So some SDK bvs are of the opinion that if you can freely fart in the presence of your partner, then you both are meant for each other. They said it means you are free and open with each other, no secrets, you are both friends and your union will last forever. Lmao
How can fart, I mean 'mess', dirty and foul smelling 'iso', a waste product from our body be used as a test of love? I am not understanding biko.
Farting where other people are is unacceptable, it shows lack of courtesy and self control, it's an irresponsible behaviour. So why should we use it to rate compatibility, love and so on?
I once saw where a man told his wife that if she farts again in the room, he would slap her. Hahahaha. Should we say their relationship is not smooth? The way uncle squeezed his face and covered his nose you can tell that the fart can compete with a toxic gas. Hehehehe
As for me and my man, well it depends on our mood at the time. If the atmosphere is not fart friendly, we dey respect ourselves but if we dey in good mood, we go even use the fart do competition hahahahahaha.
This does not mean we are the best couple and I don't use it as a yardstick to rate our union.
So let's hear from you, do you fart freely in your partner's presence?
Can we use your 'Fart Life' to rate your union?
Starting from you Stella. Hehehehehe
Mama Tee
Deliberate fart...no
ReplyDeleteThe one that comes by mistake...yes.
Situations can make you fart by mistake...
I don't need to list them...
Ya'll know.
Yes we do.😒 Hahaha!
DeleteThis post is very funny
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Laughing seriously here
I fart more when I'm preggy and it doesn't even stink.Something as gross as fart shouldn't be a yardstick in a relationship IMO
ReplyDeleteIf I don’t fart near you just run away from me Cos I don’t like you. If I now carry your hand put on my Yansh and fart, my love for you no be here. Gullible Nigerians will say eeeewww
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DeleteI don't see anything wrong when you fart in the presence of your wife/husband, is one of the fun embedded in marriage. If your spouse dose not fart in your presence that means he/she is hiding something from you.
ReplyDeleteI disagree..... I personally HATE it when anybody farts in my presence and I never do it to people. It’s not pretence just that some people are like that. So if you are waiting for me to fart before you know I love u then u are on a very long wait. Well maybe you can catch me in my sleep sha.
DeleteHe can fart by mistake not intentionally... otherwise I see it as disrespect.
DeleteThese are the people mama tee is talking about. You say what Cutest pat? So mess determines the truthfulness of your relationship? lmao
DeleteAhan!!! Stella didn't answer oooo hahahahaha....well like you likely said mama tee,it all depends on the mood;my ex and I also did competition with it hahahaha(you know that one where one person dey brush the other dey run number2 hahaha) but it sure cannot be used to rate a relationship,it rather shows that you are very comfortable with each other.It is such situations that make people come out to say they are bestfriends with their partner;you can be dating someone for 5yrs and still have some restrictions and then you meet someone else and in 3mths realise you can do absolutely everything with that person.That moment when you see a fully loaded(well structured lol)girl pass and have the urge to be petty and the first person that comes to mind is le boo *wink*
ReplyDeleteIf i can't gossip,fart,cry,cuss,be crazy,etc with my partner,KOLEWERK!!!
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DeleteOnly your last paragraph would have been enough
If you knew how many months it took me to fart where uncle is ehn.... and the sheep farted on my first night in his place. very smelly something. biko it is not the measure of Love for anything.
ReplyDeleteLol took me a while then uncle will be saying "oh you cant fart in my presence it means you are hiding something. " finally i started farting sometimes. The other day i farted while we were sleeping he woke me up to spray perfume. few hours late i drop another one he said your belly is rotten. The next one was by 6 am he tapped me and said nne follow me to the toilet you'll sit down there till you empty your belly
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DeleteEwwwwww. I will be quite mad if any so called partner does that in my presence. What kind of dirty behaviour is that. Make people dey respect themselves abeg. Thank God I only meet people with like minds.
ReplyDeleteVery well...
