buy what they advertised from their pictures, they will say 'ahh, it jus' finish now now now, but I have anoda one nyen nyen nyen'. It is just itching my hands to call out someone up there, see t ugly ones you folded, see the Internet pictures you are proudly displaying. But let mind my business.
Nothing as brouhaha na God catch am. These are evil bvs in anonymous rubbishing Mrs Korkus efforts and be forming I DON'T READ BLOGS.
DeletePortable Viv is Chiamaka Okeke and her husband name is Emeka, we siddon wait her reply, she's the one in the fo-to.
@16:17. You don’t say!!!
DeleteShe’s Portable Viv??
Fowl nyash don blow open vooooooom! Wonderful!
To think she disappeared from this blog!!
Lemme scroll up to take a look at face again.
😂😂😂😂
Good afternoon all.
ReplyDeleteSo much I feel like typing today. So so much. Let me start and just stop wherever.
ReplyDeleteSome will come kill me for this but I've come to realize something, if u are in a really good relationship and in a good place, u just wanna scream and let the whole world know.
Naturally, the former me would have told Davido to stop flaunting Chioma and go back to when the relationship was private but the new me knows that when you are in love, you don't wanna keep quiet. You just want the whole world to see this joy u are feeling. And once u start, it's difficult to lock it back in.
I was the type of girl that could never flaunt a boyfriend in social media (who you be) but this relationship I'm in is so so difficult not to do that especially since he took the first step last year.
Some women complain here when their relationship is perfect or near perfect and they will hear things like 'if it's too good to be true then it's not true'.
That's a lie. It's sometimes like that and then sometimes it's just that u have a really good person.
I've got a really really good person that I wouldn't trade for anything. He's not even rich or anything like that but his love, care, humility, kindness is just everything one should have in a relationship.
Yesterday, I wasn't doing anything, just lazying about with my phone and I was like 'babe, will u make lunch for us'. He was watching football at this time and he was like 'yea, sure'. Not even a moment hesitation. And then most times, I cook and he does the dishes. (OK I'm not crying right now, but no one is sha cutting onions here)
I didn't even set out to write all of these. I don't even know what I came to type sef but it's clear to me that I'm not going to stop hyping my boo anytime soon.
So get a boo like my boo
Cos if your boo isn't like my boo
Then I dunno
If ur boo is a boo.
Thank you.
Anons, food is served. FEED!
Sorrow Eka there's no food here. Even the people that will come and praise you with they I'd knows that you are finished. This guy will dump you like badly arranged cards and your name will be sorry.
DeleteI'm happy he's taking his time to study you so praise God he won't feel bad when he finally leaves cos no man will ever wish to end up with a sadist like you.
I would have advised you to save but it's a pity he has no money! Really bad enough for you
Nice1.....May God bless ur boo
DeleteI can relate.
DeleteMy friends haff taya for me.
When you meet a good man, praise him and love him for it.
They are scarce to find.
Tell him also, let him know how you treasure him.
The peace of mind that comes with dating a good man is worth screaming about.
Let's not add the other "cash and kind" that comes with it!
Enjoy every moment girl!
i just luv you sha...buh una wey get luck for men how una dey do am sef...e be like say me na single for life oooh...anyways i'm enjoying it..enjoy ur boo jare my dear Eka
DeleteCongrats babe!
Delete🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶
DeleteCoughing.
My shest my shest.
Eka is doing #
Pepper dem gang.
Anonymouses over to una.
Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
EKA JOY i promise you one thing....i will buy your wedding dress and send to you where ever you are getting married if i cannot attend.
DeleteThis kinda love is rare and not everyone find sit,those who dont understand what u r explaining will cuss you out but i get you babe geh and i rejoice for you and everyone else who finds a spouse who gives them peace ah mind
Hey God! Seal this,Sign it... Deliver it.😇😇😇
DeleteHer happier version is soooo much better. Amen
Oh Stella!
DeleteOh!
Eka...seee!!!!
A closed mouth is a closed Destiny abeg.
See as I dey happy like say Na me.
You are blessed on all sides Stella!
Stellaaaaaaa you are just wonderful!!!!😘
DeleteJoy, God has given you your own rib and he will perfect everything that concerns your union.
I know that feeling of serenity and peace.
Now start looking out for a beautiful wedding dress.. ...Vera Wang 💃💃💃💃
Eka congratulations really happy for you. I know how I'm begging God for a good man, humble, kind that loves me. Being loved is the greatest feeling. Tho have never been there before. It actually every girl dream believe me, so thank God daily. And I pray it end in praise for you. Amen
DeleteMy boo is like your boo. He gives me peace of mind and he's my dream-man. I flaunt him too but u have stopped because according to a proverb, if someone's yam ripe, we should always use hand to cover it and eat. I fear the world people oh. Just of recent, they started asking me if I am no more with my boo. I just laughed, let them continue guessing till they see my wedding pinshurez.
