Sharing a link to the letter on Twitter, Banky captioned it: "Last weekend, a very creepy video was posted online, by someone making fun of my car. I wrote her an open letter.
Dear Stalker,
"In response to the cringe-worthy, creepy video you made about my wife and I, I think there are some things you need to know.
"First of all, poverty will never be my portion inJesus name. Also, it is a 2008 Range Rover Sport, not a 1999. Amen and Lol. Oh, and additionally, it’s currently for sale to the highest bidder. I had decided last month that I’d sell it, and whatever I got for it, I’d hand over to the “Vocational School for the Blind” in Oshodi and the “Pink Oak Cancer Trust Fund”.
My Aunt volunteers at the school, and she reminded me that they were still trying to raise some money to care for their students, so I came up with a plan. I told her that I’d give my followers the background history of my old car, and get all my celebrity friends who’d sat in it at some point or another to autograph it, and then put it up for an online auction. I figured that since I didn’t need the money from the sale to buy a new one, we could just auction it off and hopefully raise a decent enough amount of money to give back to those in need.
You see, I’ve never found it necessary to own more than one car. Mostly because I can only ever DRIVE one car at a time; and when I bought the car in 2011, I promised myself that I would never buy another car until I owned the home I live in. To me, owning a nice car might help me LOOK like I was doing okay, but owning a nice home would help me KNOW. The way my mind is set up…what good is owning a Rolls Royce, if I’m still paying rent on the house I park it in?
Over the years, as my car went from being kind-of-trendy to being just plain old, people around would occasionally wonder out loud about when I would finally buy a nicer one; I’d just smile and say to myself “not until I own my house”. I eventually did buy an additional much smaller car (a Kia), but that was only because I wanted to use it on “Uber”, so my driver could earn extra bonus money for himself and us, in his free time. I wonder how shocked and horrified you would have been if you’d seen me driving that smaller car instead (which, by the way, I do drive, occasionally).
You might be happy to know that I’ve now FINALLY ordered a newer, nicer, personal car, and my wife has too. We paid for them a month ago, but we will probably never show them to you, because we don’t want you to stalk us again, but also because that’s not really any of your business – much like my old Range Rover wasn’t. The cars we are getting are relatively new this year, but the way my mind is set up, we will probably drive them for as long as possible, until we have stashed away enough money for our future kids’ complete University Education, and until we have secured a hell of a lot more real estate for them to inherit. I’m not sure how long that will take…I’m just grateful that my wife’s mind is set up a lot more like mine, than yours.
With that being said, dear stalker, since you’ve taken it upon yourself to help me advertise my old car, I just thought it’s only fair to let you know that it’s available for sale and that you can be its next proud owner, should you decide to bid on it. You’d be bidding on a piece of Nigerian Pop Culture history, because the car will come complete with a portrait of my wife and I, and the car & portrait will be autographed by every celebrity friend that I can get to.
Everyone… from Wizkid to Tiwa Savage, from 2Baba to Toke Makinwa… from Ebuka to Kemi Adetiba… everyone has been in that car, and I’m gonna try and get them to sign it. More importantly though, if you buy it, you’ll be helping me raise money for the “Vocational School For the Blind” and for the “Pink Oak Cancer Trust Fund”.
See, there’s a difference between you and I. You look down on people because of what YOU THINK they can or can’t afford. You clearly believe that a man’s worth should be measured by the car he chooses to drive… but I think differently. You would actually look down on the very same people that I’ve looked up to for years. Warren Buffet drives a Cadillac he bought about 7 years ago. Mark Zuckerberg drives an Acura valued at about $30k. Alice Walton (the world’s wealthiest woman) drives a Ford F150. Ikea’s founder, Ingvar Kamprad, drove a 1993 Volvo for over 20 years until someone convinced him that driving at 91 was too dangerous – oh, and he probably doesn’t know the way to the Gucci store, because he buys most of his clothes from the flea market. Google them. All of them drive “old” cars. But all of them are billionaires who’ve built up their fortune while giving back to society and building up the people around them.
