Have a great day......Today feels like Tuesday!...Is it not Wednesday?
Yall guess who called me today!!!
Keep reading to find out!
SEALORD ROCKS ABA MADE SUPER EAGLE JERSEY
Omo naija, naija lo bi mi si
Hi bv's it's ur boy deenity rocking my made in naija super eagles jersey. I love this team like 'let's go there' so sure the Eagles will spread their wings against Iceland. All we need is a different tactical approach, I 'd go for a 3-5-2 formation with iwobi having a free role and mikel playing infront of the back '3'. GO-NAIJA ,AFRICA PRIDE.
sdk I hail oooo prudent tabitha teejay I click una.
It costs N5500
Sealord you fine dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Send your account number to refund you the amount you bought this Jersey....Remember I am only refunding those who bought the made in Nigeria version.
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Team Nigeria...This BV did not send any other detail and has not replied my mail but she sure rocked this Jersey and it looks good on her...
She be big babe oooooooooooooo but if not...
Send your account number to refund you the amount you bought this Jersey....Remember I am only refunding those who bought the made in Nigeria version.
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OSATO ROCKS SUPER EAGLES JERSEY FOR IHN
Hello Mrs Korkus. My name is Osato.I school in your Alma Mater. The pics was taken in Ekosodin lol. Your blog is a life saver! Thank you.
GREATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST UNIBEN!!!
Send your account number to refund you the amount you bought this Jersey....Remember I am only refunding those who bought the made in Nigeria version.
I need to send you also on some errands in School there to my former department and to a lecturer in history department..LOL
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AND SHE CALLED!!!
Guess what?My day started just right today because i spoke with one of my Favourite people on this Blog....I asked after her in the Morning post and BOOM,her call came thru and we had a great time talking because we havent talked in a while...If feels good catching up with loved ones.....
Call someone who means the World to you today if you Miss them*wink*
BV Tetrina thanks for calling..I love you and that British accent!
Tertina is caught up with work and motherhood but shes fine and still peeps in to read....
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PINKYS SIDE TALK
ANOTHER VICTIM
in Ogun I am today, you may see me in Ondo tomorrow. I do not know where to stay; I do not know what my destiny is although they say I have one; I do not know where or how to dream again; I just travel around with whatever money I get and I eat whatever is available(don't get it twisted). Let others embezzle public funds, I'll not join. Let others whoosh after sex, I'll be here writing instead. A boring life it is, I do not disagree, but at least, I know it's boring and I don't lie to myself about it.
Today, I sit by my window and look out into my life. Well, it's a good normal life. The kind of Nigerian life where you wake up in the morning, pray not because you love God but because you want to be rich in life and you don't want enemies' attempts to destroy you. Then you go about the morning chores and leave for wherever pays money to eat. In the night you return home sweating, you shower, you eat, pray probably, then sleep and wake to go through the same routine again. Some of us live better than that though; we have dreams of greatness and we keep on sleeping, expecting our lives to suddenly become better. Some of us who are smarter than others or perhaps less holy spice our boring lives with sex, football, music, parties, and alcoholics. In our country, we don't dream of any other thing besides getting huge amount of money and enjoying ourselves. If politics gives such money, let's go into it. If rituals give such money, let's visit the oracles. And if internet robbery or prostitution is the open space, well, you have to eat or starve yourself to death. Aren't our religious leaders squeezing their wealth out of us? Why shouldn't we smarten up and steal whatever we also lay our eyes upon? That is our lives here; that is our miserable lives.
Like many other victims of Nigeria, excuse me, I meant to say citizens of Nigeria, I have dreams even though they make friends laugh. My own dreams aren't monetary, they are more than that, hence, if you see some of my friends look at me like I'm so dumb, don't be surprised, life around here is about MONEY or nothing else. I once sought solace in love, of course the tingling sensations were quite illusional and heart-calming, but when you canoodle and rumble on bed for hours and finally fall asleep, you do not wake to a new world the next day, you wake up to your miserable life, you look out through the window like I do now and hear Nigeria say: welcome back brother, what will you eat today? There! What will you eat? That is the true national anthem. Food is what we live for. Our teachers, I pity them, they empty their salivary glands unto hungry heads. And when you see a student smiles in the class, rebel, he mocks himself.
My father once told me, "dream beyond this country". I have honoured him all my life but I'm still here, am I not? I have read books more than a literature graduate; I argue with historians although I'm not formally one; I speak of World War I and II like I was there; I read the Bible thrice from beginning to the end; I downloaded the English version of the holy Qur'an; I watch films more than Steven Spielberg and dream more than Martin Luther King Jr. but I'm still here, stuck here. I'd love to direct films at Hollywood and even feature in TV Series. I'd love to have my books sold more than Agatha Christie's and Shakespeare's; I'm still here, unpublished. And when I discuss with my colleagues on what we do next after school, they say teaching job.
Of course I love teaching but what do they offer us as monthly salary? 12,000 Naira (60 Dollars). And you work for 9hrs per day. Damn it! That's intellectual slavery! And unfortunately, one has to do it or die of hunger.
Well, we're here. By our doors we'll sit in the twilights and watch children play. If we could travel back in time and again become children, who would care about some bloody dreams that refuse to come true? Who would care about what government does to the country? Tell me, who would know that we live as slaves to our own land? And then again we would not deem it a high time the country revolted, the youths took to the streets and parents distributed placards and monotov cocktails to their children with an instruction: get our country back or else, our hunger will never end.
#BV ADENIJI#
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DO YOU WANNA BE RECRUITED?
A beauty and hair store located in Victoria Island is looking to recruit .
(1) Marketing and Customer relation personnel.
The person must be female,age btwn 20-28 yrs,,vibrant,social,team player,proactive and eloquent.
(2) Social media expert.
Male or female age btwn 20-28 yrs,Must be very conversant with all social media apps and have passion for interaction.
Interested applicants should send cv's to lafunky2@gmail.com ..before 22nd June 2018.
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GIST OH
Stella I have gist o!
Things are happening! Why will a married man not keep his koboko is one place for his legally married wife he wooed and promised heaven and earth when he wanted to wife her and why will a married woman not keep her 'sanctuary' that is meant for her husband to worship private?
