IHN WEDNESDAY

Shout Out to all the Drama Kings and Queens in house..ya all rock!!!

I am having a Wednesday that is awesome but i cant wait for my Bambinos to return to school.....Arrrrrrrrrrgh!!!

DEBBY THE MAKE UP ARTIST COVERS IHN

Hi Stella , am Debby,am a makeup artist. I love you

My phone no is 08058813604 and my Facebook page is Debby’sart and Debs photography in case anyone needs a facebeat or photo coverage..Thanks

*Debby hun,you remind me of someone..Thanks for the love.....




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ONYEKA UKWU SUGAR COVERS IHN

Stella 'Onyem'...how are you doing?i just want to say i love you plenty and thank you.hope i dey ok for face of in house news today.Jisike Nwanyioma

*Babe geh,Ukwu sugar..I love your hair!






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BESTIES VIOLA AND CHRISTY COVER IHN

 Hello ma'am, my name is Viola and my bestie is Christy...
 Hope we qualify for FOIHN, Just want to let you know that you are doing a great job, shout-out to all the dramarians in d building.






Ebony and Ivory...Kisses to you both!!!




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WEDDING GOWN NEEDED FOR RENT

Good day madam and greetings to bvs. I am in need of a size 8, simple and nice looking wedding gown on a low budget of 9k for rent. Please willing to rent out should reach out through this number 08170441951,I reside in Minna,Niger state. Thank you.




Please nobody should try to run her down,she says they dont have enough money..Those of you wanting to sell your wedding dresses,please collect this amount and sow it as a seed into her life....
God blesses a cheerful giver.


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EBUKA THE GRADUATE PART 3


Dear Stelipopotopia,

I enter park for Iddo Oyingbo bus stop begin ask how much for bus go Benue. Dem gimme option of AC and Jesus' Breeze Bus. I confirm departure and arrival time, na so i bin see two fine gehz dey make enquiries too.

I branch yaba market begin scout for white tennis shoe, west pouch, white tshirt and gloves (dem no teh me say na dey type 'nwa bekee' dey wear for cold o.. i think say na white gloves wey nwayioma people for choreography dey use). Na so i buy am keep!

Mama don guage garri paint bucket, sugar, eruku oshodi and nylon milk with four bottled groundnut wey i go carry dia!.. Npa gimme him Iron box (from the days of biafra) wey be say if person carry dat tin put for head, na loss of memory fiam!...I no gree carry that one instead i buy one small ghana must go and put the rest thing inside my backpack. 

The way i teh protect the ghana must go, if ant climb am, the ant go get seizure die!
The padlock wey papa dey use lock him iron box na wetin i carry use lock my ghana must go. 
Food get tendency to dey vulnerable, so we must dey protective and show it love!* side eyes*

We pack finish, npa gimme him palm slippers, mama give me better wrapper...the love no be for here o.The only thing i refuse collect na npa's red and white cap ( the type Chief Pete Edochie dey wear inside maazi film)... i no fit collect that kain tin biko? I go come resemble Dede Osahon inside bus people go begin tink say i get title dey reason how to rob me. I no want that kain exposure.

Na early momo things o...mama don dey cry since dey night before. My fellow batallions sef dey do soprano for the matter!

 I be no know say i dey important o! Mama wey dey always shout Ebukaaaaaaaaaa! Now i don hand over the baton to Chinemeremmmmmm!... And that my brother like to do like Alien! My parents go need watch star wars before dem go fit follow am communicate...

The one wey follow say her nickname now na Goldie-Goldenlocks. I don tell am say na small wey she go be Albino, make she drink pap of humility as her hair no be california blonde but our very own made in Aba!..she nor dey hia word!

We dey do prayer, na so our neighbour Mama Cha wey i give white khaki material to sew me knicker come knock door begin sing 'God be with us till we meet again'. I tell am say no be her burial be dis o, say make she carry her yeye mouth go put inside pot..chai that woman na warship! 

Her pikin chacha dey Italy dey 'minister' to them needy people' * side eyes*...like say we no sabi say chacha and male organ na like 'Epa Ijebu seller and him megaphone!'..

I waka reach road, na so i see Iya Bola dey come from  overnight church program, na everyday be dia deliverance program- i no still know why she never carry Mama Cha and Papa Ada Landlord go dia.
She see me say ' Ebuka where to'? ... I say i dey go farm!...She say alright go well o! I say ' hmm'. 
As you can see, she sef no dey too normah...

My guy don dey wait me for road, as i see him bike na so i double up o..straight to dey park my pipu.We bin classmates for secondary school o.Na im contribution to our friendship be that o!.correct guy! The early morning cool breeze for that time ehn...chai...i go miss Lagos oooo...




