Happy Sunday............I am still so sleepy,cant even think straight..kai!!!
Materials for tomorrow's IHN should start coming in please....
Hmmmm A woman kills her husband to defend herself and a man pushes his wife (who dies) to defend himself.....Are they not the same thing? -Manslaughter?...Just thinking,before we defend one and crucify the other...Let me go and cull the story..................Coming up soon and then we can compare both stories...
I honestly ask that Lawyers on this platform Educate us on both stories and which one of the crimes will get the sympathy of the law...
Those of you who come out here to cuss out people who have a different opinion from yours,i will continue to delete your comments until you change
Have a beautiful day..I am one hour in front of you and my day has began................
Kisses to all.
Good morning sunshines
ReplyDeleteMay our week be filled with miracles
Happy Sunday
Orente to nje olori 😎😎😎
DeleteLady bug, I hail ooo
DeleteOwo meji fun enikan oo
Good morning
ReplyDeletePlease say a word of prayer for me. God doesn't care about my life. I cry to sleep and wake up crying.
ReplyDeleteMay God dry your tears and turn every disappointments to blessings, everything will be fine,just keep pushing and praying.
DeleteSweetheart it is well,I'm currently facing some issues but I've not lost faith in God,may God meet you at the point of your needs in Jesus name,Amen.
DeleteADA-LAGOS
Don't think like that. God do care. At times I feel that way but deep down I know He cares. God is preparing something better for you that's why you may not be seeing manifestation to your prayers at the moment. Keep trusting Him, keep up the faith and never give up on prayer. It is well with you dear. Just like I will soon come here and testify about how God answered my prayers and gave me the best I could ever hope for, you also will. Dry your tears, your miracle is on its way. Let it meet you smiling
DeleteHave faith in God and keep praying. It is well with you.
DeleteWaoh!!! Reading your writeup,anyone who does not know God will think God is some horrible being. My questions;
DeleteAre you a child of God;I mean do you have a personal relationship with Christ or you just know God because you grew to see your parents going to church?
If you don't know God personally,what efforts have you made to know Him or are you just hoping that since your parents know Him that it is enough to expect something from God?
If you have a personal relationship with Christ,how often do you read your bible and obey the commandments written in it or do you think the bible will read itself for you or do you touch it only on Sundays and expect the blessings in it to come to you?
Do you know your rights as a redemmed if you are or you in ignorance allow the devil hinder your rights even when it is before you?
Do you go to church or you just go to fulfill a norm?
Do you have time for God in your life or just work Monday-Saturday and then get so tired to do anything on Sunday,even to go worship God.
You see many atimes we blame God for not loving us enough but the truth is that God's love is great but we don't regard that love until things become so hard and then we think we can blackmail God with not loving us enough. God is not man,where our wisdom ends is where His own begins.
So think twice again before trying to play smart with God.
God said "I am with you only when you are with me". To whom much is given,much is expected.
"For God so love the world that He gave His only begotten son that whomsoever believe in Him will not perish but have everlasting life"
"Whatsoever you shall ask in my name,I will do,if you love me keep my commandments".
"Seek ye first the kingdom of God and it's righteousness and EVERY other thing shall be added unto you".
And so many other portions in the bible. In Stella's blog,the BVs with id benefit first,isn't it?
What is your ID in the kingdom of God?
What work are you doing for God with your time,strength or blessings?
God is not a spare tyre that you use when you need it, God has given more than enough to you but what have you given to Him?
Remember that the trees which does not yield fruit must be cut down. Jesus cursed the fig tree and it died. Are you worthy of curses or of honour?
When you sit and analyse all these,then tell me again if it is God who does not love you or you who neglected the so much love God gave.
Morning lovelies, cold everywhere, need ur strength oh Lord#comeandtakeurplaceohLord#
ReplyDeleteSo we met while i stepped out for some sea food dinner..
ReplyDeleteHad a nice time conversing ended up having a little dance at a lounge... then he dropped me off.