DeleteEh Stella, where do I even start from??? Just thank u. Thank u. Those who know how both of us started on this blog would be amazed about how good you've been to me. Now I can't wait to get married, make i wear Stella dress.
DeleteOne thing crossed off my budget. Thank u.
I wasnt even gonna come back to this post but I'm glad I did.
IPhie, all versions of who I am are all the things that come together to make the real Eka Joy. Won't even disown any version.
And to everyone that awwwwwed at this, thank u. May real love find all of you
Eka Joy I understand you well. When your spouse treats you right and gives you peace of mind, nothing beats it.
DeleteEka Joy, I am so happy for you. Having a good man who loves you is the best feeling ever. I pray God answers my prayers. Hope to hear wedding bells very soon
DeleteCongratulations Eka.
DeleteNice one Stella
DeleteEKa, To love and to be Loved is a great feeling.
DeleteMay peace that passes all understanding surround your love in Jesus name, Amen.
I love sweet LOVE
Good afternoon me beloved people of SDK. Happy birthday to the celebrants.
ReplyDeleteWE HAVE NEVER LIVED..(continuation)
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in Abuja too, an ugly girl with badly arranged teeth ran up to her dad. "Father!" She called. "The Abachas gave expensive wristwatches to people as attendance presents at their wedding, i want something bigger for mine."
Her father placed a hand gently on her shoulder. "My daughter," he said calmly, "those guys are just some lucky bastards spending the nation's looted money, but don't worry, I've ordered Mama WorldBank to help ship in Nokia's latest phones from India."
"Ah daddy!" She screeched. "Nokia phones are cheap and only common among poor folks. I don't want those and i also don't want that woman to see to that, she looks like a witch sometimes."
"Then what do you suggest, my dear? You know i'm a very busy man. Those Nigerian people would never let me sleep with all their complaints. 2019 is approaching and you know we have to pretend we care about them. Even if they go to hell, I'll be their president again, i don't care if they're all dead before then. Or daughter, aren't you also enjoying being the president's daughter?"
"Of course daddy, it's freedom-limiting though but quite enjoyable. You made me richer than President Barrack Obama of USA, i'm also the number-one among my friends and mummy also promised to open a jewelry shop for me in Dubai. Now daddy, will you please give me Three Billion Naira? I can get first-class i-phones with gold plaiting. You don't want the Abachas to look down on us, do you?"
"Ah, no. Never."
"I love you dad."
"I love you too. The account i opened for you in a white girl's name in Korea, that's where you'll find the money in the next 24 hours. And love, be careful, i don't want to be reading about you on Sahara Reporters."
"Trust me dad, i'm clever than those poor things."
"I trust you. I see you're so looking good for the wedding."
"Of course, i'm paying my stylist Twenty Million Naira a week, i met her in India. I love you dad. I have to go now."
"I love you too. Take care." He kissed her on the head and she left him.
Somewhere in Ile-Ife, a girl walked into a lecturer's office, shivering. The heavily moustached 63-year-old lecturer looked up and removed his glasses slowly, wiping sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand. He beckoned her over after a few seconds of assessment.
To be continued on so tomorrow
BTW
That anon that is asking me to say more about T-junction Akara...eni ti Olorun ba nso, ki ohun na sora....aye le ...only ignition understand me....mail me and I will give u all details u needed....bisipinkybisi@gmail.com
Mc pinky
Mc pinky, I sent you a mail concerning this at 3.07.
DeleteGood afternoon to all bvs
ReplyDeleteIhn welcome o.
ReplyDeletePls bv Elegant abi any oda bv that can reply me pls do..this thing has been on my mind for a long time but I ignored but it came back since I learnt that big sallah is tomorrow.
Last ur my moslim Hausa neighbor bought a big ram for sallah so as a good neighbor I went to assist d amarya to cook.only for me to see her frying the meat without washing o.when I asked y she said they don't wash ram meat that if u wash the meat will not done..as in it won't cook.shuoo I was surprise o.when she brought food I refused to eat o.only took the raw meat she gave and wash in my house.so pls is it islamically not to wash ram meat abi na dorty the woman be.in fact she even fried the meat without parboiling sef.Kai since then I don't eat her food o.
Oya Muslim people come and tell us. I used to eat before when I did not know but now I have stopped.
