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Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post



Women toast men too............Right?..OF COURSE!!!

42 comments:

  1. We're having a programme in church, i'd like you to attend....

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  2. So men no dey this blog ABI Stella forget to enable comments?

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    1. We have men here na what do you mean?
      Oya oxygen, Martins, ladybug, deenity, teejay, sky, chike, ola, cutest pat, chukwuemeka, Kelvin, oya o make una chook mouth

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    2. And you forgot to mention the many anonymous. Lol

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    3. Hahahaha is ladybug and cutest pat men?

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚are ladybug and cutest pat guys?

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    5. Lady bug and cutest pat the child of God na men? I no dey o 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  3. Nigerian women dont toast at most they give green, black or red light. They are too conservative and culture conscious to walk up to men and do the toasting thing.

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  4. Your girl friend is so lucky to have you.

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  5. Men don't usually talk.

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  6. I don't just know why I like the way you talk and act generally

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  7. Something in mind tells me you wanna tell something but you're kinda afraid to say it

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  8. Were you the one that called me with a strange number? Well I miss you sha

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  9. Lolz... We neva neva reach men... Or dem neva reach men..

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  10. Neighbour: You smell good. Is that a Creed you are wearing?

    Me: Would we hit third base if I said yes?

    Later that night, she's sitting on a brother's face.


    Girl: Nice pink shirt

    Me: I don't just wear pink, I eat it.

    Days later, she's choking on a brother's D

    *After a game of Polo*
    Random Girl: You rode on that horse like a pro.
    Me: I've a gut feeling you can ride me better than a pro.

    Later that day, she squirts all over the leather seats of her Cayenne.

    Dang! I was such a man whore

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    1. πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
      Vice and Virtue the baddest

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    2. Oga well done ooo!!!

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    3. Mr V&V oshe baddest πŸ’―πŸ‘

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    4. Oh see our boo
      Kilzez 😘😘😘😘😘😍darlyn

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    5. VnV darlyn pls I need ur contact for serious counseling hw do I get in touch with u sir? Am a nice and gentle lady no harm sir

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  11. I love slim guys like you, they are romantic. Are you one?

    Something happened this evening as I was going home. It was raining, so the only place I could take refuge is a woman selling hot drinks and cigarette in a shop. I entered and begged her to take cover and she said no problem.

    I noticed all the while I was there she was just scanning me with her eyes as I saw that with my side eyes. After a while she gave me a shot to drink, I smiled and said thanks for I don't drink such. She was just trying to engage me on a conversation and as a sharp guy I know where it is all going.

    When the rain stopped, I told her thanks and was about to leave but she requested I stay a little while. I did just to know her games. Finally she said it. I like tall guys like you. Do you stay around? I said no. Please can you come tomorrow I will like to discuss something with you. I said ok. This is someone's wife and a mother. I never dey craze na to have affair with married woman.

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    1. Fabu Fabu Fabulation!
      Always FABUlous true!
      (who remembers this primary school poem?)

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    2. Dear anon 20:03, we dey same level. I was just going to type Fabulicious, then I saw your comment. Teejay, hian .

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    3. Make ona leave this guy alone oh! Free teejay. E dey owe ona? Why follow him bumper2bumper?
      Cyber bullies!

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    4. chai, iro iro nla o le pami layo. fabulous fabulicious

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  12. Your girlfriend dey enjoy oo. See as you fresh.

    Me: abi oo. Shey make I tell her ?

    Her : sad face. No o. Wetin concern me and her.

    Me: Na wa for u o. Na em make u dey vex ? Oya I no get gehfriend.

    Her: ehnn (smiles) and blushes. Touches my chest. Abeg leave me jare ( sensually)

    Me: body dey bite me as u touch me so o.

    Her: relaxed, touches me again, ehn naa. Na my body now,(referring to my body) so I fit touch am anyhow I like.

    Long story short, we dated for two years.

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  13. Can you attend our church programme next week Sunday

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  14. "I don't anyone to pour me hot water oh".
    Guy: I don't understand
    Babe: Your gf naa.
    Guy: Oh! That? You don't have to worry about that.

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  15. She sent a text to me,saying she is in love with me.didn't reply. A pretty law student and one of the ushers in my Church came to my house begging me to kiss her. I refused because I am a chineke boy.today I am happily married with a beautiful daughter.

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  16. In Yoruba Language........ E e kuku ri awa. Se bi awon nla nla ni e ma n ri. ok ooooo

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  17. I gave a girl a ride one night on my way home when it was raining. This was about 10pm and she was alone at the junction. I offered to drop her at her bus stop since it was on my way home. I noticed that she tried to have a conversation with me but I did not give her the opportunity. Later, she summoned courage and asked for my number. The next thing she asked me was .... "Are you married"? I said why the question ... She said "so that she would know how to play her game"

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