Only to realize he blocked me on all my lines.
What could have happened?
Everythinh was perfect😭😭😭😭😭
Well i'm off to a deliverance church at Orile Axis of lagos... I cant come and be Angry..
Lekki-Orile 😭😭😭
Have u checked if u have mouth or body odour?
DeleteLOL
DeleteProlly he perceived some odour, idk..
Maybe he is married,you never can tell.for those of you talking about odour,please learn how to say things subtly.
DeleteADA-LAGOS
Your village people at work 😁😁😁...pele. God will do another one.
DeleteADA-LAGOS I agree. Subtlety is key.
Delete@ Faith Martins Perhaps you were emitting a malodorous 'fragrance' from your bucal cavity or indeed any other part of your corpus that left the gentleman greatly traumatised.
Thanks ada. But he can always say it. Its no biggie.
DeleteIm missing him
Anonymous You guys will get tired at the end
DeleteFrom Emjay to faith martins to Lady bug to choi choi
Put your life on the line then ill reveal myself
May be you were demanding for what you can't give yourself.. I also blocked a hungry girl I took out last night
DeleteLolo Ideato so you can pick offence at troll? But you do same to others smh. World people. Sorry for your life.
DeleteAnon 11:16. I took myself out, ordered my coctail amd seafood. But he insisted on paying.
DeleteWhe lounge we went to, i took only a shot of Vodka n juice... thats not a turn off
He was all mushy and happy as we drove home.😭😭😭😭😭
DeleteAnonymous, I can assure you 100% that lolo isn't faith.
DeleteLolo dear its better he walks away like that o than complicating your life.I dated a guy earlier that broke the deepest piece of my heart, I wish he walked away after the first date.
ADA LAGOS
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ReplyDeleteWhy did you delete your comment to your anonymous haters 😎😎😎😎😎
Delete@Lady Bug. Because she never baff.
DeleteCrazy.... Cray..Cray... anonymous, Hahhaha.. this baffing issue never stop?.....
DeleteOsnac how e wan stop. Aunty don stop to baff her 20 times a day???
DeleteHappy sunday to you all. Spouses killing each other is now the deal,I wonder what made marriages of nowadays to be something else. Put God first in your marriage and control your anger.
ReplyDeleteIt's becoming a trend and very bad and ugly to think that this are people who once loved themselves.
DeleteGood morning everyone nd happy first Sunday
ReplyDeleteHappy first sunday of the month of june
ReplyDeleteYou all and happy first everything 😎😎😎😎
DeleteHappy Sunday everyone
ReplyDeleteI will keep saying it again and again please if you are being abused in your marriage walk away
How e take concern you, face front.
DeleteAnyone using the wisdom of man in marriage,an institution created by God and that only Him understands will fail and may probably keep walking away.
DeleteAnonymus 10:25 na people like you dey kill person 👊 👊 come carry me face front nonsense!
DeleteGood morning lovely BVs please has anyone heard about this SAY YES TO MY NEEDS MEDDA Project? A friend told me to buy the form for #2500. She said I will be paid 30k for one year. That It’s part of PDP’s strategy for campaign. Pls help!!!
ReplyDeleteScam
DeleteIt's 2018. Have sense!
DeleteIt's like you didn't learn anything from MMM 😎😎😎😎😎
DeleteGood morning people,its Thanksgiving Sunday make I get ready for church. God will answer all our secret prayers.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful cold Sunday morning..
ReplyDeleteGod am grateful for the beautiful gift of life..
Wishing you all happy Sunday..
Happy Sunday peeps. Wishing everyone a Blessed day. Peace out!!
ReplyDeleteChika vinvent hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteMy grandma is funny, she went for checkup sometime last month and was told by the doctor that her BP is high, instead of her to buy drugs she came home to tell my dad that she will die soon and shared her money between my dad and his younger brother. She has already withdrawn that of the younger son and given to my mum to send it to him while my dad is yet to collect his. I plan calling her today to explain further to her that having high blood pressure is not a death sentence as she thinks. And also call my dad and his younger brother not to accept the money because I feel it's not right.
