Sunday Laughs

So U Caught Ur BF Sleeping With Another Girl Because U Denied Him S#x❌ And U Have The Guts To Say He's Cheating On U???   
Ori e ti Daru 

My Sister,U Are Wicked And Selfish   

So If NEPA No Give Us Light
We Should Not Use Generator Abi??     



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Watching GTV news sometimes can be very interesting . There was a story about a guy who assaulted a goat yesterday afternoon and when It was time to show the goat , they blurred the goats face making me wonder whether the goat was under age or a celebrity.         




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A guy proposes to you and you turn him down. He proposes to your friend and you call him a womanizer... Eeeiiii so if he doesn't get employed at Fidelity, he shouldn't try Ecobank too?? .......     

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 That awkward moment when you visit your rich
uncle in Abuja and the wife serves you 2 slices
of bread, an egg, and a little cup of tea... And the
kids be like ''uncle can you finish this?''
You be like ''abi iku fe pa yin ni?'' Me wey dey chop 40 slice  

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Teacher: Name any animal that lives in water
Kelvin: Hippopotamus
Teacher: Amos your turn
Amos: Hippopokelvin
Teacher: Amos what's that?
Amos: Kelvin started it ☹



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*HOW TO CONDUCT DNA TEST AT HOME USING EGGS*


Take note: DNA can be a very expensive and results take very nervous long Time.
With this simple technique, you can test whether you are the father of your children even without going to the hospital or clinic.
You can also TEST for chromosomes in your children if they are carrying any Special genes of their grandparents and you want to know.
It's a simple egg technique. Follow the steps below to do this successfully:


*Step 1: Buy two eggs. Clean ones of course.*


*Step 2: Wash your saucepan and dry it with a napkin*


*Step 3: Break the two eggs and pour their contents into a clean dish*


*Step 4: Stear it well. Add few slices of onion, or any vegetable of your choice.*


*Step 5: Place the saucepan over fire and pour a little cooking oil in it.*


*Step 6: Poor the mixture into the boiling oil.*


*Step 7: Turn it properly when it hardens. In five minutes, your fried egg is ready. Get some tea bread and milo Chocolate Drink. Make some hot tea, enjoy yourself and sleep.*


*Thank you for reading*

Since when have I worked at any lab or hospital to start giving tips on DNA??  ️



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Trump is 70
Hillary is 69
Obama is 55
70+69+55 =194.

Now if you observe well you will see that:

Buhari is 75
Goodluck is 59
APC is 3 letters
PDP is 3 letters
Therefore 3 + 3 + 59 + 75 = 140!


Now finally,
USA is 3 letters and Nigeria is 7 letters;
3 + 7 = 12


The truth is that I dont know the meaning of this post...

Just want to waste your time... because the super eagles wasted my time losing to Croatia.
Come and beat me in my house, if you can!




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Last night I did something terrible to mosquitoes they will never forget. I opened the windows and let them all inside then I closed the windows and slept outside.
it's called confusing the enemy.


You can try it tonight

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha i hope you laughed?If you didnt not my fault oh....