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FROM THE COMMENT SECTION


Good day all, please I need an advice from you guys.. Been dating this dude for the past 4months now, he do upload his familys pictures on his whatsapp status, until one particular day he used a girl;s pics as his dp asked who she is he said his cousin I believed, lately he started using her pics on his whatsapp status.. Until one day I logged on to facebook and saw a pics he uploaded and tagged a girl, went through her profile and found out they are dating, calling themselves mami and papi, I love you and all that bullshit, she is serving in keffi and will be done in two months time, his friend even commented on one of her post and called her Iyawo that they are waiting for her.. 

Funny enough this is a girl he told me she is his cousin, I confronted him instead he just keeps lying and lying. . 

Now this is, should I chat her up on facebook messenger not like I wanna insult her or anything just want her to tell me the truth cause I know she will, or should I just move on



*Chat her up for what?Please respect yourself and move on....Be happy you found out early enough...Una don gbensh?LMAO

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WAHALA DEY

My friend was in a very bad emotional and domestic marriage. She was the bread winner yet the man and her family treated her as trash. She is always beaten blue black by her husband. January this year, she made up her mind to leave the marriage but wanted her last child to be two years. She got ill and died last month. 

She is Igbo and her husband is from another tribe. When the man indicated interest to marry her, she refused him from going to his village to do the normal traditional rites and pay bride price. Her reason was that the man is not rich. she does not want her people to laugh at her for marrying a poor man. More so there is this suspicion that her uncles killed her late parents so she does not want them to eat anything from her. They did court wedding and white wedding in the city.


When she died, the husband contacted her people and they invited him home. In the village they told him they never knew their daughter was married as no traditional rite was performed. He should bring the corpse home so that they will burial her in her fathers compound. The man and his people had earlier fixed a date to bury her in a cemetery in the city they reside. For her people, burying a matured woman in a cemetery is abomination.


The confusion now is, should the man listen to the villagers and take the corpse home for burial or should he insist in burying his wife in town knowing how expensive it is to carry a corpse to the east. There is this side talk that the villagers might force him to do traditional rites on the dead body or take the children from him since they are insisting he has not married her.My people. What exactly should he do. Nobody saw this death and wahala coming.

*Let him do what he has to do abeg.....Nigerians and brouhaha..on top dead person again oh!



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I have a duplex of 2 units of 2 bedroom and 2 units of 1 bedroom apartments in Rumukurushi, Port Harcourt, Rivers State.


Major work has been done on the duplex except electrical wiring (wires and sockets left) and ceiling (being nogging has been done). Borehole and pump have been fixed. The compound is fenced and in an estate.


All documents are complete except C. Of O.
Please find attached a copy of the propert
Asking price: #14Million but it's negotiable.
If interested, contact me on 08159057316 or 08126754037

Thanks
Ahiamadu Jackson Samuel (AMIChemE)







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WANTED


Hello Stells and bv's.....   please i have an event coming up on 25th of August ( next week Saturday) i need  about 3 big food trolley's for rent. I'll appreciate if i can get from any bv, or any bv can recommend where i can rent. I can be reached on 09072694742. Pls it's urgent. 




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FOR SALE

UK Used baby bouncer for sale. Pickup is in Festac. In perfect condition. Price is 12k.
Call 07034707670.

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WONDER WORKS OF AJU MBAISE
It enhances fertility
It helps in loosing weight and belle fat(omugwo boost)
It shrinks fibroid and tumor at early stage
It regulates irregular menstration
It's an ovulation corrector
It prevents fallopian tubal blockage
It is used for bad blood removal and excess water in the womb after childbirth
It prevents mouth odour that comes from inside the stomach
it helps for detoxification
It is an anti bacteria,cancer,fibroid,tumor,ovary cyst and malaria
it nourishes the skin etc
call 07066003875 To place your order.A trial will convince you.
400 naira per 1.delivery is worldwide
distributors needed nationwide for a discounted price
Bv chi Deraa (hustler1ofsdk)




*This is what i am talking about using your internet time wisely...From the comment section,A business has been birthed..Wish you all the best my dear!!!




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lindi_clothings at your service

Am a refined tailor based in Awka Anambra state, I don't have an outlet I sew at home. My work is based on request,  am not a pro but trust me any style I tell you I can handle I can sew it perfectly. 
Contact me on 07065193978
IG: lindi_clothings
 You can check out few of my works on my IG page




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BLESSED COURTURE COLLECTION


Hello my fellow bvss if you want to look unique and outstanding in your next event  Contact us today for your lovely wears both casuals,reception dress  
Asoebi et al.

We are very affordable call or whatsapp 09026492868  09098049691 for more details 

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We're a growing fashion house with very talented and capable hands and you can trust us to deliver...we cater to kids and ladies in different states and even abroad...Distance is not a barrier for us...Pls check us out on IG: @tifetube or WhatsApp/call: 07061048498
PS: All the pictures are ours!!



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...Childbirth in USA
...Visa processing to different destinations
...Port of entry preparation
...accommodation
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