ReplyDeleteps: they are both doing ok financially.
Get a life, get a job, mind your business. Buy yourself a dog for company if you can't do any of the above.
DeleteAnon u are mad. What's wrong with what she typed? Bitter goats everywhere
DeleteIt's a good day. A decade after I gave birth to my princess. I am very grateful to Lord of host. She is an epitome of grace. Thank you Jesus.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to my Ada!
Official prestige
Awwww, happy birthday to her,a decade of being a mummy, congratulations 😎😎😎
DeleteHappy Birthday to your princess
DeleteHappy birthday to Ada
DeleteYaaay!!! Its my baby's first birthday and I'm over the moon. Thank you God for your mercies and grace.
ReplyDeleteThis time last year, labour was not too dramatic except for cervix that didn't dilate and we opted for C.S, I bless God because he was brought out as a conquerer, i can't thank you enough onise iyanu.
Thank you for his safety so far...except for immunisation we don't have any reason to visit the hospital, Ya Allah continue to keep him safe for us.
Momoore oluwa, my joy over you will never turn sour, I use him as point if contact for every one GTC that your joy shall be full.
Bv Elegant.
Amen to ur prayers.
DeleteHBD to her
Happy birthday to him!
DeleteYou are bv elegant and you are also bv unknown 😒😒😎😎😎
Happy birthday to him
DeleteHappy birthday to your son.
Delete#Many people prefer the pain of a miserable relationship than being alone*
ReplyDeleteIn the presence of the lord there is liberty and fullness of joy.
ReplyDeleteI am going to church today.... Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! I Miss church, it's been so long, chai!!! The times I used to go, I leave after Sunday school cos of my classes but now,I'm staying till the end.... Even though they close late
ReplyDeleteHallelujah Somebody!!!!
Good Morning Y'all.......
Congratulations.... So what should we do? Carry drum and start dancing abi
DeleteGood morning and happy sunday stella and bvs..today looks beautiful but no church for me...
ReplyDeleteSiddown for house dey panachuku
DeleteGood morning!
ReplyDeleteThank God for waking us up among the living.
ReplyDeleteMay today bring lots of good tidings in our lives.
Good morning all, & Have a blessed Sunday ahead.
Morning 😎
DeleteGood morning beevees
ReplyDeleteA beautiful Sunday to us all
Lucile boo. Saw one of your comments, that your cousin is cute, my kind of height choice and he's not broke.
DeleteIm only scared of that part where he's from, thats why i didnt go back for the wedding...
Kisses boo
Btw im still searching
I swear to God I have given up on all y'all anonymous. Jesus Christ!!! Your life is never gonna be better trolling and cussing me get over it. You better get use to it coz i am stay motherfuckers.
ReplyDeleteOoooooops its a Sunday.
Why are you cussing people you don't know? Whatever they think or say about you is invalid, God has the final say
DeleteYinmu,you all and anonymous haters😎😎😎
DeleteWhat happened!?
DeleteCoz I am stay and... Olodo
DeleteHello everyone
ReplyDeleteMy message this morning is that if you are managing and trying to save, stay away from semovita or semolina, eat eba instead.
This woman beside my shop likes eba like her life depends on it. She can eat it three times in a day and she will mould it so high like Olumo rock.
The way she eats this eba made me to wonder how much she spends on garri which led to my little experiment.
I sell Garri for #350 per paint rubber, I also sell 1kg semo for #350. Only me can eat this 1kg semo for up to 7times. I'm not a fan of eba so I don't eat it often, sometimes I can go without eating it for up to one year.
However, for the purpose of this experiment, I decided to take one paint rubber of garri and check how many times I will make eba with it.
My people, I have made eba up to 15 times already and it's still remaining.
Chai! I now understand why this woman makes a big mould of eba, she can never try that with semovita. If she does it's only twice that she will eat the 1kg pack.
