Mama Nnuku's Corner -- Brouhaha Loading

Ewooooooo!!!!

Gring gring … griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing …. Comes in the sound of a message on my phone. Na those yeye network message e go be I thought, maybe 22202 want to say spin and win car, that I have been spinning since 1900 and haven’t won.. I ignored the message.


Gring Gring comes in another one, I reached for my phone and opened the first message in capital letters sender wrote “’ I AM PREGNANT’’ shuooo ! na me give you belle ? abi na sending mistake


I opened the second message and in it she wrote in capital letters ‘’PLS HELP ME TELL LARRY”’ biko Larry is not the real name o.. !

See me see wahala, them they send person this kain message? How can you send me to go and tell your collaborating mate that you are pregnant.?

 Una confuse ? na so me sef I confuse o..

I called the number on my phone and she picked

Me: hello who is this?

Receiver: it is me Steffy .. lol steffy not real name o. *sideeyes@steffysofly

Me: have we met? I don’t know you or have your num

Receiver: you have forgotten me, you gave me your number the day Larry brought me to you peoples house, you were nice to me, you were calling me iyawo wa’ .. we went to the market together, we cooked together, I stayed for one week before I went back to my base.



Me: Oh I remember. In my mind I was like, (Vera iya oko bournvita alatenuje ..) call Larry and tell him na, I don’t stay in Larry's house, I was only holidaying there cause I was running from our landlord that period .

Receiver: I don’t know how to tell him

Yeeeepa ! so is me that will now know how to help her tell him ? skrrrr.. skrrrr.. eerm the network is breaking . cuts call abruptly .. well I have been calling Larry since his number isn’t going o!


It seems somebody is about to get married, I will keep y’all updated on this.