A married woman that usually travel to Cotonu to buy goods, informed her husband of her journey and he permitted her as usual after all she's a business woman. So, she informed her boyfriend (a married man) about her trip and they lodged in a hotel in Lagos.
The 'couple ' went for dinner that faithful day and went straight to their hotel room for some 'Gigi Gigi' only for the woman to start rolling on the bed crying that her stomach is paining her before the man said 'bingo' the woman died on the bed just like that 😱
Well the man saw hell he spent almost all he had because he was the one that foot the bill for the burial and other expenses. In fact his neck was like that of an Ostrich, his eyes were swimming inside its sockets and he looked frail. Hmm and some of you would think the man changed after the tragic incident? No he didn't infact he continued messing around with different girls and staying away from his family for months .
His wife doesn't care if he decides to stay away from home for several months because she's tired of crying.
BV Happyfeet
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Car type:Neatly used Toyota Camry tiny light
Mileage:185,000
Price:650,000
Location: Surulere/Agric Ikorodu
Condition: Buy and drive
Serious buyers should call/WhatsApp 07089721449/08053250118.
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LET US DISCUSS THIS
The full meaning of FIFA is
F=football,
I= Is not
F= For
A= Africans.
is it correct or not.
it sounds funny, let's get the full meaning, or Europeans are fooling
us, 😂 lol.
hope you like it.
warm regards.
DE law OPUTA
(OPUTA chambers)
*wetin be this abeg?Mscheeeeeeeeeeew!!!...hehehheheheheheehe
FIFA Means Football Is For All.
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Addressing the issue of SNOOPING
Here is my honest opinion and everyone is free to express a different opinion from mine.
The issue of SNOOPING has been rocking back n forth on this blog and in as much as I don't advise insecurities between partners which eventually lead to snooping, I think sometimes SOMETHING prompts people to snoop and most times it turns out well.
Using my story as a case study. I dated a guy for 5years and eventually we started planning our wedding.. one faithful week bobo travelled out of the country and while away he was craving for egusi soup and I promised to prepare it for him on his return..
On the day of his return I went over to do that and met his adopted younger sister of about 16 years cleaning his place and I sent her to the market to get the foodstuff. She left without her phone and SOMETHING prompted me to pick up the phone and go through. I honestly don't know why but I went through her WhatsApp with her brother my bobo and I was shocked to my bones to discover they were having a sexual affair...Hmmm that was how relationship/marriage plans ended.
I wonder if I didn't snoop and had gone ahead with the marriage then finding out about it and all the abortions she had done for him whilst in marriage..
I honestly feel sometimes we are lead by SOMETHING to snoop for our own good to avoid had I known..
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LOOKING FOR A TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT
Please fellow BV if you have anyone vacating his or her 2 bedroom apartment around Alapere, Ketu, Ogudu or Gbagada as from August to December this year, I wouldn’t mind taking over the apartment or direct from the landlord.
Please the house should have good water running, light and security. Expected amount is from N400,000 to N500,000. You can reach me on this number 07084229740
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I have crisp, neatly processed and packaged garri for sale, its available in yellow garri, white garri and Ijebu garri variants, all in 50kg,25kg, 15kg, 10kg , 5kg, 3 kg, 2.5kg, 2kg , 1 kg and small packs for one time consumption.
They are freshly made and delivery options are applicable with costs, excellent for giveaways to charities, homes for children and the elderly etc and of course for hotels and homes too!
Interested persons should mail me up on salesbyadanna@gmail.com, prices will be given on request please.
.........................................................................................................
SEALORD ROCKS ABA MADE SUPER EAGLE JERSEY
Omo naija, naija lo bi mi si
Hi bv's it's ur boy deenity rocking my made in naija super eagles jersey. I love this team like 'let's go there' so sure the Eagles will spread their wings against Iceland. All we need is a different tactical approach, I 'd go for a 3-5-2 formation with iwobi having a free role and mikel playing infront of the back '3'. GO-NAIJA ,AFRICA PRIDE.
sdk I hail oooo prudent tabitha teejay I click una.
It costs N5500
Sealord you fine dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Send your account number to refund you the amount you bought this Jersey....Remember I am only refunding those who bought the made in Nigeria version.
.......................................................................................................
Team Nigeria...This BV did not send any other detail and has not replied my mail but she sure rocked this Jersey and it looks good on her...
She be big babe oooooooooooooo but if not...
Send your account number to refund you the amount you bought this Jersey....Remember I am only refunding those who bought the made in Nigeria version.
............................................................................................................
OSATO ROCKS SUPER EAGLES JERSEY FOR IHN
Hello Mrs Korkus. My name is Osato.I school in your Alma Mater. The pics was taken in Ekosodin lol. Your blog is a life saver! Thank you.
GREATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST UNIBEN!!!
Send your account number to refund you the amount you bought this Jersey....Remember I am only refunding those who bought the made in Nigeria version.
I need to send you also on some errands in School there to my former department and to a lecturer in history department..LOL
..........................................................................................................
AND SHE CALLED!!!
Guess what?My day started just right today because i spoke with one of my Favourite people on this Blog....I asked after her in the Morning post and BOOM,her call came thru and we had a great time talking because we havent talked in a while...If feels good catching up with loved ones.....
Call someone who means the World to you today if you Miss them*wink*
BV Tetrina thanks for calling..I love you and that British accent!
Tertina is caught up with work and motherhood but shes fine and still peeps in to read....
..........................................................................................................
PINKYS SIDE TALK
ANOTHER VICTIM
in Ogun I am today, you may see me in Ondo tomorrow. I do not know where to stay; I do not know what my destiny is although they say I have one; I do not know where or how to dream again; I just travel around with whatever money I get and I eat whatever is available(don't get it twisted). Let others embezzle public funds, I'll not join. Let others whoosh after sex, I'll be here writing instead. A boring life it is, I do not disagree, but at least, I know it's boring and I don't lie to myself about it.