OK, this is my Sunday lesson this morning, EAT EBA, LEAVE SEMO ALONE.
Lols...So I should ditch my favourite costly yam and stick to less costly cocoyam cause I want to spend less!? Nay!!
DeletePoverty analysis,😎😎😎😎
DeleteAlabosi oshi.. See your poverty thinking mentality... I'm in church and u people should not annoy me this morning o
DeleteI can't believe I read this to the end. You need epp royalty
DeleteAnd I have been buying Garri for 500/paint. Please where is your location? This is unfair!!
DeleteCan't remember the last time we ate eba. The small yellow ones I buy is for mixing pounded yam while pounding or to strenghten corn poundomeal (nni oka).
DeleteWe buy painter bucket of dry yellow corn @N320 per bucket x 6 = N1,920 from the North.
Blend the 6 smooth here with N800.
Let's say total is N2,000.
It gives a sack of cornmeal.
Then plus white dry ground cassava, 4 buckets is N2,000.
Just boil water,drop a teaspoon of groundnut oil and sprinkle salt, mix corn and cassava in ordinary water and draw:2 derica to 1 tea cup of cassava respectively. To make your smooth aromatic nni oka and enjoy with a good soup.
Real cheap, good nutrients and neat.
There's also tuwo shinkafa, the dry rice is that one called SPECIAL. One paint bucket is N500 or Wheat at N750 per bucket. We don't buy semo biko. Chemical additive in raw food and termites is a turn off for BigTedddy.
DRoyalty...Sorry to burst your profit purse. If you have Igbo people in your neighbourhood, try selling nni oka they will buy and you will make a whole lotta profit.
Happy Sunday.
Lol,in pH here l buy 500/paint.where is your location pls.
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DeleteI dey inside church I no wan laugh too much.
Na white garri I dey sell #350 @ those saying it's cheap. Which one do you buy for #500?
Na for Lagos I dey live o. Some even claim they buy it for lesser in Oyingbo market.
XP mama ibeji, thanks for this your new recipe o. I will try that first one.
@Xp, I love this your nni oka recipe oh... So how do I get the dry cassava. I will try it. Thanks
DeleteUna good morning o. Waiting for them to get ready.
ReplyDeleteSee you all. Love you
You'll be late for church 😎😎😎
DeleteWho are the them? Witches and wizards?
DeleteHi Sp,h happy Sunday to blog visitors.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful morning to you all..I pray we all have a blessed day and I pray my good Lord make haste to give ears to our cry.
ReplyDeleteMc pinky
How is mama pinky?😂😂😂😂😎😎😎
DeleteHope this prayer came from ur mind or u stole it
DeleteGood morning have a beautiful day.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I don't like going to church, at first I claimed I didn't have enough cloth, now I have them in abundance, later I said I can't be well dressed and be jumping Okada, now I have a car. God help me
ReplyDeleteThe devil knows that going to church will make you contact light and that light will so shine and destroy him and every darkness in you for a greater future and he does not want that so he keeps you away from church and you are ignorant of his moves.
DeleteSay no!!!!!!! To him now.
But my comment wasnt hurtful stella
DeleteHappy Sunday to all bvs.... Ramadan Kareem my Muslim bvs.
ReplyDeleteI feel so much pity for the woman cos I believe her stories and feel her pains...
On my way to church.
ReplyDeleteMay God bless us this new month with our heart desires.
Mama Gee fun ra e,e ku ise ma😎😎😎
DeleteGracious morning everyone
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday
Happy Sunday Sdk and bvs, its a brand new day and its a day to start with a positive mindset .. Whatever the storm in your life, just knw that change is here and only a positive mindset guarantees happiness. Just he happy regardless.
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday all
ReplyDeleteThe rate which spouses kill themselves these days is alarming. May God help us all.
Stella that bv entre is like is a female bv check well
ReplyDeleteHow did you arrive at this assumption. If you have fact why not spill it out. Bitter people everywhere.