I believe that true greatness and success shouldn’t just be measured by what you are able to get… but also by what you are able to give. While driving my very-old car the last few years, I’ve spent a lot of my time giving to the people around me and giving back to society to the best of my ability. The fact that you’re able to spend time mocking and stalking me outside a grocery store, says a lot more about you than it does about me. I’m just out here minding my business, building my homes and my fortune, while also trying to build up as many people as possible. You should consider doing the same. Sincerely,~ B.W.
#TheBankStatements.
"PPS: The 2008 Range really IS up for auction. We’re using the car sale to raise money for a worthy cause, so we’ll start the bidding at One Million Naira only, and keep it going until August 31 . So if you’re in the market for a used car, or you’d just like to own a piece of Nigerian Pop Culture history, and you have at least N1m to spend, pls send a DM to @theofficialeme_ and place your bid. Highest Bid wins."
*Geeeeez,this is so creepy,its not even that he replied,its the way he replied...WTF writing a LONG memo like this to just a call out that could have been ignored?Hmmmm,i hope he is OK!
I tire for this guy.. he has time to write epistle.. y publish a private chat u had for an orphange...he shouldnt ve responded..
ReplyDeleteMtchw
Asin, the thing just weak me, see explanation, most of us really don’t care what you drive na, or why you are driving it. What kind of esteem is this? Why did you need to explain? This is why I love Genevieve mtchew
DeleteThe girl that made the video will surely be regretting it
I read on Twitter that it's allllllll PR. PR to sell the car. PR to probably become an ambassador. Don't trust these entertainers. Don't!! !!
DeleteSeems to me like the gurls video was a stunt to promote d sales of d jeep and too much information to go with it, like banky nobody really cares and 2) u celebs r really disillusioned u really think any sane hardworking naija person would carry money to buy a dead jeep becos a bunch of ur friends appended tgier signanture on it?!
DeleteLol
Una bera wake up
This is celebrity yahoo yahoo,see scam ooo,it's all a stunt to sell his old car,joint arrangement,that girl was paid to do the stalking video to create awareness about the car,some star struck nigerians will bid for the car,more money to his pocket,tip of it will go to charity.stylish way of frauding people,Banky-w with long epistle,and him and his wife already bought new cars last month,think people.........we are no fools
DeleteBanky u fall my hands
DeleteWhy all the epistle, matter that alot of celeb and fans fought and won, now the silly babes won by this epistle u wrote
I see nothing wrong with his response
DeleteI didn't agree with the way those girls talked down on his car but this his clapback is so unecessary and too damn long. It's actually sounding like he's broke after using all his money to do the wedding. But those girls were right on one thing tho, banky and his wife like to form so much for the gram. They act like some superior beings, some elite celebrities just because their wedding was heavily mediatized when in real life they are just average people
Deleteno its not a stunt.those girls are stalkers, they were not paid, they were out to ridicule him and wrong for that.
Deletewith that said, banky has self esteem issue. him putting all this out there after a few days is only because he felt hurt and decided to remedy the situation with fabrications (I mean he is human but he could have ignored)
he only put all this out there so that should you see him with a new car, you will know how it came about and not social pressure. however the real story here is that banky is trying to fit in
Mr big forehead, na so e pain you reach?
DeleteThat means they all reason same way then both Banky and the ladies,you dont owe anybone any explanation as you can drive any car you want...simple
Delete🙄🙄🙄 Mtchew
DeleteBaba you know sopos reply...the tin come be like say e pain you
ReplyDeleteThis 10pages reply for a call out?? ?
ReplyDeleteNot necessary at all
I was so disgusted at that video but right now, I feel like it was all a stunt. I'm not about to read that epistle. #notime
DeleteHe's fine in Jesus name Amen
ReplyDeleteWhy won't he SDK? When some hungry old cargo won't mind her damn business. Some people deserve a life time of slaps wallahi. I like what he did, I just hope the imbecile has enough time to read through the memo. Meanwhile I saw bankyw in bauchi on a set of a movie nigga is fine and veeeeeeeeery cooooooool headed. There is nothing wrong with him, we all just react differently to issues and situation.