DeleteLet's hear what they have to say
That's not true.
DeleteShe is simply dirty...why won't she wash the meat before cooking..isn't Islamic abeg...
DeleteEbuka, enjoy your service year.
ReplyDeleteNice purses up there
Blog Pa, enjoy ur service year too. Thanks to the blog visitor who is currently accomodating our PA
Hello everyone...
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone. Let's thank God for today.
ReplyDeleteEbuka make I go back read what you write.
TJ Weldon o, hope you are getting better. Be reading in ghost mode.
Two faced bitch. Be throwing shades at Teejay sho gbo. His 500 recharge card will judge you. As you do face like Avana so abi wetin be jezebel cat name. You no black you no white. Hypocrite oshi.
DeleteLmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo @ do face like face like Avana
DeleteMy chest, na pussy cat una dey use insult person like this? Una no well for this blog true true.
Haha haha anon I am so happy for you. At least your body has cool down. TJ like I said read in ghost mood, since you won't be able to comment.. .
DeleteEbuka the correct guy.
ReplyDeleteI loved your narrative.
Hey blog family.
Wish you all a prosperous week.
ihn is here!
ReplyDeleteboring Monday for me. How can my friend introduce me to Dis kind of guy, and she said I'll like him? ehn, I'm so pissed. English, he can't speak. fine, he no fine, dress sense, zero,appearance, -0, gosh! wat am I supposed to do with him?
Sell him.9
DeleteHaha haha leave him or he get money plenty
DeleteDon't worry about the guy.
DeleteWorry about how your friend perceives you.
Hian!
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ReplyDeleteGood afternoon peeps,beautiful faces.
ReplyDeleteIn utmost good faith, somebody should please warn Amoihc. The SecGen of our Amebo whatsapp group said it's Sakreephaiz season and that Turtlez may not want to use any friend again because of last year's uproar. With the wide public display of affection, nobody will believe he has a "hand" in it. People will even pity him. The first allegiance is to the kult not the porsche. Make she and her people dey woke especially between now and nov/dec. S/he who has hears, let them hear what the spirit is saying to the church. I hope this makes him know we are watching like Hutchins. God bless me.
ReplyDeleteThat uzoamaka girl look so much like portable viv
ReplyDeleteSee useless writeup about why men and women cheat. Men are so two thousand and late, no wonder e dey do una like film trick when u discover ur woman has been cheating. Me that's praying to be faithful when I marry cos I love my boo like crazy but my side dish washes my plate better.
ReplyDeleteMost times am not satisfied with boo,I call side dish and he does me real good. Shebi una say men will still cheat,so let me cheat my own now until the wedding proper.
I have no emotional attachment with my side piece,non whatsoever!!
And what will u say about runs girls and ashawos? They love every single patrols?
Men shine ya eyes ooo. Nobody is innocent again o until proven so.
When people say man are naturally wired to cheat.
DeleteI laugh hard.
Women are way ahead in the game, if you know how many married women are having side attractions steadily...
You will ask men to sit somewhere.
Abi no be woman wey go introduce two guys to each other and say
"Darling, meet my sweetheart.."
@BIPOLAR ME,men don't know we are just pitying their fragile egos...lmao. when there are different shapes and sizes of pricks to test.
DeleteAnd the fact that society will always slutshame women,so we can't openly brag about conquests like y'all do. BTW, most naija guys are very clueless about the female body. They will now be asking u 'have u come'? 😂😂😂
Kai, una get a lot to learn mahhnnn. Always forming ego on top nothing. The women u are cheating with,don't they have their own steady guys? It's a frigging cycle.
Lmaooo, when they ask u 'have u come'?
DeleteAsk them 'have you enter'?
Feeling macho with their scaly skin, oversized potbelly, dry conversation, wack bedroom skills, and dinosuar mentality.
Iranu oshi.
Hahahahaga ebukaaaaaaa I had to read it all. Thanks and I enjoyed your story. We need more from you.
ReplyDeleteThe imposter and the original looks alike. But it is still painful t .
Hmmm jst recovered from my fainting oo.. Queen u shook me... Ihn news welcome.. Emeka u shall not ki sombori o..
ReplyDeleteCopper ebuka ur story totori me wella
ReplyDeletehappy 24th birthday maryjuan.e remain 7months make i join ur age club.
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mgbede oma nu
O Lord！ The federal govt is shutting down third mailand Bridge this thursday？how do i cope wit stadium- costain traffic？？sigh
ReplyDeleteThe stuff about cheating.. Completely true. Especially as per women and cheating.
