Monday ihn

Beautiful Sunny Monday!!!

Hope your day is going as planned?

BOLA A.K.A BUGATTI COVERS IHN


SDk
 Please help me celebrate my friend, an amazing woman, a kind and strong woman with a heart of gold, warm and Godly heart. She is an August breed and Yesterday August 5th was her Birthday. We are both old bvs. Happy birthday Bugatti.

from Affluence

Bugatti babe geh happy belated birthday....just gimme what you are wearing on your feet and that handbag and i go dey alright.......Is that a tatoo?what does it say?please reply darling.

Scammers dey stay off oooooh.They will use her name to look for her all over the social media and start proposing fake love as she looks so nice and is NOT BROKE...lol




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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIKITO

Oh Stella.... same girl and Chike are amazing!!!


I woke up to a call by 6am from chike, saying he did not want to miss my birthday as he had a busy day ahead. Afterwards, I saw shoki on my phone from him. Very serious shoki!


And just when I was still dozing off, i got a call from 'Nuts about Cakes' in Lekki. They said someone asked them to deliver to my office. Only to find out it was @same girl who ordered a cake for me. I just went to pick it up, along with the food i want to share at work. And used the delivery charge to ger croissant.


I really appreciate these two!! Same girl and Chike you guys are real friends. God bless you both abundantly. You are so kind and patient with me, even in all my up-and-down promise-to-call-and-fail behaviour. I am super touched. Thank you 





Happy Birthday to you beautiful woman....




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SEE MATTER OH


Good day Stella. I want BVs to reason this matter with me.

I was discussing with my friend James and along the line I asked him about Frank (a mutual friend he introduced me to) and his family. James told me that Frank is either a woman wrapper or his wife jazzed him.



 I asked him why he said that and James told me that he has met Frank twice  cooking in his(Frank's) house while the wife is at the parlour with their son watching movie. He said that the one that pained him  most was that at a point Frank's wife called Frank "honey come and watch this part oo" Frank rushed to the parlour watched the action that took place in that part of the movie and went back to kitchen to continue cooking. 



James said that had it been that Frank's wife was sick he would have seen that as an  excuse for him to cook and not when she is feeling well. He said he will talk to Frank to stop that because it is not good for a man to be cooking for his family when the wife has no health problem. 


I asked James if he has seen Frank and his wife quarreling before and he said no.
I asked him if Frank has ever complained to him about his wife and he said no.
I told him to mind his business and allow Frank to live peacefully with his family. I tried to make him understand that marriage has no formula because what brought peace to Mr A's family might bring war to Mr B's family if they try it.
James got angry and said I support evil and he must talk to Frank because he can't see his friend walking into fire and leave him. 

I told him not to scatter a happy home with his advice and he left.

(The names used are not their real names)



*Na wah oh...My hubby cooks when he can and this same scenario plays out in my home all the time...infact if food is not ready on time sometimes,me and the kids rant.....it depends on the mans mentality....some men will rather die than be seen in the kitchen...some men will give anything to go into the kitchen and cook for their fam......
If you see someone who decides to do it,leave them and mind your business,its not always juju... 




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TEEJAYS CORNER

THE SPIRITUAL UNFORESEEN  BATTLE...


The world we live in is one big spiritual entity, that is takes only a spiritual inclined individual to understand the things of the spirit. My father when he was alive(may his soul continue to rest in peace) will always  say "what ever defeat or kill a man must have killed his chi (god).

Now understand this fact, the spiritual controls the physical and whatever happens in the physical had already played out in the spiritual. A man who lost a battle in the spiritual realm is bound to fail in physical life. As a fighter, I  am always conscious of my spiritual battle for they form the physical manifestation.

Do you know prayer is a ritual act? Of course many don't know. There aren't any difference between a man that prays and an occultist that engaged in incantations. I will come to that later. As a Christian, I  understand the importance of communing with God very early in the morning. To me it is a spiritual ritual that I wake up every 12am(mid morning) each day to pray. At such hour, the day is so fresh that I have to speak positively into the virgin morning.

I will speak to God how I want my day to be, then prophetically declare to the East, West, North and South to my favour and then cancel any projection of the devil that day before going back to sleep. This I have been doing over a long time and God has been faithful unto me.

Remember I told you Prayer is a spiritual act turned ritual, remove the spi- you are left with the word ritual. Now back to what I was saying about a Christian  and an occultist.  An occult man when performing his rituals, will invoke and summon the spirit of their victim calling their names in order to subdue them spiritually and once they succeed, such individual will be caged and bound unto their controlled.

This should also be applicable to you as a Christian when you pray, call the names of known enemies, witches, occultist, or those who want you dead at all cost. Summon their spirit and command them what you want them to do. Bring them before your altar to God and subdue them spiritually and take charge, then the physical will reward you with victory. Don't let your enemies cage you spiritually else you will be good as dead.

I remember a man indebted to me and had sworn never to pay me. A time came after many years, I prayed with his name in my lips and presented him before the judgment altar of God. I said to myself that money has been paid spiritually after my prayer fast. Few months later I got a call for the money and it was paid. To succeed in life, you must fight your battle from the spiritual realm if at all you wish and desire to succeed. Until you learn to be spiritual minded, you can't fight the attacks of the enemies.

BV TEEJAY.




Hmmm this article get as e be......if you are not a preacher dont go into some realm of preaching that brings question mark to your writeup,unless you copied?




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TORTOISE SENSE


*My wife took my phone and deleted my girlfriend Bisi's number and saved her own number as Bisi. You see, someone had told my wife about Bisi my girlfriend but I didn't know. I then got an SMS from Bisi asking for mobile money #250,000.


 I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I needed #250,000, for an emergency. I told her that my mother was sick and needed the money urgently. My wife gave me the money and I rushed to se
nd it to the account number written in the message.