DeleteThis is unfair. Stella some people are evil. Just because you were not picked for the 100k giveaway, you want to spoil the poor man's name. He put his number on the house for sale advert he sent in after the chronicle and is the same number that he normally use to advertise things here. Last year, he advertised a vacancy in Lekki for a male house manager who will work for only one month, I applied and begged that I am female and I can do it but I wasn't picked. Its the same number and it was a man that answered the call that day. Go and bring your proof or thunder will fire your mouth there
DeleteHappy Sunday all. Domestic violence shouldn't be tolerated in our society. My aunt is crippled today because of fear of what people will say especially her church. She endured being beaten for 10 years without speaking out. If it's no longer working both parties should please go their separate ways.
ReplyDeleteGoodmorning sweet people.
ReplyDeleteI'm home alone o except the security oga. Dead tired, mehnnn, got in very late and my body is doing me tumbum tumbum I cannot come and go and fall in church biko. The Lord will understand.*shines teeth*
Our ever supportive housekeeper will be assisting to throw up a delicious Sunday treat. Anyi di capable.
The weather is chilly and I'll be taking off on Monday afternoon so I got to compensate so I'm making original Anambra Ofe Nsala with a full tray of utazi leaf. Kikiki. E go bitter so teyyyy and pepper go follow let some noses run. We all need the runny nostrils. The dry fishes come cheap for us from Baga,the mangala I will put in this soup eeh. Nsogbu ga adimakwa.
KING XOXO Mystery...Bee 10...i miss una pass as una dey missme. This blog and nairaland have succeeded in keeping blood pressure off me,the laughter from here is unimaginable. Crazy bvs old and new with eye popping comments. Hahahaha. Wish I can log in every minute but hell no. See eeh all the Chronicles Post from May 1, I havent read any but will surely do, I
catch up easily when i decide to, at the right time and i get to update my diary because the things i learn online is damn much. Gaddamnit!
I would have loved to drop comments at will, late coming isn't good on chronicles. Many bvs are doing us good already with valuable comments, will join in someday.
I submitted one ogbonge CERT at work and now I'm being dragged allover the cities in and out. My God pass them!
Nothing mega. They bring the prospects? We preview the full corporate orders and scatter the processes. No leles.
Stella Kork...hold down those comments from the Cussers especially that one trolling Chim_Oma. They don't have respect at all.
Y'all have a nice day. I wan face kitchen in 30minutes.
Watching live Sunday service on telly. All na WORSHIP. OUR GOD REIGNS!
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO ERASE THE MESSAGES, DELETE THE NUMBERS, AND MOVE ON. YOU DON’T HAVE TO FORGET WHO THAT PERSON WAS TO YOU: YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT THEY AREN’T THAT PERSON ANYMORE.
ReplyDeleteStory !!
DeleteCHILD FRIENDLY - HOME TIPS
ReplyDeleteWas late on the Post for making the home Child Friendly so I decided to use plenty space from Sunday Spontaneous.
First step is to make your home CHILDPROOF by yourself, kneel down and crawl to measure the level where their hands can get to,the walls/the chest of drawer/bathroom/toilet/kitchen,in the sitting room,outside the home. Move things higher and padlock cupboards, make the kitchen a no go area.
Handles...buy the GRIP HANDLES and attach to doors, baby type is N1,500 fix it so they hold onto it in the bathroom and on other doors to push or drag to close. It keeps their fingers from a bang.
Keyrings and Remote Controls...attach a WHISTLE ringholder to your carkeys or key bunch. They won't use your keys to puncture things because it will be kept away from your bag/doors,once you whistle whew around the home the battery operated mini device will respond and flash light,it is N500 only.The batteries are replaceable.
Scary stick-ons should be fixed on controls,deceive them that it bites kids,they won't touch. Hahahaha. A packet of 50 is N300.
Recharge cards...once you load, dispose immediately,the silver powder for covering the pin digits contain poisonous lead. You don't want a visit to the Doctors' when they lick it up, the lips get charred immediately so imagine the rest.
