IHN THURSDAY

Thursday always come with exciting feelings..............
If you cannot feel what i mean then please,wait for the Magic of Friday.

Kisses to ya all.....

OAP OLA COVERS IHN


Hello Stella, I hope i qualify oo, I am Ola, i am a radio presenter.......

Beautiful!!!




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DORA MICKEL COVERS THURSDAY IHN



Good day Stella,My name is Dora.I'll like to give a special shout out to all the people who have been making this blog fun for me via comment section, you all are the real MVP of this blog.. Finally here is a picture of my very humble self.




*Wow...Dora!!!!...Finally we get to see what you look like and you are sooooooooooo pretty.....Nice eyelashes!




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MRS DEES CORNER

THE BOND TWINS SHARE

I've always known that twins ;especially identical ones share a bond that is stronger than that of siblings.  in fact, they  are ready to protect their twin to the point of being punished for a crime that the other has committed. I witnessed one that I think was taken too far.  

There  are two identical twins in my church who should probably be in their late thirties or early forties. They are so close that you can't see one without the other.  Even after the close of church, both of them will stay back to clean the church and its environment.  They are so identical that I can't even differentiate between them. 

One of the twins got engaged about three  years ago.  After the introduction,  plans were under way for the wedding when she suddenly called it off.  No one could out rightly say what happened.  Recently the same twin that was engaged previously got engaged again and after sometime broke it off again.  People who were really concerned and worried why she would break off two engagements spoke with her and she said she could not watch herself getting married and leaving her twin sister behind.  She said she wanted both of them to get married at the same time so that her sister would not be lonely when she was gone.  


I was dumbfounded by her excuse,  I wondered if she really knew what she was doing.I mean they mustn't get proposed to at the same time .  It's very likely that once she is married,  within a short period , her twin sister will get her own man.  

For me,forestalling her own happiness because of  her sister was taking it too far. 



*Forestalling her own happiness how?She made it obvious that her twin sister's happiness was also hers by calling off both engagements.


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EBUKA THE GRADUATE 4


Dear Stelipopotopia,

Na so i reach park enter 'Jesus Breeze' bus as dat wan cheap pass A.C own.I  jor rizin buy two gala, one coke and bottle water kip.The bros wey sidon near me 'buy buy' sotehhh dem hawkers kukuma come tanda 'rent bungalow' for our window!.Dem two gehz wey i see the other time i come park, na so i see dem enter our bus.

The black one get innocent face but if you look down to her west, *whispers* (something fit do man!) I dey teh you!...Baby Ukwu!

The yellow one put pin for nose, asembu like 'haf-haf' dozen earring put for ear. Choi! but she fresh oo! No be 'renovation' yellow be dis o! dis one na 'follow come'! Baby Butter!

I still dey look dem wen one okada use rush  enter park fiam! One yellow bros jump comot bike go meet agbero, dem shake hand. He point am enter our bus.

 He nor too teh dis broda begin hurry hurry! Him ask wen bus go move?... Time never even reach 5minutes wen four okada fly enter park! 

The people carry broom and stick begin shout ' nibo lo wa?..ko gbòdo lò o! ( wia him dey, he mus nor escape)... Na so dem begin scan bus, agbero dem bin ask dem wetin hapun?.. dey describe dey man wey dem dey find!.

Na so dem point our bus o!...if una see as everybody scatter fly comot for dey bus fiam!... me sef don almost reach our dormot before i look back see as dem drag dis yellow man comot for bus,land am better slap! Wolam!
People gather, begin ask 'watapun? Woridoo? Shuperuu!

The woman begin shout say dey man knack her pikin, give am belle. Him wan come run leave lagos!...Na as dem rough handle am finish, he begin shout say he be corper o! Gorvument property! Say na only one time he touch dey geh, and dem plenty wey dey do am!.. Ngbo? Na true?... the geh say 'yes' but na only oga yellow dey knack pass?!... Yeè...ayè mi temi bàmi!...

If una see as slap dey do resounding order for dia!
Oya, who be dey other people wey knack you join? She point dem two men wey follow dem come!...

 Elèribuu! Oloshi..Haa baba Tawa! Broda Mutiu! È dè beru oloùn ( una no fear God) ... pipu begin shake head ask how im mama no put eye for ground!... Broda Mutiu na her mama boyfren and Baba Tawa na dem neighbor! You see am!

Na shame the woman carry waka comot even leave the pikin for dia!... Na so pikin begin cry follow oga corper enter bus say she mus follow go Benue! 

Una know say 'agbero' nor dey follow passenger do romance?! Na onle wan kweshion dem go ask you! And na rhetorical!...Nor even try ansaram or na die! 

Kweshion like Ogun-fe-paya-e ni? ( Ogun wan kee you?) ' sho-fe-sho-fo?(You go like loss?) Na wetin dem ask dey pikin wey make am shift comot for bus!... Oga yellow put head for chair no follow anybody talk!
As driver start bus, na so pikin begin run follow us dey shout ' oga peter, you say you go marry me o!
Choi! See as i jor pity am! We still dey do moment of silence wen...