ReplyDeleteIf you think those old cargos will read this and feel any ounce of remorse then you don't know how internet trolls operate. They're probably laughing their asses out right now and thinking of a new way to humiliate him. In my opinion Banky should have ignored.
DeleteThe imbecile will read but will not understand the point Nigeria is trying to make. Later we blame the government when our youth have a wasteful mindset.
DeleteYou can call someone imbecile but you rave n rant n drool whenever we poke n remind you of your marbles n ducks not bring in a row! Wonderful!
DeleteBanky should have ignored. I understand he wants to auction the car but could have done it quietly. Most of us have forgotten about the said video. The girls got a lot of backlash from Instagram. No need for such long epistle. Why explain yourself to people that don’t matter to you. Sometimes silence is golden. My opinion.
ReplyDeleteLol see detailed explanation to some one you don't even know.The thing pained him or else I don't think this is necessary,Banky don't worry you will be fine
ReplyDeleteEverybody stood up for you when this thing happened. Writing your whole past, present and future plans for a reply is just so not cool. Haba! It was not necessary at all at all.
ReplyDeleteLooks like d video sef na publicity stunt to promote his foolish event
DeleteStella I believe Banky is very okay, in case you never knew, he writes so this write up isn't unusual. I enjoyed reading it & I'm glad he addressed the stalker & all those that have similar mindset.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you on this. He made a lot of sense regardless of the long epistle.
DeleteI totally agree with his write-up. He managed to turn the "ridicule" to suit him. Till date I don't understand why people put so much value on the type of car others drive. Ndi uchu.
Delete@ Stella, I laughed so hard reading your own take on the epistles. But our naija ladies always measuring one's success to the type of car one rides.
ReplyDeleteThe rebuttal was unnecessary, the very day I saw the video,my respect for Banky skyrocketed cos I knew it only shows you are modest and not carried away with ostentatious lifestyle.
ReplyDeleteSupu nwannem nwanyi😄
DeleteI hope you are not buying a new car because those useless girls called you out?
ReplyDeleteIts a teachable moment for young people and heck anyone else who cares to understand different perspectives. This focus on the wrong material things is what is causing missteps in young people today. My only problem with his response is the length cos- they aint gonna read it.
ReplyDeleteTheres nothing teachable here
DeleteAnybody who went thru secondary school shld know d difference between an asset and liability
Make banky write whole book, peoole who suffer from inferiority complex and pay mind to peoples opinions wld always have more liabilities than asset
I didn't even read all.. The length of it shows it got to him.
ReplyDeleteYou get time oh Oga Banky w
ReplyDeleteMy kind of guy no need for unnecessary show offs...Let your account balance and investment(s) do the talking.Which day did Otedola upgrade to iphone with all his millions?
ReplyDeleteI personally don't attach so much importance to things in vogue or material things at that.Having the basics is enough for me.
There's nothing wrong with loving the good things of life but let the people who dont care so much about it breathe..
A car depreciates in value why should i spend so much on it just to please people?
God Bless you for this statement!
DeleteYou cant compare otedola wv banky becos otedola is a generation of telephone wire phones and stick to d basic funtions of phone to recieve and send calls.
DeleteMany people of his generation have trouble learning to use a computer and smartphones
Many people of older generations arent really into social media
Many of them have not caught d bug
Gbam! Is my kinda person any time.
DeleteI have to agree with the comment below on nairaland that this might be a publicity stunt...I don't trust all these celebs.
ReplyDelete"Why do I have a feeling that banky staged the whole thing to get the needed publicity for the car he wants to sell? Now everybody knows his car is for sale and I believe he is getting a lot of calls from interested buyers right now"
Nna, that's not possible. This kind of publicity ontop selling car? Chukwu aju! He was definitely pained by that video.
DeleteThis type of coincidence is questionable..same time he was willing to put up the car for bidding same time he was trolled because of the car. I don't believe him.
