Mama Nnuku's Gist Corner -The Tearing Stutterer

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We woke up to the noise coming from Ugochukwu (Not real name o) room, Ugo is a fine tall dude that stammers and he is married to a lousy woman called Tawa.

One fateful morning around 6.30 a.m we heard noise from the couples room with Tawa voice sounding like Anglican church bell.. she was shouting at the top of her voice saying ''ahn ahn wetin happen na all my bra you don tear finish, pata nko? The same thing.. won fi shey ee ni?'' (Them use am do you)


We could hear ugo voice stammering under ''shuuuur shuu shuur tup there! .. ''


In my compound everybody’s business is your business there is nothing like mind your business that’s the fun part of it before you hear A’ you don fly out go where the noise dey comot from.

Tawa slammed the door and stepped out, and me and my co Amebo’s were already at her doorstep . ''What happened sista'' we all asked at the same time ..

Tawa: Na this foolish, useless man, Na all my pant and bra he don tear finish. Wetin happen na only me go first marry husband ..

We: haaa! Why he come they tear your pant dey tear your bra? We all asked looking surprised


Tawa: (in her Yoruba accent) sheybi na if he want sleep with me . gbogbo pata ati brassier loti ya tan (Na all pant and bra he don tear finish) he say if he no tear am he no go enjoy am . ..


with all the conversation going on Ugo refused to come out or say a word .. we told tawa to calm down .. and one woman among us said ''na wetin your husband want make you follow am want o..''  she told tawa she would talk to her husband when she see him . Tawa left us all and went out to God knows where and all of us scattered and went away..

I told the woman not talk to the man about it, say e go be like she dey embarrass am but she didn’t listen to me. Telling me how close she was to the couple and the guy will listen to her. I said ok.


Around 7.00pm after the day work people have returned home and was minding their business the woman saw Ugo coming out of the room and went to meet him and said ''brother your wife say you dey tear her pant and bra I say make I come talk to you'' before she finish the statement

Ugo got angry landed her a dirty slap and walked away. . Lmao.. na the annoyance still dey the guy man body

  Is tearing bra and pant normal ?

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*Mama Nnuku make nobody tear ya paent ooooooooooooooooh..LMAO!!!!