One woman say, let us pray... 'In Jesus name'...na so one glasses man shout ' No! No! No!. This is not a church! ...curse begin fly..anoda  man say ok make muslim pray too balance with the christian! For wia?! The glasses man say 'no way'! Nobody go pray inside dey bus!..Dem ask am wetin he dey warship? He nor fit talk am! ... Na so driver park begin settle quarrel! 

The glasses man say him wan go back park, make driver carry am as he nor dey go again! People start to dey shout ' blood sucking demon'! Faya kilam!...Driver say he nor dey rewind go park o! Say if anybodi wan comot, make dem no waste time!... 

Bus start, Journey kontinu..driver begin play 'sunny bobo' ..Like play like play na so prayer cancel o! I jor jeje bend my head pray safe journey!

Broda kalistus wey dey 'buy buy' begin silipu! Dey use him coconut head knack me for shoulder! How person no go sleep? onle you chop 'gala, Egg roll, Bread &Akara, Wafers,Viju chocolate, mirinda! He still go buy rice and pepper kpomo keep inside black nylon!...Na die o!

One woman wey get bad mouth for bus begin ask am 'Ptfffss, Eyxx, awa brother in dey front, plix dem give you 'die date?' wey be say na evritin dey pass ya throat!Abi na Prison you from come?! You sure say no be ds kain karakta make dem lock you put?..Rotfl... Another fight start again!

He nor too teh wey one sista for my back begin shout! Wetin hapun o? say dey bros wey sidon near am dey use stai stai touch him bwess tink say she don sleep far!... Na so bros vex o! Torsh wetin? Ehn? Wetin dey dia wah wan torsh! Na bwess be dis wey you get? No be foam foam you carry put! Nor kolam bwess, na kpom!... Eleeee! Another fight, curse start again o!

One man wah tink say wan settle kworeh say ' you sef bros, you see watermelon (Baby Butter) for your left you livam go dey find 'abalumo' trouble! Sister no vex o! Everbody begin laff scatter for bus o!

We reach ondo, driver say make pipu go chop, piss, and stretch leg fast fast! I jor buy 2wraps of garri and bitter leaf soup step down!... 

Time reach to go, na onli broda 'buy buy' we nor see! Person run up go call am...he come down say him dey wait make dem comot ogbolo for faya givam!... Na so our driver wey be stammerer ask am 'B-Bia, n-na which kain-kain pi-pum-pum i carry today?...You-You wan die-die?! No be now i see-see-see you finish hmm-hmm 3wraps of a-a-akpu and bitter(pause)leaf -im-im soup?! I go-o-o carry ya bag-bag put near dia-a-a ogbolo pot!.... (see as we dey laff scatter ground)

Asim dey try interupt our driver wey still dey use vex try finish wetin  him dey talk! Driver use vex comot sandal, stone am for buttocks....

Bros say he muss buy dey ogbolo, driver say he nor go wait foram!...he say driver no kukuma know which wan be him load na so driver on engine to go. Oga Ogbolo begin shout run after bus! Na beg dem beg driver before he wait carry am!...

Chimoo! I no jor understand dis kain bus wah enta! Dem no even gree make Jesus breeze enter!

Mah quick call Npa, i wee be right back!





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SISTER DON PISS FOR MOTOR

I boarded a bus in Lagos going to my state.
On our way a chubby lady sitting at the back told the driver that she wanted to pee. The driver said that ladies know how to disturb, that he will not stop till he gets to bypass. Passengers were begging him to stop, telling him that ladies can't hold pee for too long like men do. 

Driver did not agree, saying that he has a wife at home so he knows how to handle ladies issue.
Other ladies in the bus were saying if they are the one that they would have pee on his chair.

For where, driver no agree stop.

When we get to bypass a passenger alighted and we told the young lady to come down and pee and she said no, that the pee has hold her for too long and she can't come down. The driver said shebi he told us that ladies too get wahala.
Me shaa told the person next to me "ebi like say the lady don pee for body"
When we got to our destination, i waited to see if any drama will happen if driver finds out.

The young lady came down and she had already tied her jacket on her waist to cover the pee mark on her ash coloured trouser but I confirmed my curiosity when i saw the pee mark.

But the driver did not notice. So he will know when his car start smelling.
I thought the driver will notice and talk.
I would have watch the women roast him alive with mouth... Lol

*I dont get it,why wont a driver stop when a passenger is distressed?This is so wrong!..Poor lady!

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FROM THE COMMENT SECTION


Please allow me to pour this here, So my fiance of 4 years told me on chat that i should move on that the holy spirit told him to kill the relationship he love most in his life and thats me, that he has been battling with it until i confronted him...this is someone that we were already making our weddings plans all of a sudden he started acting cold towards me, never knew he was already dating the girl i have been suspecting him with ......

he denied when i confronted him, he met this girl not up to a year and couldnt come up with any good reason to break up with me so he had to use the holy spirit, chaii this holy spirit don suffer, i am so heartbroken, how do i deal with him for fooling and wasting my time?