Today, I sit by my window and look out into my life. Well, it's a good normal life. The kind of Nigerian life where you wake up in the morning, pray not because you love God but because you want to be rich in life and you don't want enemies' attempts to destroy you. Then you go about the morning chores and leave for wherever pays money to eat. In the night you return home sweating, you shower, you eat, pray probably, then sleep and wake to go through the same routine again. Some of us live better than that though; we have dreams of greatness and we keep on sleeping, expecting our lives to suddenly become better. Some of us who are smarter than others or perhaps less holy spice our boring lives with sex, football, music, parties, and alcoholics. In our country, we don't dream of any other thing besides getting huge amount of money and enjoying ourselves. If politics gives such money, let's go into it. If rituals give such money, let's visit the oracles. And if internet robbery or prostitution is the open space, well, you have to eat or starve yourself to death. Aren't our religious leaders squeezing their wealth out of us? Why shouldn't we smarten up and steal whatever we also lay our eyes upon? That is our lives here; that is our miserable lives.
Like many other victims of Nigeria, excuse me, I meant to say citizens of Nigeria, I have dreams even though they make friends laugh. My own dreams aren't monetary, they are more than that, hence, if you see some of my friends look at me like I'm so dumb, don't be surprised, life around here is about MONEY or nothing else. I once sought solace in love, of course the tingling sensations were quite illusional and heart-calming, but when you canoodle and rumble on bed for hours and finally fall asleep, you do not wake to a new world the next day, you wake up to your miserable life, you look out through the window like I do now and hear Nigeria say: welcome back brother, what will you eat today? There! What will you eat? That is the true national anthem. Food is what we live for. Our teachers, I pity them, they empty their salivary glands unto hungry heads. And when you see a student smiles in the class, rebel, he mocks himself.
My father once told me, "dream beyond this country". I have honoured him all my life but I'm still here, am I not? I have read books more than a literature graduate; I argue with historians although I'm not formally one; I speak of World War I and II like I was there; I read the Bible thrice from beginning to the end; I downloaded the English version of the holy Qur'an; I watch films more than Steven Spielberg and dream more than Martin Luther King Jr. but I'm still here, stuck here. I'd love to direct films at Hollywood and even feature in TV Series. I'd love to have my books sold more than Agatha Christie's and Shakespeare's; I'm still here, unpublished. And when I discuss with my colleagues on what we do next after school, they say teaching job.
Of course I love teaching but what do they offer us as monthly salary? 12,000 Naira (60 Dollars). And you work for 9hrs per day. Damn it! That's intellectual slavery! And unfortunately, one has to do it or die of hunger.
Well, we're here. By our doors we'll sit in the twilights and watch children play. If we could travel back in time and again become children, who would care about some bloody dreams that refuse to come true? Who would care about what government does to the country? Tell me, who would know that we live as slaves to our own land? And then again we would not deem it a high time the country revolted, the youths took to the streets and parents distributed placards and monotov cocktails to their children with an instruction: get our country back or else, our hunger will never end.
#BV ADENIJI#
...........................................................................................................
DO YOU WANNA BE RECRUITED?
A beauty and hair store located in Victoria Island is looking to recruit .
(1) Marketing and Customer relation personnel.
The person must be female,age btwn 20-28 yrs,,vibrant,social,team player,proactive and eloquent.
(2) Social media expert.
Male or female age btwn 20-28 yrs,Must be very conversant with all social media apps and have passion for interaction.
Interested applicants should send cv's to lafunky2@gmail.com ..before 22nd June 2018.
.........................................................................................................
GIST OH
Stella I have gist o!
Things are happening! Why will a married man not keep his koboko is one place for his legally married wife he wooed and promised heaven and earth when he wanted to wife her and why will a married woman not keep her 'sanctuary' that is meant for her husband to worship private?
A married woman that usually travel to Cotonu to buy goods, informed her husband of her journey and he permitted her as usual after all she's a business woman. So, she informed her boyfriend (a married man) about her trip and they lodged in a hotel in Lagos.
The 'couple ' went for dinner that faithful day and went straight to their hotel room for some 'Gigi Gigi' only for the woman to start rolling on the bed crying that her stomach is paining her before the man said 'bingo' the woman died on the bed just like that 😱
Well the man saw hell he spent almost all he had because he was the one that foot the bill for the burial and other expenses. In fact his neck was like that of an Ostrich, his eyes were swimming inside its sockets and he looked frail. Hmm and some of you would think the man changed after the tragic incident? No he didn't infact he continued messing around with different girls and staying away from his family for months .
His wife doesn't care if he decides to stay away from home for several months because she's tired of crying.
BV Happyfeet
...........................................................................................................
Car type:Neatly used Toyota Camry tiny light
Mileage:185,000
Price:650,000
Location: Surulere/Agric Ikorodu
Condition: Buy and drive
Serious buyers should call/WhatsApp 07089721449/08053250118.
..........................................................................................................
LET US DISCUSS THIS
The full meaning of FIFA is
F=football,
I= Is not
F= For
A= Africans.
is it correct or not.
it sounds funny, let's get the full meaning, or Europeans are fooling
us, 😂 lol.
hope you like it.
warm regards.
DE law OPUTA
(OPUTA chambers)
*wetin be this abeg?Mscheeeeeeeeeeew!!!...hehehheheheheheehe
FIFA Means Football Is For All.
...........................................................................................................
Addressing the issue of SNOOPING
Here is my honest opinion and everyone is free to express a different opinion from mine.
The issue of SNOOPING has been rocking back n forth on this blog and in as much as I don't advise insecurities between partners which eventually lead to snooping, I think sometimes SOMETHING prompts people to snoop and most times it turns out well.
Using my story as a case study. I dated a guy for 5years and eventually we started planning our wedding.. one faithful week bobo travelled out of the country and while away he was craving for egusi soup and I promised to prepare it for him on his return..
On the day of his return I went over to do that and met his adopted younger sister of about 16 years cleaning his place and I sent her to the market to get the foodstuff. She left without her phone and SOMETHING prompted me to pick up the phone and go through. I honestly don't know why but I went through her WhatsApp with her brother my bobo and I was shocked to my bones to discover they were having a sexual affair...Hmmm that was how relationship/marriage plans ended.
I wonder if I didn't snoop and had gone ahead with the marriage then finding out about it and all the abortions she had done for him whilst in marriage..
I honestly feel sometimes we are lead by SOMETHING to snoop for our own good to avoid had I known..
:........................................................................................................
:........................................................................................................
LOOKING FOR A TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT
Please fellow BV if you have anyone vacating his or her 2 bedroom apartment around Alapere, Ketu, Ogudu or Gbagada as from August to December this year, I wouldn’t mind taking over the apartment or direct from the landlord.