DeleteJesus, how does Adesua cope with this talkative? How can you sit down and compose this novel to two obviously crazy ladies whom nobody knows all because they called you out on driving a 2000 range rover. Now you're trying to look for pity by dragging an orphanage into this vanity seeking write up. Banky the whole Nigeria insulted those ladies, why not accept it and move on. Now your write up has made people to start think you're broke. In the words of Drake, a wise man once said nothing.
ReplyDeleteLike its so distasteful
DeleteNow i can't stand ds niccur
How do u drag an orphanage into ds mess?
I knew he was going to reply for he strikes me as someone who's very thin-skinned
DeleteStella talk is cheap, as if you can ignore. You that respond to everyone that insults you. I think he responded because of the new car he just ordered. People might assume he bought the car cos of the troll. Don’t live your life on what people will say just do you Banky. That epistle long oh
ReplyDeleteImagine Stella calling his reply creepy? Like she had missed an avenue to reply trolls with long epistle and still put it in her hash tags. This is funny. What's the definition of hypocrisy again?
DeleteStella, calm down and stick your patch on 🙄
DeleteSometimes you sound so uuurgh.
Stella said the truth, his reply is very creepy.
DeleteStories that touch
ReplyDeleteMr Capable why are you sounding embarrassed. All these plenty reply for two faceless internet trolls. Banky same you that sold your traditional wedding to Africa magic and your white wedding to South African tourism board just to make money. Oga just accept your L. Stella you're right, his reply is so creepy, like dude is broke.
ReplyDeleteGbam, when all these celebrities be showing a bigger than life on social media how do they expect people to see them? See him acting all humble meanwhile when he bought the car, he bought it as per it's a range rover lol.It's funny he's comparing himself with the likes of Mark Zukerberg, Warren Buffet etc and the cars they drive, people will not be surprised if they see them driving such cars as they are not known as show offs and live very simple life. Just carry your car and sell in peace.
DeleteDon't mind him and his big head. How can he even compare himself to Mark Zuckerberg, did Mark sell his wedding to the whole of the US?
DeleteMumu somebori.
The man talks too much, can't stand him and Ubi
ReplyDeleteImo the reply was so necessary, and a good way to advertise the car
ReplyDeleteTrue! He used it to his advantage.
DeleteThis is not a reply for a call out. He just want the general public to know what he's up to. I guess he's been trying to do that, but didn't get the right time. We have heard, and good luck.
ReplyDeleteChoi banky you fall my hand,this is not necesary
ReplyDeleteSome people's head dey touch shaaa.....
ReplyDeleteSILENCE IS GOLDEN
He should have let it slide because internet Voltrons have already devoured those jobless morons that made the video on his behalf.
He really gave a lecture indulging on stuffs, he shouldn't have. He's obviously pained by the moronic callout.
These Celeb portray the FAST AND FURIOUS LIFESTYLE, they always upload their Lifestyle on the gram, I understand the shock on the Fan's face when they saw BANKY with the 2008 model RR. He flew first class to Dubai for his wedding amidst others.
They should also stop living larger than life and deceiving their fan.
He never wanted to sell that SUV, if not for the call out. He shouldn't form what he's not. I think he's not as RICH as he portrays. Maybe if Wizkid was still signed under him, he would be cashing out non-stop.
There celebs all live with this mantra""FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT"".
ALTER EGO😎😅😨😠😍😗
Flying first class but yet you no get house, stupidity at its peak. I have always said this, anytime you see me in a Benz or RR just know I own my house and have enough money for the account.
DeleteEvery action deserve a counter reaction, except for irrelevant things like skipping NYSC.
ReplyDeleteA 2008 Range Rover is not that old, it’s a luxury vehicle and I’m sure it’s been well maintained. I drive a 2006 Mercedes and it still drives great.
ReplyDeleteDid you see 2008 there is 1998
Delete#epistlegang.