*Are you sure you were not dating yourself?he might not have fooled you,he might have genuinely fallen in love or someone has helped you Jaaruma him...
Whichever it is,leave him for Karma..just sit down,cross your legs and wait!





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WUNMIS GISTS

Life as a first time mom is not easy, you get so many advises from family, friends and even strangers.

When I was pregnant, I was always craving cold drink, there were days I will chew on ice cube, but whenever an older woman see me taking it they will start giving different advises I will just thank them and do my thing.


Mil was not left out, anytime we go visiting she will insist I take unchilled water, that thing can pain ehn she will tell me so many harmful things it can do to my unborn child, she even said the baby will have pneumonia when I give birth and that it will give me shortness of breath I told her we were told at ATN classes that the baby can only have pneumonia if only he's sucking already but she won't hear any of that.


So one day, myself and hubby were home and this cold water cravings started, I went to the fridge to take a sachet water hubby shouted noooo pls don't take it I don't want baby to have pneumonia I said OK I dropped it, I went to the room took a cold shower but no this cravings didn't stop, I returned to the sitting room and laid on the tiled floor but it wasn't helping, I was feeling so uncomfortable I just needed to take this cold water so I devised a means.

I started gasping for air mind you there was light and the fan blowing in top speed, hubby came around and asked what happened

Hubby:dearest, what is it?

Me: I am feeling hot from inside

Hubby: Should I get you milk?

Me: No.

I was still gasping for air and before he knows what was happening I just pretended to faint, come and see drama lol. He ran to the kitchen, he came back and went to the bathroom and brought water, he sprinkled it on my face and was calling me dearest, dearest then he started calling my name, promising so many things,he was shaking me and even tried to lift me but I needed to play my game to the end so I didn't move meanwhile my heart was racing so fast but I guess the tension didn't even allow him notice.

Some minutes later, I grudgingly answered and I sat down and asked him what happened, he was just looking at me in my mind I was pitying him because that moment his b.p would have gone up, then I asked for my chilled water and he gladly gave me OMG! I was so happy, I took it with so much joy.



From that day till I birth my baby, he never stopped me from taking cold water.

*Expensive stunt oh




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OFFICE ASSISTANT NEEDED


My organisation urgently needs an office assistant who will serve as cleaner and support senior staff with other errands. Salary is N30,000.

Applicants should live around shogunle, yaba, oshodi and environs with easy access to Ikeja and Lagos Island.

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SHOKI APPRECIATION


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Vacancy for Electricity Sales Manager

We are a newly registered company in Nigeria seeking to establish power plants across the 36 states in the Country including the FCT. We seek to recruit an Electricity Sales Manager to be based in Lagos.

Job Purpose:
Develop sales for our fast-track power plants
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The ideal candidate should be at least 30 years of age with 5 to 10 years relevant industry experience. Interested parties to contact us via email: powerplant_ng@yahoo.com.





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Wedding gown for Sale

I want to sell my wedding gown. Its size 8 - 10, used once. I'm selling it for 10k. Location: Lagos. Contact topsyworld17@yahoo.com



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CLEANING SERVICES


Get your rugs,mattresses,tiles,leather and fabric chairs, washed and dried in 15 minutes ,right in your house.
We are in Lagos but can come to any location in south west region.
You can contact us on 08027980510
Thanks for your patronage.
A trial will convince you.

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Bottle WATER SCREW CAP SEALING MACHINE NEEDED



Hello Stella and BVs,I want to start zobo business and I intend packaging it in a bottle.Please I need to buy the mini sealing machine used to screw the cap(cover). I'm in the north east so getting it here has been a fruitless effort.Please if you have a contact of a seller,or you have one you aren't using and you want to sell,kindly call me on 07080963821.Thank you




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LAND FOR SALE

Description:

2 full plots of land for sale in ibafo,  Lagos Ibadan expressway. 

NB: it's fenced around but not fully fenced 

Asking price is 3.5 million but price is negotiable 

Also, if buyer wants a plot, it can be divided and price would be reduced. 

Contact: bolarinwaadedejii@gmail.com

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MINI FLAT FOR RENT

A room and parlour self contain at AJAH very close to VGC estate at a

give away price. call ::08029772884

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MAKE UP ARTISTE AVAILABLE IN ATLANTA


 I am a makeup artist who recently moved from
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P.s I am happily married with a son. So no toasters oh lol




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POWDERED AKAMU WITH SHOKI


We Sell dry powder pap that contains soybeans,ginger and cloves you don't need to stress yourself preparing pap and preparing soybeans beans again.its been blended together in the right proportion Good for both adult and children.i could way bill to any part of the country.08103569256.

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