Phone chargers and Power points...always fold up wires and keep up the shelf, use plastic outlet covers on your wall sockets,they can stick scissors and sharp objects the way you do to get the adapter working, they copy easily remember. Each cost N300 and it is for long they last.
Drink...if you love your wines and STAR Radler and STAR Stellar a lot like me please make sure they're dozing before you get to work. They live the goodlife too and can upturn half empty bottles from the fridge and suck on. Hahahaha.
Padlock your fridge and freezers tight.
Smoke detector...please install one and be watchful. They can pull plugs off the extension wire and boom. Mini alarms cost N3,500
Glass tables and wares...rubber-tape the edges and place soft mats on side glass tables,they love banging with sharp objects, we have a twerking lil Nicki Minaj who loves the sound of music,so we WATCH out for the noise.
Part 2
Cosmetics...
Part 2
ReplyDeleteCosmetics...have them in a lock up kit or a zip bag. Mine has tiny padlock. Hahahaha. I don't want any emergency. Your powder pack will become their powder chocolate or flakes, delicious and munchable. Hairconditioner is the new ice cream treat.
Whew!
Surfs/Airfresheners + Detergents/Sanitizers...Do not leave carelessly all these,they want to make a lather like you, they see all the foam while you wash and they love the fragrance too. I've come home to meet 3 packets of Aerial Pink Stain Remover packs, punctured and used to make foamy basin of water. You know the rest. Grrrrrrrr. A packet is £3.
I collect from 'somewhere' maybe N2k at the market.
For air fresheners, they will spray your mirrors and bedcover, they love Mummy and want your bedroom to smell nice,you will bear THE COST. Hahahaha. Keep containers of perfs and fresheners up the shelf. If you use a lot of LYSOL like us,be careful and replace cap immediately after dropping. It is real active and dangerous.
Water...install taphead stoppers N400 or make the local boxhead with N2k and lock up the taps with tiny padlock. Except you wanna swim when you return from work. Kids looooove the Jacuzzi life and your housekeeper CANNOT be everywhere. They can climb into a basin of water and get drowned, coming out is slippery and difficult for their age. Keep your basins and buckets dry or away. If your floors are glossy, keep water droplets and toys off to avoid bad falls. Teach them how to use their special coloured mopstick, usually small but it comes handy. It cost N200. Early cleaning tips won't kill a kid.
Medications...aarrggghhh. Just fix a first aid box up the wall. Paint it red and white wella because they will repeat the dosage you pop in the morning, they want to be healed like Mummy and Daddy too. Imagine the ensuing drama. God forbid is a good statement. We all know the axiom, "trust in the Lord but tie your goat at night".
Cars...until you turn off the engine, no one runs to the car, we all know how spontaneous and warmly "welcome home mummy hugs" can be but please keep to it because while you're organising to alight from car, some will want to wipe the steering except you have a watchful personal driver. Their chopping, goodies and you, will always come into the home, control the excitement and the moment.
Dogs...permit them to participate in showering the dogs under the tap so they don't go soak in the bath with them. Insist the dog has a bathplace outside and that their food makes babies to BARK. Hahahaha. Yes. A little grooming lie won't kill you. If any is asthmatic, treat the hairs and take it low, make sure the kids don't stay under airconditioning rooms with the dogs. It will trigger a mild attack and of course make visits to the Vet Docs.
Part 3
Is for Lighting, Room paintings and Fumigation.
I want to cook first pls. No time biko.
Later.
Happy Sunday all, may God grants us our heart desire this week in Jesus name. Amen
ReplyDeleteThis marriage thingy is becoming something else o. I am not really pressured but also pressured. I need a man in my life . I participated in last S n M but didn't really meet my specs at all. Age is no longer on my side like that. My mates are getting married. Friends always ask me, when are you getting married. I am really tired. What do I do. God ,please help my situation. Let me smile this month O Lord
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