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Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post




I buy new Towels every six months.......

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    1. See as first lady dodge this Stella's "bullet?"
      You no tell us about that one wey don age well well.

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    2. A year now ๐Ÿ˜‹

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    3. I have some i am yet to open self
      I went to an event towel as souvenir was everywhere

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    4. I have enough towels. I use them at intervals. The one I am using presently I've had it for 6months but I've not used it up to 20times.

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    5. Hahah I have one that is four years old. I used it till this year and passed it on the my dog.

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    6. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    7. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, Anonymous 21:35 you will not kee someone with lafta ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  2. 1 year and 1 week๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    1. You go even calculate math on top towel matter?
      Okay, add hours and minutes and seconds join am na.

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    2. The older they get, the better...as long as you wash them often.

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    3. Anonymous 18:17,you nooo kee person with lafta. Me sef don laff tire for this Stella Maris ogbonge calculation ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  3. The one I am using now is 7months old to change it January. I have 8 more in my wardrobe. I love collecting towels

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    1. 8 more, you dey use them as ppppppad?
      Ha, this my stammering don start again?

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    2. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...this anon you are a clown seriously

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    3. @Chi-squared

      You see whenever I wan yarn about those areas wey suppose dey "private"
      my stammering starts. I don't know if it is because sometimes
      Stella chop my comments when I yarn tohtohtototototototototo
      You see, e don start: You sabi cure: Abeg help a sister.

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    4. Same I have a lot of towels too. The older ones are my favourite and the newer ones are it’s siblings

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    5. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, you people will not kee person with lafta for this blog.

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  4. two of them, 4 to 5 years, machine washed every week and still looks like new. Had bought more but just don't see the rational to throw away the current ones.

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    1. "And they still looks (sic.) like new?"
      They still LOOK like
      It still looks like

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  5. Some girls no dey wash them towels even in one year. They will soon start chanting, I use disposables bla bla bla all na ruse

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    1. Any girl who says she uses disposable towels, be careful, they are talking about using their towels as sanitary pads.
      They call it towel pads. But the issue is that some girls wash them and use them again. No big deal as long as it is well washed.

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @ wash and re-use sanitary pads. The things one hears on this blog ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  6. I have two, one is 8months old while the second is about 3yrs am attached to the old one. Lol

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  7. One is three years old
    The other is five years old and the last one is six months
    I have no plans of changing them anytime soon ๐Ÿ˜Ž
    Waiting for the beevees that will come and claim they change towels after every use ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. they will definitely come; those girls especially.

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    2. I see them already oooh ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
      Simple question asked,”how old is your towel?” and we’re listening to super stories about how they have 55 towels. Una no go kill me oh ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ BVs do the most sha.

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  8. Anonymous donor10 July 2018 at 18:08

    I honestly cannot remember. Three years maybe?. I have several. About 7, so don't really notice d age.

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    1. Ok the oldest is let's say 9years old, another is six I got it from Cotonou at just 300 nairn (1000 CFA) before our money fell. Very fine towel I use for travels. Another one is 4 years and the last one a year. Looking to get more .

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    2. @Kiks
      9 year old dey primary six
      You don apply for common entrance for this
      ya towel?

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    3. Lol make I do buy form be that e go pass well well the way wey I dey look am.

      Let me add my mum gave me the 9 year old towel. That type that you have to soak in water for it to expand. It would take the grace of God to dispose of it.

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    4. You wan make God carry grace wey you suppose use overcome sin
      give you make you take dispose towels?
      Na wah o!

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    5. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @ Anonymous and Kiks, una no go kee person.

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  9. I have a whole box full of towels both new and old so I can't give an exact answer to the question.

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  10. 10months old and 3 years old๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. That means 10 years old and 3 months old.
      These girls!

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  11. Like a year now. But I use mostly small small towels, the size of baby towel that I wash everyday.

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    1. U wash your towel everyday? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™„ I hear new thing today ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  12. Lmao Stella take time o. U wan make that anon come for us๐Ÿคฃ

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  13. The yellow one is a year and two months old. The white one is 8minths old.

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  14. Hahaha๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚ I have 2 the first one is 4 years, the second one is a year 9 months.

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    1. 9months, that one na term na; you suppose don born am!
      You don do towel shower?
      Safe delivery.

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  15. I have two towels
    One is 6month old and the other is over 15years old

    The 15years was bought by mom when I was in boarding secondary school and I can't let go of it. Still neat sitting in my wardrobe.

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    1. I have a sister like you. She won't use it and won't throw it away

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    2. 15 year old towel?
      Mmmh that one go don enter university na?
      Whish course im dey read sef?

