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Monday, August 27, 2018

Lai Mohammed Gives Advice On How To Detect Gender Of Unborn Child Without Scan!

The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, has revealed how expectant parents can detect the gender of their unborn child without going through ultra-sound scan.







NAN reports that the minister made this revelation during the reception of the wedding of Tolulope Ajibola and Kolapo Faleye, both petroleum engineers.


Tolulope is the daughter Chief Simon Ajibola, a former Senator who represented Kwara South in the National Assembly while the groom’s father is Mr. Olufemi Faleye also from Kwara.


Addressing the couple and guests, the minister said,: “I am so delighted to be invited to be the chairman of this wedding ceremony because wedding ceremony is a thing of joy.


“I pray that happiness will not cease from our homes.


Mohammed, though a staunch Muslim, quoted from the Holy Bible to the admiration of guests.
Speaking extempore, he said: “I will start my address by referring us to the Book of Isaiah chapter 4, verse 1 which says:


“The time shall come when seven women shall take hold of one man and say food, shelter we shall provide, please let us bear your name to save us this disgrace.

“So, I rejoice with Pelumi that God has given you, your own husband. I pray your union shall be fruitful and enduring.

“To the groom, I want to refer you to the Book of Deuteronomy 24:5 which says: When a man weds, he shall not be called upon to go to war or work. He shall stay in the house with the wife for one full year.


“I am going to speak with Mr. Faleye to allow you to stay for one year so that you can do your duty.

“I am going to end my address by giving you a valuable advice. By the Grace of God, Pelumi will be fruitful and give birth to male and female children.

“I am giving you this advice based on 38 years of experience in marriage with my wife, here, pointing to Alhaja Kudirat, sitting by his side.

“Whenever, Pelumi takes in and you want to know whether the baby will be a boy or a girl, you need not go to any hospital or do any scanning.

“Follow my example which had worked and never failed.


“When the pregnancy is eight months old, take a brand new N1000 note, put it in the navel of Pelumi. If the baby moves, it is a girl. If it does not move, it is a boy. Don’t ask me why.”


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38 comments:

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    1. Mumu. Can you call your father like that? At least see the humour in his statement. But no. You idiots just keep seeing negative things.

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    2. Mr lair is at it again...lol. So 1000naira note was already in existence when him wife been dey get belle those days abi

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    3. Oh God u guys he was cracking a joke. Are u guys for real???

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    4. Lol
      In other words is only women that likes money, men dont like????

      Hian

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  2. Hahhahahahahaaaa........... king of lie lie kingdom I hail.

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  3. This man own yaff finish kwatakwata

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  4. Just imagine how these guys reason at such level. Thank you for this information. It is well with us as a country.

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  5. 😂😂😂😂clown!

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    1. Azzz in!!😀😅 This is really funny.

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  6. I hate it when people quote bible upside. Before you quote bible or make reference to a verse in the bible. Please read the verse/verses before that verse you are quoting to understand what happened before and after that particular statement. For those men who are quick to quote this verse always just to spite at women. Do yourself a favour by reading the verses before and after that.

    This took me to memory lane. While writing Christian religions knowledge (CRK) in secondary school.the question always go this way:::: (1). Who said this. (2) To whom (3) What happened after that occasion. lol

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    1. Proudly Anonymous28 August 2018 at 02:29

      C'mon pls!

      It's not that serious - Get the joke.

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    2. Proudly Anonymous28 August 2018 at 02:29

      C'mon pls!

      It's not that serious - Get the joke.

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  7. Mr lie never disappoint, he is full of lies.

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  8. can you imagine how unserious this clown is😂

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  9. Liar Mohammed, 1000 Naija note has not been in existence for 25 years and. You and lie are like 5&6.

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    1. My dear, I dispose APC dem. However, when a man is guest to an occasion and is asked to make a speech, he should add humour to them. Are you educated at all? Are you mature at all?? What river did they catch you from???

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    2. Lemme kuku correct this nonsense that my keypad made. It is "despise" oo!

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  10. He meant that women likes money hence the movement

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  11. Meaning women like money? Hhahahahhaha aboki!!!!!

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  12. Lmao. As per girls like money abi?? Baba Lai!!!

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  13. It is only a joke na.

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  14. Lolll this lie Mohammed is a joker

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  15. Hahahahahahahahahaha...
    Dis Man is a mad man

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  16. It was only a joke and a lot of people are so sad,frustrated,bitter and angry that they didn’t see the joke..

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    1. That is our Naija way, 80 percent of Nigerians don't have sense of humor, Everything na fight and anger. The guy is just joking, please cut him some slack.

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  17. Uncle Lie! Haba...😂

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  18. Very funny ,women and money are 5&6

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  19. #Take full responsibility for your life*

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  20. LMAO... This is definitely a joke

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  21. Dry Joke from a sadist called lair mohammed.....

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