Please the house should have good water running, light and security. Expected amount is from N400,000 to N500,000. You can reach me on this number 07084229740
.............................................................................................................
I have crisp, neatly processed and packaged garri for sale, its available in yellow garri, white garri and Ijebu garri variants, all in 50kg,25kg, 15kg, 10kg , 5kg, 3 kg, 2.5kg, 2kg , 1 kg and small packs for one time consumption.
They are freshly made and delivery options are applicable with costs, excellent for giveaways to charities, homes for children and the elderly etc and of course for hotels and homes too!
Interested persons should mail me up on salesbyadanna@gmail.com, prices will be given on request please.
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So I saw Kemi Adetiba yesterday, she looked soooo fresh, very beautiful and clear skin and also funny too..... Sometimes, these actors/directors should avoid too much make-up. Kemi looked waaaaaaay younger yesterday and it was a delight to meet her😁😁😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteHope I'm first to comment again today??? I feel a bit ill, God please heal me.
Congratulations you are
DeleteNgwannu clap for yourself . lol
You are healed Cookie.
DeleteWhat did I read again?
Lovely faces, beautiful ladies.
You are healed already
DeletePele
DeleteHope its not the weather
Drink hot pepper soup
You are healed in Jesus name
DeleteThe day I saw iyabo ojo at ICM looking so fresh
I think less make up is better
Kemi always look like a young teenager.. she mostly post no MakeUp pictures on her Instagram.
DeleteMay the Balm of Gilead visit you.
Good afternoon bvs!
DeleteWelcome ihn
Cookie abi okon biscuit hope u begged her money for transport cos ur begging skills no be here 💪
DeleteFuck You, really?? Have I begged you or your ancestors for money before?? I can see that you want to drag me to your level of stupidity but guess what?? Not today nitwit!!! Get a life and stay the hell off people's business, nobody cares about you and your miserable ID, stop trying to be unnecessarily dramatic, makes you look more pathetic, anuofia!!!!
DeleteLol
DeleteHi Y'all 🙋🙋🙋🙋
ReplyDeleteHi Boss Momma 🙋
#FakeJerseyLoaded
#Kisses Everyone
#Assurance
Thank you Lord. Today is my 8th wedding anniversary.
DeleteHope you will make up your mind to stop lying...Congrats and happy wedding anniversary.
DeleteCongrats Lucile. Wishing you many more celebration. Happy wedding anniversary.
DeleteHappy wedding Anniversary Lucile. God bless your home.
DeleteHi Beloved🙋🙋🙋
Congrats dearie
DeleteCongratulations Lucile, Happy Anniversary! May the Almighty God visit your home with good tidings, i pray peace, love, grace and fruitfulness into your home. Many more years to celebrate in JESUS mighty name 🙏. Amen
DeleteCongratulations Lucile
Delete8years is no joke
More good years ahead
Wishing u many more blissful years ahead dear @Lucile. Congrats.
DeleteCongrats, happy anniversary
DeleteHappy Wedding Anniversary.
DeleteHwa dear. Devil run far away from your home. Amen!
DeleteHWA Lucile,may the light of your love burn forever!!
DeleteThank you all
DeleteHappy wedding anniversary.
Delete“You don’t need anyone’s affection or approval in order to be good enough. When someone rejects or abandons or judges you, it isn’t actually about you. It’s about them and their own insecurities, limitations, and needs, and you don’t have to internalize that. Your worth isn’t contingent upon other people’s acceptance of you — it’s something inherent. You exist, and therefore, you matter. You’re allowed to voice your thoughts and feelings. You’re allowed to assert your needs and take up space. You’re allowed to hold onto the truth that who you are is exactly enough. And you’re allowed to remove anyone from your life who makes you feel otherwise.”
ReplyDelete- Daniell Koepke
Fluffy I love you so much for those words you have up there. Thanks alot. You just minister to my soul and I feel so encouraged.
DeleteWhere your supposed to use -ed, you won't use, where your not supposed to, you will use. It's you just 'ministered' to my soul.
DeleteHahahahaha chai my TJ don suffer on this blog
DeleteHahahahaha chai my TJ don suffer on this blog
Delete14:56 ehn maybe he is translating it from Igbo in his mind. But sebi you understooded? #kanyeshrug
DeleteThanks @TEEJAY
DeleteNo worry jare Teejay carry go.!
DeleteIt can only get better
ReplyDeleteI'm hopeful.
Soaking garri and groundnut for lunch.
Tired of Nigerian menu: Rice, Beans,Pasta,Yam
Finish
😠😠😠😑😑😐🙄🙄
There is Amala
DeleteYou can try it. Lol
Carry go jare and enjoy. I do that most evenings too. Can be very refreshing.
DeleteI must give it to aba people wallahi. Those guys dey over try. That was how all d attendants(boys and girls) at d joint i went to watch d naija match d last time were all wearing this top tooooo. I was just laughing in my mind that day. Una try!!! Up naija.😒
Good day people.
This Jersey fine sha
DeleteOsato Osato
Lemme not talk🤐
@Snooping story, thing are happening
Fada Lawd
Thank God for you.
Me I be team snoop too✌
@Randy Married Man
Thank God the wife has moved on. If he likes let him remain out there.
Nonsense and Ingredient
No Self worth.
Tueh.
MOI MOI, AKARA, SOUP, TEA AND BREAD, ETC
DeletePlantain, Pap. You can prepare different kinds of soup for eba,fufu or pounded yam and semo.
DeleteFor rice, you can have jollof rice, white rice, coconut rice etc.
Jogi, ojojo, mosa, sapala ,ikokore, akara egusi, ewa alagbado, Hota, Egbo,etc are Nigerian food you can enjoy !
DeleteThe person selling garri i am sorry but i need to tell you the truth here. You said the garri is neatly processed but the location of the picture is not neat. Kindly take this as a correction not an insult because that view will not sell your garri for u.
Deletefirst
ReplyDeletewake up!!!
DeleteHope super eagles will not fall my remaining hand today
ReplyDeleteSee my handsome sealord 😘😘😘😘😘
ReplyDeleteU look good dear
Ohh my dear Mrs Sharon gratitude Nagode..ms A tj and other bv's thanks for liking my naija jersey. We gats keep representing and loving this country cos it's all some of us have for now.