ReplyDeleteHahahahhaha,Stella you no well,they must always reply,symptoms of insecurity,silence is golden but they can't adhere,I can imagine his wife behind him telling him what and what not to add while he types away his insecurities- #jayenn
ReplyDeleteSilence is golden yet we reply trolls here. Even Stella reply those tat bombard her inbox and those that troll her anonymously here with epistles. And still say she isn't bothered
DeleteIf replying someone that made a mockery of u or a comment that did not sit well with you is your definiton of insecurity, then the Stella u jst mentioned is also insecure. Simple comments in d comment section that didn’t go dwn well with her, she wud reply, the following day, it wud make it to her hash tags in d SP, and in the afternoon it wud be a memo in her IHN. Wat are you then about??
DeleteDon't mind her.Mschew
DeleteI like the response. He's using the attention to raise money for a good cause. Dude knows how to use the internet to his own good.
ReplyDeleteHe suppose reply o,if na e I go reply,but he just revealed too much,which was totally unecessary#jayenn
ReplyDeleteThe memo was really unnecessary and uncalled for. Nah! Totally unnecessary. The video really go to him
ReplyDeleteOnly the wise will know what banky just did. Take your pen and paper and learn the act of MARKETING. Marketing strategy 101. He knew If he replied, it will boost his options of selling the car. Of course his reply will make it to instablog and the thousands of blog on Instagram. Then it will get to other blogs outside Instagram. The mentions, the tags, the whatever = sales. Let the bidding start. 1m starting price people
ReplyDeleteYo! That's how to use people for free advert😉
Exactly how Tubaba typed “ I love woman, I dey straight” Most of them here said they pity Annie. Others called him father of nations. I knew he was creating awareness for his new song “Amaka” Ofcourse people fell for it😁
DeleteYou mean there are people who'll buy that old raggedy car?
DeleteThis people know how to use bloggers for free advert that will go worldwide. I read this yesterday and instantly I knew his reply was to somehow create publicity for the auction and create awareness to the charity organizations he mentioned.
DeleteThat girl was really a stalker though. I mean, she started with the video when he was still parked and continued even when he was moving. The effrontery.
Intelligent write up though. Banky the wise 🤣
Shooter (gyal), yes. It's a 2008 range rover. Last time I checked it wasn't old and raggedy. A car that was made 10yrs ago isn't old and raggedy last time I checked.
DeleteHeard of the saying not all hands are equal? Alot of people talking down on the car don't have a car or don't even drive anything close got a 2008 model before we even talk about a 2018 model. You can only call this car raggedy if you drive a 2017 - 2018 model
This is why I like reading comments from you gals @Fabmum and Iphie. Anybody with half a brain should've known the card he just played.
Delete@ Shooter something; Raggedy you say???? Can you afford a bicycle? Asuanwuru
DeleteOga Banky, i like and respect you a lot. however, i feel that you owe no one an explanation and you dont need to write all your life plan for the world to see. people will always nose into your matter once you are a celebrity or a public figure. please sir, learn to ignore. you do so tay, u post picture that your wife was wearing a g-string at the background.
ReplyDeleteWhen i saw that video, I knew Banky was writing an epistle under his reading light for days.
ReplyDeleteGood thing is that Adesua loves talking too, so they fit so well.
Jokes apart though, I read through this and I saw some life long lessons a lot of our growing youth could note.
Banky might be a ‘talker’ but he is definitely intelligent. I could have said this whole write up was not necessary, but maybe he has been looking for an opportunity to school the shallow minded humans/aliens
PPS: If you are a troller or Blogger without facts, Avoid Banky... Ubi got nothing on him😁
Banky W had a blog back in the days Iphie nwa..He loves to write..noone should tell him how to exercise his right to express himself....Go Banky!
DeleteThis life ehhhh.
DeleteStella you do your own thing on your blog and nobody tells you what to say and how to say it. You respond to call out, you do your hashtags, you throw your subtle shade so please let it Express himself however he seems fit.
The world does not revolve around anyone.
You can do destination wedding, but you don't have a house of your own yet.
ReplyDeleteUna dho.
He has a house dearie. How does that make you feel?
DeleteLmaoooo 10:32. He OWNS his house. Let me break that down for you so you will understand, he be landlord. I know say that kind thing go paiiiiiiiiiin una. Hungry poverty-stricken, mentally deficient lot. You die when you see people prosper and grow. Also panting,out of breath, body quivering like African maggots, looking for where you can run people down.