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    3. Swag Lafreshest, I tell you my children will see that towel .. Can't let go.

      Anonymous 20:15 kuku kee me. Maybe finals

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    4. 15 years ago? In boarding school? 13 years ago, we don finish from Uni. And you go dey give advice here...keep your mouth shut henceforth, let the experienced ones talk...ewu.

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    5. Anonymous 21:54
      You sure need Jesus
      Pele tie

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    6. @Anony mouse 21:58

      Haba, why you dey call somebody "ewu", ewu na goat o
      Just for towel's sake?
      If she no wan send im towel go university, how that one
      take concern you?

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    7. Yen yen yen
      Grandma or grandpa,if you are looking for your mates go Bush.. .Eranko lasan lasan

      And Lucile,whats funny

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    8. All the anons here are crazy๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  16. One is 2months old ,the other is about8months.

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  17. Stella please we need anonymous night post, I really missed it..... I beg you in the name of anything you hold sacrad, Stella please bring back ANONYMOUS NIGHT POST.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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    1. anything you hold sacrad (sic)
      Wetin I hold SACRED is for you to dey speak
      good English or nak am for pidgin like I do

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    2. You wan unleash ya nuclear arsenals?
      E bi like say the thing dey wan explode for ya house were you store them?

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  18. I change my towel EVERY MONTH.

    I buy those 100 naira hand towels. I said hundred naira. I did not say hundred thousand naira.

    If you stroll inside Idumota, they cost 80 naira.

    I CANNOT use those large sized towels.

    As far as I'm concerned you are just drying 'bacteria/dirt' and packing it back on your body after every shower.

    Disgusting.com.

    Better to let your body air dry.

    After EVERY shower I quickly wash the hand towel and hang it ready for the next shower.
    Washing the hand towel doesn't take up to 3 minutes. Or I soak it in vinegar or warm water and salt. When I come back, wash it and air dry my body.

    I get easily irritated,so yeah I do what works for me. My towel is as important as my soap, lotion etc.

    Google towels and find out how much dirt/microbes they harbour.

    ....wait, someone is keeping towel as a keepsake/memorabilia?

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  19. 7yrs old... A prize frm secondary school... Still new cos i rarely use it. I prefer the smaller one that i use to clean my body

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  20. Wow I bought a new set of towels for my baby yesterday and I'm currently using her old ones. The one I disposed was one year and two months.

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  21. I have three. The oldest is 12 yrs๐Ÿ™ˆ, the 2nd is 9months and the last 2months ๐Ÿ˜Œ. All still in good condition! Quality shiii

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  22. Two are 5 years old and the other two are 3 years old. I use them all interchangeably. I change my towels 2ce in a week.

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  23. Abeg where are the anons?I am here to laugh biko

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    1. What happened to your own sense of humour? God did not bless you with one?

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  24. I have 2 towels, one is less than a year and the other one about 3 years.

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  25. I have only 1 and it's 1 year and 2 months old...I wonder what people are doing with more than one towel.
    How many body una get.๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•

    LEP๐Ÿ˜›

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  26. I have 5 towels, the oldest is 2 years old. I don't like wet towels and I bath 2, 3 times daily so the more the merrier

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    1. Mama 5 towels, well done o
      Oldest dey 2 years, so how come?
      You no dey do towel planning for this Buhari times?

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    2. Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa . . . hoooooooooooooooo!

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  27. about 4 months now...

    I have another one for my face, that fit don reach 1 year now...

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  28. I have about seven towels that I have been using for the past 2 years, they are all white. I normally dispose my old towels when I get sets of new ones. Speaking of which I need new towels oh! It is well.

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  29. Five months.l wash my towel every two days

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  30. I hate towels.
    I like walking naked into the bathroom.
    I air-dry my skin.

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    1. @Chocolate
      We understand that ya nakedness,
      Bathroom activities as bathroom don become z ozer room
      for you.

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    2. You dey baf 50 times a day. As if tap dey run for most Naija homes?

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  31. I have towel of 12 years to 4months,It's up to 18 in the wardrobe and i don't use my towels more than twice sometimes once,then straight to the washing machine.

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    1. Utaba -snuff suppose don dey that ya 12 year old towel tee tee.

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  32. Was actually thinking about this some days back. been using mine since 2011. Lol! It's still fresh

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  33. 12years. Since I entered uni. And that was 2006. I have others tho

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  34. Raise your hands if you are using your children's towel!? I have 356 towels,I use one each day, Una think say na only una sabi lie for this blog abi?

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