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Sunday, July 01, 2018

Sunday Laughs






















































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  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. I I am not happy with myself at all. I need a very big slap right now.
      I went to my private hospital at Isolo for routine injection this morning, I saw this young gorgeous, beautiful ebony damsel who was the nurse.
      I was the only one there that she was attending to.....
      She was full of humility and she answered all my rhetorical questions with sweet smile
      The mumu me oooooo.... just for me to ask for her number or how to reach her, people of God, “I just weak” I only asked of her name and I left
      Shyness no go Kuku kill me.
      After all my good dressing, good smell and cute face
      Nothing to show for it
      I pray I get liver to toast babe one day
      But seriously am really mad at myself.
      Don’t even know when next I will meet her on duty; even if I do, I don’t know if it will be only us again, if it’s only us I pray my mumu don clear

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    2. The routine injection made u horny?

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    3. Bros. Please go back. You can ask for her number through someone. By calling or texting you would summon courage to tell her your feelings.

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    4. Go back there, tell her you forgot something, if she ask you what tell her, its her number. Worst case scenario, she'll turn you down. the world wouldn't come to end!

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@Chief obi and siphoshile

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  3. Queen of the unsleepers really got meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  4. o my God, Stella you have made my day, the jersey part got me.

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    1. Im telling you. D fake jersey part so funny.

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  5. Excellency in awakedom, keeper of the night πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I died!

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  6. I miss u Stella, as oyibo that i is!
    If u know u know!

    Just Krix!

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    1. We don't want to know.

      Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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    2. Oh my goodness πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Stella dalu

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  7. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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  8. Rubber bands...???? I don't understand.

    Rain...be careful singles, this weather is "whoreable"

    Mercedes...some companies are fond of such souvenirs. You spend minutes unwrapping to discover a table calender and a funny table clock. Mtscheewww.

    Life DSTV...Potuga v Molloko. Hahahahaha. I think I know where that guy is from. I so know.
    Itibolibo.

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    1. So u nor wear rubber band 4 hand wen u small? U b real Ajebutter. See that shit makes u feel like a king as every kid in d hood wants one. Dem go dey beg u waka cos its used to play. Remember shooting people's ass with rubber band n folded paper😁. Very painful thing.

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    2. Tessbaby...thanks a bunch. No I didn't wear, was wondering what the joke was. They brought us back to 9ja and offloaded me and my 3 older ones in a primary boarding school in the hills of Plateau.

      See me now, I sabi blow pidgin and I sabi blow gye. Kikiki.
      All na same.

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    3. I also didnt get the rubber band joke...I didnt wear one as a kid,didnt even know kids wore it...and i never comot Naija before ooo! #Strict parenting...ill catch up sha!

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  9. Lol, Excellency in awakedom... That response epic.

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  10. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚

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  11. That rubber band was the in thing then. Nice one sdk

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  12. To the last one- and u might just slip and fall in the relationship accidentally.

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  13. they are so hilarious. the one of @ shoprite Toy's section to buy a car for 50k got me laughing so hard..

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  14. That atlas abi world map bedsheet dey true true? Laws, where can I get one, it's really a way to take children round the world without visa hassles.
    Also good for geography revision class kwakwakwakwa

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