DeleteKpele.
Go and open your kolo and see if you have enough to pay Baba Basira for your rent.
Anon 14.26 aka Mrs big forehead you are welcome.
DeleteAnon 16:15 fcuk off and leave this couple the hell alone
DeleteNothing wrong in what he did, so many people still have the mindset of measuring people by the number of cars they drive.
ReplyDeleteOn point, this will make others to start seeing things differently.
God help you BW
Writing long article doesn't make one a talkative but a way to express themselves.
But Stella when people call you out, you will come here and write epistle but banky shouldn't. He love writing and if writing this epistle will make him OK, Good for him. Your opinion is not needed. I was so pained with that video. The same way you call out people that send you rubbish even through email n anonymously is the same way he doing his
ReplyDeleteShocking how some people are screaming that this man, this very one oh, the one that is hardly on social media chooses to respond to one critic while at the same time marketing his car. Funny how people are suddenly calling him a talkative .
ReplyDeleteIf this isn't some sort of publicity stunt for the sale of this car (cos I think it is), then I see nothing wrong with his response
Tell them o, I love the write-up die. People cannot read between the lines and just take the awesome life lesson, rather they are screaming unneccessary and talkative and yet we wonder what's wrong with our 'dear' country. Fake lives everywhere.
Deletebanky hardly on social media? Hahaha then you are not on snap chat Mimi.
DeleteI enjoyed every bit of the write up. To some of you, it might look like a long epistle but I'd like to say that, this is an eye opener for me. The fact that you own a flashy car is not a problem but, what other value do you have apart from that your shiny effizy car? A lot of low lives look down on people because, there lives cant even measure up.
ReplyDeleteYou all should shut up!!! I understand were he is coming from. Am not a fan of his though. But wen will bitter persons learn to mind their business. If he drives old car nko? ??? How does that concern the person to bring it out to the world.am sure the person self no get tire. Abeg allow this young man be and don't send him to steal. That is how you all have sent our yeyebrities to start selling their kpekus just to slay on Gram and remain relevant without adding value to d economy. Nigerians are too bitter. Even if he cnt afford new one. Pls how is it your fucking business. Chai. Banky God go surprise u more and more that this bitter soul will see and marvel.😍😍
ReplyDeleteWHO cares
ReplyDelete...about you?
DeleteNO one.
Too much yarn
ReplyDeleteToo much explanation bro! You certainly was embarrassed & pained by that call out that you had to explain this much. If dude was genuinely careless about what people thought he owned or not he won't give a damn hoot about any call out.
ReplyDeleteFYI Banky you are not like those billionaires you mentioned up there, cos if they were in your shoes they wouldn't spit a word. Ndo my bro, you will be alright, this money you must make it so you can show off all you want.
Silence is golden, yes. His write up a tad bit much, true but if it were me I'll do the same, since the troll was bent on ridiculing his legit hustle, not a bad idea to set them straight. Btw this is a perfect opportunity to publicize the sales and his charity work, so it's a win win, more endorsements for banky! Plus I see a luxury car endorsement 😂😂 soon. Thanks to the stupid broke ass trolls.
ReplyDeleteThis chyluv has turned to blog nuisance like teeJay and skyblue,how many times do you want to comment on one post repeating the same opinion.na wa
DeleteCan we take a moment to ignore the fact that he does not owe anyone a response and try to get the deep message In this write up?If you haven't learnt a thing I am honestly sorry.Thank you Banky for passing your message subtly.I pray this changes the life of the people that read to understand.
ReplyDeleteWhatever stunt it is he made a lot of sense. People would rather go for material things instead of values. Thousands of likes to his response.
ReplyDeleteStellakoko, you wont ignore if you're the one, you know.
He has every right to reply and make it as long as he wants. In this social media age too many ppl have no boundaries mocking, jeering, and insulting people have become the order of the day. It's sickening how ppl expect to get away with things today because it's on social media.
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