ReplyDeleteIt's not a measure of love please o 🔊 altho hubs and I fart in each other's presence , the moment one of us farts the other must retaliate o 😁 cos we both hate cheating 😋he did me strong thing sometime ago, I was having my bath before bedtime uncle comes in tot he wanted to shower and maybe do one round, that's how he locked door and removed the key from the hole and balanced on the toilet seat to do the major, I was so angry tears started dropping 😭 and he was laughing so loud that it made me cry more before he now gave me the key . I didn't talk to him till the following morning 😒
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DeleteFart/mess can't be measured for love, my ex and i farted a lot and na me dey always win cos mine comes with a stinky smell and loud noise. His came once in a while but mine came often which was fun to me. Sometimes he opens the windows and doors after i fart while i laugh like mad. Well where are we now? Like i said, he is my ex, meaning we broke up after every every. Farting in each other's presence simply means you are free and comfortable with each other. That doesn't necessarily mean you don't keep secrets from each other cos after we broke up i found out certain things he hid away from me. Well, i had my own secrets too sef so nothing do us, meanwhile i initiated the break up and life went on.
ReplyDeleteI fart in front of my children and husband. Once I do, they'll start chanting messy messy mummy or daddy. Depending on who does it. It no big deal. I always tease him with it. When it's so bad I cover my nose and run away and he'll playfully drag me back to enjoy it with him. Life is not that serious biko. We are not perfect too
ReplyDeleteSome "MESS" makes a lot of sense when it is done where ur partner is but in the same case we have to respect each other depend on the mood one is.
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I fart in front of my partner sometimes I tell him before time and sometimes I just let it out and start laughing he teases me about and when he does I also tease him about It,It's not that serious
ReplyDeleteAm not sure its a measure for love but I think it could serve as a yard stick to knowing how comfortable partners are around one another. For me, farting around my partner means I am not in the relationship to impress..same goes for my partner
ReplyDeleteInitially hubby didn't find it funny but 6years down the line he now does it more than i. There was one I 'released' one night. It sounded so loud that he jumped up from sleep! Thought it was gun shot! I laugh each time I remember the alarmed look on his face when he woke up thinking robbers were around!!!!
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DeleteI fart in boo presence, and he does same.
ReplyDeleteWho ask you,when you marry sef that you wont allow us to breath
DeleteHmmmm my mans own fart can demise church.. when he uses the toilet nko? You have to open everywhere then spray air freshner and even perfume sef.after spraying you still wont be able to use the toilet for a long time. That's the only flaw he has, he asked me to marry him i am scared because of his very very very smelly farts and shits
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaha, check what he eats or he should detox to remove the yamayama in his stomach
DeleteHe should open the toilet windows when doing the do, after flushing put alcohol
DeleteHe should drink water always
DeleteIt just shows you are comfortable around your partner, it doesn't necessarily mean there are no secrets or issues in the relationship.
ReplyDeleteYou see why I love you Mama tee? You don't disappoint. I look forward to your column every week. This sure will be very interesting
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't disappoint at all
DeleteThanks to both of you and all my other fans. Your support keeps me flowing.
DeleteWell, I dont see anything really wrong there. Just that it shouldnt be a constant deliberate something jor cos it isnt all d time one will be in that mood to inhale annoying smell. Lmao!
ReplyDeletewell I won't say its a measure of love but i and my hubby dey do serious competition for farting especially in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteNo we don't o,my hubby gets so upset anytime he smells my fart,I just laugh and tell him to build a room for fart ...lol
ReplyDeleteHe's been like that since dating days and iv never tried to hold it in cos he's there.hahaha
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ReplyDeleteUncouth and sickening. I see it as part of what kills the sparks in a relationship and replaces with the comfortable feeling found among siblings.
ReplyDeleteOne should be free to fart where his/her partner is.Though not a test of love. I do that a lot and I will quickly apologise.😄
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