DeleteAnd to the greatest Aunt stella, God bless. Let's go there naija
It will only get better everyone wearing the jersey look foine!
ReplyDeleteOshey baddest
ReplyDeleteSee my naija peeps rocking our Jersey
You all look fabulous
Omo naija, naija lobimisi😀😀😀😀😀
Jeeeeeeeeersey
ReplyDeleteJeeeeeeersey
Wow!!! Looking nice deenity Sealord the two ladies up there.
ReplyDeleteWhoever did that remix of Davido 30billion song into ogene try very well. That music na something else lols.... Very hot afternoon here. Just drank a bottle of Heineken. Mehn it was necessary.
Tj we are waiting for you and your Abamade Nigeria Jersey on ihn tomorrow
DeleteTake one more bottle, it's on me.
DeleteBV sealord is handsome.... Look at that melanin popping skin.
ReplyDeleteBV Osato,you're so beautiful and I like your happy spirit.
The other beautiful BV, why didn't you add your details? You is gorgeous.
Thank God BV Tetrina is doing fine... I hope we'll be seeing your comments soon. Hugs.
@Fuck You said you will insult yourself and you will fall into depression.
I bet you don't know anything about me nor even the word (depression) that you spill out of that shit hole you call a mouth.
You hate on someone for no reason. Later you'll be calling on God to grant your heart request. It doesn't work that way. Change your evil way and you will see the wonders of God.
I've seen the worse days of my life, I didn't fall into depression; you think the bile that you will spill out of that shithole will make me fall into depression.... You better have a rethink.
Let me try and take a nap, I've had a busy day.
BV Yori Yori Princess, how's you? 😘😘
My one and only Sandy baby, how's you babe.... 😘😘😘😘💖
Thats right my dear. Forget that sicko and her daily blab on here biko cos she no reach at all. Babe needs urgent epp. Tueh!
DeleteI am always goooood darlyn. Thanks to God. Have a good nap hun.😍😘😘😘
Omalicha 1 of Obodo oyibo, i am fine my dear. Good to see you all again
DeleteSandy otu ocha...abeg i dey come make i go look dat ur picture again...
DeleteForget that thing that was saying trash earlier that one needs help
DeleteBee 10 the first thing those trash u brought out from ur decayed wombs will say to u as their mother is trash....
DeleteStella dat ur pot of soup never full...I didn’t say anything bad just free my comment 😁...if not d way i will offload on sp tomorrow ehnn 😂😂
DeleteBee10
DeleteAre you related to Teejay? So you don't know punctuation too. I have been watching you. See what you wrote. #shrugs
No please leave children out of this. Not nice at all. @ Fuck you.
Delete@kiks...but am someone’s child too...
DeleteHi Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteReally really rainy and cold day
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ReplyDeleteI have learnt so many things on this blog. All thanks to those whose comments are educating and inspiring. You rock so much.
When I started commenting, was I that bad in tenses? Yes I was. So terrible to say. The attacks and mockery was so much on me that someone even wrote in a comment that Stella should drive me away from the blog or shouldn't enable my article. So ridiculous!!!!!!!
Stella I must appreciate the woman you are, for the tips, instructions and guidance you gave me. I think I have improved compare to when I started.
I hold no personal grudges against anyone here for life isn't that serious to be angry with people you don't even know or would even meet. I always forget so quickly whatever drama each day comes with once it is another new day.
For those still reading my comments/articles as to pick up faults and not the message therein so as to make mockery of it, I have this to say, it's not that serious. It's a gradual process thing and I will definitely get over those little difficulties in a short time.
I am not ashamed to learn or take corrections. So bringing it up always on my face is no longer news to the blog, for everyone already knows about it and neither will it make me shame lols.....
Thanks to these Bv's..... Your comments on this blog are really educating and entertaining.
Sky White
Chike Teflon
Yori Yori nwa
Chikito
Ralu M
Starry Larry
Monsieur
Amanda Favour
Fluffycakes
Olori Orente
Triumphant Zion
Prudent Tabitha
Xhlrted P
Mc Pinky
BlackBerry
Number1
Cutest Pat
Olawealth
deenity Sealord
Awwww...... Teejay you will get even more better
DeleteKeep writing.. ..never stop
God gat you bro
I stand gidigba with you. Don't mind them jare. Let me join your hyperman oya give them hot hot haha haha.
DeleteWhen is the wedding between you and Eka. Also don't forget your side chicken lady 🐛 hahahahaha. We go contribute when you ready to marry BOTH
Tejay you don start your former roll call? This is your normal format. Asslicker
DeleteCan't you tell me thank you?
DeleteI read some of your gist, my issues are , most are cock and bull stories. As for vocabs, the more you write, the more you improve. Take all corrections whether it is nicely put or not.
KING XOXO MYSTERY
Lolll Roll Call don start...
DeleteWhere are all those that used to do assembly in the morning here like agama lizards in the hot sun? Where dem dey? Lmaoooooooooooo
Hahaha.... Thanks Olori you are kind. Yori Yori someone who have you have a wonderful treasure. Thanks so much.
DeleteForget about Eka Joy. A teacher who can't correct an error but too quick to make mockery out of it, is that one a teacher? Teacher Elezer hahahaha. I have become used to it. It doesn't get to me anymore.
Hahahaha @King XOXO thanks dear. This blog objective won't be complete if one doesn't learn anything here.
DeleteHow would I have known I was this bad in writing? If I don't write how would I improve? So many people left this blog because of this bashing and believe me it wasn't fair to treat people that way just because you think you are better than them. Why not help them to improve if you feel the thing irritates you.
With all your doctorates and my first school leaving certificate, six feet awaits us all.
Look at this one.
DeleteYou are so needy, forever seeking acceptance and validation from strangers.
Ewwwwwww!!!
How do you know 'so many people left this blog because of this bashing?' I thought you said you started coming to this blog 3 months ago????
DeleteYou can't take anything away from olori, she's a class and you can tell from afar. Like seriously there's so much to learn here especially when it comes to vocab and it's uses.
DeleteI'm also on a learning curve.
God bless us all.
Eeyah. So sad an epistle
DeleteTeejay, you will be opening your own yansh by yourself.
DeleteYou just mentioned now that I bvs left because of bashing.
You've already let us know that you are an old bv with that comment cos all the people that left because of bashing were here two years ago and early last year before you started commenting with your new name.