 She did not acknowledge receipt of the money. When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Bisi had received the money. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the money. Her response was, "Call me now." I got out of the house to make the call. 

You can imagine my horror when my wife answered the call instead of Bisi!!! It's been three days and I'm still standing outside. I don't know how to get back into my own house!!! Any advice for me please*#COPIED



Hehehehehehehehehhehehhe..



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FROM THE COMMENT SECTION


Good day bvs. Pls something is bothering me about my boyfriend or should I say ex? I don't even know. Last year October we had a misunderstanding (I have anger issues and I do curse him a lot) we didn't talk for like 2 months, within that time I happen to be in a bromance with one of my colleagues where I'm interning. I later settled with my boyfriend and things are going well. 


To cut the long story short my stupidity later gave me away, he found out about the guy and he broke up with me around march. I begged begged and cried that I'm sorry he said it's finally over. Within this time he will send me money for my upkeeps. 


But I just don't understand him, does it mean he still loves me but he is just angry? If I ask for things he will give me instantly and he refuse to block me or cut me off but he is still claiming he doesn't love me anymore.


 He stalk me on all my social medias and he do get angry if I tell people we've broken up.. Pls what is the meaning of all this? Should he care about me since he said he doesn't love me anymore? Cos till now he still send me my monthly upkeep





Giving you money does not amount to love...he has told you he no longer loves you and he might mean it but still helping you with money cos he knows you really need it..siddon there until you see his wedding invitation....you quarelled and couldnt wait before distributing your ponyor...Bromance ko Lomance ni....




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VACANCY

Driver needed for immediate employment around shomolu Lagos. 
Salary is 30,000naira monthly.
REQUIREMENT
Valid drivers license  and some work experience.
Call- 09035499530





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Toyota Avensis car, Automatic, 2004 model. Black colour with quality black leather seat, registered, in good working condition. 

Price is 1.m slightly negotiable.
 Location is Agric Ikorodu, Lagos.
Note: it's a bigger type of Avensis car.
09055271662 call/WhatsApp




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RECEPTION gown for sale

Blue lace ball gown suitable for reception gown/evening gown/wedding gown. Size 8-10. Neatly used at once in the UK, selling at giveaway price of 15k. Location is Lagos 07065368582



The photo does not do this gown Justice,it is beautiful!!!!...The person who bought the second one says the dresses are awesome but badly snapped.
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HERITAGE COUTURE

Our shirts are crafted with an obsessive attention to details, because YOU our customer is at the heart of our uniqueness...
Send ur shirt size and get a shirt (official and casual) for 6k. let's make some nice designs for you...
WhatsApp/ call 08080617502 to check our samples.
IG: Heritage_couture_
We deliver nationwide
Made in Nigeria  100%



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Beautiful and super stylish ankara fabrics for sale at N2,000 each. Pick any fabric and pay 2k for 6 yards.

-BULK sales of ankara fabrics for asoebi is available
-Individual sales also available
-Located in PH
-Nationwide/Worldwide delivery available
-Call +2347033486793
-Whatsapp +2348034301704
-Follow on ig @ankarakulture

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Malaysian kaftan contact me on 08069215153

I want all in my size eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh...who wanna spoil me a little?LOL..#helloblogbooorwhoeverelse

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Thank you for posting the TV last week, my village people were on my case that day my phone was having network issues. Many people couldn't reach me. I have managed to fix it yesterday. Pls repost it ejor ma. I also made a mistake, it's LED and not LCD like I wrote, it's also 26 inches. ....

LED TV with in-built VCD For sale

This 26 inches LED television has in-built VCD and also in good working condition. It's going for 30k. Location is Lagos. 09056266899.   







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3 BEDROOM FLAT TO LET


 I have a 3 bedroom flat in Dutse Sokale Abuja for rent.
It is a stand alone building(meaning only the occupant in the compound) with water, stable light, parking space and not far from the major road.
It goes for #650,000.
Contact me on 08165180805. 




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DONUTS GIVEAWAY


Just want to say a very big thank you for posting my advert in ihn.
I got my first customer and in appreciation of this I will like to give a box of 6 donuts or 6 cupcakes to the first person that indicates interest.
Location for pick up is ifako Gbagada Lagos.
The promo is still on
Get a 10 inch whipped cream cake with a box of 6 cupcakes or donuts for 10k.


*The number is on the flyer



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WONDER WORKS OF AJU MBAISE


It  enhances fertility
It helps in loosing weight and belle fat(omugwo boost)
It shrinks fibroid and tumor at early stage
It helps regulate irregular menstration
It is used for bad blood removal and excess water in the womb after
 childbirth
 It prevents fallopian tubal blockage
 It's an anti diabetic,cancer,tumors,ovary cyst and malaria
 It help for detoxification
It nourishes the skin etc
400 naira per 1
call 07066003875 to place your order and testify
delivery is worldwide
distributors needed nationwide
Small shoki for the house
 50018079664347488
67930826304864403
Bv chi Deraa(hustler1ofsdk)


*I hear that over 200 pieces have been sold already and the demand id still high..meaning ya all like the results?Please i eant my own Ada mbaise ooooooh

Please send us photos of the way the original is wrapped cos i heard there is fake too



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Been thinking of buying this thing cos my friend told me it makes cooking really really easy and i am lazy person in the Kitchen so ''we heading to the shops soon''..lol

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I have this silver shoe in size 7(41) for sale to settle a need. The price is 9k but slightly negotiable, pick up is Surulere Ojuelegba axis. It is brand new. Please reach me on 08035108600. Thank you.

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Brand new Bruhm Table top Fridge Forsale
Model - BRS W50

Price - N25,000



08035765631

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