ReplyDeletehappy bday Mercy and Maryjuana.
ReplyDelete@Teejay... nice write up. you have a point you know
@Ebuka... nice one too. thanks for bringing me down memory lane.
@madam that wants to sell freezer. 80k is too much biko.
@the Lady that stole someone's work and advert, you are a big scam. God will judge you. you better come and explain why you did it. nansence
Please, Light skinned girl.... please whats the name of the cream you are using?
ReplyDeleteI need the name of the cream/lotion.
Solution
Jokingly ask him if he would still like/love you knowing you upgraded your skin time.
Watch his reaction/Countenance, don't avert your eye...
Most men don't really care as far as your skin is uniform and fresh without Zebra crossing screaming for air...
@TeeJay.
ReplyDeleteNice write up from our dearest blog visitor who is a 26yr old young bobo who grew up in the 80s listening to music from Onyeka Onwenu, Nelly Uchendu, Christy Essien Igbokwe etc.
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We agree we no argue, we agree oooo.
The poster of not been in mood for sex, dont worry its post-partum issue, relaxe, eat fruits and enjoy your babay.
ReplyDeleteonce you stop breastfeeding totally (WHEN YOU WEAN YOUR CHILD), you will get your groove back automatically after some weeks or months, let your husband knows that its not deliberate.
I also was in your shoes too but when i wean my baby at15 months, i started my menstral flow on 17th month and on the 18th month, my sex urge cam alive , na hubby dey run from me now.
meanwhile allow hubby to enjoy himself now even as you are not enjoying and use lubricant eg Vaseline to avoid bruises.
To the fact of your child, preach love and not beating to her, let her love her sibling with that she will do things willingly for them.
She said she can't feel her husband
DeleteMadam Stella, i totally agree on the cheating post especially on the side of the woman. Im married with kids and i have cheated on my hubby for the past 8 months. i met my high school crush after a long time and fell for him again. he is also married with kids. it all started with a kiss, he kisses me passionately,mu hubby hates kissing. when hubby wants to make love, he just penetrates without foreplay and kissing which makes sex painful,i never get wet with hubby , i married as a virgin. my friend on the other hand is a fantastic kisser, he takes his time with foreplay and i get wet so eassily with him. hubby on d other hand does one round and stop, i experienced going for more than one round for the first time with my friend. hubby dosent give me head, my friend licks me passionately. now i dont enjoy sex with hubby and all my love and care has shifted to my friend. sometimes i wish we divorce but i have never wished him dead cos a part of me still loves him. hubby cheats on me too and throws it in my face, he has never apologised. i used to feel hurt but i dont anymore since i started cheating on him. but now ,im feeling guikty especially when i see my kids cos i feel i have failed them as a mother. i and my friend broke up last week but i have been crying, i miss him, i have attempeted to call him several times biut i didnt cos it was my decison to stop. he still calls me but i dont answer his call anymore. he says he loves me but cant leave his wife. i told him i cant leave mu\y hubby too so its better we stop. i really want to forget about him but its not easy. i think about him everyday, i miss his kisses,hugs and touches,cuddles inclusive. pls how can i forget him? can i be counselled annonymously? i dont want physical counselling cos im so ashamed of myself. who can talk to me pls? sorry for the long write up and typos. God bless u all
ReplyDeleteThe easiest way to move on from a break up is to stop holding onto pleasant memories..Find out something you don't like about your crush and hold onto that..Unfollow/block him on all social media platforms.Then read this book "The five love languages" by Gary Chapman it will help your marriage.
DeleteWhy is he still calling you sef after you broke up with him?
Then your hubby cheating and rubbing it on your face is so disrespectful.If you still want your marriage then you and your hubby needs to save your marriage.Counseling things or round table or pillow talk.
Your post just got me pissed!!! You started cheating as a revenge but you are hurting and he doesn't even know.You are the one losing here..
This post pain me reach bone..
What you did is bad, that is adultery and there is no way you paint it to be good.
DeleteJust ask for forgiveness from God and also make a pledge to him. Also just know that the devil is crafty. Keep praying to God Almighty and don't stop at all in praying.
It is well because sleeping with another man attracts setbacks in the family.
Imagine his wife disgracing y ou and your kids read about it on social media
DeleteIs washing of bathroom not too much work for a 5yr old child? madam that is child labour o.
ReplyDeleteAunty that bleached her skin tone simply tell him you bleached na, just show him a pic & laugh over it. if he gets sad u both talk it over. that isn't a reason to breakup
Thank you so much Ms A, ur not ranting on the blog .Did u pick up that job offer at Tecos 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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