You see ya life outside?
Thanks TeeJay.
DeleteYou still have to get some books on sequence and sentence structure.
As per bashing, sorry about that some bvs have "short temper" and don't lick asses, they follow you up on your errors straight up.
Udo!
Sealord dearie, now you wanna burst my brain
DeleteThanks so much
So I don't read things that happened two years ago here? So the gist about whiteberry and co that i read here nko?SMH....
DeleteThis one has started roll call
DeleteMtchewwww
Time will tell....
TEEJAY, I LOVE YOU, JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. CHOP 😘
DeleteOh you 'read just about whiteberry'? But you didn't read just about fido dido?? Oshey elder.
DeleteAnd u said u are 40?Lord.
DeletePlease I am here to apologise for my comment on the Domestic violence post. I am not supporting DV in anyway. What I am trying to say is DV is more rampant now than in the days of our fore fathers. Please if my comment hurt you in anyway, I am sorry.
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwww
DeleteOr should I type
Awwwwwwn
That's so mature of you
KING XOXO MYSTERY
King XOXO...you have Cray finish. Hahaha.
DeleteThat "awwwwn" eeh it makes me sick. What language are they typing in?
Lawd!
Make I go read the post. I hate horror. Gosh!
Ur self esteem is still low. Help yourself
DeleteWho be that girl dancing atiliogwu in front of that gate?
ReplyDeleteSo Stella used my gist as IHG last weekend
ReplyDeleteAnd true to her word she sent a token
Thank you Queen of blogosphere
Izuru ka eme
Añu Ana agba Egbe ya Ana ata nri
Mummy J the alert you got is an extension of the goodwill from our Stella
She appreciated my gist so I decided send it to you as compensation for the stress you passed through the last time.
Wow you are a darling. God's blessings fall on you always.
Delete@Slay Queen thanks alot. Mummy J congrats. Please remember me next time.
DeleteSlay Mama.Rtd...... Well done dear!!!!
DeletePlease hearken to our plea and start a make up session once in a while on here... Thanks Ma
So kind of you, RSQ
DeleteGod bless you
That guy is using his adopted sister! You should have done something to help that girl!!! I feel so vexed in my spirit right now. Dog of a man!!! Una Jersey fine...you all rocked it well. Weldon Stella...your are my MVP.
ReplyDeleteI support what you said instead she ran away. Not fair what that 16 years is going through in that bastard hands
DeleteNow imagine if SHE HAD NOT SNOOPED!!!!
DeleteShe would have married someone sleeping with his OWN SISTER!!!!
If una like plug your neck like ostrich for sand. The people that are doing you will be in your face following you from church to church.
All the Aba made Nigeria Jerseys are all cute, But I am still waiting for the one that is body hug. Truly FIFA means FOOTBALL IS NOT FOR AFRICA
ReplyDeleteCongrats to our people with our aba made. Rock it well. Kudos to una accant.
ReplyDeleteLet's enjoy today. Good to see you all.
Lovely day
Hope u are rocking yours too Yori.😒 Looool! Enjoy d rest of ya day dear.
DeleteI did not buy oooo. Dont think i will buy it.
DeleteLet others keep us proud. Longest time my dearest
Cold weather here in kd...work resumed today and its a Tuesday Stella.
ReplyDeleteAnd my baby started walking over the weekend OMG! The joy I feel is unexplainable and at a point he got tired and refuse to even stand because I won't allow him rest, thank you Ya Rabbi.
God has been faithful to me, I know he will perfect every other thing that concern me and my household.
I'm missing my parent and other siblings, i have not seen my immediate brother in the last 2 years which was on my wedding, when I went to lag with my baby last year June he was away in Jalingo serving though we talk on phone and chat but I want to see them I want to go home if not for work I will just go and spend some few weeks with them hopefully at the end of the term I will go.
God please save every troubled marriage, I feel so sorry for that lady that the hubby killed just 4months after their wedding.
Kai I know that feeling of baby walking. The joy and baby's joy is just priceless.
DeleteCongrats dear
Thank God for your baby,I know that feeling!!!!its cos you are far away from home,my parents and in-laws are in same town so I go home on short holls at least 3times a year and its def worth looking forward too!
DeleteWeldone. Remove your centre table to secure his jaws.
DeleteHappy rearranging of things. Kikiki.
I will send my Nigeria made jersey tomorrow, you rock guys.
ReplyDeleteI trust you
DeleteIs it not em Jay again? As you have seen 'send me your acc details' na.
Have you stopped begging from bvs via email? Pls don't infect that your new husband and maybe baby in the womb with the spirit of begging. Na beg I dey bikonu
I agree with the poster-addressing the issue of snooping. Sometimes, something just makes us look I would say not snoop, and we discover things that could be life altering. However, I see snooping as obsessing over the other’s phone, checking every time. Finding things as everyone would even if it is the gist in a conversation with a family member. Fighting about it going back to snoop again. That is snooping as I see it and it could be damaging to your heart, forget relationship. I am calmer because I stopped it and now rely more on me.
ReplyDeleteI came for Sealord.. you're FINE!
ReplyDeleteBye🏃🏃
Yea. Sealord is fine. Thanks for the shout out bro.
DeleteOsheyyyyy good bye
DeleteAll of you lusting after Sealord including the married women, remember that he is a yoruba demon, or have your opinion about them changed? Kwakwakwa
DeleteCHOICE...yes. Deenity looks like a good son of a good mother.
DeleteLooking well put together.
Nice jerseys y'all. Osato and others.
Well, I guess handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder. Nothing to look twice at there.
DeleteThanks lot
DeleteExactly! @18:58
DeleteLovely jerseys wish I could have one,So the married man was not imprisoned Abi? Story. Have a blessed day y'all.
ReplyDeletehehe, see bvs rocking naija made jersey. They are all looking lovely.
ReplyDeleteThat packed garri, just made me feel like drinking it now.
As for snooping, me I am team snoop for life. Snooping saving lives since i890.
My people una doh.
Garri seller @adanna
ReplyDeleteIf you have nothing to hide, put prices here.
Even the person who is selling a car put price and a phone number for quick access.
I will not because of garri, open mail, construct message, send, wait for reply,come back to check for message, type reply etc etc.
For Garri??? Loll.
By the time I do all that, the person I send to market would have come back.
I don't think you are ready to sell yet.
My thoughts exactly! Common garri that one can get anywhere! If you really want to sell you better put price.
DeleteIts not that serious guys!!!
DeleteExactly!!! keyboard warriors.
DeleteWhy didn't she put phone number? So I will go and start mailing her for ordinary garri that is everywhere. She is not ready.
DeleteThat was ho one advertised OK bags and put instagram name only for me to open her page and see only three bags. The page was so dry, the pictures were even more than the ones on insta
16:56 & 17:30 in your quest to sound goody two shoes and supportive this is how you will help other people loose business. I just took this page to our HR and asked if she'd like to add the small pack to our hampers for Christmas this year(our HR starts preparing from mid year as a smart somborri).
DeleteMadam HR said I should give her the number so she can make enquiries.
I said no number on the advert but she can mail.
If you see the dirty, irritated look I was given, me sef I felt very stupid. I was wondering who sent me message sef.
This is 2018. You are selling something every Iya Basira and her daughter is selling, instead of you to do everything to set yourself apart, add all contact details, you are putting mail as if it is oil and gas you are selling. Even your advert is so bland. What is the difference between this garri and the one Mama Maureen sells? Can't you say that the garri rises like mount everest, is sweeter than honey,is smoother than semo.
This is how you people just waste a good platform to advertise. I'm sure if you were asked to pay you would have added your home address sef. Careless attitude. Your loss mehn. Ask those one screeching 'keyboard warriors' and 'it's not that serious' to buy the garri from you. Na face front I dey abeg.
D'royalty have you bought the waist beads? I'm looking for where to buy a well o. And ankle chain/ankle beads as well. Location Lagos.
ReplyDeleteYou stay in lagos? Biko enter balogun market or yaba.
DeleteI don't know those places oh Ralu M, and I dey fear to even enter from the way people describe it. Please where exactly in Yaba. Do you have a shop name or number?
DeleteEnter eko markets,there's orisirisi!!
DeleteYou are afraid to shop where? Yaba and balogun market?
DeleteEven if you're a JJC sef what is there to fear? No is stealing you just hold your bag close shikina.
There's no particular shop and I don't have any person's name or number. Just ask and head to the jewelry section, them plenty there.
Where do you stay? Download that lara.ng
It opens as a whatsapp page, type where you want to go and it gives you easy to follow directions or you order uber. Very cheap sef.
Ha!! Ralu me and Lagos market????? Hmmm
DeleteLagos shopper oh really??? But I don't want orisirisi. Oya come and take me na only dat before you reply whatsapp e fit be next year.
Handsome sealord
ReplyDeleteBeautiful Osato.
Stella if 100 people send in their Jersey, make sure you go spend N500,000.00. Na you look for trouble ooo.
ReplyDeleteI am sure tomorrow it will full every where. Congrats to those that have done, we are still waiting for others
Enjoying my wifi very well. Let my desktop rest small. I use it to comment now.
I bet you some people will borrow and snap just for the money hahahaha.
DeleteLmao no be small thing o 500k for daddy bubu regime. But stella u didn't post my other pix with my siblings *sadface*
DeleteBv Osato you is a cutie😘
ReplyDeleteWelcome IHN.
Hello Madam Xp...Hope ur day is goin well?
Pearl dear I'm doing just fine.
DeleteWas home alone, went to boil white yam and ate with small Ukwa, then off I went face down.
Think I slept for 5 straight hours. Hahahaha.
My kisses to Lil man. Hope he's munching enough cheese balls.
Our own made Niger Jersey very beautiful and nice looking on bv. Congrats to you all
ReplyDeleteGuys will soon device new means to outsmart all the #Teamsnoops. I have said it before that women should define why they want to marry before they do so. They should also define their deal breakers as well. The really smart guys password their phones/msgs. The smarter ones delete every incriminating conversation immediately after reading and block their side chicks on all SM handles/calls when they are spending quality time with madam and the kids. That is if they gave the side chick that particular number in the first place. Abi sim cards no be #100 again for naija? Those who have snooped and found nothing believe their men are clean. Una doh o. As for me, once I still dey make my personal money put inside my personal account, I cannot come and go and have hypertension.
ReplyDeleteI can snoop on a boyfriend but not on my husband. Patapata he go say he no want the marriage again. Nothing spoil na. Life goes on because I had thought of the possibility of a divorce even before I got married. I mean, sh*t happens right? And if I ever get to confirm that he has a side chick, I will just munch the side-chick's picture and use as Whatsapp DP. She is now our official girlfriend. Let me know who to direct his family members to when he suddenly disappears mbok. If she born for my husband, na me go collect catering contract for the christening ceremony. If he buys her a car, I must get an upgraded version. And if he's finally tired of our marriage, I go just move to my coded personal house and continue my life jeje and become his side chick if he retoasts me as the slice bread that I am. Afterall, a bad blokos u know is better than a good one you've not tasted. I cannot come and go and die because of a Nigerian man abeg. This life is bigger and sweeter than sex or marriage o. Abi wetin make widows do na? The ultimate for a woman is to see her children succeed knowing she will rest in peace after death.
I don't know if you are married or not. Your write up sounds so interesting but do you think it is easier as you have elaborated? Some things are easier said than done.
DeleteSome women who claimed macho before marriage are often the ones begging to remain in an abusive marriage because of the shame they will receive out there.
Oh gosh! wetin person no go read for this blog abeg. "Afterall, a bad blokos u know is better than a good one you've not tasted." Seriously?????!!! Abeg I no wan laugh, my bele dey pain me.
DeleteTiri gbosa for you anon 14:58
DeleteIt's not about forming macho. It's about self respect. The first major argument in my first year of marriage was because I never call to find out where he is. If you say you are going to work or any other place, I will just accept that is where you are going without giving myself high blood pressure. If you now branch to your branch offices as the branch manager na, no problem. Me I dey house and I don keep food for you for warmer or microwave go sleep.
DeleteIf anything bad happens, the police will call to inform me. If I wake up and you're still missing, I will direct them to your side chick's house. Why should I abandon my job and be monitoring a grown man who is probably determined to go astray?
My husband will never think to threaten me with divorce. He knows it's an empty threat any which way. I was so prepared before I got married and I didn't hook him with pregnancy. I love him so much and he knows but he also knows I won't give him my kidney to keep him alive. One of us needs to stay healthy and alive to take care of the kids. I'm practical like that. I don't get why chronicles of married women must always be about a cheating husband. If you can't stand his bullshit, get out! Leave chronicles alone. Stop scaring singles about marriage. Marriage is beautiful when there are no fears and high blood pressure involved.
18:55 I read your comment twice.
DeleteSee, that diamond necklace, that Givenchy shoe, the emerald dinner gown, take it, I say just take it. It's on me. Anything else you want? Take them. Take, it's all on me. Better woman with correct sense.
Correct sense.
Let them be scratching buttocks and picking nose while dearest husband dashes them the 25th std. Maybe when he bashes their head enough times, all the hot air will shift and common sense will see space to enter.
Tuesday don land
ReplyDeleteBeen sick for a while now Thank God I was able to go to my farm today at least I was able to weed four lines. Will go again tomorrow. Getting stronger day by day. Thank you Lord!
Thank God for you. You are healed by the strong balm of God Almighty
DeleteSorry adele
DeletePele!!
DeleteWow you have a farm?
DeleteAwesome!!!
I've always wanted a farm.
Gosh. I so envy you right now.
Get well soon hun.
Stella, now you want people to go and borrow Jersey and claim it's theirs so that they can get the money. Cos how do u ascertain that they bought the jersey with their money? I'm waiting to see 100 pictures like yori yori said.😎😎😎
ReplyDeleteAs customer care no gree pick up, let me ask here, please when does GTBank close today at Yaba? Does anyone know please?
ReplyDeleteI am sure all gtb banks closed by 5pm. The one near tinubu square is 5pm
DeleteNormal time nah.... 5pm!!!
DeleteAbi is there any event??
I used to think GTB close by 4pm(to customers) but someone that works there told me its 5pm.
Yori and Cookie, thank you!
DeleteA Pastor in my area was caught pants down with one his congregation. The most devastating thing is that he just finished preaching in Monday prayer meeting. After the Monday meeting some of his congregation were looking for him, maybe for counselling or something, when they asked his little son where his father was, he innocently pointed to a woman's house which was beside the church, still innocently a church member opened the door to d woman's one room apartment and met Mr.Pastor on his boxer, preparing for action with the woman lying on the bed. The church member immediately alerted the other church members, Na there yawa come gas. My people, do you know that Pastor hot all defensive when he came out of the woman's room(she is a widow), he said he is nor sorry, that it is the woman or nobody else, he said he no longer wants his wife and 2 kids, that he is sending them to village. To think that I attend Wednesday prayer meetings at the church sometimes, I only got to hear of the matter when I went for service last Wednesday and met the church locked up, me thinking I was early decided to sit by the side and wait, only for a woman that is selling provision to beckon to me and she told me the whole sordid story when I went to meet her. If you see this Pastor preaching ehhhh, with sweat dripping down his face, you go think say he hold God phone number. And "aunty the lover" is a front bencher.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Don't know what to say again
DeleteChai. May God help His shepherds and sheep or sheeps everywhere.
the devil is gaining more and more because of all these
Wow,sad!!
DeleteHappens though, my church assistant pastor was caught by the wife with a chorister and she moved out. If you see this man poaching eh! Kia i knew anyways from the way he hugs single girls and all that. It is well.
DeleteMadam garri seller...not to knock your hustle but not even a phone number? Is your garri so exclusive that an email has to be constructed over it? Don't make potential customers jump through the hoops just to buy something so easily accessible.
ReplyDeleteThat married woman that died over stolen blokos is that one reversed magun or what? 😕
As for the snooping or no snooping...knowledge is power as far as am concerned. The problem is that most women have no idea how to use it to their advantage. That is their problem and fault.
Stella you go pay for jersey tire 😀 but the bvs rocked the hell out of it sha.
Loll leave am. E never ready. E for kuku say make we write application letter. Time wey i wan use type letter I don go buy garri for next street soak with ice cubes. Fried fish dey my side.
DeleteCome chop o.
Today is hot mehn!
Eyaaaa...fine bvs in their jerseys. My tailor no meet up I for rock my own too🤗🤗.
ReplyDeleteI miss my ID.
Shakara
So if you are 19 or 29 you can't apply for the job? Do you get fired on your 29th birthday?
ReplyDeleteSelling the jersey to those in the abroad could be a little hustle for an enterprising person.
I am team snoop. Anybody who is going to get involved these days and not do a thorough background check on their intended is wasting time. In this age of technology and alternate lives you gotta protect yourself. Who wants to find out 20 yrs later that Christine was actually born Christopher. Ain't nobody got time to waste.
Has anyone dyed their hair blonde before? I'm curious is there a way to know which shade of blond suits which skin tones? Like strawberry,platinum,etc blonde which skin tones suit best it for dark or fair tones?Or is there a way to know, like the darker you are the lighter the shade of blonde to use? I'll probably stick to cream of nature if I don't see a better brand. I don't want to end up looking like those Nigerian footballers. I am not an athlete. Any tips to know will be appreciated. Tankio.
ReplyDelete#hairissues
#timetostepitup
Don't dye you natural hair, just wear a wig. Dying will damage your hair, also ppl who dye their hair often tend to start greying sooner. Some ppl also buy a wig and dye it the shade they want. Lots of You Tube videos on how to properly dye hair.
DeleteYes I have
DeleteI once cut my hair and dyed it blonde and I am very light skinned so I ended up looking like an albino. No be person tell me to get a wig. Everyone complimented me though but I looked so different though I look amazing with low cut.
But did I stop
Until I discovered that red hair is my thing.
If you are going to cut it, make it funky with spotty waves and continue to experiment until you get your color. I have forgotten the name of the dye I used. It doesn't damage the hair and it is easy to use. When I get the name, I will tell you.
KING XOXO MYSTERY
18:59 I think you're right about the greying. After I dyed my hair the first time (fire engine red) I noticed a number of grey hairs. I thought it was stress o!
DeleteXXOO MYSTERY
DeleteI'm a bit worried about long term damage though with constant experimentation.
I heard Henna is also good as a hair dye, strengthens hair and is safe.
When you do recall the brand name, please do share.
Her garri na for abroad people only
ReplyDeleteOsato that Jersey doesn't look good on you
ReplyDelete